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It will be very hard and uneventful for agbadorians to understand the deep shit they are in; for the benefit of double doubt, 97.0962% of them only know about prepaid meter as that box that blinks light on the wall of a sane nigerian citizens apartment.

yahoodetector:
You are the one chasing clout by mentioning the name of a man whom the destiny of even his toilet cleaner outshines that of all the male members of your family both born, unborn, living and dead.

Take note...I mentioned Obi's toilet cleaner and not Peter Obi himself.

it should have been Obi's tissue paper, the old layer behaves like a deranged animal

IconicR:
If Obi sees this now, he'll rush to go and do his own
Obi and clout chasing is like 5&6

no be the heroin sniffing cocaine opiod bladder scrutum damaged urine dispensing certificate forger who rigged himself in that is meddling with a sovereign country's internal affairs.

can you follow through the window to clean the house?

DestinedForGrea:
Hello everyone.

Please I need an urgent advice from the mature minds here. I'm about to take a decision that has the potential to change the course of my life.

A quick background:
I come from a family consisting of five "children", of which I'm the fourth. Right from the days of my childhood, my parents and older siblings have had a firm control over me. They often dictated the friends I'd keep, placed I'd go to, where I should be, and almost how I should behave.

I was mostly indoors because they didn't want me playing around. That had an impact on my personality, because I couldn't master the ability to make friends, express myself confidently, and get involved in social activities that my peers relished.

Fastforward to this point:

I'm in my late 20s, a graduate and an NYSC cert holder, and although the level of control has been minimized, I still experience a bit of it. I don't have a place of my own for now, so I stay in the family house, but my older ones are independent in that aspect though they don't stay far from the family house.

I have a job too, but the salary is not even enough to take care of myself and support the home for a week.

Now here's the issue, I got a job offer from someone I served with during my NYSC, in a state about 8 hours from my current state of residence. It's the same job with the one I'm on right now (a teaching job) but with a slightly better payment return.

The person has a good relationship with the principal of the school, so according to him, the job is secure. I had to accept it because I'm tired of my current situation, and I'm tired of the life I'm living here -- my social life is next to zero, I don't have friends close by, I'm not socially active, and I need to explore. With my little savings, I plan to get an apartment as cheap as possible when I get there.

The problem is everyone is kicking against , because they're concerned about my safety, how I'm going to cope alone in this harsh economy. They've told me that if I decide to leave against their wish, that I'll be on my own and won't get their hands involved if anything goes wrong.

At the moment, I'm thinking of standing my ground and sticking to my decision, because I'm depressed from being in this environment, but I'm a bit afraid of my family cutting ties with me.

Please any advice? I really need some right now.

Thanks!

you will regret if you don't leave.
see when you jam hunger, your hustle will unravel but if you keep sampling with your family at that your vantage point, them taking care of you, you may never make any head way in life.
defy them and leave, let them not support you, with that mindset that you are on your own, you will see how your orientation to life will change and when you make it, the way your respect go climb, you won't believe it.

temielects:
people like you that always quote 'Nigeria will attack' should always be ignored because you seem to be ignorant of the situation at hand, and coming to an internet space to write that jargons shows how uninformed you are

most of you agbadorians and heroin sniffers are so allergic to truth.

Hussein035:
Ipob terrorist shut up

We know you don't have sense except the one obidiotss gave you

useless and worthless mohamedians, if not for the pig prophet Mohamed and the rabid dog allah, we for no get terrorism for this earth but thank you zaynab for using rat poison to send the worthless prophet to ajana and for the pigs that exhumed his petrifying corpse and ate it. idiotic prophet.

emerged01:
I dont know why people applauding coupists. Coup should not be tolerated.

People with no verifiable past should go near government

Ikaeniyan0:
Please don't be quoting me and tell me meaningless comments please.this thread is about the Niger military threatening to kill the president of niger.

Look at what is happening in your own country
https://www.nairaland.com/7798527/gunmen-attack-heipang-barkin-ladi
Instead, na joblessness and cluelessness dey worry you and that heroin damaged organ urine dispenser to be poking into other people's country.
Copy and paste people.

Ikaeniyan0:
Please don't be quoting me and tell me meaningless comments please.this thread is about the Niger military threatening to kill the president of niger.

We still saying same thing, is sokoto not near Niger, it doesn't change that prophet mohammad is a pig and Allah a rabid dog.

AmotekunSW:
You just be an ipob pig.
This stupidity is Mkpummiri inspired

Is prophet mohammad not a smelly menstruating pig?
Allah a dead rabid dog?

Ikaeniyan0:
If dem born them well, make dem try am, they will all be killed too

When they killed Deborah in sokoto were you this vocal or the fucking worthless Islam still at work of blood letting.

raskymonojendor:
The Tueregs are already saying they will join ECOWAS. The coupist will be out numbered.

No be their terrorist patron prophet mohammad they want to go and carry out.
The people of Niger are okay with the present government but Islam is all about shedding blood so they are vouching for blood as usual. That is why I still see prophet mohammad and Allah as smelly menstruating rabid pig.

ipobarecriminals:
Well,Ekpa will draft u and ur family to go and fight on behalf of 🇳🇪 .

as you hide under the kpomolised smelly toto of your mama shouting egbami ooo?

taylor88:
City friends validation

Same thing happens during traditional wedding when you’re traveling from city to village with your friends

That’s the country we have found ourselves

Na why I like Muslim burial no necessary dramas

When my Dad died I was crying double double not because he’s dead but because of what’s ahead as a chief in Rivers State and I know what’s required

Someone who lost his parents is supposed to gain supports and sympathizers rather you’ll be into debt and have bills ahead

but inside you you know this thing you just wrote no gel at all with the topic at hand?

Segun2222:
all this but you no get stabilizer for practical, while arguing with someone that has tested it with more than 5000w load, you will need another full page to explain your theory..... Peter obi fans sha🤣

kai! with no facts to back his false claims, he resorted to Ad Hominem Fallacy, a typical agbadorian, no wonder your chicago ebola heroin damaged scotuum urine dispenser was shouting na statistics we go chop, it was an evidence the imp never attended any school, he used donals duke's picture in his biography, this is same behaviour you are exhibiting, you are dull, daft, unreasonable, retarded, irritating, obnoxious, smelly, untidy, careless, worthless, meaningless, miserable, useless, empty, dirty, broke, idiotic, imbecilic, hopeless, etc, no wonder no one has asked you anything about the nonsenses you are selling.

look at the iron condemn scrap you want people to buy make fire burn their house, even fire extinguisher no fit quench the fire that thing go cause. thief, you go theif things from people's house and you no sabi their ratings and capacity dey sell here.

segun go and return the window blinds you stole with the AVR wey you no sabi 5000i is the model number. smelly idiot.
show the 5000VA at the back or the real owner don tear the label commot?
you never know wetin you jam for this life today.

ElSudani:
Africans offering themselves up for second colonization. This time not by another country but by a private military organization.

why is your brain working like it downloaded only 19% sense before your mama toto aborted you?
so make them allow your heroin damaged scrotuum leaking urine dispenser to use them as bribe exchange with france?
You guys are too disgustingly senseless.

Uniquewise:
Rechargeable Power bike
Bought brand new, and ridden just once.
Barely used. Need to fix the a bad leg (8k), but would prefer to sell off like that.

Everything else works perfect, body is mint.

67k

08059054222

Is this not a toy, what is the maximum speed and model?

Also the maximum weight in kg it can carry

Biodun556:
During Buhari second tenure, NNPC didn't remit anything into federation account. If the oil you are talking about is the life line of Nigeria existence, then Nigeria should have collapse by now

Hence why we are plunged into these miserable debts...
It is the borrowing that is still keeping Nigeria, so the west need Nigeria to go to this war so that they can come and borrow more and be slaves to them.

Aren't we suppose to have sense by now.

Icrave4u:
YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN LAGOS: 17 Things you must not do.

1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.
And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you. 🤣

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌🤣

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them. 🤣

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o🤣

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅

12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.

14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.😂

15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mád in this Lagos!!. I am the only nórmal person in my area.

16. There's one popular "Den of scámmers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case of buy a swapped electronics.😁

17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.

Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place to be SMART and WISE!!
EKO ILE OGBON!

House Agents are next to hellfire, be careful of them. They fleece, exploit and frustrate you.

Nursepepeye:
yet Yoruba are holding your warlord blokos till now and shame you can't do anything about it than keep begging rather killing yourself.

Which youruba, save una selves from the Fulani s that is fucking your smelly mama Toto in illorin then we can talk.

AriyaTV:
I'm curious here" so you igbos can call someone a heroin addict, I'm not getting it.

You have a serious problem to deal with, stop looking for lux soap to masturbate.
https://www.nairaland.com/7792322/ilorin-belongs-islam-not-Yoruba

[b]If the religion of the Yoruba people is Isese, why do they not have a day for Isese in Ibadan? Why not in Oyo or Ogbomosho, which are close to us here (in Ilorin)? You can see that it is a provocation. It is just a provocative plan to set the town on fire. Let them do it in Osogbo, Ibadan, Oyo, or Ogbomosho; they are pure Yoruba land.

Ilorin, as it is, does not belong to the Yoruba or any tribe at that. Ilorin belongs to Islam because it is Islam that unites us. That is why the town is called Ilu Awon Alfa or Geri Alimi (the land of Islam)... haha.

Mr Wole Soyinka mastered the English language and English literature. You might not quote me because I called him a mister but he doesn’t have a PhD but I do and I’m a professor.

Who is Wole Soyinka? If he mastered the English Language then so be it. If he comes to Ilorin, a boy who has not come of age will render him useless if he starts speaking Arabic but he claims to know everything. Everyone should know their limitations and stand where they belong. Wole Soyinka or no Wole Soyinka, we do not reckon with him.

[/B]


Kai! Na other people issues una dey carry for head, one Yoruba woman wey dey claim heaven on earth wey I just settle yesterday with small talk, she is barking like a rabid dog up till now say I insult am, you yorubas hate the truth, once you are told the truth it is an insult, but na shout una only sabi na noting else.
Make una rest, no! Na when hand hold una den egbami ooo will full everywhere.

So am advising you to rest too.

Sunkanni:
Thank God am not a fan to this “Obidients”, See his sense of reasoning… They are full of hatred from head to toe; likewise destroying themselves with Sit-at-home. I pray they receive sense before they turn that place to desert.😒

Your north is cursed by God on default, not only is it filled with illiteracy, draught, nymphomaniacs, murderers, worthless religion, worthless prophet mohammad, it is already a desert, worthless place, backwardness, poverty, penury, misery, terrorism, banditry, etc, please what else can you compare with?
Please what exac

RexTramadol1:
I’m not surprised. You are truly a product of where you are from.

Your president na heroin addict sotey en blockus dey leak without valve, you na tramadol.. na your kidney go perforate soon as you no even see any food eat... idiot continue.

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I fit get the Number of that girl holding that phone, I wan tell her something special.

pendragonbladgo:
Obi is still menstrating, he will soon realize....

Ur mama menstruating like a matured dirty pig should be your concern and if you are a Muslim, mohammad is a rabid dog too.

ronalmagic10:
Your father who fought and died during the civil war will replace the picture

Go and write it down

No be your mama Toto odour dey high you so?

RexTramadol1:
Obi is very immature as a person and it also is visible amongst those following him blindly.

So it is a mature slowpoke that brings Obi into anything he does in life? No tell me say due to how your mama take born you through miscarriage say part of your brain still dey hook for her gutter Toto wey get broken bottle inside and she uses cement bag as sanitary pad.


All these Ebola urine dispensing heroin damaged scorutum idiots..

ecolime:

Na strategy bro

Does Tinubu look like someone who is interest in confronting Niger militarily?

He is the ECOWAS leader. The letter to the senate is just for him to make ECOWAS member states, Buhari, France and UK see that he made attempts.

Now, no super power will blame Nigeria or him for not protecting their interest.

Even a new born baby knows the senate will reject the prayer 7 of his request.

Underate Tinubu's Political sagacity at your own peril. Nigga is the real Maradona reason why we never wanted him in Aso-Rock. You can't set a trap for him.

Even the great PO knows him in and out, reason why he purposely left out election result and seeking out cancellation of his candidacy.

Aren't you ashamed of what you said, was it the heroin damaged scrotum urine dispenser that told you, we all know Ebola is becoming dumb and daft at same time.
The west don promise am money and his greed is sprout which brings out the imbecility in him.
So stop defending nonsense, keep quiet and go and sleep.

astonished:
This is how Yoruba people are naturally, until IPOB people infiltrate our land and started politics of hatred, religious, nzogbwu nzogbwu.

They introduced Yoruba Muslim and Yoruba Christian, introduced Yoruba Lagos and Yoruba Osun.

Was it IPOB that was threatening those traditional worshippers in kwara state?
The odour from your mama Toto must be highing you.

yemex04:
The press release did not entirely oppose the use of force.. quoting them verbatim "We also take exception to use of the of military force until other avenues as mentioned above are exhausted"

The ECOWAS is already making use of the mentioned avenues hopefully they work & if not, am not expecting the ECOWAS to fold their arms and look away.

But please, wetin concern Nigeria in Niger matter?
I really need to understand.

Make I no waste my time

BadMaster:
You are a useless fool. I have always known that all Obi supporters are stupid criminals.

Na your dirty smelly mama Toto dey high you with the odour

IconicR:
Do not ever use sleeping tablet, it'll damage your sleep nerves, Doctors should be able to guide you if eventually your post hits front page

No wonder you support a certificate forger and a drug baron, which one is sleep nerve again?
Or you mean the nerve cells in the hypothalamus? You must be very dull.
You think it is how heroin damaged the scrotum of tinubu?

Sleep is mostly controlled by neurotransmitters melatonin, adenosine, serotonin, and ƴ-aminobutyric acid (GABA), whereas wakefulness are regulated by neurotransmitters serotonin, acetylcholine, dopamine, glutamate, and histamine.

Any unlucky man who happens to ever marry you already cursed his offspring to be dull, dumb and daft in life. Adieus to them.