₦airaland Forum

Girl:Hello
Me: What's up?
Girl: Snubs
This is why I don't even reply messages anymore

QueenBelle:
so you're trying to Blame girls for the explosion of gay population?
Try again

My point exactly

QueenBelle:
start from the beginning

I have seen all of them. If you want good memes join some foreign groups with whites and Indians.

Allaboutkatiee:
Inwardly saying you a gay

Just because we never fvcked doesn't verify it.

Am sorry are these supposed to be memes?

Are you drunk?
No girl has even commented

deedy111:
Am not a science student, sincerely haven't been taught or heard any argument on this before.

So if a fertile lady swallow a fertile man cum during Mouth Gig on her unsafe time, can she get pregnant.


No abuse pls

You won't get pregnant, It even has health benefits!
It makes it easier for the woman to sleep and improves the skin(Am not joking), why do you think all these porn stars are shining?

Why is it that these days girls will snub you even when it's them that sent you friend request and sent you message?
The ladies should explain this matter cuz this is why there are so many gay's in this world.

makydebbie:
Brooooo

What is a Ghanaian doing on a Nigeria forum?

mechanics:
hmmm, stingy in what sense.

You suppose understand na, I was in secondary school then sha, If I was to grab, she will start laughing and shifting.

iLegendd:
Yes. What caused the anger is emotional neediness. I know his problem and I can help him.

For guys reading this, I sacrificed 4 Naira to send him an SMS. I don't even know him. The summary is: when you see your fellow guy is in need and you know where the solution is, help him out and push him to the right direction.

Now, it's left with him to take action or ignore. See image of the message below. It only took me 40 seconds and 4 Naira to help out.

Clef on!

Highest order of insult!!!!

QueenBelle:
Edo

Edo girls sha
That explains it, Edo girls don't Fvck, I almost dated one but she was too stingy and insultive

Auladimeji1:
Those tattoo artist, how do they manage to draw objects on the female that are stark naked,I'm wondering

It's their job, The smart one's will use style to Fvck sense into the girl.

So what's here? I have watched her s-ex tapes, They aren't bad but thus girl isn't a rapper, I haven't seen her rap as fast or nearly as fast as nicki

QueenBelle:
are you serious? I'm yet to see/ hear of a guy who can last that long

Where you based?

EdoBozz:
Well every guy differs. I can't have sex everyday because am so not a sex freak. As a matter of fact my ex and I were not so keen on the sex thing. She could spend a week in my house and we have much more fun without sex. The sex thing comes once in a blue mood and it made us respect each other a lot.

If not for distance that threw us apart, that relationship was so amazing unlike the one am dating now and I want to break up with. The only fight we keep having is sex, sex and more sex. I just can't take it anymore. She me wey be Edo guy come dey run from my Edo sister. We can be in a bar or we go out and this girl no mind we just do quickey for toilet, you can imagine. And because I no dey agree na steady quarrel.

Anyhow sha I don already write resignation letter dey wait for her to come this weekend.

Bro gimme her number, by the time I Don hammer her, Her toto go red.

QueenBelle:
is that a problem?

You have no idea.
There should be an average of 4 rounds before sleeping.

QueenBelle:
How do you guys have sex everyday and yet it has no effect on you?
I have a neighbor who brings in girls for sex everyday and he seems okay. You guys have sex everyday yet you still want more. Why?
If I have sex this month, I will not be able to do so again for the rest of the month.
So in short, I have sex like once or twice In a month
So guys, how do you do it?

Once a month? No rounds?
Chai

I have a strong phobe(3gb ram and facial recoginition) but am too lazy to use it or my laptop(4gb ram), I was planning to make a website and then start filling it with songs since I love music and possibly place some ads to make easy money but I just gave up and left it. :/

iLegendd:
I had some, but I gave them out. I give things out easily, but there is one laptop I have refused to give out because it has a story behind it.

The story is: While in school, I bought a brand new HP laptop and it costs me approximately 300k. Later on, I was told the oyibo man cheated me. Though, it was supposed to be ₦270,000.00, but the country pays tax, so I had to pay tax for buying a laptop. In that country we pay tax for medical checkup. Thoughout my stay, I refused to fall sick.

I bought it in 2009. One day, in 2015, Buhari took over and crime became the new trend. I was returning from a friend's house at night — whose mom was kidnapped.

Sadly, I was the only person on the dark road. From afar, I heard a sound and before I could hide, I saw a black Hilux with huge men on black and with guns. They flashed their vehicle's light on me and their torch.

The next thing I said in my head was, "God, why me. Is this the end?"

They stopped their car by my side. "What's inside that bag? Bring it out," one of them said while pointing a gun at me. "It's my laptop," I replied. I brought it out and they took it from me.

As they were taking it, I realized they were police / JTF. They interrogated me, but I stood on my ground. After everything, they drove off with my laptop and told me to come to the station the next day to verify and collect it.

I got there the next day and they told me to log in and I did. After wasting 2 hours of my time, they couldn't find anything incriminating. They got tired and stylishly told me to settle and take my laptop.

Me, I just behaved as if I didn't understand what they were talking about. They took me to an office with a beautiful Edo officer. She was on call speaking her language.

When she finished, I said, "Wow! What a beautiful language. Which language is that?" I asked. She smiled and said it's Edo. Before you know it, I started wooing her and creating instant rapport.

Another female officer came in and spoilt my parole. At the end of the day, I didn't pay a dime. When I was living, I requested for her number, but she refused. Deep down, she wanted to give me, but the environment didn't permit her.

So, I was finally set free after wasting three hours in the station. When I was leaving, all the officers were angrily looking at me like say na me kill Jesus. At the gate, I saw a female officer eating banana and I asked her to give me banana. The hunger on her face was obvious. She looked at me like an angry lion.

Anyway, police dey suffer sha. Now I understand why they extort money, but this is not an excuse to extort.

Why did I share this story? It because that laptop put me in so many troubles. I don't want to talk about the other troubles before you faint.

One day, I was using it and the screen started acting funny. I brought my repair tool and dismantled the laptop, removed the screen, broke it, and dumped the laptop for good. That was the laptop I used to start and finish my project back in school.

The laptop I used to learn relationship tips before doing the practical. It has a history. I'll snap a picture of it and show you. When I get married and have children, they'll need to see it. Maybe, I should write a book titled: The Great Computer.

So, I can't give it out, but if you can pay me 300k, I'll give you the spoilt one in-between my legs. U know na. It has sugar and honey. Don't you like sweet things?

Let me tell you a secret. Laptop is cheaper in Nigeria than abroad because in Nigeria, you don't pay tax.

Bro you smoke o�

Optionally:
i also called the customer care and the guy was even suprised that such existed on their network.
I had to explain how to do it and he was like there is no such thing on their network so i told him to check online that its working for alot of people and i told him to activate it for me so he said they would get back to me in 12 hours,but uptill now i am still not eligible.

Another idiot, Instead of you to use sense and hang up Chai, My #500 ooo, Foolish goats are plenty in this 9ja sha.
*spits*

Postmeridian:
Its not working for me o, and for those with the opinion that it selects location, how do you explain that it works for my brother but its not working for me (ibadan based), I tried all the steps 3times, i even called customer care, they said I may be talking about the double data and I wasn't eligible for it, I am already frustrated about this stuff

You idiotic fool, So you're the reason why my #500 just went to waste. Stupid bastardized idiot. Game and porn wen I wan download before, Chai it will not be well with you.

dyfaze:
That's what I'm using bro... It's a bomb on my 4G Redmi note 5.. I did #400 for 9gb.. I don't even know what to download again..

Mine suddenly stopped working on my hot 6pro,I did #500 and got 700mb, IDK why it isn't working.

Damn this girl can swallow an 11 inch prick with that pose.

Am telling you buhari isn't in charge, Someone else is calling the shots. This guy is just a puppet.

Fierce11:
Southafricans possess so much hate towards Nigerians.. This is further fuelled by the successes and growth achieved by Nigerians living in the country.. The jealousy, the hatred, the envy are just enormous.. The way their females "rush" and flock Nigerian dudes is even the most bitter thing those bastards can't take.. That's why they kill us, burn our properties and steal from us.. There's not much difference between the south Africans and some Plateau indigenes:.. They'd wait for an igbo man to suffer and develop their place, start attacking him when he's succeeded.. Kill him.. Chase out the survivors and then, take over his "abandoned" property.. Smh.. The Nigeria embassy there should better do something.

Shut up please..
I and some of my guys were subjects of racial slurs and attacks when we visited rustenburg for some "events"... Did we go there to take over their streets or sell drugs?..
Their hate towards Nigerians is not even hidden.. I was shocked when a guy on my fb posted a status explaining how he hates Nigerian guys and their "monkey faces".. I just laughed because i know that monkeys are better looking than those seagulls they have there.

Don't choose stupidity when you are offered wisdom.. I don't know if it's the "southafrican's pussay" that's making you so dumb that you fail to see all the reports relating to xenophobic attacks towards Nigerians.. You dating one person in a country of millions does not change or eradicate the act of wickedness they bestow upon us..
If The Nigerian Government are serious, they should have sanctioned the Southerners by now..
Stop quoting me son.

and you can Fvck off, you ignorant cu-nt

millomaniac:
Its not about balls. South Africa is an ally.

Do you know the definition of an ally?
Killing your 'Ally's citiEn doesn't make you an ally but an enemy and a threat.

dbynonetwork:
May God forgive you.. Amen

Another mumu

Why did they blur it?

dbynonetwork:
My God can't be questioned..... He is the omniscience God, the creator of the universe......
Live with the pain Lucifer...

Mumu

Unionised:
7 times Sir.

My mates graduated, served and many in gainful employment long before I stepped within the four walls of a university lecture hall.

But guess what?
The race is not to the swift, neither is the battle to the strong.

Thank God for my life.

Wow, I would have drank sniper since.

You mean he expresses regret over the oil money lost?