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sukerefakere:
Help a brother

Ask Satan on twitter.
He's our boss.

sukerefakere:
cc:
Lucifercristi
Lucifer66
Luciferjesus
Lucifercatholic

Lmao

Waste of resources.
Give it to the sick.

What the Fvck is this?
Add graphic pictures

deboysben:
What shall it profit you that you make all the riches on earth but did not make heaven.

Stupidity of the highest order.

What's with the constant tanker accidents?

brodalokie:
Lord means Live or Die (Owner). Who is your Lord?

Word means Win or Die
World means Win or Loose and Die

The Word of God is the Holy Bible and Jesus is my Lord.

Then you're a fool

Davido didn't send her money?

selectedhero:
Oh! You are prosperous right? You should thank God for that.
I am too, and I am a mass employer of labour, my people thank God for my life while smiling to the bank.
I hope some can say same of you.

So did you just wake up and found an interview letter on your bed or did you walk to find that job?
You're not a child use your brain

chiedu7:
Its becos they know that for this to be successful God had to be in it.

U sound like a God-hater.

Lemme tell u what God does to those who hate Him.

Deuteronomy 32:41
I will render vengeance on My adversaries, And I will repay those who hate Me.

It looks like u love death

Proverbs 8:36
All those who hate me love death."

You're a fool!
If God was the one then why didn't he deliver at her house??
I swear you people are hopeless.

From the way his daughter Is holding his hand you can tell they have being have sex since the day she was born

Newboss:
As the leader of what exactly?

That's a lion raised in isolation from the wild Instincts don't just pop up like that in animals raised in isolation because they were socialised giving them a new orientation They see life differently compared to those raised in the wild or with peers where the law of the jungle reigns

you can never take away an animal's instincts.
Google what happened to past lion owners when the lion grew up.
Yah that's right they got eaten.

Dangerous.
When that lion gets to adult age it will attack runtown.
It sees him as the leader but soon it will try to take that crown if he's not careful.

Why is that man wearing pant?
Does he want to sell his own too

I always thought I was average never knew I was slightly large

SweetBuns:
Lefulefu
Mjbolt
Iamplato
Winning eleven
Lucifer66
Funministicqueen
Saffi
Ibkayee


And all other dear nairalanders. Happy Xmas

Merry Christmas

IamPlato:
This Is Why I Need To Publish My Book For people Like You To See... The Light God Made Was The Sun, it Was Never Made Before Plants...

Ever heard of the Bible

As always be brainwashed people of religion has failed to convince or drop any reasonable evidence..
This only proves God doesn't exist
They worship something they have never seen or felt and later give money to a God, Does that make sense?
Of course it doesn't but these zombies won't listen they'd rather be caged like the dogs they are bonded by the chains of religion.

Rilwayne001:
This is the dumbest and most stupid horseshit I've read this year. Please, don't be this dumb in 2019.

Thank you.

Continue to be brainwashed.
Now walk along.

Only a dog will think breast is better than ass.
How can you be struggling with your kids.

ositadima1:
Hell yeah!!! I am 60 years, I don't think I would be getting that many opportunities to dick a young gorgeous girl like that.

Yeah, you can call me a dirty old man, because I am a senior doesn't mean I don't get thirsty.

Mother of God.
You're 60, Holy shit.
I hope I still have your mentality at that age.

Fat people are always ugly.

I can't wait for Nigeria to reach this stage.

EbukaHades10:
To repeat the class go dey hungry me if I dey that class.



Who remembers the comic strip "Miss Rita"?

I remember having a teacher with that name.
Fat assed but annoying slut

Send her card or a plate of rice and watch as she begs you for love.

ConcNiggress56:
Hi Nairalanders.

I need your help deciding the best smartphone to accept as Christmas gift from my Uncle who just arrived from “the abroad” .

He brought home Huawei Y9 2019 and Samsung Galaxy S8 for my younger sister and I but I get to choose first because I am the eldest and It’s being hard deciding the one to settle for.

Samsung Galaxy has built a name for itself over the years but I feel like exploring something better and different entirely. Compared to the 5.8 inches screen and 3000mAh of battery which Samsung Galaxy S8 boasts of (which I am sure isn’t as long-lasting as Huawei Y9 2019), I am pretty sure Huawei Y9 2019 won’t be a bad choice afterall.

From the reviews I have seen online and the articles I have read online about the Huawei Y9 2019, I feel like it’s the smartphone of the moment for a camera freak like me because I will love to take thousands of pictures when I go on Xmas trip to Olumirin waterfalls and Calabar festival (adventure and food is my weakpoint ) and I won’t have to worry about charging my device from time to time because of its 4000mAh strong battery.

Besides, I get to play candy crush and my favourite games to my utmost satisfaction and watch movies on it like I am in a cinema because of its super-powered 6.5 inches screen with excellent display features (I started to fall in love with this phone from the pictures I saw online). Also heard about the unique Huawei Kirin 710 processor which makes the phone very efficient, fast and takes multi-tasking to a whole new level (I am drooling over this phone already .

Unfortunately, my uncle won’t let me use the two and make my choice afterwards. I guess I am too greedy .. This is probably the hardest decision to make right now in my life

So guys, please, what should I settle for between Huawei Y9 2019 and Samsung S8?

Please advice your baby girl!!

Chai, Reading this reminds me of my own uncle if not that man has kids I'd wish him death.
I haven't seen the useless bastard since I was 4.
Being in London for years and haven't brought or paid a visit.

Nothing wrong with it.
I'd like my girl to lick my anus if she wanted to.