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That dirty looking air-conditioner must be blowing harmattan dust I'm sure.

The Vaseline Crew is a movement that cannot be stopped.

We will continue to impose our noble ideologies on the general public until we are recognized.

Our members are willing to lay down their lives and freedom to actualise this dream.

We urge every card-bearing member worldwide to continue in the fight for recognition while upholding our good name in the process.

Aut mentula magna aut nihil!!

Regards,
National Leader
Vaseline Crew

The two most useless Presidents in US history.


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He must have threatened to take others down with him if they don't acquit him so they decided to assasinate him.


He knows something.

By stealing their phones, he is preventing them from contacting their clients and the potential advancement of prostitution which is a stain on our society today.


This brave man should be protected by the Police.

Olosho on olosho violence is no concern of mine.

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Batman's IQ always wins against seemingly insurmountable odds.
He always finds a way to defeat his foes.

He beat Superman despite his abilities - Captain America won't last 5 seconds with the Man of Steel.

I don't even think Captain America can beat ordinary Anthony Joshua.







And by beat I wasn't referring to that stupid & painfully errorneous movie they made last year, I mean the comics which are actually where facts about mutants are revealed.

Most of the movies they try to re-create nowadays are from comics I read as a boy decades ago. These stupid movie producers twist facts just to make more money which is why I don't go see 'em anymore.

My nigga!


A slap is nothing compared to the everlasting heart attack wey you don give am!!

She been think say she don finally make am.

Nigerian feminists and their entitlement mentality.


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In other words, money for sex.


Which makes these girls prostitutes.
So why do they react angrily when we say it the way it is?


Are they allergic to the truth?


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He won't say the REAL truth about where he bought it now oh.

Later now, he will come to rant about how he was sold the 2010 model by a Nairaland Auto Section dealer.


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odun360:
Taribo gave his life to Christ after meeting Patience Ikemefuna,

Ibo kpekus can change a man's religion.

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Indomie kids everywhere on this thread.

Vaginal yeast infections are rich in protein hence the rotten fish smell.
Just like menstrual bleed, it is rich in zinc, omega-3 fatty acids and Vitamins D, I, C & K.

It is the secret behind my exceptional intellectual capability.

tgmservice:
Good day all

There is this extremely beautiful girl who is my friend on Facebook.

Not exaggerating but this girl will be among the top ten beautiful girls on Facebook. She always snap sexy pics regularly (guess she might be a slay queen as that is d only thing she does). I always fantasize abt her.

I have tried messaging her privately on fb but she never replies, so i just bone.

Recently she uploaded a pic on her story saying jokingly who will give money for xmas, so i replied the story saying i will giv her.

To my surprise she replied me saying she will be glad if i send her money, thats how we got chatting she even said she is willing to hang out with me for d xmas but she needs some little money first.

Guys in the house should i send her some cash this girl is so beautiful it will be nice for me to see her in person.

You need to see how beautiful she is you will understand my plight, she is complete all over.

Masturbate with her pictures.


Now, return and read this trash you posted.


Therein lies your answer.
Idiot.

This is my son, in whom I am well pleased.

Damn!

Its hood is flared whch means it was actually ready to strike had you not killed it.

No doubt a feminist cobra - violence is never far from them.


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ellalina:
Am just curious and I have reports of exploding power banks

They create a banner & protest against discrimination and seek to have equal rights with phones.


Simple.

Almighty Lord why are Nigerian female "celebrities" always fat?

Just negodu this one's stomach alone & she isn't pregnant.
Does she think rubbing oil will erase the fat?

Why are these women always fat & shapeless?
How hard is it to keep fit as a so-called celeb?


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Hope007:
No need to talk to Lucifers grandchild.. You all are under the same blanket.. You both are working for the Oleburuku Lionsbet trying to get the lions share of people hard earned money . try login the site make we see say e login enter england match and screenshot lets see with the same time, i don't borrow WiFi you fool, school you no go because you for look my screenshot at first before talking like a real blackrat

You are a big fool.

Stop stealing wi-fi.

Broke bastard.

At least she still menstruates.
She should flaunt it because it shows she is fertile.


90% of Nairaland feminists prowling the Romance section can no longer menstruate.


Sexual frustration and starvation drove the barren evening newspapers into feminism.

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Hope007:
Bet9ja, Merrybet, Nairabet, 1xbet, Surebet 1960bet, Sportybet remains the trusted betting platform in Nigeria and i am passing this out to the rest people to know that most of all this betting site enticing us with big odd are scammers.. They misbehave whenever they want, just look at Lionsbet they are afraid because tomorrow is Saturday and people may win much.. That's the reason no one can access their site because they don't have money to pay and still yet want us to loose so they can feed on our money ..

Shut your mouth up!

I won tonight & got credited even before the game was over.

Stop trying to bring down someone's business with lies.
Better still, stop connecting to your neighbour's wi-fi illegally. When they switch it off they won't tell you.

Idiot.

Stupid post

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