Ishilove:

By 'discipline' you mean you beat her?

Your girlfriend has serious self esteem issues

Dami12345:
I was shocked the day my girl told me that the reason she respects me is because when she misbehaviors I discipline her.

Some like standards if you have no standards she will use u rob ground and tell you to your faced that you are not a man.

Fact.

tstx:
This one's brain is in her Anus

comedynaija:
My girlfriend just revealed to me that my brother and his girlfriend are no longer very intimate as they have been

Sounds funny right, but each time I listen my brother and his girlfriend talk on phone, they are very much attached, also, this is a girl who supported my bros while he went for interview at Andela, Lagos.

So, I really do not know the basis my babe has concluded that they want to breakup.

lexotan:


1. Are You Emotionally Attracted To Your Partner?
Nope, I'm sexually attracted to her.

2. Are You Ready To Share Bank Accounts?
No, for what?

3. Are You Really Ready To Spend The Rest Of Your Life With Them?
No. She has to die at some point.

4. Do You Resolve Your Arguments?
After a dirty slap to her face, our arguments usually end

5. Are You Prepared To Make Sacrifices?
Yes, I'm ready to sacrifice her for money rituals

6. Are Your Beliefs The Same?
Yes, we both believe I come first in our relationship

7. Are You Ready To Give Up Your Dreams?
Hell no, she must give hers up though

8. Do You Both Want Children?
Of course, just two. A boy & a girl. Two boys & she'll be kicked out. Two girls & she's dead.

9. Will You Be Faithful?
Yes, I'll be faithful to my wife & all 20 mistresses. Nothing more.

10. Are You Happy With Each Others’ Approach To Health?
Yes, as long as I don't smell any rotten fish

11. Are You Happy With Your Partner’s Family?
No, I despise them all & her parents must die within the first 3 years or this marriage won't work.

Ekaka1:


He's probably died many times of erection and have spilled miliki in his pants severally

prinsam30:


the coach could have read the game and switch to traditional 443 formation


that coach is clueless

kingxsamz:

How many moniker you get sef?

Jochabed:
Witches!! The white's see it as normal though. No demonic cat will be standing close to my baby.

Rextizzle:
Most Nigeria girls were disvirgined because of:

Indomie and can coke

200 Naira suya

500 Naira Kilishi

Shawarma and can coke

Jollof rice and chicken

buns and water

Free sometimes, you can add yours.

Olalan:
Quite uncomfortable it is and also if it grows in your private region

kenzysmith:
That what we call humility if na one mumu for Juventus he go dey touch that him dry chest