₦airaland Forum

Lord I tried... but... hmmm

If Olamide doesn't agree with whatever it is Daddy Showkey is showing him on that phone, he go chop hot slap & nothing go happen for industry.

Nothing go happen for Nigeria.


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punisha:
The number of untrained and parent-love starved children in this forum is now disturbing.

Faceless forum or not, I think the mods should start being firm on this wayward kids above me.

Ban them often and they will stop talking senselessly and with much hate.

How's that working out for ya so far?

Over 30 of my monikers have been banned so far.
I get banned everyday. I mean it every fvcking day.
Two were banned yesterday alone (LuciferPreeqson & LuciferMessiah).

I just opened this one last night - didn't take two minutes.
Hell, the bans even spur me to up my game cuz I know I have a limited time-frame.
I'm pretty sure I would have stopped if I was left alone cuz I get bored easily.

Bans don't work for idiots like us, unfortunately for you, nairaland mods' IQs are in single digits.

Get creative.

So she tried them all?

Yungkid101:
fans of the Bhim Nation boss

Boss??

Igbo Muslims?


What of Fulani Catholics & Hausa White garments?


There's nthing money can't make a man do

NnamdiN:
But I don't watch soccer so none of my fkng business

You are gay.

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So they would have held his preeq during the circumcision right?

Any man that can hold another man's preeq without flinching or throwing up is gay.

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Inspectorsuga22:
U are just an imbe¢ile

I am even worse than an imbeçile.

Just answer the question logically

Please she should stop traumatizing those kids.

I can't even imagine what those innocent kids are going through having to put up with a masquerade like this.

Authorities should take custody of those kids away from her with immediate effect!
She can pay them supervised visits once a month and that's it.

Nonsense.


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Old & ugly feminists
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Nairaland oloshos can never be lodged here - not when there are still bushes & uncompleted buildings wasting away in Nigeria.

Cheap hoes.

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funmisticqueen:
tell her to buy a big strap on and tell her husband that she will only sleep with him if she does him in the anus twice... either he will leave her alone or she will find out the truth that she is gay

Inspectorsuga22:
Wat kind of abuse is that If d man love anal sex dat much wat is he den doing wt a woman in d name of marriage, if he is gay let her stop punishing dat woman n go get a gay partner....
Me I don't see anything wrong in reporting to the father in-law,if same persist and she can't bear it anymore let her qiut d marriage....

I'm curious.
How does anal sex with a woman equate to being gay?



If a man fvcks a woman anally & you tag him "gay" does that mean a man that kisses a woman is also gay?

According to you, "If a man can fvck a woman's ass, he can also fvck a man's ass."
Which also means
"If a man can kiss a woman's lips, he can kiss a man's lips too
Afterall, men have lips too.


The logic behind your assumption shows that the total IQ between both of you raised to the power of 2 cannot exceed 16.

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See faces. One even looks like a man.

Stupid feminists.
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This is the sort of thread you find Nairaland females in abundance - a begging thread.

Broke, cheap & shameless things.

This thread stinks to the high heavens & reading through reminds me of an IDP camp.

Just negodu. All the beggars here are the same tramps that talk pretty in the Romance section like they have a life.

Some are even ready to pay visits & fvck all in the name of giveaway.
Bunch of hungry oloshos.

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Giftedhand92:
. Leite says her neighbour was passing in his car and saw the man running to the bike so he drove into the suspect.

This is when the thief was caught.


Your neighbour hit him with a car & while he lay on the floor writhing in pain (probably with a broken bone), you capitalized on the situation & assumed a comical pose you learnt from watching the Undertaker on WWE now you're claiming jiu-jitsu black belt.

All to show off to your street boys that you're "tough".

Let's not forget the boy is 18 & madam is 22 (real age 27). We all know how women reduce their age in public.

Near me first with your jiu-jitsu na make we see wetin go do you.


By the way Auntie, cover your skirt - your pant dey show.


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BigGud:
What is the name of this insect and how to treat its bite.

That's a centipede - an arthropod not an insect.
They belong to the same phylum as spiders & scorpions.


I would of told you the remedy for its sting but since you posted this at 5:11am & this is 6:27am, you're probably dead by now.

Pity you didn't leave your passwords behind.

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