Give me her number & she will leave you by weekend.

That woman on Ocean Blue jeans jacket & Tinubu yellow hair looks like she will do it again once she is released.

Chizuru01:


[s]Lucifer, You know that you are the cause of these. You took senses from some nigerians and gave that of pigs.

My God Chukwuabiama will judge you[/s]

Do you still need it or would you like me to return your sense to the pig right now?

How can I unsee this dirtiness Jehovah Jireh?

Just imagine the variety of STDs that will be fermenting in that ugly, Komodo Dragon-like mouth of hers.

A bl0wjob from this deformed squonk can render a man impotent.




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I don't need a Seer to tell me he will die before he gets to Abuja.
If hunger doesn't do the job, Fulani herdsmen or a drunk driver will.


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She'll be found faster if they searched for fresh skulls instead of humans.

People don't know anything these days.




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This is not a forest - this is called woods. Woods have ajebo trees with little or no leaves on them.

Any forest that doesn't have shrine, poisonous snakes, witches, thick vegetation littered with faeces of various animals including humans, decaying human skulls and refuse dumps is not a real forest.



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Fat & short is all I can say.
A dangerous combination.

Expect her to come loaded with full option witchcraft, excessive nagging & a very sharp / swift forked tongue.
The only good side to short witches is that they love screaming during sex & they are fiercely loyal once the preeq hits the right spot.


Shatta Wale might be dead by Christmas.

RIP in advance...



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partnerbizz4:
Open the arsse let luciferheaven and ubunja check it

Na sh!t full am.
The type of sh!t that can deflower Don Jazzy.


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Legend of stupidity no doubt.
The kinda rubbish this useless generation celebrate baffles me.

What does this bandy-legged hobgoblin called pocolee do for a living?
He is a grown adult who dances on social media.
What's so special about that?

Anyway, I shouldn't be surprised.
Anything "poco" is usually associated with "Agbayaism" and under-achievement in old age.


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Evening newspapers have now resorted to forcing themselves on throw pillows since no man wants them.

Finally explains what pocohantas was doing with a plastic chair yesterday. Hope its not what I'm thinking...

Wonders shall never end.


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So this Benz wey I just manage buy na waste?
Na where I wan come see money go buy Venza again?

I'm tired of this life.

Seriously I'm tired.

Jesus Fucking Christ is that a viper??

lalasticlala abeg stop pretending as if you don't know what's up.
Who you think say you dey deceive?

Just March 2019 alone and this is the 5th case of a Nigerian mother trying to kill her baby.

I still stand by what I always say that Nigerian women do not give two fvcks about their offsprings. If they care its because there is a benefit (usually financial) attached to it (Wizkid/Davidos baby mamas are a popular example).

If it weren't for the school fees / upkeep money they receive on behalf of those babies they will gladly dump them & return to their whoring ways.

Now imagine how those without rich baby daddies / husbands feel...

I await my ban.



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And here I was thinking it was only human females that can spread their legs cheaply for preeq.

Wonders shall never end.


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Stop interacting with feminists dem no go hear.

Feminists are usually aggressive due to a lack of preeq and attention that drives them mad. They will do anything for preeq & attention. How many times have I screamed it on this godforsaken forum?
Any little thing leads to violence. They can't stand the fact that men don't want them.


I'm waiting for Nairaland resident feminists - pocohantas, preshy561, funmisticqueen, uyaincomparabl, saffi - & all the other menopaused evening newspapers on Nairaland to react to this act of aggression from one of their noble colleagues.

Another thing about feminists be say dem sabi look face before dem display. pocohantas' scarcity on Nairaland frontpages for the past 12 months is not unrelated to the chill that runs down her spine whenever she sees my moniker.

Cowards.



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tunjilee003:
[s]I have been having sleepless night trying to unravel the misery behind this question.....as the wife of a presindent or governor, does The Constitution of The federal republic of Nigeria allow the first lady to be pregnant while in office......i need your clarification on this[/s]

So if she is of child-bearing age & her side nigga impregnates her she should abort it abi?

Nonsense.

You think everyone is as barren & preeq-starved as pocohantas.



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Village People: 1.08
Draw: 3.20
Young Man: 32.00

He should be released & conferred with a National award ASAP - preferably OON.
If more men were like this today, the world would be a better place.
Kudos sir.

But pocohantas is still trekking under hot sun picking fights with under-30s on Nairaland since her mates are busy with their families.



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Afonja Amaka

pandv:
What is the sign to look out as a prove of genuine interest from someone that wants you for a relationship?

First thing they do is masturbate with your pictures.