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Celebrities › Re: Rapper Yung6ix Has A Baby, Shares Video Of The Cute Boy by LuciferProphet: 8:47am On Feb 20, 2019

The boy looks like Tony Tetuila.
Go for a DNA test bro.

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Celebrities › Re: Lizzy Anjorin Calls Out Owner Of Goldmyne TV by LuciferProphet: 8:42am On Feb 20, 2019

We know what happened.
He fvcked you like a rag doll & didn't pay up after promising you heaven, earth & valhalla.

Fish brain is no respecter of age.
Any woman can be fishbrained.

*spits angry

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Romance › Re: Why Did You Delete Your Braless Val Post, Are You Ashamed? - Slay Mama Blasted by LuciferProphet: 8:32am On Feb 20, 2019

Zzyy:
Lol i have missed you brov

TV/Movies › Re: Where Is TSTV? by LuciferProphet(op): 1:07am On Feb 20, 2019

Dollabiz:
tstv is still.on.on.the free to air.band. for years plus we have been.enjoying.it.freely. they commenced their decoder sales on february thirteen.i am.still.enjoyin.the freeview on.fta track it.its close to.nigcoma
sat

English, do you speak it?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Malaysian Prophet Predicts Winner Of 2019 Nigerian Presidential Elections. Video by LuciferProphet: 1:06am On Feb 20, 2019

Ask him why he is a Christian pastor in an Islamic jihaddist country ruled by Sultans since creation.

At least Nigeria can vote in whoever they want but this religious conman is doomed to be ruled by goat-raping, paedophilic, suicide vest & hijab clad muslims forever.

Why can't his god liberate him?

*spits angry

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Crime › Re: Women Backing Babies Saves A Drowning Child While A Grown Up Man Records(Pics) by LuciferProphet: 12:58am On Feb 20, 2019

All I see here are hippopotamuses playing with their young in their natural habitat.

Do we expect a sane human to interfere?
Nah.

Move this thread to the wildlife section ASAP jare.
Frustrated feminists always have something to complain about.

*spits angry

Romance › Re: How To Seduce An Olderly Lady by LuciferProphet: 9:36pm On Feb 19, 2019

SweetBuns:
I've told you, I'm not pocohantas!

Don't worry love.
I never get your time yet. When I do, body go tell you.

Remember your AntiBrutus moniker?

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Romance › Re: How To Seduce An Olderly Lady by LuciferProphet: 8:56pm On Feb 19, 2019

SweetBuns:
Unadulterated crap and BS

pocohantas whatsup!

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Celebrities › Re: Meet Beautiful Nigeria Nude Model, Cute Confessor. Photos by LuciferProphet: 7:20pm On Feb 19, 2019

I wish I was an ant on that rock, I will crawl up & bite her clitoris very hard. Then take my preeq out & rub it against her vaginal wall till I'm drenched.
Next, I'll muster enough strength to work my way up her now marshy honeypot till I get to her G Spot then I'll punch & kick it hard several times.

Even though I will be suddenly hit with a massive wave & find myself tumbling roughly out of her cunt onto the rock & down the cliff, it will be worth it. grin

Amen.

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Romance › Re: Men And Women Who Get Jealous More? by LuciferProphet: 7:13pm On Feb 19, 2019

Shemales

Crime › Re: Daughter Of Lagos 'Runs Girl' Found In An Uncompleted Building. PICS by LuciferProphet: 6:41pm On Feb 19, 2019

But when I said it last week that Nigerian women don't give two bleeps about their children & will readily exchange them for money, all of Nairaland attacked my noble self & a moderator banned me for 10 years.

I am hands down the most persecuted Nairalander but I will continue to say it the way it is regardless of the consequences.
Like Ben Shapiro aptly put it; "Facts don't care about your feelings."

*spits angry

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Celebrities › Re: Beautiful Model Shares Adorable Picture by LuciferProphet: 6:36pm On Feb 19, 2019

I'm guessing this picture was taken a few minutes after she proved Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution right by successfully transforming from chimpanzee to human because I can still see signs of Apery in her.

Hopefully, she has fully transformed & blended with humans.

*spits angry

Romance › Re: East Asia Woman Wear Traditional Clothes, Beautiful Or Not In Nairalander's Eye? by LuciferProphet: 6:32pm On Feb 19, 2019

Their dress is not my concern. I'm more interested in their pants.

Family › Re: 4-year-old South African Girl Destroys The Dance Floor, Trends Online. Reactions by LuciferProphet: 3:30pm On Feb 19, 2019

Kemi Omotoyinbo died in 2014.

This girl is 4+ years old.

Do the math...

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Travel › Re: Australian Teen Model Ripped In Half In Drag Racing Accident (Pictures) by LuciferProphet: 3:27pm On Feb 19, 2019

Give me her lower half for keepsake.
Bury the rest.

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TV/Movies › Where Is TSTV? by LuciferProphet(op): 3:25pm On Feb 19, 2019

Answer me or I kill this innocent pup right NOW!

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Sports › Re: Mikel Obi, Olga Diyache, Their Twin Daughters Enjoy A Stroll In The UK(Photos) by LuciferProphet: 3:23pm On Feb 19, 2019

Ewedegubbler:
Shut the hell up, Below is my wife, she’s neither Nigerian nor Igbo, cooks better Naija food then 90% of Nigerian women I know, has got better manners than Naija women, adores my mother and family, has got no business with native doctors nor those evil pastors and above all she respects and treats me so well..
If mikel finds those in his wife why then will he waste his time with those evil disrespectul hustiers ?

Politics › Re: Prophecy From A Nairalander: Nigeria Shall Soon Become The World Headquarters by LuciferProphet: 3:16pm On Feb 19, 2019

For what it's worth I'll say this:
Nigeria is already the world headquarters for corruption, terrorism, prostitution, fraud, religious & ethnic violence, death, poverty, rituals, perversion, feminism & other forms of immorality.

So OP worry not, you are spot on.

Everybody shaa wants to be a prophet these days. grin

*spits

Car Talk › Re: Police Helping A Man Fix His Car In A Bush (Rare Photos) by LuciferProphet: 2:54pm On Feb 19, 2019

Post the part where they collected N3k from him at gunpoint.

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Politics › Re: America And The United Kingdom Are Nigeria Worst Enemies by LuciferProphet: 12:32pm On Feb 19, 2019

olawalepopoola:
[s]After the visit of PDP presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar to the United States of America there been an upward surge in the way American President and legislators are concern about Nigeria.
Let Nigerians know that the USA will never assist any country for good if they don't have anything to gain from you, they won't come near you. Also, the growth of International friendship between Nigeria and China might be a possible cause of this USA brouhaha.
I know some will come out and say you are APC or you are PDP. Let us face the reality, the intentions of US and UK are to make Nigeria worse than Libya. The growth of Nigeria is a threat to them and until Nigeria gains freedom in all spheres from their hands, they continue to dominate this country.
If war breaks out in Nigeria today, no country in Africa can accommodate us.
Remember that notable politicians children are outside the country enjoying and positively strategizing for their future.
GOD BLESS US ALL AND GOD BLESS NIGERIA[/s]

But they were good in 2015 when they met with Buhari, Amaechi & the Yellow Teeth of Oshogbo?

You will cry this weekend.

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Sports › Re: Mikel Obi, Olga Diyache, Their Twin Daughters Enjoy A Stroll In The UK(Photos) by LuciferProphet: 12:25pm On Feb 19, 2019

Girls are product of weak sperm.
They add no value to a family. In the end, they are shipped out to another man in exchange for material things.
A real man will make boys.

Mikel is a weakling.
Must be why he opted for a white slut to hide his shame.

*spits angry

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Romance › Re: How Where You Able To Recover After A Devastating Heartbreak? by LuciferProphet: 10:05am On Feb 19, 2019

I masturbated.

Romance › Re: A Lady gifted my boyfriend with a Car by LuciferProphet: 9:33am On Feb 19, 2019

Spaxon:
Hello Nairalanders....,

Please this is a family...
I need ur help
Someone gifted my boyfriend with a Car, actually a (Cadillac) as I saw in the pictures... and it's just so annoying. I came back to Nigeria to vote,
And he posted it online and later sent me photos on WhatsApp.
I asked him to return it but he is unwilling..
How can a Lady do such...?
Knowing fully well that he's in a relationship.
I asked a few people,
Lol some said I should allow him,
Others said I shouldn't.
Right now a car isn't his or my problem.
We all do have cars our parents gave us.

I don't just know what to do.....

Have sex with him in the car and stop bitching.

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Fashion › Re: Father And Son Wears Matching Uniform Outfit To Celebrate Son's Birthday by LuciferProphet: 9:30am On Feb 19, 2019

From the boy's eyes, you can tell he is already learning first hand how to be a hardened thief and extort his classmates for 50 naira.

Just look at his eyes...

Lookat!

*spits angry

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Politics › Re: The Accuracy Of This 2015 Prophesy On 2019 Presidential Elections Will Shock You by LuciferProphet: 7:41am On Feb 19, 2019

Anyone can go back to edit their old posts to con gullibles.
Show us the comments reel under that post.
Religious conmen everywhere.

*spits angry

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Celebrities › Re: Kemi Leaks Chats Of Spesh Saying Chioma Goes To Have Sex With Men In London by LuciferProphet: 9:27pm On Feb 18, 2019

Maybe its true, maybe its false but they are done with her & want to blackmail her so it will be easier to kick her out.

Judging by the kilograms of fatty tissue in Davido's belly its pretty obvious why Chioma would want to get the real deal outside.

I mean, when was the last time Davido saw his own preeq without the aid of a mirror?

*spits angry

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Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack A Man In His Farm In Nassarawa,injure Him(graphic Photos) by LuciferProphet: 9:24pm On Feb 18, 2019

Whenever Chelsea is losing violence erupts.

*spits angry

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Politics › Re: US Lawyers Charge President Buhari & Buratai To The ICC In The Hague by LuciferProphet: 8:33pm On Feb 18, 2019

I was ranting here throughout last week that come May 29, Buhari will be whisked off to the Hague to stand trial & be subsequently jailed.

He is a goner.

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