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Don't be surprised when the VAR screen demands for the referee's BVN before he can watch the replay.


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I must know why this has to become a thread today today

How someone will board a luxurious bus past Onitsha, past Head bridge, past Asaba, Benin, Ore, Ijebu Ode, Berger and finally Stadium to dump a baby without feeling any remorse baffles me.

Osu flat skulled Jews from the Eastern Land of the Rising Mudslides are heartless!



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This is aggravated assault.

He didn't force her to wear skimpy clothes, sit on his lap & dry hump him until his preeq gasped for air.
He was on his own all of a sudden he saw himself being dragged to a room, his pants removed, a condom worn on his preeq before he blacked out only to be woken with series of slaps & kicks.

This is injustice.

A lawyer should represent him ASAP.


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Nothing new here.

The breasts boobs cleavage bossom slippers of most Nairaland girls ladies females damsels women ogres look like this.


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Amaechi is thinking of defection.
Osinbajo is regretting why he left RCCG in the first place.
Oshiomhole is thinking of the fastest way to leave the country.
























Buhari is not thinking of anything.
His skull is empty - nothing to think with.

mediagirl:
[s]1. Hydrate. Hydrate. Hydrate. you will need to drink as much water as possible to keep your skin hydrated.

2. .Wear Sunscreen; Select an appropriate SPF. A sunscreen's SPF measures how well it protects your skin from UVB rays compared to not wearing it. For example, if it normally takes 20 minutes for your skin to turn red, a product with SPF 15 will typically prevent sunburn for 15 times longer. You should use a product that has an SPF of at least 15.

3. Stay out of the sun during peak hours. The sun’s UV rays are strongest between the hours of 10 a.m. and 4 p.m., so that’s when you’re at the greatest risk of getting a sunburn. If you stay inside during midday, you can avoid these dangerous rays and protect your skin. Schedule your outdoor activities, such as walking the dog or mowing the lawn, before 10 or after 4 whenever possible.

4. Wear the right clothes. Sometimes, you have to go outside even during the sun’s peak hours, so the key to preventing sunburn is covering yourself with appropriate clothing. Long-sleeve shirts and pants cover more of your skin than tank tops and shorts, so they can help block the sun. The more skin that your clothing covers, the more protected you'll be.

5. Use accessories to protect your head and eyes.
The right hat is not only stylish, but can protect your scalp from a possible sunburn. Make sure to throw on a pair of sunglasses before you head out the door as well because it can be difficult to apply sunscreen around the eye area

6.Stay in the shade. When you have to go outdoors, choose areas where the sun doesn’t reach, such as beneath a large, leafy tree. If you go to a spot where there isn’t much natural shade, such as the beach, bring an umbrella, portable canopy, or tent that can shield you from the sun[/s]

The best way to avoid sunburn is to stay in your house on election day.

If it was a man now she would have lied that he tried to rape her.


Enjoy your feminism jare.

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Those cars are equipped with state-of-the-art Nnewi blood money juju that will cause the car to flip 8 times once its tyres sense it is on the Third Mainland Bridge.

I expect to see a thread in the Jobs / Vacancies section for a new Chef at FiveStar Music Group soonest.

RIP in advance.


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Lies.

This is not Emiliano Sala's corpse. You clearly photoshopped his arm onto a carcass.
Stop posting rubbish.




A friend of mine was part of the search team & she sent them to me. For privacy reasons, the pictures are unavailable online.
I attached them below...

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
A lady friend of mine mentioned [s]taking antibiotics immediately after sex is a sure way of not getting pregnant as the drug renders the Spermatozoas useless[/s].

How true is this?

Bullshit.

Antibiotics kill bacteria and sperm cells are not bacteria so they cannot kill sperm cells.

However, a recent study showed that antibiotics (especially tetracycline & erythromycin) reduced sperm motility when taken in higher doses.
Amoxycillin & chloroquine had absolutely no effect on sperm cells. It's in PDF so I cannot attach here.

Another thing you should know is that antibiotics render birth control pills like Postinor useless so taking antibiotics with postinor will actually guarantee a pregnancy.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
But funny this lady friend of mine is pregnant. So I guess it doesn't work for everyone

Ehen.
You must have taken the antibiotics with postinor thinking it will make it more effective.
But no, the antibiotic just killed the postinor and allowed the sperm swim free.


I wish you a Happy Baby Mama celebration in advance!

Sex, sex, sex!
That's all women know!

It's clear they are perverts and wanted to fvck & suck him badly.
They are only lying now cuz they've been caught.

Fear feminists!
Bunch of uncontrollably Hot beasts.


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Someone fvcked this thing?!


Wait... why am I even surprised?
Arabs fvck their goats & cows more than their wives so this deformed squonk must be nothing to them.

One of the numerous benefits of Islam.



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In saner climes, this would have been a slave auction sale.

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Only one body?


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