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kingsley091: Ooooooo mbuk see news ooooo, na waoooo,
Well wellere wellest.

nda hw far?

Balley: My neighbour Mr Femi....., has 2 kids a boy about 4 years and and a girl 2 years.

They both call their dad Femi and not Dad. Initially i didn't know it was their dad that they were referring to, when i got to know, i asked my mum, why are these children calling their dad by his name and not Dad.

My mum said its what their dad want.

So that's was what lead to my curiosity to know why ask is children to call him his name.

What does a man stand to gain by asking his children to call him by his name, his own name oo, not surname, instead of daddy or father.

call my fada by him name na! Him go use knock scatter ur head

Pour kerosene

baba11: You are perfectly on course,i love alot the same mindset people like you.Just to chip in mine now:do u remember one hausa man like that that Abacha regime 'dashed' oil blocks,sold one of it for 1billion dollars,wasted half of the money.He now un-ashamed came out and tell us he didn't know what he would do with the remaining 500millions dollars.Can u ever think of that?In a situation where poverty has permeates every nooks and crannies of our society.May God help we the masses to fight for our right in this country!

amen oo

I will like to share this with my fellow nairalanders. Tips on how avoid embarrassment from soldiers. 1. Do not answer a call or call. When you approach any military check point. Don't even attempt to make a call. If you don't want to sit on the main road. 2. Do not throw dirt, especially black leather. when you approach a military check point. Plsss if you don,t want to sweep the main road. 3. Don't hug anyhow or hold hands. If you are strolling with you girlfriend for the boys if you are approaching a military check point re -adjust. If possible frank your face. Because this soldier always like to digrace boys infront of their girl friend. 4. Don't give money to soldiers anyhow. It is not advisable to give money to soldier you don't know. Except he answers greetings from you. If you don' want to digest your money. 5.Don't wear any of the army uniform. U.s.a., togo, cameroon e.t.c of course naija. If you no want waka like adam and eve go house. 6. There is no afternoon or good night in military. Your greetin shuld always be good mornin. Add urs..

No b lie

It was announce this mornin, dat popular actor Tom is death. The cause of is death is stil being investigated. It was said he just finish actin the movie call "Boko haram menance". R.I.P one of is rival name withheld for security reason.... Guess. Threaten 2 sue vanguard if this happen to be false.

I can spend my last megabyte on ur jokes. It a kind of superb

take her to season 7. And buy her pop corn

where man dey work na there him they chop. Oyibo man call am workchop

*If we can immulate the babies, crying when hungry to the guardian. And we also do same to our unseen guardian the word 'LACK' will not exist.

* Looking at your past will make you have a blunt vision about your FUTURE

*Your enemies are WEAKER when there are close

*The nation budget is an INVISIBLE money to the masses their can only feel it but can't touch it

*One side can't say it is the END except the other side agree
*Where there is politics there is CORRUPTION

*The best BULLET PROOF for gun is by not allowing your enemy shoot first

*Twenty naira in hand, is BIGGER than twenty thousand naira imagine

*You can climb mountain everest without a rope if you have an AIM

*Air is no longer FREE when you have a flat tyre

*what you LOVE loves you

*A minute TALK with somebody you are afraid of, is reduced by 0.2%

*Is not by NUMBER. seven cutlasses can't be equivalent to one pistol

*Argument is not a good room to LEARN but a conducive ground to FIGHT

*MISTAKES realised is a reference book to glance into

*To many leaders in an organisation, it's calling for NEGLIGENCE

*If the FEAR we have for our superior when we see them is REAL work will go unsupervised.

Written & composed by: lucky soul

I keep asking myself, how the developers make money on this chating website . information has it that many people buy shares from these companies. in the hope of appreciating. pls help, is it that, the money you use in logging into these website goes to their account?

Sometimes i keep wondering if chinese culture is correct. Adam and eve had children. and these group were marrying from themselves. i keep wondering if these was not wrong then. If so, chinese culture is emulating the past.

listen good people believe that apple was the fruit Eve ate. you see what you believe would influence you. The world believe that it was apple. No fruit was mentioned excepted. Or was it mango, coconut, guava. nobody knows. but the world says is apple. because it is generally accepted. call a kid and ask the same question he\she would tell you that is apple. why?. because that is the information the world carry. So this satanic company knowing all these decided to use apple. being what the world believe

Have u ever imagine, why the apple, on the apple phone has some part of it cut?. In d begining God created heaven and earth. he created adam. And God instructed adam to eat all the fruit in the garden except one. The tree of good and evil . And after God saw that adam was lonely he gave him Eve. To cut the long story short. Eve was tempted by the serpent she ate the fruit and gave some to her husband. Immediately Eve bite the apple. That was when sin entered the world. That is where this apple company got this half apple symbol. This half apple signifies SIN. Phone of end time. What you don't know is greater than you. Be warn!!!

Pls pals were can i get free instrumental beat to download.

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The lioness are all illuminati

Ojukwu to be the leader of november 5 empty threat.

Let him dance 2 d tune of d music

D kingdom of earth suffered violence. D only word our leader understand is violence. It is painful to stripes u off ur land.

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the uniabuja has commence d sales of her 2012/2013 pume form. Rush now b/cos u have no time. exam start friday, 12 of july-saturday 13 july.

Quest. White bury and the black did the same. What is the name of the phone?

Women would get seven aboki with pointed teeth and long penis.

Pls it pains me to be hearing people round helters skelters looking for answer whereas the answer is nearby. My if u have such question, just simple go to google, type gce 2012/2013 u would see all what u need. The price the closing date and timetable.Tnx

All we ought do is to keep ourselves, preparing for that fateful day. I pray for God to give us is grace. Amen.