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Just make money, & u'll marry any girl of ur dream. Doesn't matter how u look. Kanye/KimKardashian, Jayz/Beyonce.....etc

Jungle justice is de quickest form of justice. I wonder why this same people will not carry out similar justice on politicians who steal their futures with real guns (pen). Hipocrisy everywhere!

I'm still trying hard to search (google) how revealing Linda Ikeji's baby daddy will help us drive our grandfather back to Daura in 2019.

It's high time we engaged this polithiefcians in a presidential debate, so they can tell us in clear terms about their manifesto. I still can't understand why they run away from open debates. Without presidential debates & opinion polls, there are definitely no elections in America. With all due respect to the office of our president, I think PMB knew he had little or nothing to offer, that's why he ran away from presidential debate in 2015.

Oshiomole is just a noise maker. Most times, he talks more than he thinks.

De more people talk about you, in a positive or negative way, de more energy u draw from de universe. Saraki knows diz fact!

Abeg, wen will Evans, Dasuki, de owner of Ikoyi building cash etc be entenced?

All I want is for Ronaldo to carry ballon d'or just diz last time. Luka Mudric can come back next year. Amen!

Indirect way of expressing his regrets after 2015 elections. If you know u know!

If this is politics, then let all the politicians play this type of politics by rewarding excellence. This will go a long way to encourage our students @ all levels.

Senator McCain, a true nationalist. Though a republican & a strong member of de opposition, yet he stood for what he believed to be true during de Obama regime, despite losing to him in 2008. A strong proponent of de Obamacare & legacies. We need men like McCain, not defective, sorry, defectors like our grand fathers in senate. RIP senator John McCain.

Place politicians on minimum wage, & u'd be surprised how some politicians will walk on de streets with their CV's looking for security jobs. Even political science department will be scrapped. In fact, Nigerian senate shud be changed to "Ex Governors Lodge"

Between 1960-1970s, Nigerians who went abroad for studies all came back home, not bcuz our economy was in de best of shapes, but bcuz der was peace, security & hope of a beta Nigeria. Just after Buhari came 4rm 1983-85....de story changed. Nigeria has never remained de same after then. I wish one day, Americans will queue up in Nigerian embassies to get Visas. I wish one day, we wouldn't see America & Europe as de heaven in our scriptures. God bless Nigeria

Somewhere in Africa, a white man is having sleepless nights in de bush filming & studying de python, just so that we can know more about it to help develop an antidote for incurable diseases...and also preserve it so that generations to come won't ask what a python is, just like dinosaurs. But in my dear Africa, everything is food! God bless Africa!

Rule #1: Never flirt wit politicians. They will bite u hard wen they suspect u'r in bed wit their enemies. Ayefele shouldn't av invited Ajimobi to his station in 2016. Only Dangote knows how to play de game

He will soon announce his retirement from international football. Watch out!

Human life is cheaper in Nigeria than anywia else in de world. We only hear of assassinations, without arresting de culprits. In 2001, a serving minister of power, Senator Bola Ige was assassinated...& several other serial assassinations over de years, yet de Nigerian police have not arrested & prosecuted de culprits. I av no doubt whatsoever, that one day, a sitting president will be assassinated, & nothing will happen. God bless Nigeria

I'm intrigued by de insatiable nature of human. While others are trying hard to lose weight by eating less of wat dey av on dia tables, others are praying hard for de crumbs that falls from de tables. Anyways, de easiest way to lose weight is to fall madly in love with de wrong person.

Nigeria & de rest of Africa will be free, only & after only when its citizens stop celebrating after getting Visas from Americas & Europe.

Good thinking, good product. Result of consistently putting brains to work innovatively, rather than putting brains to argue about politics, religion & tribalism.

I think he will make a better actor than futbal player. He finally has opportunity to make Nigerians happy like Ahmed Musa did in de world cup. Lol

Pls who knows de name of The Republican Party or Democrats Party Chairman? Why are political parties' officials who hold no political post in de govt overshadow de elected officials in Nigeria? I weep for my country

The best way to know if a girl loves u or not is to let her go. If she prefers de guy, she will gladly go, but if she truly luvs u, she will stick wit u & cut de guy off. Rule #1: never let a girl think u can't live without her. Rule #2: never beg a girl to stay wit u wen her heart is somwia else.

Can't we just wake up to a more cheering news than defection of selfish politicians? Defection has become a localized word in the Nigerian political scene. Hardly will u hear of mass defection in other climes. Shameful & disgusting!

Good post. My car actually vibrate & jerks whenever I accelerate. After several change of plugs & coils without appreciable result...I finally met a gud mechanic who told me straight up that the valves have to be grinded. That was it...problem solved. Don't waste ur cash on trial & errors, just go for auto diagnosis.

Just follow your dreams & everything will come to you. Doesn't matter what you do...only be a masters @ what you do, & de world will be @ your feet. Seek more for specialized education, & less of conventional class room crammings.

Whoever invented de saying that Luv is blind sure was right, because only de blind appreciates true Luv..they don't care about looks, but attitude & character.

Same news greeted Elrufai busses in Abuja, some years back. Today de busses are a shadow of themselves. Our problem remains poor maintainance culture. May God help us!

Don't allow hate to consume u. Rivers state is as peaceful as anywhere else. I have lived in PortHarcourt for almost 10yrs now, & I av never been threatened by issues of insecurities. De only treats we av are from SARS operatives who kill & kidnap people at will. Kudos to Gov.Wike 4 transforming Rivers State...although that particular road is far below standard. Pls stop spreading false news, & scare investors from coming to Rivers becos of ur careless statements. Yorubas, Hausa's, Igbo's, Oyinbos & others are all working here happily.

Kindly look up the connotative meaning of the words 'relatively' & 'clearcut' as used in the sentence. Thanks

martineverest:
just look at how u disgraced urself in public....will u still classify 10 cubes of sugar as low sugar?...with the fact that malt itself is sugar ?....from the VC speculation,malt has more sugar than soft drinks

The Prof wasted his education, if he doesn't know the difference between 'low-sugar' & 'sugar-free'. Relatively, low-sugar doesn't av a clearcut quantity, whereas sugar-free connotes total absence of sugar.

Believe this government @ ur own risk. All I see is election manifesto