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searchiing4love:But this Ice Prince #MyMan olosho is a dumb Ghanaian na |
duullie88:These pipes ain't loyal. The take in water, kunu, akamu, potopoto chaiw |
I never serve before, I'm having a second tot |
lanicky:Too bad, u are stingy as far as my personal need is concerned. Gbam |
Too ordinary, many did it at younger age as primary school crafts. They assume the stage of nonsense and share waste of time now. |
dustmalik:U just get it head on |
Me, beliv dis man wey wind from around d world don confus am? No! im gaz revas time go back to d wedin night mek I tes Omo bebi fez b4 I go consida weda to beliv dis confusd man or not |
The robbers needed the fuel and not the car fool! |
Fayose is always right u just sound like a hopeless and senseless character in George Orwell's "Animal Farm". Soon u'll start sounding like Snowball's students who are quick to forget ABCD when EFGH is added in their lessons. Not an insult but a food for thought |
tell Arase to come to Jos and secretly visit Rantya Divisional Police out post, the only thing they are professional on is collecting bribes. may be that is why they are an out post. |
God must punish d mod dt fpied this nonsense |
may God curse d mod this Xmas. and don't forget to block me |
so without d Prado she can't b a happy wife bt a nagging b***h |
na hand-out? abi u copy d whole of d novel join? |
NgreportsBlog:The second pix and I must fall into temptation, OMG! Camel toe! |
sonOfLucifer:Prophet Isa Allaihim Sallam is coming back to ask Christian to stop worshiping him |
Shollyps:Oboy! U gentle o! |
360jamng1:How can Tiwa Savage become beautiful overnight? |
GOATandYAMtheory:Nice piece of advice as a Nigerian but Saraki holds dual citizenship. He may think running away like a young lover scolded by his parents |
olatunji21:Ask am and question ur stance too. |
chidekings:Serve the skinny thieves right for starting a tweet war with Nigerians: #KenyansVsNigerians. |
sanbells:IBB, Abdulsalam, OBJ, Late Abacha, Dezieni, Akphabio, Jonah Jang, Amaechi, Maina, are authorities in that field. Plus, they all have practical experiences in the field |
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe isn't happy that Kenyans exist.The septuagenarian has launched a verbal war on the African country while presiding over a funds drive in a city church on Sunday where he was the chief guest. According to Mugabe Kenyans are the most arrogant thieves in the world because they steal with high degree impunity. “Those people of East Africa shock me with their wizardry in stealing. Sometimes I tend to believe that stealing is in every Kenyan’s blood. These people go to their schools and read good courses but they qualify as the best thieves. "You can even think that there is a subject in their universities called Bachelor of Stealing. Whenever they get an opportunity as employees, they never disappoint. They steal enough money to buy their freedom because even the judges who listen to their cases are financially powerless," he said with vigor. "I urge you my people to be on high alert in case you by bad luck, happen to visit that East African nation. They might infect you with that disease and we don’t want it here. Zimbabweans are honest people who love their country and don’t want such stealing tendencies ” He shouted with courage as he advised his nation. http://ow.ly/Ufl2v nigerianbulletin.com |
Sick analysis, just a mere gaze on the surface. Write something big not this beer-parlour collections or can I say remix? |
I too halucinated like this my prophet brother. That my family shall break out of Nigeria to form the strongest monarchy the world has ever seen. With me as the king while I colonise India, USA, Russia, England, Germany, France, and even 98 percent of the world. I'm going to take control of the solar system with my throne fixed on the sun. Oya what difference does it make? God spoke to me while I dozed off this afternoon after taking eight bottles of high spirited drinks of holy brewery |
POWEROFPEACE:I even prophesied last two minutes that my extended family shall break into a new monarchy; the strongest monarchy in the world. I'm going to be the king and I'm going to colonise America, England, France, China, Russia, and even 98 percent of the world. That was what I too halucinate like this my prophet brother |
hypertension:Chicken hearted |
bonechamberlain:If you are going to be a militant fine. Because ingrates like you deserve to be crushed. You are but a sh*t in a democratic system that needs to be flushed out. Go and join the militants. You can activate it too. You must die very soon any way since you preach violence any how |
gudnex22:Dan akuya |
chuna1985:Hopelessness |
Icecomrade:Which one is this? |
This is nothing compared to the load my cousin's goat can carry: a billion hair some millions covering its face |
ALL NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE WHOORES 