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Travel / Re: Canada Immigration Express Entry by lumideezle(m): 11:36am On Jul 17, 2015
Please if you are already in the pool kindly help advice me. I have a Bsc from a Nigerian School, and other IT Professional certificates.
I would like to know if i need to have my professional IT Certificates Assessed, Asking because they usually do not come with a detailed course by course grade. Its just pass or fail.

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Travel / Canada Immigration Express Entry by lumideezle(m): 11:27am On Jul 17, 2015
Hello Guys,
So i am currently in the process of getting into the express entry Pool. Just Booked my IELTS exams , and sent my credentials for Assessment ECA.
I would like people who have applied in the past or who have experience to comment. Also New applicants with questions are welcome.

Meanwhile here is a step By step process to apply into the express entry pool

It's all on the CIC site: http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/skilled/index.asp

(Please note that this info does not apply to the Federal Skilled Trades Program)

1) Determine your eligibility by doing this CIC quiz http://www.cic.gc.ca/ctc-vac/ee-start.asp

2) Get your language test(s) done. You must get at least CLB 7 in each of the four sections for the Federal Skilled Worker (FSW), Provincial Nomination Program (PNP) or Canadian Experience Class (CEC) streams. But getting CLB 10 gives you maximum points for language.

How does CLB match back to the language tests? That info is here --> http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/resources/tools/language/charts.asp

3) Get your qualifications assessed by doing an Education Credential Assessment. Details here --> http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/skilled/assessment.asp

4) Determine the code that best applies to you on the National Occupation Classification (NOC) list http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/skilled/noc.asp

The occupation must be NOC 0, A, or B for FSW or CEC.

5) When you have those in hand you create your express entry profile. http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/skilled/profile.asp and register for the Job Bank http://www.jobbank.gc.ca/home-eng.do?lang=eng

You'll be given points based on your age, education, number of years work experience, and language skills. The points system is detailed here --> http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/express-entry/grid-crs.asp

You'll be in a pool with thousands of other applicants http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/skilled/pool.asp

Of course, the more points you have the better. The max is 1200, with 600 of those points coming from your ability to snag a PNP or a job offer with a very hard to get Labour Market Impact Assessment http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/work/employers/lmo-basics.asp

For CEC applicants, the max is 600 but someone who has no work experience in Canada who is only eligible for FSW can only get up to 520 points.

6) Finally, wait for your invitation to apply (ITA). But in the interim you will need to do the following:

a) Have your application fee (C$550 each for principal applicant and spouse) and right of permanent resident fee (C$490 each for principal applicant and spouse) ready
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/information/fees/fees.asp

b) Identify how you will provide proof of funds http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/skilled/funds.asp

c) check out what is required for the police certificates http://www.cic.gc.ca/English/information/security/police-cert/index.asp

d) find out how long it takes to get a date for the medical exam. http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/information/medical/medexams-perm.asp

e) contact previous and current employers about them providing job letters. You must have at least 12 months of full-time, or an equal amount in part-time, skilled work experience. Full-time work means at least 30 hours of paid work per week. Work experience while you were a full-time student does not count.

f) research cities in the province(s) where you want to live.

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Music/Radio / Re: Fresh New Single From Maynevent And Majorbangz!! by lumideezle(m): 3:29am On Aug 24, 2014
Wow really nice this guy is lyrically gifted... guys pls download
Business / Re: How Do You Retrieve Your Money From A Serial Onigbese? by lumideezle(m): 9:37am On Jul 29, 2014
ogb5:

Treat the debt as a donation to charity and move on grin

Next time always take a post dated cheque from the debtor in exchange for the loan at the time you are giving the loan.

With a post dated cheque in your hand you can get your money from their account when they have money or if the cheque bounce you can call in the police for dud cheque.

Ever heard of Cheque confirmation ? They wld simply instruct the bank to dishonor the cheque.. dem go just embarass u more

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Health / Re: Body Of Ebola Victim Cremated In Lagos by lumideezle(m): 7:55am On Jul 27, 2014
smartg: Scientists have finally done it again. In their quest on how to reduce the world population, they invents all kinds of diseases. They invented HIV, but were not happy when they saw that Hiv does not kill faster as expected; that is, an HIV patient can survive for more than 20yrs. They went on to invent SARS, but sars was more deadly than Hiv, it kills faster, but could not spread wider because the victims does not last long before they die. Now they have come up with their latest invention 'EBOLA VIRUS' which means the combination of SARS and HIV. The virus last longer and kills faster and spread wider even after the death of the victims. What a deadly disease, it can be transmitted through a physical contact even a hand shake or by touching the walls of building.
THIS IS REALLY END TIME.
ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE US!!!.

Dumb fVck!! Everything must have a religious edge to it in Naija lool

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Health / Re: Body Of Ebola Victim Cremated In Lagos by lumideezle(m): 7:47am On Jul 27, 2014
oyeludef: reading in btw d lines i can deduce dat its our nigerian authority dat killed d man in order to stop d spread of d virus cos wit d cremation no future autopsy can b performed. na because d man no b european or american we fit get away wit dat sha

Dumb Nigerians ! Ebola has no cure /Vaccine the medical peeps can only provide supportive care.. contacting it gurantees Death within 10-21 days. Pls Educate yourselves before talking rubbish thank you .

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Romance / Re: Friendzone In Picture...(photos) by lumideezle(m): 9:55am On Jul 14, 2014
Lordabas: Top 5 Friendzone phrases

1. "You're like a brother to me"
2. "Lol you're so funny" 3. "Bestie"
4. "Awwww thank you" 5. "You're so nice"
If she says any of d above to u..my guy find ur way

Lmao a gal once told me "U are like a brother to me I like u like a brother." I asked her say u no know how many pikin your mama born? Who be your brother smh lool im soo hitting that later today
Business / Re: Watch Out For Scammers At Shoprite (ikeja) by lumideezle(m): 3:14pm On Dec 15, 2013
Wow I am totally Amazed at the amount of people supporting the cashier to rob their employer. I mean I understand say Naija hard o but u can actually make it without stealing. if u are doing thiswhat makes u different from the Armed robber on the streets that we are all so quick to Judge. And its theses same people would complain that things aren't working in Nigeria. A south African company comes to help us revamp our shopping and our Plp wanna run them out of biz how do u expect to draw the attention of other well meaning investors to the country ?

Neways OP I salute you for exposing this, I would advice anyone that if this happens to you kindly ensure that u report such a cashier to the manager.
Have we even thought of the fact that, that missen item would be deducted from the store keepers pay ? And he or she might have a family to feed o .

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: BAT Trade Marketing Representative Interview by lumideezle(m): 10:06am On Dec 13, 2013
easy4beno:
Its good to read from u after a long while lumidee
Pls I'll like to know a lil more about the assessment centre for a TMR and what d pkg is like.
I'll await ur prompt response
Regards.

PM Me lets talk
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: BAT Trade Marketing Representative Interview by lumideezle(m): 1:37pm On Nov 25, 2013
eventtinz: Pls some1 sud contact @lumidizle d host of dis trend,i said he went all d way for medics.dint hear frm him since then

Hey peeps chill out I'm here.. if u have any questions concering the test, interview, assesement, etc post dem I'll make out time to ans them.cheers
Crime / Re: Student Sentenced To Death For Stealing Recharge Cards And A Mobile Phone by lumideezle(m): 9:39am On Nov 21, 2013
kel4soft: Please this should be sent to FP to discuss exhaustively. That judge needs a brain surgery.

Actually you are the one that needs a brain surgery to upgrade your knowledge, the Position of the Law is simple!! sofar he was armed and he Robbed the penalty is the same. Weather he stole 2 Kobo or 1 billion dosent matter.
Although i must add that the defense counsel did a Terrible Job
Celebrities / Re: Was Pastor Ajanaku Really An Ogboni Cultists? by lumideezle(m): 7:25am On Aug 24, 2013
Am I d only one that thinks this guy looks scaryy?

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Romance / Re: What Will U Call This Kind Of Gal by lumideezle(m): 6:57am On Aug 24, 2013
Mumu she has given u d green light u need u are still busy asking questions. "Will u b my GF ""lmao

Oga Fvuck her and move ahead
Phones / Re: Google Play Store "Package File Is Invalid" by lumideezle(m): 7:35am On Aug 10, 2013
it simply means you do not have enough storage space to install the application, try uninstalling so apps and try again
Car Talk / Re: New Cars Coming To Thrill You In 2014 by lumideezle(m): 4:48pm On Jul 22, 2013
Okija_juju: All these plug-in cars.... NIGERIA NO GET STEADY LIGHT TO CHARGE THEM O!!

I go use generator charge am na, no b battery?? Lool my I pass my Neighb or go charge am I go just off my fan and all d lights so the current go balance

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Romance / Re: Are Nigerian Men Really Mean?? by lumideezle(m): 7:01am On Jun 27, 2013
Choi!! See fine gal o, Y are u finding it so hard 2 accept that a man has fallen head over heels in love with u?? U are beautiful dear seriously and fresh!! And No u are not fat, some people with your figure are celebrities here eg Tools( google her)
Moving forward I'll advice u accept his love, if u feel the same.
Abeg if u have a sis hook me up lol and NO I do not need your money(I have a very very good paying job) or green card
Thanks.
Car Talk / Re: His Honda Cross Tour Was Snatched In Abuja - Please Help by lumideezle(m): 9:25pm On Jun 25, 2013
Sprumbaba:

Stop deceiving yourself with GEo Fencing. My friends SUV stopped at the Cotonou Border. The thieves towed the SUV inside Cotonou. Goodluck
Couldn't help but Lmao to this . Boys are not smiling o.. Car snatchers don dey use towing vechile now sef smh lol Its God that protects us in this country . Need to get a car tracker 4 my car first thing 2mr mrng abeg I no fit shout!!
Politics / Re: The Weapons Are Hunting Rifles - Lebanese Suspects Tell Court. by lumideezle(m): 7:32am On Jun 22, 2013
Choi!! These peoplke get luck say no b me b president o seriously,I allow you in2 my country to do legitimate business and make money,U now import Ammuniton capable of disstabilising my government and u still have the guts to tell me in my face that ther are hunting rifels smh what effontry!If I were d president I would not only hang them in public, I would ensure that every legacy they have built in this country is seized and converted to govt property, any one related,or any business associate of theirs would be severely dealt with. By the time I am done ehen dem no go need advice anybody planing such 2 desist. Let them go and try it with china, Isreal, or even the US that keeps shouting human rights and all that crap. Some people are too evil to live. If you read about some of the prisoners in guantanamo bay you would be surprised how evil people are. All this rubbish can only happen in Nig were human life is of no value all we value is money.i

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Crime / Re: Man Jailed & Caned For Slapping A Woman In Abuja by lumideezle(m): 4:40pm On Jun 13, 2013
I just hope the d same thing would happen if the Tables were turned around, I mean it was d womaan that slapped the man. Because violence against men is on d increase now and no one seems to be saying anything about it
Politics / Re: Police Exhume Student’s Corpse For Autopsy by lumideezle(m): 11:02am On Jun 07, 2013
Lilimax: Just to satisfy my curiosity; what is the essence of of the autopsy since
the police have accepted he was shot for being a criminal?
Will the autopsy confirm whether he is a criminal or not?

An autopsy is the external and internal examination of a body after death using surgical techniques, microscopy, laboratory analysis and medical records -- the ultimate quality assessment tool in understanding the exact cause an CIRCUMSTANCES of a death.we know the cause now we want to know the circumstances. Since the police claim he was fleeing God help them if they find out the bullet was shot @ close range. Also the angle and depth of the bullet penetration matters.

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Politics / Re: Police Exhume Student’s Corpse For Autopsy by lumideezle(m): 10:33am On Jun 07, 2013
gbanikiti: Kudos to Oshio baba for looking into the case. No peace for the wicked!
This mentality is the prob Nigerians have,what are u kudos(ing)him 4? it is Oshoz Job to ensure that peace and justice remains in his state. He swore an Oath to protect the lives and property of every1 in his state so my dear he is just doing his job noo need 2 make too much noise about it. If you are a messenger in your office and your boss sends you on an errand does he tell you thank you, r u supposed to feel entitled to his thank you?? For crying out loud Nigerians need to understand that when we elect people into office we are giving them a job to do a job for which the are hansomely rewarded so we should hold them responsible to deliver.
Nepa brings light you shout "Up nepa" and I wonder what is up about them, is it their job to bring and take the power?
Fashola builds bridge we no go hear word again I mean if he dosent do these things what exactly did you people elect him for? To steal your money??

Nigerians please change your mentality. A people gets the type of leaders they deserve.

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Politics / Re: Police Exhume Student’s Corpse For Autopsy by lumideezle(m): 10:19am On Jun 07, 2013
playcharles: Pls don't judge the police too quickly, we all know how stubborn some UNIBEN student can be, let those in authority investigate
You talk like an illitrate,so because students are stubborn it is ok to shoot and kill them?? You can as well get a gun and shoot your kids whenever they act stubborn.There is something called the rules of engagement in the police force, you are not allowed to engage a"criminal" in a gun battle unless you can prove that the other person possed significant danger to your life and you had no other choice than to shoot the person. This is the reason y d police should chase a fleeing criminal sofar he/she is not armed meaning he dosent pose a threat to u as a police officer.

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Romance / Re: Really Liked A Naija (yoruba) Girl And Regret Not Doing Anything (i'm Oyinbo) by lumideezle(m): 12:51pm On Jun 05, 2013
oh boy you sure say u no b Albino cuz the oix I'm seeing name albino hand o lol
Education / Re: Babcock’s Best Graduating Student Has Never Kissed A Man by lumideezle(m): 9:40am On Jun 04, 2013
Let's see how rich or successful she would be 5 years from now. If this Useless country won't shoot her stars from d sky with unemployment issues.

My advice 2 her is if u can afford it get out of this country Niaja is not ready 4 a Hero, our leaders are still preoccupied with stealing public funds don't let them kill ur shine

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Celebrities / Re: All The Men Who Dated Nike Oshinowo Revealed! by lumideezle(m): 11:50am On May 24, 2013
ladies can u see the pedigree of the guys she has dated in the past? those relationships were bound for failure
Lebanese club owner
White man
Obaz Son
finally the one she got right a doctor

but hey how can u make a honest hard working man happy when u are used to the fast money kind of guys those two things donot just add up
I am not saying naija woman shouldn't date club owners or foreigners all I am saying is that do no pretend to be a victim when it goes wrong at the end of the day because before you went into the relationship u fell for the fast flashy life. so please donot come here and act like a victim.

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Politics / Re: Woman Protest In Lagos Over Hunger by lumideezle(m): 3:58pm On May 21, 2013
Our Yansh: After engaging in relentless promiscuity the foolish lady expects to be fed by others....abi?? Shebi na dem send you to go dey "yansh" like dog?? While her mates were struggling to get educated and acquire useful skills that will be needed to earn a living, the FOOL was busy trying "69", "doggy", "wheel-barrow" and all forms of "ramming" styles.

Shamefully using her 5 innocent kids to solicit for sympathy. Was Fashola there when you were being "bombed" by Oga Police?? I hope the female members are learning. After fuckinng like a fool be ready to face the consequence later.

Arrant Nonsense!! Inexplicable inngredient!!

But for her 5 kids I'd ask nobody to help the senseless girl.



cool cool cool


P.S. That's view and "holier-than-thou" fools are advised to desist from quoting or referring to my post..

Thanks

Brother No b so them dey Judge things o, life is not always one sided.Truth be told the lady has made a lot of mistakes she could have said NO to the man after the first child, but she continued having children, and i am also very sure the man was broke as fvuck. Neways i have come to understand that in life some people only choose to learn from experience, If i could contact the woman i would help her in the little way i can, i donot need to judge her, life(Poverty) has already Judged her and she knows it. I would advice us not to judge her but if you can help her out please do and leave the rest. God is your rewarder. You would be surprised the amount of money that punishes people in this country chai!!!Poverty is wicked!!! heard of a woman that died because she couldn't afford 1k money for malaria medicines.

who ever has a way to contact this lady should please paste it up here thanks.
Politics / Re: Private Jets Used To Smuggle Cash, Fugitives – FG by lumideezle(m): 12:25pm On May 13, 2013
This country is filled with toothless bull Dogs and 2 make matters worse they are unsincere and 100% not comiitted to their jobs.
What is the point coming public with your fidings thus alerting the Criminals to be more careful and change their modus operandi.
Wouldn't it have been beta to bait a few of them, catch them red handed and make it a big press issue to teach others a lesson ?? Smh useless country, useless leaders, I pity any1 who still believes that the leaders in dis country have his/ her intrest @ heart. All they are fighting 4 is their pockets. When we hear a govornor looses his life now the same Nigerians would gatter and mourn, instead of us 2 thank God 4 taking the wicked from amongs us. I call dem wicked because I don't see what is wrong in allowing the nations wealth trickle to the least person its not like there is not enough, there is enough for everyone to have a piece .
Romance / Re: Caught My Fiancee Cheating, Should I Go Ahead by lumideezle(m): 11:16pm On May 10, 2013
Guy don't say anything o Just make sure u Bleep her sister and her female bestfriend. Ensure she knows about it. If she dosent change ehen come back here and slap me !g
Romance / Re: How I Taught My Boastful Date A Lesson by lumideezle(m): 6:51pm On May 09, 2013
Popowaa: Ever Gone On A Date With A Braggart Before?

I went out on a date on Sunday with this guy who had this very amazing personality. We started talking and I was initially enjoying it till he started bragging. He bragged throughout the night about what he has achieved in his young life, flaunting his phones and how he has travelled around the world and all those unnecessary stuff. I was starting to get bored so I pretended to doze off and he shook me up and asked me if I wanted to go home. I just told him he was talking too much so I wanted to go home.

He asked me out on Tuesday and it was even worse than Sunday. The guy bragged so much I decided to teach him a lesson. I ordered so much food I didn't even touch it. He kept asking if I wouldn't eat and I told him I will. This guy was insisting on me ordering more stuff since money is not a problem to him. I ordered more and ordered for a takeaway for my sis. But I swear I didn't eat anything. The guy started complaining when he had to pay saying I had wasted the food and money and I told him he can let them pack it for him. LOL.

He has been calling me since and i ve not not answered.I dont think i want to date a guy like dat but if he insist i will show him pepper.
You are a Fvucking cheap skate, so what if he Is bragger, y couldn't u turn him down on the second date?
You sEe, its women like you that later start giving pastors sleepless nights just beacuse they cannot get a good guy 2 marry.
The guy did not even consider ur bleep up he still paid 4 ur meal, and to make matters worse he still wants 2 take your hungry bottom out for a third date smh u lucky o if na me u go wash plate , scrub floor that day omo ko mo jati jati.
Better apologise to the guy and simply register ur displeasure with the fact that he brags a lot, if he dosent change then step. If he does stay, U just might be sitting on true love but because of ur sharp gal stupid attitude u might miss It .
My one cent

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Nairaland / General / Re: Striking Down Rule 17 by lumideezle(m): 12:32pm On May 09, 2013
laylow001: This is a feri feri good development.It is very Bombastic and garrilicious.Rule 21 should stay.No one should come and wrote,i mean right,i mean left,i mean written feri bad englich here.This is seun grammar school for only english speakers.Lets us all be concobility..Thank you for your gangantansious understooding..

Lmao guy u don kolo I swear, thank u,u just made my day couldn't hold back my laughter
Nairaland / General / Re: Striking Down Rule 17 by lumideezle(m): 12:26pm On May 09, 2013
Seun:



Definition of STRIKE DOWN
3. To render ineffective; cancel: The court struck down the law.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/strike+down wink
Lmao seun don vex ooo, so my Oga at the top 2 has a sense of humor lol.
Frankly speaking I only come 2 NL 2 have fun, laugh @ the funny comments of some crazy Niralanders, set some people straight when its absoloutely necessary, and in general Fun is the intention.
So please coming up with rules and all that might just kill the fun inherent.
By the way those GIF pictures are somtimes absoulely funny.
Cheers mhen you are doing a good Job, I no vex with u again
Nairaland / General / Re: Concerning The Controversial "New" Rules Of Nairaland by lumideezle(m): 8:12am On May 09, 2013
Seun:
It limits your freedom of speech. We do not want to limit your freedom of speech unless there is a very serious reason to do so.
Seun this is BS, so I can abuse Jesus all I want and hey when I say Islam is not a religion of peace (which is the truth I'll get Banned ?) Kilon worry é gan gan na bobo yi. Smh
By the way you can Bann me after this 4 expressing myself bye I really do not give two Fs !!

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