Sagamite:

The best friendships I have are with blokes.

Girls are there to be bedded if hot.

The only friendship I can have with a hot girl that can "bested" that is if she is the chicken that lays the golden eggs.

Some of you might not understand that term as it is one me and my crew use. So I will explain.

A girl is a chicken that lays the golden eggs if she is the type that introduces you to many other girls that let you hit it or she is so hot other girls always want to snatch you, out of female competitiveness, when you are rolling with her.

As a fcking RULE: A smart niggaa NEVER eats that chicken. Just continue eating the eggs. That chicken would be your best friend.

emsheddy: i fit help u draw d map sha. I dey sabi plan wella.

tonididdy: My own case : I have this chick ,we claim to be in a relationship but she give me conditions that, we can't hangout as i wish. LADIES WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? 3months in now and we have only hungout once after about 60of my controls to her. Then the first control ever she gave me, I attended and we got dirty*i mean wetty fingaling sucking dirty* but she wouldn't allow me penetrate...saying she's a virgin and she's not redy. Since then she has failed to hangout with me again not that she can't go out but she just won't do any ouuting whatsoever with me...called it quit with her yesterday and she's seems so unmoved not a single plea uptill this moment LADIES TALK TRUE...WOULD U LET A GUY U CLAIM TO LOVE SLIP AWAY JUST LIKE THAT? Won't even try to make contact, to atleast show a sign of I still love u or miss u?...only for her to put up this nonensical DP on her profile *im nor b maga, she know my story and how I want her to change me *this pic could be to anyone

missberrypop5: if that's the case, is anything wrong with being "just friends" with a girl you love?

KelvinGraphics: Pastor Barcanista weldone o

I can see dat U r delivering xum niggahz 4rm dia bondage and spoiling market 4 sum galz

jhidey08: d truth is dat almost 80% of Naija guys don't luv gals, dey only lyk dem and want 2 "taste" wot's insyd d skirt. It's only left 2u gals 2b careful and identify doze guys. 4get luv o, don't b deceived.

Deepfreezer: and you re pretty. The girl he wants to marry held him down. When it comes to marriage, we Men open our eyes. Beauty doesn't count most times. We tend to look for that gurl that has been thru thick and thin with us. ( tip )

snadguy007: i guess u are an exception then... some girls wont see it dat way, they will still prefer toying with d guy's emotions, calling him nice guy while the guy is dying inside tripping hopelessly.

missberrypop5: na only you don post the truest truth. In fact, i love you this.

jhidey08: Bt I don't.

prettiest1: Yea.

samx4real:

That is the real friend zone we are talking about.

missberrypop5: where did your mind go?

barcanista: Kelvin baba how far na.. Lols....we need to help d brodas

jhidey08: where do u think my mind went? When I said I don't I meant I jst tld u d truth bt I'm nt sure I'm gonna practice it. Hw abt dat?

missberrypop5: yeah yeah. Do ya wish. Mehn, at last, Germany won this year's world cup tournament! it was so romantic. Lol, mah go sports region Jor! #Runs out

jhidey08: .

missberrypop5:

Leetunechi: I just keeep moving from one friendzone to another..now my close pals calls me zonal director

Lordabas: Top 5 Friendzone phrases

1. "You're like a brother to me"
2. "Lol you're so funny" 3. "Bestie"
4. "Awwww thank you" 5. "You're so nice"
If she says any of d above to u..my guy find ur way

barcanista: baby mi!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm good *collect d hug nd glueing her 2 mi....plant a kiss*
I've missed you too. I could neither eat nor drink all these days without yu.

Hw are yu

AfricanApple: hmmmm, with all those big mamas surrounding u? ahdontblivit

anyway, they said u never knw wat u have until u loose it, despite i was rejecting ya love i still missed u.
i'm good

btw, sorry to reply late

snadguy007: How are u ??

prettiest1: I'm good, you?