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Lool...I'm sorry u guys haven't seen a lot of me. I just don't comment that much,although I come on here a lot.

As for our honeymoon,I'm sure patrick can attest to the fact that we had a swell tym right,patrick?

We have a new nairaland baby oh!yay! And as a good partner to the Mr NL,and with his permission,that's the baby. she weighed about 7pounds,8ounces
P.S. I expect our baby gifts like soonest,and ladies who are interested in the omugwo shld sign up asap...lol

Saw this and thought to share it-on a light note

The 2009 ASUU strike that lasted
for 109 days brought out the best
and worst in d lives of many
students.
When students resumed, many
female students came with
ENGAGEMENT RINGS and
PROTRUDED BELLY.
After 9months, THOSE BELLIES
produced names like: ASUKA,
ASUBIKE, ASUFUNMI, ASULIMA,
ABISASU…
This year’s ASUU strike, I hope it
wont produce anotherwonder,e
specially now that the WEATHER is
favorable [cold tinz]. So, we won’t
get to see babies’ names like:
HARMATANASUU, ASUUSEYI,
MOJERE, ASUUGBEMI, ASUUTUNDE,
ASUUFIFEHANMI…a
nd so on…
Well,I trust my real male Gees
Happy Strike....ma people...
Lmao

If there are any errors ther,pls overlook 'em

How abt dis?

Lobatan!!!

Vanneni: Thanks. Good night.

Nyt nyt dearie! Who's still up? Can't sleep!

Congratulations,Vanneni!!! #big bear hug!

Pygru: “Otherwise, who would have believed that the social, civil, constitutional and sundry rights crusader Prof. would maintain a safe distance from the heart of an activity that is a potential threat to the peace, security and safety of the people of a state, then collect exaggerated stories and jaundiced perspectives from familiar propagandists and character assassins, and promptly summon the media to a “state of the nation” address.
“It’s an embarrassment to his throng of admirers and followers, that a sage of Prof. Soyinka’s status, who used to be a gauge of public morality in this nation, would lend himself to a propaganda of high drive, to save a governor who elected to launch into a river without applicable survival skills.”

And what is wrong with Soyinka's commenting on the fracas in Rivers State? Isn't he Nigerian? So,because he carries a certain post,he cannot comment freely on what he feels is wrong? What happened to freedom of speech,and public opinion? Did he seditiously instigate or garner up people to disrupt the peace of the nation? Now,what is this woman saying?
If we never had first ladies before,I would say that maybe she's justified to be this "active," always causing rifts here and there...I can only say one thing- she has serious issues with her self-esteem,always wanting to be at the fore-front of major national issues. She'd better take simple advise and listen to her big uncle she has so insolently addressed- PEJ,consider being a woman first,then be our first lady!

Last bullet: I doubt that she can actually use all dt big big grammer dt her spokesman employed up there! Thank God she didn't comment herself sha! Mstcheeew!

Afam,those pics are for you unfortunately,I didn't witness the crisis.I'm there presently. I assure you that the school is in order and the present vc's tryin his best. The union hasn't been reinstated and aroism is still very much present altho there's a loss of that "professional touch" to it- the fore-fathers,having graduated.
Awo boiz are trying their best,although they have been reduced to jokers who just disrupt religious programs with snide comments(which I must admit,could be hilarious attimes). I for one,am happy without the union,having met and not enjoyed its reign. I was relieved when it was scrapped and I believe students wld tell u that the school has hardly had reasons to protest for any lags on the part of the school administration. All is well!

I rep OAU anyday,anytime,even though I didn't count myself lucky to be found there at first. Having experienced life in three Nigerian universities,I can boldly beat my chest and say that OAU has a way of making you struggle,but at the same time affords u d opportunity to discover yourself. The students are like,handpicked cos they are like-minded! Believe it or not,but there's something "spooky" about the school. And,its just unnatural to see a person who passes through the school that just doesn't change one way or the other. The religious-life of the school is outta dis world. That's the only skul I know of,where its fashionable to be a pastor. Right now,pastors are given more recognition than faculty presidents. Lol...sincerely,the school's awesome!

This guy is a joker! Lmao! U guys are helping him plan a wedding and the girl hasn't even said yes! What if he proposed and she said no? Pls,op ehn, biko nu gaan sleep! U nid rest ehn! Use d money to take care of ur nurse wife,or buy d range...do what thou wilt. Make urself happy! Just don't stir nl's up dis blissful evening with ur lovely,very lovely fictituous stories...

If I blow you ehn!

The man "chook" her stomach-he stabbed her

I watch jackie shan yesterday!

Leke leke give me white finger!

Why are you lying on me?

Den den den! I wee teeh mummy for yooooou!

Ntoooooi!!!

Mummy iyaff come!

See yah head!

Wow! Congrats man! She's sooo pretty!

Btw,op I think you might want 2 re-read the post again...there are some grammatical blunders. Nice post tho!

Wow! Quite impressive!

Awwww...thanks D-X! This thread 4 me?? I'm grateful! Gracias!

I really loved laylow's answers. They were pretty deep.nelly's answers though...lol. He has a lot going on up there. I think his answers show that he has a healthy self esteem. I think ekwah's answers were brilliant too,almost made me stop at his bio. Thank God I read further. Abpatrick's answer on his definition of a man blew my mind away. I think he did justice to all the questions,especially the last question. So,I vote abpatrick. may "he" win!

Oahray: #teamHerCrushMustNotWin

Who do u know dts my crush??

OMG!!! I've been alomst invisible! Missed a lot! I'm getting more excited at what's going on here though... may 'he' win! Some really cute guys here though!lol...

I thought the death warrant was just a conventional thing,even though it has not been abolished from our judicial system.

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I really think your friend should calm down and ask some questions. I hear some people don't bleed. She might fall into dt category. It could even be anything. Maybe an accident e.g sports or something,made her lose it.

Nice!

I'm excited at this contest. May "he" win! btw,Idowu,how's uuuuu

This is so wrong! Totally against the principle of legality and his fundamental human rights! The man was guilty quite alright but it wasn't for the police to extra-judicially kill him. Who does that He was probably going to be sentenced 2 death anyway,but he still shldnt have been killed without authority from a competent court with jurisdiction. Let's oppose extra-judicial killings,in every way we can!

CFCfan: I see Lupey

teamCFCfan

Lol...yup yup! I'm right here!

xynerise: You didnt give me a flying hug

Come here! *gives him flying hug*

Cipriani: How could a lady like this win Miss Nairaland. She aint beautiful at all, just manageable. Damn!!! This shows there are more ugly girls on this site and in Nigeria.

Scarcity of beautif girls is just not good for a country like this

I apologize that I don't meet ur standards,really! Please bear with me. Its just a 6-month reign. I'd be out before u know it! in the meantime though, *pops champagne* nairalanders, let's have unlimited fun,these six months. Cheers!!! *clink*

shymexx: Damn!!!! This thread is alive!! Anyway, let me do a little freestyle rap for the queen - victory for mama Africa!!!

Her name is lupey
And she's beauty redefined with a massive bootay
Quintessentially African in all departments not so'tay
The other contestants were a fiasco but she's the lupe
Batty so fat, it'll make you levitate
Spiritual feelings no need to meditate
Haters are gonna hate
But she gatts the crown already, so it's late
Stop the hate and just appreciate
She's the flower bomb
The definition of what black beauty should be


Imma have to borrow the chorus from "Cherry Wine" by Nas and Amy Winehouse(R.I.P doll, love you) for this. Shout outs to them!!!


Where is she, the woman who's just like me
I heard she was hiding somewhere I can’t see
Where is she, the woman who was just like me
Heard she was hiding somewhere I can’t see
And I’m alone and I realize that when I get home
I wanna go through my red and my cherry
Yes, I’m alone and I realize when I get home
I wanna go through my red and my cherry



Out, yo?

Lol...that's nice! Thankyou!

Good morning nairalanders! Seizing this opportunity 2 say thankyou,once again. Enjoy the rest of your day!

*walks gingerly foward and taps mic*
Good evening Nairalanders. Wow! I'm elated. Where do I start my thanks from? Naturally,I would start 4rm God. I owe him a lot. To my family and friends,I love you! Don't worry,I wouldn't type an epistle,and even if I do,please indulge me this one time. Nairalanders,you've shown me that seeing /meeting a person is immaterial to showing the person love. It all started like yesterday, a spur of the moment and a decision that was not even planned for. Today,you made it a reality. God bless you guys. To my campaign team,u rock! U are just a bunch of selfless people. You deserve this-
My fellow contestants,I must say that each of you are so beautiful,u made my heart skip beats at each result-announcement. I couldn't help but notice and covet some of your characteristics. Oh,how I love graise's smile, and Nadia's cuteness is to die for. Ada's lips though! And sleekchic! Oh,Sleekchic's beauty! I count this a rare priviledge,cos truth be told u guys have it all! We are all queens in our various ways. Pls let's keep radiating our beauties cos we are strong women!
On a final note,this crown is dedicated,first to God and my rock of a mother.
God bless Nairaland! Goodnight!

Thanks for the votes nairalanders. I really appreciate u guys. I however apologize for the lengthy answers. I guess I poured it out as it came to mind. On a lighter note,lawyers are trained to write lengthy stuff,so pls 4give me.
Secondly, so my name is Tolu. Lol...that wasn't intended. In answer to that question,I asked a friend to send what she thought about me and I copied and pasted it directly. Well,doesn't matter!
Like sleekchick said,if I had to vote two extra people,it would definitely be sleek and graise...however,I'm allowed only one,and apparently every1's voting 'emselves so I vote 4 lupey!
Thanks again,guys!

Idowuogbo: Go and sleep! U don submit ya queshuns?

Hi ID I jst wanted 2 say thankyou for everything. Tried sending a pm bh nairaland is just messing with my head. Lol. Thanks sooo much #big bear hug.