Jarus:

OP busted, strangely by strangest, not by oyb, Nl resident police officer.

boys don old

ifyude: Op you were seeking advice last year whether to allow your wife who is a nurse to take a new job as a nurse in an offshore company,you wanted to give her belle before she can take up the appointment are you high on something or you just open thread any how

Aha, babes na wa for you o! Post of since last year? Are you a "monitoring spirit?"

This is one of †ђξ most silly post I've seen on Nairaland!!! I just wonder how post like this make †ђξ front Page!!!

Lol @ "BIGS Boy"
Another illiterate attention seeker's moronic musings just made FP.

Snthesis or whatever u call urself, keep fabricating stories to show us hw braindead u r.. Rubbish..

BIGZ boy.. Lmao..

Na honeyMOON dem call am - ONE MILLION NAIRA for hall , na old trafford una want rent, i bow for u o

slimyem: 1 million for honeymoon ke?
Una wan go do am for moon?
..and 1 million for hall? Only hall?
Someone should send this thread to the bin!

Lmao
Can't stop laughing

Buhahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
Y'all actually believe him
Buhahahahahahahahaha

Wizard_of_Oz: Lol @ "BIGS Boy"
Another illiterate attention seeker's moronic musings just made FP.

Snthesis or whatever u call urself, keep fabricating stories to show us hw braindead u r.. Rubbish..

BIGZ boy.. Lmao..

choi!!!
hav u had lunch,

Saintp: Some people are actually falling for this trash.The Op is just pulling ur pants. Who in his late 20's will actually think like this? Are u a learner?

I know someone in his late 30's who still thinks that way.

Hmmm range rover 4 3.5 milla. Bros describe d place mk I go buy my own

Erm... I was sent a personal request by OBJ to comment on this thread!

5 million for only wedding?

Baba Jona go come?

Abi you wan jump from frying pan to fire?

Or your mama na Minister of Petroleum??

Guy take time oh!!

By the way,

https://www.nairaland.com/1228984/new-dawn

This guy is a joker! Lmao! U guys are helping him plan a wedding and the girl hasn't even said yes! What if he proposed and she said no? Pls,op ehn, biko nu gaan sleep! U nid rest ehn! Use d money to take care of ur nurse wife,or buy d range...do what thou wilt. Make urself happy! Just don't stir nl's up dis blissful evening with ur lovely,very lovely fictituous stories...

ItoroHost: ONE MILLION NAIRA for hall ,

ask abt d rental for Balmoral hall, or 10 degrees evnts centre and this are just mainland locations o, talkless of a good venue on the island

@honey moon
google 2 business class tickets to Paris, (yea, im a hopeless romantic) 4star hotels, shopping etc

hope this helps

Neduzze5: Erm... I was sent a personal request by OBJ to comment on this thread!

5 million for only wedding?



https://www.nairaland.com/1228984/new-dawn

did u read my post,

I wouldn't advise you to marry a lady you just met 5 months ago but if you love her do the honor and shoot yourself on the foot. A advise you to practise courtship for @ least a year. As for the Range Rover if its your car of choice go for it but due to maintenance issues and mechanic wahala in 9ja I'll advise you go for a Honda cross tour.Economical and can be serviced by Honda and perhaps by the time your courtship period is up you can decide to settle down giving ur wife the cross tour and getting urself a NEW RANGE

snthesis: dear NL members,
i need your advice.
i am in my late 20's got a good payin Job, unfortuntely/fortunately met a beautiful angel 5months ago ( twasnt planned). a few hours ago was almost tempted to ask her to marry me, but sum1 interrupted our blues.
so I'm back home, and contemplating my decision to settle down,
economically, it would involve
1. moving out of my rent free abode- accommodation (2yrs+ Agency) =1.9million naira
2. furnishing = 1million naira
3. wedding hall = 1million naira
4. entertainment of guest (traditional + white wedding) = 1million naira
5. Honeymoon tinz = 1million naira
grand total for settling down = 5.9million naira

alternatively
i cud just buy a tokunmbo Range Rover = 3.5million naira and use the change to be a "Bigs Boy"

i have the said money, so i aint sourcing, so pls by fellow NL members what should i Do, PROPOSE, marry, and settle down or buy a RANGE rOVER AND BE A bIGZ bOY.

**singing in eLDee's voice** We dey
wash...Everyone is always trying to be
posh...pretending like say we dey floss...but if u
really check am na wash!

You're better off with a tokunbo Range Rover Sport Envogue.

When it lands at the port get the back seat converted to a collapsible bed chair with
socket to plug 32inch TV. From there on you're up there with the big boys and a little
higher as you can sleep in your car! No mind those big boys ojare they can afford to
stay in penthouse suites...

I don't think you can afford that son!

dridowu: Buy d range rover , to do big boys tins , an indirect keep sampling ladies till u marry ur real love STD.

Lol

Dyt: Lmao

Y'all actually believe him

Playing along is easier

Mehn...so wish i had dis morning.

eightsin: Mehn...so wish i had dis morning.

Youngzedd: If you aren't ready for marriage forget about it and flex....

Is getting married an achievement.

But if you are ready to be a man, get married.

Whoever said marriage makes one a man?If I hear...That's why every Tom and Jerry enter trouble in the name of marriage.

if u have a good paying job buying a range sport and the same time getting married shouldn't be a problem. I think u are putting much weight on ursef becos maintaining such car is very expensive (tokumbo). Nobody need to tell u when to buy such car but for now my guy lie low marriage too may not be expensive but what come after could be. I see u have high taste.

bros, with d said money u can actually buy d range rovers nd get married.. In dis modern world u want to settle down with 6 million (estimately ) when u can actually start a cool business with d money. I think u should consult me i ll tell u how to go about d money

If you love her and you are ready for marriage,marry her.You can buyer the car later and still be a big boy.

Should I Get Married Or Buy A Range Rover by snthesis(m): 1:35am On Jul 08,2013

dear NL members,
i need your advice.
i am in my late 20's got a good payin Job, unfortuntely/fortunately met a beautiful angel 5months ago ( twasnt planned). a few hours ago was almost tempted to ask her to marry me, but sum1 interrupted our blues.
so I'm back home, and contemplating my decision to settle down,
economically, it would involve
1. moving out of my rent free abode- accommodation (2yrs+ Agency) =1.9million naira
2. furnishing = 1million naira
3. wedding hall = 1million naira
4. entertainment of guest (traditional + white wedding) = 1million naira
5. Honeymoon tinz = 1million naira
grand total for settling down = 5.9million naira

alternatively
i cud just buy a tokunmbo Range Rover = 3.5million naira and use the change to be a "Bigs Boy"

i have the said money, so i aint sourcing, so pls by fellow NL members what should i Do, PROPOSE, marry, and settle down or buy a RANGE rOVER AND BE A bIGZ bOY.

HELP S.O.S- My Wife's New Job by snthesis(m): 8:35am On Jun 29, 2012

Hi everyone.
i need some serious advice urgently, my wife is a nurse she just got an offer for a new job, the salary for one month is enough to pay our houserent for the year. I am also working, but money from her side would improve our lifestyles- dats why i encouraged her not to resign.
the problem is my wife is super hot and i rushed into marrying cos i didnt want anyone to have her- i guard her seriously, but this new job is giving me nightmares -couldnt sleep throughout the night. she's still waiting for my approval, should i let her go or not?

p.s
she got a job to work as a nurse on an offshore platform- 3weeks on, one week off. and i've heard so much about those Hot engineers(and they also have lots of money to splash around), imagine my sweet angel alone with all those men

OP: Which one do you want us to believe?


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Mumu, marry the Range rover and have a happy home. Your children too is on their way. Ode!

na range rover go get belle 4u.. money miss road..

snthesis:
ask abt d rental for Balmoral hall, or 10 degrees evnts centre and this are just mainland locations o, talkless of a good venue on the island

@honey moon
google 2 business class tickets to Paris, (yea, im a hopeless romantic) 4star hotels, shopping etc

hope this helps

Guy, you need to take your drugs ASAP
My colleague just had a wedding reception at 10 degree and i know its value..abeg go and sitdown jare
Must u take ur wife to Paris, dubai or whateva, think like a man kiddo and stop forming what u are not
You are just an attention seeking mooron..
To clear NL doubts, where do u work and what's ur position
Pls shift Jare !!!

Use Money Buy Range Rover == Accident or Car Snatchers! END OF STORY


Use Money 'buy' the Wifey ==== 3months later, you see say she still dey "FaceBook and Video-Sex" her former lover!
Still END OF STORY!


MY ADVICE? Go and start cattle rearing, at least you will make profit after selling the cattles!

Seriously, you are caught between the Devil and a very Deep Sea.

@Ops,

My candid advice for you is to buy your Range Rover. For you to be asking this kind of stupid question online, you must have wrongly assumed that all it takes to marry is a beautiful girl and the shabby list you posted.

I honestly feel you are not yet ripe for marriage and you need fertilizers in your brain , so that it grows rapidly.

I pity the UNLUCKY girl.

"Too many idiots... Very few bullets"

Get married is d best for u