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MadCow1: Ewu boy, You dey pose for Ebola abi?!


If to say I from Liberia, see am for Airport with this breathing Mask, I for dial am better slap.

Na SARS or Bird Flu ehn dey run from wey ehn wear breathing mask?! The Adult fowl think say na by breathing mask go save am, meanwhile ehn give person ehn phone to snap am, roll up trousers exposing ehn skin, wear short sleeve siddon ontop Chair wey ehn no sabi who last siddon there.


Anyways, Oga Joe don block all planes wey from that side.. Make ehn rest mind for there. Ehn fit start Ebola business for there sef, no wahala.. But ask for to return to Naija, NEVER!

Make the Nama just use correction fluid Change the 'N' for ehn Passport to 'L' and the 'G' to 'B' thats all.. Thats called international Porting. .

TheLeader: Lawyers be like- Edet v Essien.

As for me, I know a certain Nigerian musician is responsible.
#shhhh I didnt say nothing o...


#NothingDeyHappen

all4naija: I like this one below.

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aventura: lupey is online




shout out to the current miss nairaland

Doyensky: Amen o! Guess u r rferrin to llb 3

yuzedo: dat my badonkey is only 17inche. lol. ediottt did dey tink is easy to have 18inchs?

Akure — GOVERNOR Olusegun Mimiko of Ondo state wept openly both at Akure Airport and Government House following the crash of the Plane that was conveying the former governor Olusegun Agagu and his family members and government officials for his lying in state yesterday.
The crash was a sort of coincidental tragedy for governor Mimiko as he clocked 59, yesterday.
The Culture and Tourism Commissioner Deji Falae and some government officials were in the crashed plane from Lagos to Akure.
Falae  led the state government delegation that accompanied the corpse from Lagos before the crash.

*Engine of the aircraft , at the Joint Users Hydrant Installation, JUHI, Avation Fuel Depot, site where the plane crashed. The aircraft with number SCD 361 was operated by Associated Airlines Limited. Photo: Diran Oshe.
He betrayed emotion immediately his Chief of Staff, Dr. Kola Ademujimi briefed him while he and other top government officials awaited the corpse of Dr Agagu at the Akure Airport.
The wife of the former governor, Mrs. Olufunke Agagu and his two daughters Solape and Omowunmi had earlier arrived the airport from Ibadan waiting to receive him when the news broke that the plane had crashed.
Governor Mimiko burst into tears and was shielded by security personnel who smuggled him into his official car.
He reportedly wept like a baby throughout the about fifteen minutes journey from the airport to the Government House.
Dr. Mimiko could not attend to visitors as he stayed indoor all through.
Also, the wife of the former governor and her daughters were whisked away by family members and moved to a family friends house in Akure where doctors attended to them.
Efforts to speak with family members failed as they all kept sealed lips describing the incident as too tragic.
Meanwhile the state government in a statement in Akure said “ The Ondo State Government received with shock the news of the crash of the plane bearing the corpse of the former Governor of Ondo State, Dr Olusegun Agagu, as it was taking off from Lagos.
The statement was signed by the governor’s Chief Press Secretary Eni Akinsola.
Akinsola said that “A commissioner, family members, associates and other top government officials were also involved in the crash.
Information available indicates that there were casualties and a few survivors of this unfortunate crash. We are however still expecting more information.
“No doubt, this is an unfortunate disaster in the life of our dear State. We can only pray that God will visit the State with mercy and give us all the strength to bear these unfortunate losses.
“We ask all residents to be in a sober and prayerful mood at these trying times as God is indeed the only person we should call upon in this period.
“Government assures that further information will be released as soon it is available.

Raynord: Hmn...that's why a good and lasting marriage starts with friendship, "cos you can only discover these attributes as the ship sails.

......buh you ladies gat to be vigilant not to board a Nigeria ship with British Flag #myAdvise.com

Uyi Iredia: Summary: A friend wanted to crash in my house. My sister disallowed it (because the dude is a friend to our cousin whom she dislikes) to my annoyonce and the guy left. My sister brings her friends to stay in our house. This has been an issue between my parents and now us. Your comments now

tonnieblaise: i just hope 2day will be better
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Dem say popcorn don finish,wetin we go do??
#sippin 33 wit groundnut jare#