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Crime / Re: Update On My Friends Dad Who Was Attack By Herdsmen (graphics Photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 2:45pm On Apr 23, 2023
steeltrust:
you’re a fool
Did I scam you
I’ve dropped a number which you can verify the authentication of the story
If you’re around ogun state you can also call or visit them

Why call me a scammer
What nonsense
Ignorance is a bliss

Again you're a scammer. Which number did you drop? The number of a girl you connived with to scam mumu people that will listen to your fake ass story.
Go and help your friend's father. Leave us the Bleep alone. We all have our issues to sort out
Scammer!!!

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Romance / Re: Read My Story, Cry, But Please Help Me by LuQuLuQu(m): 2:42pm On Apr 23, 2023
Meaning:

Thank you so much ma, I appreciate that you are really concerned about me. If I really wanted to solicit for funds, I would have gone on a radio broadcast, or on Facebook or on any of the other social media where I can easily post all documents for verification.

Probably you were not from a house of polygamy. Everyone is looking for everyone's mistake to tear everyone down. If my half siblings knew I'm begging for help, there is no way the step moms won't know.

Do you want them to tell my mom she gave birth to just a child only for him to become a beggar?

I don't know how old you are, but if you were a mother yourself and someone says that to you, will it make you feel honoured? There is no honour among beggars. This is a faceless forum, no one knows, I could actually be your next door neighbor, or an old school timer. Let's reverse the case, if you were in my shoes, which you can never be. Is death not better than disgrace and shame?

I'm sorry ma but I'd like you to remember that, I might have been thru alot, but there are people who are having it worse than me, of course I can't be the most unfortunate.

Nowhere have I ever said anything in this message that I was looking for anyone to send me money.
If you gave me the money, what would I give to you in return? Or how will I work for the money you want to give me? Or how can I repay you? Obviously there is no way.

Would I just ask people to give me money without working or selling stuffs to them? To me it seems like stealing.

I heard Yahoo boys are always willing to teach other people, and they don't discriminate. I knew what I was looking for, and that's the only thing I'm focused on.

You also wanted me to drop my mum's phone number. Ewo! E je kin rora ma ba kadara mi lo bai

My friend you are suffering from mental pride. You are sick and dying, you are soliciting for funds to help your mother before you die, yet you are too proud to beg and can't disclose the so called illness. Either you're a scammer or you are just one of the dimwits on Nairaland
Abeg go and die in peace and leave us the Bleep alone with your fake sob story

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Crime / Re: Update On My Friends Dad Who Was Attack By Herdsmen (graphics Photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 2:09pm On Apr 23, 2023
steeltrust:
bro calm down
No be everybody wen de seek help here wan scam you
Normally if you check the first post it say some week and I forgot to add s to make it weeks
The whole thing happened In January or so and I got to find out late February and from there I made a post and also help the little way I can

Now here is the thing if you feel I’m lying I dropped her number so you can verify the story
She will gladly give you an address of where they stay if you are in ogun or close

Mr investigative
I’m contented to come here to lie about this old man’s condition
You can pm me I’ll send the address too so you can visit and verify

Thank you

My friend you're a scammer or a thief whichever you want to choose. The guy you quoted is 100 percent right in his assertions. I was going to ask you same questions before I saw his post.
Pick another hustle
This won't work. Thank you...

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Politics / Re: CJN Travelled For Medicals, Never Met Tinubu – Supreme Court by LuQuLuQu(m): 10:12pm On Mar 24, 2023
Reelmii:
wat if he was referred from a hospital here to go abroad....make una dey reason na

How many times has a hospital in the UK referred their people to a Nigerian hospital? Use your sense please

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Travel / Re: Some Tips About Living In Uk by LuQuLuQu(m): 10:04pm On Mar 24, 2023
Threesha:
SOME TIPS ABOUT LIVING IN UK

I’ll like to prepare your mind as a married man that when you get to UK,there’s higher chance for you to baby sit, ook, dishes, change pampers, get the kids set for school, etc. It’s better to get yourself acquainted with this ahead.

This is not to ridicule your personality, they are things you might need to do to keep the family running. And as the wife, have it in mind that you might not get to live that luxury life of “my husband is responsible for family upkeep”nah. Living in UK, you are meant to complement each other in every aspect.

Accommodation in UK isn’t a joke, if you are single, I advice you to look for single room en-suite or studio, furnished, all bills inclusive. Renting two bed apartment if it’s just you isn’t advisable. Check Spareroom,on the market, zoopla, Rightmove or Facebook market for rooms to let.

Pending the time you’ll be able to buy your desired item(s),check out Facebook market for cheap or free preloved/new items such as;furnitures,mattresses, beddings, kitchen utensils and the likes (I got my microwave on Facebook market for £10 and it’s as good as new).

However, be careful so as not to be scammed,I advice you do pay on delivery/pickup. Register with Olio aswell for free items(both new and preloved) including foodstuffs within and outside your area.

You might not be able to open standard bank until few months later, you can register with online bank like Monzo or Revolut to carry out your transactions, it’s easy & safe to use. Also, register with Lemonade if you want to change £ to #, easy to use as well with no charges apply.

Coming across different people with different cultural backgrounds, it’s advisable to ask individual what and how they would like to be addressed. Don’t make assumptions, people get offended if they are addressed wrongly.

Be time conscious, if you are to resume work by 19:00 to relief others, ensure you arrive few minutes earlier. The person you are to relief at work also has childminder or husband at home to relief for work as well.

Don’t try to force or change your accent while communicating. The more you change or force British accent the more you make communication difficult for everyone. Speak gently and clearly, believe me, they will hear you more than faking British accent. And if you can’t hear them, in a polite way ask them to speak slowly and gently so you can understand & they would be glad to do so.

Job wise, don’t be selective at first, get yourself something legit doing, all jobs here are stressful, at least you’ll be able to update your CV for future sake. I hope you get what I mean.

Let the words “PLEASE AND THANK YOU” be your favourite quotes daily, it goes a long way and they might pave way for you.

Don’t engage in gossips, they don’t keep secret here, whatever you say will be used against you later on.

If you have BRITISH HEART FOUNDATION store around you, they sell nice stuffs as low as £1, pop in there and minimise your spending.

Stay tuned for next post.
Moyisola

There are many Facebook market. Please which is the exact one? Thanks

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Politics / Re: CJN Travelled For Medicals, Never Met Tinubu – Supreme Court by LuQuLuQu(m): 8:35pm On Mar 24, 2023
Why would he "travel for medicals"? What happened to hospitals in Nigeria?

When would they have sense in their coconut heads to lead by example?

Nor do nor do emi lo kan has traveled to service his bad and worn engine.

Smh..*spits*

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Politics / Re: Chikwe Udensi Gifts Abia INEC Returning Officer, Prof. Nnenna Oti N100m by LuQuLuQu(m): 1:15pm On Mar 24, 2023
PlayerMeji:
Believe any news that comes from this region at your own peril...

But if it's true... then this is systematic bribery..

Yet, you won't hear Laborers complain about such... since it favored their party..



Jealousy...trade mark of afonnja people
Politics / Re: “I May Not Hand Over To Tinubu”. Buhari To Close Associates - Sahara Reporters by LuQuLuQu(m): 8:47am On Mar 24, 2023
If this happens it will be fatality for all online and offline urchins...


The world rejects tinibu

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Politics / Re: An Obidient Abia Citizen In Diaspora Buys Prado SUV For Prof. NNENNA OTI (photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 3:28pm On Mar 23, 2023
Olabukola11:
Mrs Professor, run ooh na drug 💰.

Buy the un~drug own and give her

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Politics / Re: Obi Makes U-Turn, Congratulates President-Elect, Tinubu by LuQuLuQu(m): 2:00pm On Mar 22, 2023
Fake Obi...


The real Obi will never stoop so low to congratulate a drug Lord given a stolen mandate

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Politics / Re: INEC Results From Lagos - Photos by LuQuLuQu(m): 8:06pm On Mar 18, 2023
Let's wait...Mahmumud is still sleeping


He would suddenly wake up in the dead of night and select his winner


Useless almajiri

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Politics / Re: I Thought Igbos Said Lagos Is No Man's Land, So Why Are They Hiding Under Bed? by LuQuLuQu(m): 11:21am On Mar 18, 2023
undisputedKOC:
All across Lagos, 95% of the Igbo refugees in Lagos are staying indoors and hiding under their beds. They are afraid to come out to vote.

But I thought they have been saying Lagos Is No Man's Land and Igbos developed Lagos and that they the Igbo refugees have same right to claim Lagos like the Yoruba owners. Igbo refugees have been shouting that they are the landlords in Lagos, so why are they not coming out to make that Igbo bastard Chinedu Rhodes Governor for Lagos again.

I think Lagos is now part of Alaigbo. Igbo refugees in Lagos should come and make Chinedu governor let's see, or has that coward behavior in your blood that made Ojucrook to run to exile like the useless criminal he is has shown up today again? undecided

Lalasticlala Seun mynd44 nlfpmod what is Nairaland turning to for God's sake? Can you please take this thread down...
Politics / Re: As Sanwo Olu Battles For His Life, Tinubu Remains Silent. by LuQuLuQu(m): 5:31pm On Mar 17, 2023
Tinubu that doesn't know his fate yet from the presidential election wants to help Sanwo?

Tinubu is hanging

How e wan take help Sanwo

All man for himself at this point

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Victory Has Reconnected Rivers Again To Federal Government – Wike by LuQuLuQu(m): 8:09pm On Mar 16, 2023
Drunkard returns...

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Celebrates Daughter, Light, As She Turns 2 (Photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 8:04pm On Mar 16, 2023
membranus:


Auntie Lukuluku, who you go come tell the pikin say him papa be when he asks you? Sperm bank?

What made me your Aunty? So only women can write the truth?
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Celebrates Daughter, Light, As She Turns 2 (Photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 8:01pm On Mar 16, 2023
Analyst7:

The problem with y’all is u can’t stay somewhere, own up to it and bear the consequence
Later now, if the child start having some sort of problem you will start blaming men for being useless and pushing women to get sperm donor
Once u thread this path, own up to the consequences in the future and don’t bring men to it, it’s solely ur decision

So cos I said my humble opinion y'all think I'm a woman? Sad indeed

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Celebrates Daughter, Light, As She Turns 2 (Photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 8:00pm On Mar 16, 2023
TheNiceGuy:
You'll understand at old age

Sorry I'm not a sisi. Now run along
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Celebrates Daughter, Light, As She Turns 2 (Photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 8:00pm On Mar 16, 2023
AyomideOG01:


Nairaland Komodo dragon meanwhile in real life you are just a little lizard. Hate for men will drive you to ur untimely death
Sorry I'm not gay
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Celebrates Daughter, Light, As She Turns 2 (Photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 7:31pm On Mar 16, 2023
MrSensor:
kiss me please.

Nope. I'm not gay. Thanks anyway
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Celebrates Daughter, Light, As She Turns 2 (Photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 7:28pm On Mar 16, 2023
AlphaAlex:
lol with your mmanwu reasoning at the end of the day your mouth will still find it’s way to a good for nothing man’s balls 😂🤣😂🤣 And you will choke on it, 😂🤣🤣

Sorry I'm not gay so I'd pass
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Celebrates Daughter, Light, As She Turns 2 (Photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 7:26pm On Mar 16, 2023
Candidlady:



those lazy fruitless men are coming for your head.. just wear helmet


dead genders

😂🤣😂
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Celebrates Daughter, Light, As She Turns 2 (Photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 6:45pm On Mar 16, 2023
This is actually what these women need.

Get a baby out of surrogate or sperm bank and keep moving forward...


Instead of some lazy good~for~nothing men without balls masquerading as a house husband who couldn't bring nada to the glass table

Modified: quote me all you can. Cos of that y'all think I'm a sisi?

If you don't like what I wrote. Write your own

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Learning How To Fix Android Phones In Computer Village(photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 9:25am On Mar 14, 2023
Metaphor44:


Believe me, I won't lie to you. I'm in dire need of help. I've proven to u that I am OBIDIENT yet you're still coming up with something different. Things are not done like that.

If I had seen your previous posts, that will determine if you're lying or not. I can't use what you told me cos anybody could say they're Obidient. Anything to prove that you are Obidient is welcome, otherwise I will not budge
Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Learning How To Fix Android Phones In Computer Village(photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 8:01am On Mar 14, 2023
Metaphor44:


Pls Sir, check my response. Thanks

I checked and discovered you just opened this account last Thursday.

So I don't believe you
Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Learning How To Fix Android Phones In Computer Village(photo) by LuQuLuQu(m): 7:38pm On Mar 13, 2023
Metaphor44:
Are you for real?
This guy is hell bent on getting reelected. Like I have always maintained, Sanwo-Olu isn't a bad governor, it's just that he is working for the wrong person. People are trying to get at Tinubu through Sanwo-Olu. That's what I can say.
Dear family, I pray that God touches ur heart to help me. Life is miserable. I'm depressed and frustrated. I am deeply overwhelmed with the present hardship. No job, no money, no food, no family to lean on time of despair. Pls people, whoever is in position to help, should pls not ignore this post. Help me I cry unto u. Pls!!
My heart aches, my heart bleeds. I'm fed up with the whole thing. I never created myself.

Prove you are Obidient and I will send you something

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Family / Re: Is This Not Enough Reason To Divorce Him? by LuQuLuQu(m): 8:45pm On Mar 11, 2023
Kingdollar28:



How do you know he doesn't have a plan?

He had money before bah?

But lost to gambling?

Sis, your husband is battling frustration/depression

Help him find his ways back

If you divorce him, na u loose

Mama I no fit lie you

I'm married and experienced

What would she lose divorcing a lazy good~for~nothing gambler?

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Travel / Re: 10 Passengers Burnt To Death In Oyo Auto Crash by LuQuLuQu(m): 11:58am On Mar 10, 2023
fareed69:



Which hopeless gods.
Na Tinubu cos accident?
You are all group of failures together with your Obi
E dey pain them.
Mandate kiiii you there

Mandate kill your generation first
Travel / Re: 10 Passengers Burnt To Death In Oyo Auto Crash by LuQuLuQu(m): 11:40am On Mar 10, 2023
LegacyB:

Stupid chats up and down. Respect the dead and move on fool!

You're the biggest fool

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