₦airaland Forum

madridsta007:
This python can kill a grown adult easily.

how

chikason22:
Do you know this snake can swallow 10yr old. Judging by the size and how elastic they are. TBH, this is the biggest I have seen lately.
So it's better to kill it before it starts attacking human.
Moreover, we don't have animal preservation agency. So it's better to end in a huge pot than for it a swallow a human.

python vs anaconda, who wins?

ezenwaez:
1 year duration, 30,000 naira stipend, prospect for retention

where do you think we would get posted to? Pardon my curiousity

ezenwaez:
N-Tech will earn 10,000 duration is six months, N-Tech will be given devices for their training

what about n agro? Duration and benefits

ezenwaez:
Please exercise patience stream 2 is yet to be released you will be communicated publicly and on your NASIMS profile whether you are successful or not

how come people were asked to undergo their biometric

DeadPresidents:
You’re asking about who’s the GOAT of Nigerian mainstream rap?

A lot of people would say Mode-9 but I personally don’t know. To be honest, I can’t say I’ve sampled enough Nigerian hip-hop to make a decision on who the GOAT is.

what about abroad? Most critics believe its subjective. Talk about nas, jayz, rakim, ghostfacekillah, em, big, bigdaddykane, lilwayne, etc

Havertz10:
Hawaii was stolen from it's people, Diego Garcia, iran, 80% of south America, the list goes on and on

Their hands have been directly and indirectly involved in 90% of all revolutions in the 21th century

As for his terrorist narrative, ask him to Google military industrial complex

the whole of USA was forcefully taken from the red indians by selfish white colonists. The same way south africa was seized by minority whites

DeadPresidents:
Underground or mainstream?

Still can’t find anyone that topped Bis or Streetwize in their heydays to be honest.

Currently in mainstream Nigerian rap I’d say Ladipoe makes the grade.

am talking bout the likes of mi, ikechukwu, mode 9, vector, terrytharapman, nato c, saucekid, sasha who's the goat in your opinion

donjazet:
I'm sure you know that "most" of America's aggressive actions in the past 2 decades have been geared towards Antiterrorism efforts. Surely a Nigerian who has first hand suffered the perils of Islamic terrorism for decades will not join the anti American bandwagon when our actions are actually aligned here.

America has done arguably far more good than harm to the world. But that's by the way, it's sickening that people continue to deflect on the issue at hand and focus on whataboutism.

Russia is engaging in a senseless invasion that is killing thousands of life. The most important issue on people's mind now should be the focus on Ukraine not actually about America or Russia.

Ukraine is a sovereign nation that has the right to choose its own alliances. And if it came down to a choice between western alliancesern

America nuclear bombed hiroshima and nagasaki killing thousands and afflicting millions. Should we call that terrorism or genocide?

DeadPresidents:
AQ rapped about niggas wearing skinny clothes and colored hair so that must be the veiled jab at Blaq (if we can consider it as such).

Skinny-leg-jean-nigga jabs are as old as old can be so I can’t say it has any address on it.

You’re correct... nothing crazy in terms of lyrical content.

who's your greatest nigerian rapper

copyrites:
NPower, stealing people's funds in the name of backlogs. It took less than 3 days to pay those they wanted to pay, and forever to clear backlogs.

Criminal elements!

for those that have jobs, is it advisable to quit for npower

JiKing:
Good morning, Please how can I check and reclaim the stock my father bought some years back. Thanks.

hello sir, can you help me with accomodation in ogba

ohnaigee:
Pix pix

hello, i need a place to stay around ogba. I work at wemco road

ShaqFu:
Larry Williams? Was he the one who starred in Nigeria's first horror movie: Witch Doctor of The Living Dead?

Modified.

He's the one.

nneka the pretty serpent was nigerian's first horror

BluntTheApostle:
If they don't nuke us, I am confident we will give them a run for their money.

where do you think we can defeat them?

BluntTheApostle:
We don't know because the West have blockaded Russian news with the excuse that it is propaganda.

Perhaps, Putin underrated the Ukrainians, but it happens.

The United States underrated the Somali militiamen during the Battle of Mogadishu and lost 19 American soldiers within 24 hours. Perhaps more soldiers died because they really got their asses whooped in that 1993 battle they had to run back to base with their tails between their legs.

I will like to see the United States fight a developed country, though.

USA vs nigeria, where are you putting your money?

FuckloveJnr:
Mbmohammed Good morning sir. I say make I bring sanity to our thread. I respect you sir as our founding father, may Allah guide your path sir

Don't come to my zone if you got no tool. All your guns are borrowed, I feel no sorrow. My squad is lit. Yours stand no chance when we battle. we ma smoke you out. Fúck you motherfucker. And if you down with him fúck you too. Where's my nine. Westside. Call the cops when you see me punkass hahahaha. Lizzieo, proflogan what's up

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Don't worry they will be safe.. Nigerians have been surviving the unsurvivable since day one..they always know how to squeeze and sort their way out of tight situations..

if I should get hold of you, I'm sending you to the front lines of war straight. There you will have sense. fool

Barbiedollz:
And this girl will be somewhere thinking you love her. You already laughed so hard at her so you brought the matter public for us to laugh too and shame her for not knowing Ukraine? I can't believe this. You brought your girlfriend to the public to ask people's opinion about her intelligence? My dear please just go home and break up with that girl. You don't love her. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

shutup dullard

Simran94:
Congratulations

have got the skills to shift your womb

Ladycewhy:
I think I get it now. A guy posted on twitter that guys should ask their gfs what's happening in Ukraine so they can see what they are dating so the op decided to stage chats and create a thread.


Like I said, anything to bring down and degrade women is in Vogue here. It's impossible not to know what Ukraine is.

you this lady desist from the habit of defending rubblish. it will lead you nowhere

Simran94:
Coming from someone whose greatest achievement in life is sleeping with women. LOl

All work and no pussy makes life boring

pocohantas:
You don’t even have a cover.

change your lenses

Simran94:
For someone to ask what is Ukraine should be a sign that the chats was staged and not real.

I will deal with you if you continue in this habit of buffonery

pocohantas:
Forgive me, but I can’t see what is entirely intriguing or intellectual about you. I would have to look again, with my glasses this time.

i think you need some cognitive re-evaluation. You don't judge a book by its cover.

Jennyclay:
I don't even know what to say to you anymore. I'm speechless. Infact at this juncture I rest my case.

How do you people think?? Forward or backward??

Please I'm trying to study my books here. I think you should go to bed.

JESUS CHRIST!!

have you stopped giraffing in exam Hall?

MufasaLion:
Yes, you are right. Although, I appreciate ladies that are academically brilliant but however, I'd value you more if we can have conversations on many other things. Many ladies are laid back. They tend to believe other aspect of life aside from their field ain't important. They're wrong!

most of them no sabi anything including how to please a man in bed. Imagine a girl i asked to suck my dick couldn't do it well

freshkpomo:
Pass Instagram, Facebook, Tiktok and snap chat. Most Nigerian girls don't know what else to do with phones..even the iPhone they crave for only 1% know it's actual use... As a man, you need patience to be able to convo with so many ladies.. only a few are bright,the rest hardly even know if Algeria is in Africa or Europe,they can't even mention two countries in West Africa... Thanks to nairaland and Maybe many of you have brothers who play with these things alot, I believe we won't have had up to 10 women smart in this country... But it still baffles me that these same ladies are supper intelligent when it comes to academics.... Everybody get him own area Sha... Lol

useless girls

pocohantas:
Because it is your state? Not because you are that smart right? Am I from Romania? See as you shot yourself in the foot. Mtcheew

when it comes to knowledge, I'm not limited unlike some people.

SmartyPants:
Come off it. How can you not know what Ukraine is??

Is there any place today where they are not discussing Ukraine? Pata pata even if you don't know that there is war there, how can one not know what Ukraine is?

What has she been reading all her life? Doesn't she watch news at all?

my girlfriend can never be dull

pocohantas:
Name three autonomous communities in Abia state. Don’t disappoint me, I know you are smarter.

mtcheww, my state. Off heart, umudike, ibeku, amawom, oboro, ngwa, ohafia, afaraukwu, inoho, ibere

kwasoly:
She be olodo. Make she leave telemundo, zeeworld and Nollywood. Let her develop herself so that she can be informed.
This one shame me on her behalf!!!

any of my girlfriends way no sabi book. I go flogam to pieces. nonsense