₦airaland Forum

SpicyMimi: if i E-slapped you na, pple will say am wicked!

adsonstone: Know cube...by the way, more guys are commenting, where are the ladies??

PetroDolla: Hahahaha your dustbin country is a certified sh1thole. 419, yahoo yahoo, pick pockets, corrupt peole, exam cheats, money ritualists, witches an d wizards, oil bunkererers, pirates, pimps, prostitutes, terrorists na dem full that sh1thole

diamond002: mtcheeeeeeeeew ̶̲̥̅̊ lyk say U̶̲̥̅̊ sabi cook ̶̲̥̅̊ anywa na Four cubes ℓ̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ use cook soup 2 for seasoning and 2 for D̶̲̥̅̊ main soup

passionate88: Some of these girls wey dey shout maggi too salty, hw many cubes una dey put for soup?.

jassie: To correct the topic, they are both seasonings and not maggis! Maggi is just a brand of seasoning.

So its Maggi Cubes vs Knorr Cubes

Abeg mods, make una change am kia kia. . .

Chukskalidon: just as u should have millions of unknown unimaginable pity for ur barbarism.

Obiagu1: Wenger is really an ancient man, his species have all died off.
He missed signing Ibra because the teenager refused his silly trail not to talk of Oboabona that's already a full international with Nigeria and a regular and a champion.

I wonder when an unknown quantity like Oscar was tried at Chelsea.

Just hope Tottenham dump Arsenal from the top 4 this time around.

Afam4eva: I see a lot of shallow comments here and i cringe at how hollow the mentality of some Nigerians are. The players that are called up for trials are playing that were discovered by scouts and these players are given the opportunity to prove themselves. It's an insult for this treatment to be extended to a player that has played at the highest stage. So, for players like that, it's either the club wants to buy them outrightly or not. I support Obaobona abeg.

Ibanga p: Sorry, but which club does obaobona play for?

Eltonluigi: I sleep with my eyes wild open, unless I'm wearing a blind fold. That way you don't get to see my eyes.

Eltonluigi: I sleep with my eyes wild open, unless I'm wearing a blind fold. That way you don't get to see my eyes.

Policewoman: Guys stop deceiving yourselves. The only things that will attract us are your wallet, Bugatti and nice crib.

Scun: Girls own fake too much o! Fake lips (lipstick), fake eyelashes, fake eyebrow, fake eyelids, fake hair, fake height (high heels), fake brèast, fake nails, etc. Add more please...

Policewoman: For those of you who can't read, it means USD 1m (about N160m) + N120m (from the state govt). i.e about N280M.

Ku n ji kwo?

Adex097: G.E.Jonathan met with the Queen
of England. He asked her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government?
Are there... any tips you can give
to me? I want to help Nigeria.
"Well,"the Queen replied, "the
most important thing
is to surround yourself with
intelligent people.
Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But
how do I know the people
around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip off her cup
of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on
her intercom. "Please ... send
David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and said,
"Yes,Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please. David,
your mother and
father have a child. It is not your
brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a
moment, David Cameron
answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his
vice presidential
choice the same question.
"Sambo, answer this for me. Your
mother and your father
have a child. It's not your brother
and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm
not sure, said
Sambo. "Let me get back to you
on that one..." He
went to his advisors and asked
every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, one night, he ran into
Ngozi iweala..
Sambo asked, “Ngozi, can you
answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not
your brother or
your sister. Who is it?"
Ngozi Iweala answered sharply, "That's
easy, it's me"
Sambo smiled, and said,
"Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with
Jonathan. "Sir, I did
some research and
I have the answer to that riddle.
It's
Ngozi iweala.
Jonathan got up angrily,frowning he said to
Sambo. No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I
don't have intelligent people
around me. !You Dummy! The
answer is David Cameron!!!!l...........

drsolob: Oshio baba should be heard responsible he was the one dat baned okada yesterday and today the ministry of education is on fire.i think the okada men should have burnt the state house or house of assemble instead.

Idowuogbo: Eclipse, u can talk? See as hin resemble 30naira Amala. Goat!

Iceslizer: God!! You're the ugliest person I've met in my entire life. Take off your picture from your profile please.

Bryancrox: So JOHN UTAKA didnt invite me his childhood frnd 2 his wedding abi? No problem i go make am

basisop: Bros, no vex, dem soak you for ink abi na so dem born you? You resemble night.