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Crime / Re: Guy Cheats And His Girlfriend Sets His Range-Rover Ablaze (photo) by Lustig(m): 6:43am On Jul 30, 2013
SpicyMimi:
if i E-slapped you na, pple will say am wicked! angry
This is NEW: I mean d E-slap... Abi na witch slap u mean Hehehehehehe
Food / Re: Star Maggi Vs Knorr Cube Maggi: Which Is Best For Cooking? by Lustig(m): 5:22pm On Jul 29, 2013
adsonstone: Know cube...by the way, more guys are commenting, where are the ladies??
'em dey apply make up - no time
Entertainment / Re: Emelia Brobbey Arrested For Stealing In London by Lustig(m): 5:18pm On Jul 29, 2013
PetroDolla: Hahahaha your dustbin country is a certified sh1thole. 419, yahoo yahoo, pick pockets, corrupt peole, exam cheats, money ritualists, witches an d wizards, oil bunkererers, pirates, pimps, prostitutes, terrorists na dem full that sh1thole grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
nd ur country nko?
Food / Re: Star Maggi Vs Knorr Cube Maggi: Which Is Best For Cooking? by Lustig(m): 4:27pm On Jul 29, 2013
diamond002: mtcheeeeeeeeew grin̶̲̥̅̊ lyk say U̶̲̥̅̊ sabi cook grin̶̲̥̅̊ anywa na Four cubes ℓ̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ use cook soup 2 for seasoning and 2 for D̶̲̥̅̊ main soup wink
U dey form James Bond for kitchen... No go use salt decorate ur egusi soup o
Food / Re: Star Maggi Vs Knorr Cube Maggi: Which Is Best For Cooking? by Lustig(m): 4:17pm On Jul 29, 2013
passionate88: Some of these girls wey dey shout maggi too salty, hw many cubes una dey put for soup?.
hehhehhehehehe. Oya make una answer baba o
Food / Re: Star Maggi Vs Knorr Cube Maggi: Which Is Best For Cooking? by Lustig(m): 4:16pm On Jul 29, 2013
Even chics wey no sabi cook dey come here come comment. Hmm
Food / Re: Star Maggi Vs Knorr Cube Maggi: Which Is Best For Cooking? by Lustig(m): 4:14pm On Jul 29, 2013
jassie: To correct the topic, they are both seasonings and not maggis! Maggi is just a brand of seasoning.

So its Maggi Cubes vs Knorr Cubes smiley

Abeg mods, make una change am kia kia. . . cheesy
Prof Prof... I bliv u die... I see too but jst smh... Besides all of us understand d gist
Entertainment / Re: Emelia Brobbey Arrested For Stealing In London by Lustig(m): 4:10pm On Jul 29, 2013
[quote author=PetroDolla][/quote]
wetin concern dis matter wit him/her bin a Christian? Wetin bring am nah?? *just asking boss*

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Food / Re: Star Maggi Vs Knorr Cube Maggi: Which Is Best For Cooking? by Lustig(m): 3:59pm On Jul 29, 2013
dadawa da miyan kuka with tuwon dawa

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Entertainment / Re: Emelia Brobbey Arrested For Stealing In London by Lustig(m): 3:57pm On Jul 29, 2013
kai! Sunan ta is look like robbery... Her name is following her walahi

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Sports / Re: Obaobona Slams Wenger Over Invitation For Trial by Lustig(m): 3:45pm On Jul 29, 2013
Chukskalidon:
just as u should have millions of unknown unimaginable pity for ur barbarism.
Na y u I dey abusing me nah dan Igbo?
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Kill 20 Civilians In Borno by Lustig(m): 2:37pm On Jul 29, 2013
Haka ne... Come for my opis for ur ticket for ur 72 amariya
Sports / Re: Obaobona Slams Wenger Over Invitation For Trial by Lustig(m): 2:12pm On Jul 29, 2013
Obiagu1: Wenger is really an ancient man, his species have all died off.
He missed signing Ibra because the teenager refused his silly trail not to talk of Oboabona that's already a full international with Nigeria and a regular and a champion.

I wonder when an unknown quantity like Oscar was tried at Chelsea.

Just hope Tottenham dump Arsenal from the top 4 this time around.
Him na dan iska masiyaci kawai... I pity am for all dem supporters walahi
Sports / Re: Obaobona Slams Wenger Over Invitation For Trial by Lustig(m): 2:08pm On Jul 29, 2013
Afam4eva: I see a lot of shallow comments here and i cringe at how hollow the mentality of some Nigerians are. The players that are called up for trials are playing that were discovered by scouts and these players are given the opportunity to prove themselves. It's an insult for this treatment to be extended to a player that has played at the highest stage. So, for players like that, it's either the club wants to buy them outrightly or not. I support Obaobona abeg.
walahi gaskiya ne fa... Ur talk is very correct... Propessional footballer I no dey do am for trial
Sports / Re: Obaobona Slams Wenger Over Invitation For Trial by Lustig(m): 5:53pm On Jul 27, 2013
Ibanga p: Sorry, but which club does obaobona play for?
u I knw sabi read am for boko ko?
Nairaland / General / 20 Unbelievable Facts by Lustig(m): 8:54pm On Jul 25, 2013
1. If you are struck by lightning, your
skin will be heated to 28,000 degrees
Centigrade, hotter than the surface of the
Sun.
2. If you trace your family tree back 25
generations, you will have 33,554,432
direct ancestors – assuming no incest was
involved.
3. The average distance between the stars
in the sky is 20 million miles.
4. It would take a modern spaceship
70,000 years to get to the nearest star to
earth.
5. An asteroid wiped out every single
dinosaur in the world, but not a single
species of toad or salamander was
affected. No one knows why, nor why the
crocodiles and tortoises survived.
6. If you dug a well to the centre of the
Earth, and dropped a brick in it, it would
take 45 minutes to get to the bottom –
4,000 miles down.
7. Your body sheds 10 billion flakes of
skin every day.
8. The Earth weighs 6,500 million million
million tons.
9. Honey is the only food consumed by
humans that doesn’t go off.
10. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12
letters.
11. A donkey can sink into quicksand but
a mule can’t.
12. Every time you sneeze your heart
stops a second.
13. There are 22 miles more canals in
Birmingham UK than in Venice.
14. Potato crisps were invented by a Mr
Crumm.
15. Facetious and abstemious contain all
the vowels in their correct order.
16. Eskimoes have hundreds of words for
snow but none for hello.
17. The word “set” has the most
definitions in the English language.
18. The only 15 letter word that can be
spelled without repeating its letters is
uncopyrightable.
19. Windmills always turn counter-
clockwise.
20. The “Sixth Sick Sheik’s Sixth Sheep’s
Sick” is the hardest tongue-twister.
Nairaland / General / How Teacher Obtained 100k As Lagos State First Lady by Lustig(m): 8:38pm On Jul 25, 2013
How teacher obtained N100,000 as Lagos
First Lady
on July 25, 2013 at 8:27 pm in News
BY ONOZURE DANIA & JEOMA NATHANIEL
Lagos — A 53- year-old teacher on Grade
Level 10, Asogbon Victoria Abosede, was
Thursday, arraigned before Lagos Chief
Magistrate’s Court One, sitting in Ikeja, for
allegedly impersonating the first lady of
Lagos State, Dame Abimbola Fashola.
The defendant was said to have sent text
messages between June and July to the
Chairman of Agbado Oke-Odo Local Council
Development Area of Lagos by falsely
presenting herself as first lady of Lagos
State and obtained N100,000 from the
chairman.
Asogbon Victoria Abosede
Asogbon Victoria Abosede
The defendant who is facing a 10-count
charge of impersonation and fraud,
preferred against her by the Anttorney
General of Lagos State, Ade Ipaye, was
docked before Chief Magistrate Eniola
Fabamwo.
The prosecutor, Attorney General of Lagos
State, Ade Ipaye, told the court that the
accused committed the alleged crime
between the months of June and July 2013,
by also sending text messages to one Mrs
Gbolahan Khadijat Daudu, who is the
Chairman, Lagos State Universal Basic
Education Board, Maryland in Ikeja area of
Lagos.
The Attorney General, who was represented
by Sumonu Babatunde, said she also
represented herself as sister to Mrs Sherifat
Aregbesola.
He said the defendant between June and
July 2013, at Local Government Education
Authority, in Alimosho Local Government
also sent a text message to one Isaac
Omoregie, Education Secretary and falsely
represented herself as Dame Fashola.
Babatunde also alleged that the suspect
with intent to defraud presented herself to
be Dame Fashola, to obtain redeployment
from Local Government Education Authority,
Alimosho, to the Lagos State Basic Education
Board.
He also claimed that between the same time,
the accused sent a text message to one
Isaac Omoregie, Education Sectarary
Alimosho, Lagos State by falsely presenting
herself as being sent by the first lady to
obtain three Blackberry phones and
N105,000, from the chairman.
The prosecutor said in June 2013, the
defendant falsely represented herself as
sister to Mrs Sherifat Aregbeshola, the first
lady of Osun State, and gave a false
information to one Mrs Gbolahan Khadijat
Daudu that Mrs Sherifat Aregbeshola was
involved in a road accident and could not
attend the wedding of Daudu’s son and that
thieves carted the gifts meant for her away
as a result of the accident.
According to the prosecutor, the offence
committed is contrary to sections 378 (1),
(b), 312 (2) and punishable under sections
312 (3), 96 (a), criminal law of Lagos State
of Nigeria 2011.
Counsel to the defendant, Samuel Gbolahan,
pleaded with the court to grant her bail in
liberal terms, since the crime is a bailable
offence.
However, when the 10-count charge was
read to the defendant, she pleaded not
guilty to the charges.
After listening to both counsel, Magistrate
Fabamwo granted the defendant bail in the
sum of N1 million with two responsible
sureties in like sum, stating that the sureties
should deposit N250,000 with the registrar.
She adjourned the case till September 2,
2013 for mention.
Health / Re: 8 Sleeping Positions And Their Effects On Health by Lustig(m): 11:38pm On Jun 30, 2013
Eltonluigi: I sleep with my eyes wild open, unless I'm wearing a blind fold. That way you don't get to see my eyes.
You be snake?
Health / Re: 8 Sleeping Positions And Their Effects On Health by Lustig(m): 11:38pm On Jun 30, 2013
Eltonluigi: I sleep with my eyes wild open, unless I'm wearing a blind fold. That way you don't get to see my eyes.
Religion / Re: Post A Comment From Your Pastor That Is Worthy Of Quote by Lustig(m): 5:23pm On Jun 30, 2013
Never share ur pain with somebody who cannot solve it... Pastor Peter Vandu - Powerlink Assembly Minna
Fashion / Re: Men Deceiving Ladies With Fake Six-Pack Abs by Lustig(m): 1:52pm On Jun 22, 2013
Policewoman: Guys stop deceiving yourselves. The only things that will attract us are your wallet, Bugatti and nice crib.
I bliv u madam officer!
Fashion / Re: Men Deceiving Ladies With Fake Six-Pack Abs by Lustig(m): 11:22am On Jun 22, 2013
Scun: Girls own fake too much o! Fake lips (lipstick), fake eyelashes, fake eyebrow, fake eyelids, fake hair, fake height (high heels), fake brèast, fake nails, etc. Add more please...
Fake orgasm, fake moan and fake love
Family / Re: The Roles Of A Father! by Lustig(m): 3:03pm On Jun 17, 2013
a trillion likes.... @op God go bless u berekete for dis wonderful thread

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Politics / Re: Anambra To Use Bill Gates Money To Build 10 Hospitals by Lustig(m): 8:53am On Jun 17, 2013
Policewoman: For those of you who can't read, it means USD 1m (about N160m) + N120m (from the state govt). i.e about N280M.

Ku n ji kwo?
sanu mallama
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is Surrounded By Professional Praise-singers - David-west by Lustig(m): 4:42pm On Jun 16, 2013
Adex097: G.E.Jonathan met with the Queen
of England. He asked her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government?
Are there... any tips you can give
to me? I want to help Nigeria.
"Well,"the Queen replied, "the
most important thing
is to surround yourself with
intelligent people.
Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But
how do I know the people
around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip off her cup
of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on
her intercom. "Please ... send
David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and said,
"Yes,Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please. David,
your mother and
father have a child. It is not your
brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a
moment, David Cameron
answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his
vice presidential
choice the same question.
"Sambo, answer this for me. Your
mother and your father
have a child. It's not your brother
and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm
not sure, said
Sambo. "Let me get back to you
on that one..." He
went to his advisors and asked
every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, one night, he ran into
Ngozi iweala..
Sambo asked, “Ngozi, can you
answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not
your brother or
your sister. Who is it?"
Ngozi Iweala answered sharply, "That's
easy, it's me"
Sambo smiled, and said,
"Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with
Jonathan. "Sir, I did
some research and
I have the answer to that riddle.
It's
Ngozi iweala.
Jonathan got up angrily,frowning he said to
Sambo. No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I
don't have intelligent people
around me. !You Dummy! The
answer is David Cameron!!!!l...........
chei! Chineke!!!!!!
Politics / Re: Edo State Ministry Of Education On Fire!!! by Lustig(m): 11:58am On Jun 12, 2013
drsolob: Oshio baba should be heard responsible he was the one dat baned okada yesterday and today the ministry of education is on fire.i think the okada men should have burnt the state house or house of assemble instead.
u mean held?

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Celebrities / Re: John Utaka Weds In France - Photos by Lustig(m): 7:07pm On Jun 02, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Eclipse, u can talk? See as hin resemble 30naira Amala. Goat!
chai!!! Make mouth no finish u o Idowuogbo... Na person u insult like this?
Celebrities / Re: John Utaka Weds In France - Photos by Lustig(m): 5:11pm On Jun 02, 2013
Iceslizer:
God!! You're the ugliest person I've met in my entire life. Take off your picture from your profile please.
Y nah my sister? Na God create am o... Sofri sofri biko
Celebrities / Re: John Utaka Weds In France - Photos by Lustig(m): 5:08pm On Jun 02, 2013
Bryancrox: So JOHN UTAKA didnt invite me his childhood frnd 2 his wedding abi? No problem i go make am
eeeyyyaaaa... No worry bro e go better
Celebrities / Re: John Utaka Weds In France - Photos by Lustig(m): 5:06pm On Jun 02, 2013
basisop:

Bros, no vex, dem soak you for ink abi na so dem born you? You resemble night.
choi! LWKMD... Bros u badt o

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