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Crime / Re: Guy Cheats And His Girlfriend Sets His Range-Rover Ablaze (photo) by Lustig(m): 6:43am On Jul 30, 2013 |
SpicyMimi:This is NEW: I mean d E-slap... Abi na witch slap u mean Hehehehehehe |
Food / Re: Star Maggi Vs Knorr Cube Maggi: Which Is Best For Cooking? by Lustig(m): 5:22pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
adsonstone: Know cube...by the way, more guys are commenting, where are the ladies??'em dey apply make up - no time |
Entertainment / Re: Emelia Brobbey Arrested For Stealing In London by Lustig(m): 5:18pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
PetroDolla: Hahahaha your dustbin country is a certified sh1thole. 419, yahoo yahoo, pick pockets, corrupt peole, exam cheats, money ritualists, witches an d wizards, oil bunkererers, pirates, pimps, prostitutes, terrorists na dem full that sh1tholend ur country nko? |
Food / Re: Star Maggi Vs Knorr Cube Maggi: Which Is Best For Cooking? by Lustig(m): 4:27pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
diamond002: mtcheeeeeeeeew ̶̲̥̅̊ lyk say U̶̲̥̅̊ sabi cook ̶̲̥̅̊ anywa na Four cubes ℓ̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ use cook soup 2 for seasoning and 2 for D̶̲̥̅̊ main soupU dey form James Bond for kitchen... No go use salt decorate ur egusi soup o |
Food / Re: Star Maggi Vs Knorr Cube Maggi: Which Is Best For Cooking? by Lustig(m): 4:17pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
passionate88: Some of these girls wey dey shout maggi too salty, hw many cubes una dey put for soup?.hehhehhehehehe. Oya make una answer baba o |
Food / Re: Star Maggi Vs Knorr Cube Maggi: Which Is Best For Cooking? by Lustig(m): 4:16pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
Even chics wey no sabi cook dey come here come comment. Hmm |
Food / Re: Star Maggi Vs Knorr Cube Maggi: Which Is Best For Cooking? by Lustig(m): 4:14pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
jassie: To correct the topic, they are both seasonings and not maggis! Maggi is just a brand of seasoning.Prof Prof... I bliv u die... I see too but jst smh... Besides all of us understand d gist |
Entertainment / Re: Emelia Brobbey Arrested For Stealing In London by Lustig(m): 4:10pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
[quote author=PetroDolla][/quote] wetin concern dis matter wit him/her bin a Christian? Wetin bring am nah?? *just asking boss* 1 Like |
Food / Re: Star Maggi Vs Knorr Cube Maggi: Which Is Best For Cooking? by Lustig(m): 3:59pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
dadawa da miyan kuka with tuwon dawa 2 Likes |
Entertainment / Re: Emelia Brobbey Arrested For Stealing In London by Lustig(m): 3:57pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
kai! Sunan ta is look like robbery... Her name is following her walahi 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Obaobona Slams Wenger Over Invitation For Trial by Lustig(m): 3:45pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
Chukskalidon:Na y u I dey abusing me nah dan Igbo? |
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Kill 20 Civilians In Borno by Lustig(m): 2:37pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
Haka ne... Come for my opis for ur ticket for ur 72 amariya |
Sports / Re: Obaobona Slams Wenger Over Invitation For Trial by Lustig(m): 2:12pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
Obiagu1: Wenger is really an ancient man, his species have all died off.Him na dan iska masiyaci kawai... I pity am for all dem supporters walahi |
Sports / Re: Obaobona Slams Wenger Over Invitation For Trial by Lustig(m): 2:08pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
Afam4eva: I see a lot of shallow comments here and i cringe at how hollow the mentality of some Nigerians are. The players that are called up for trials are playing that were discovered by scouts and these players are given the opportunity to prove themselves. It's an insult for this treatment to be extended to a player that has played at the highest stage. So, for players like that, it's either the club wants to buy them outrightly or not. I support Obaobona abeg.walahi gaskiya ne fa... Ur talk is very correct... Propessional footballer I no dey do am for trial |
Sports / Re: Obaobona Slams Wenger Over Invitation For Trial by Lustig(m): 5:53pm On Jul 27, 2013 |
Ibanga p: Sorry, but which club does obaobona play for?u I knw sabi read am for boko ko? |
Nairaland / General / 20 Unbelievable Facts by Lustig(m): 8:54pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
1. If you are struck by lightning, your skin will be heated to 28,000 degrees Centigrade, hotter than the surface of the Sun. 2. If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved. 3. The average distance between the stars in the sky is 20 million miles. 4. It would take a modern spaceship 70,000 years to get to the nearest star to earth. 5. An asteroid wiped out every single dinosaur in the world, but not a single species of toad or salamander was affected. No one knows why, nor why the crocodiles and tortoises survived. 6. If you dug a well to the centre of the Earth, and dropped a brick in it, it would take 45 minutes to get to the bottom – 4,000 miles down. 7. Your body sheds 10 billion flakes of skin every day. 8. The Earth weighs 6,500 million million million tons. 9. Honey is the only food consumed by humans that doesn’t go off. 10. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters. 11. A donkey can sink into quicksand but a mule can’t. 12. Every time you sneeze your heart stops a second. 13. There are 22 miles more canals in Birmingham UK than in Venice. 14. Potato crisps were invented by a Mr Crumm. 15. Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in their correct order. 16. Eskimoes have hundreds of words for snow but none for hello. 17. The word “set” has the most definitions in the English language. 18. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating its letters is uncopyrightable. 19. Windmills always turn counter- clockwise. 20. The “Sixth Sick Sheik’s Sixth Sheep’s Sick” is the hardest tongue-twister. |
Nairaland / General / How Teacher Obtained 100k As Lagos State First Lady by Lustig(m): 8:38pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
How teacher obtained N100,000 as Lagos First Lady on July 25, 2013 at 8:27 pm in News BY ONOZURE DANIA & JEOMA NATHANIEL Lagos — A 53- year-old teacher on Grade Level 10, Asogbon Victoria Abosede, was Thursday, arraigned before Lagos Chief Magistrate’s Court One, sitting in Ikeja, for allegedly impersonating the first lady of Lagos State, Dame Abimbola Fashola. The defendant was said to have sent text messages between June and July to the Chairman of Agbado Oke-Odo Local Council Development Area of Lagos by falsely presenting herself as first lady of Lagos State and obtained N100,000 from the chairman. Asogbon Victoria Abosede Asogbon Victoria Abosede The defendant who is facing a 10-count charge of impersonation and fraud, preferred against her by the Anttorney General of Lagos State, Ade Ipaye, was docked before Chief Magistrate Eniola Fabamwo. The prosecutor, Attorney General of Lagos State, Ade Ipaye, told the court that the accused committed the alleged crime between the months of June and July 2013, by also sending text messages to one Mrs Gbolahan Khadijat Daudu, who is the Chairman, Lagos State Universal Basic Education Board, Maryland in Ikeja area of Lagos. The Attorney General, who was represented by Sumonu Babatunde, said she also represented herself as sister to Mrs Sherifat Aregbesola. He said the defendant between June and July 2013, at Local Government Education Authority, in Alimosho Local Government also sent a text message to one Isaac Omoregie, Education Secretary and falsely represented herself as Dame Fashola. Babatunde also alleged that the suspect with intent to defraud presented herself to be Dame Fashola, to obtain redeployment from Local Government Education Authority, Alimosho, to the Lagos State Basic Education Board. He also claimed that between the same time, the accused sent a text message to one Isaac Omoregie, Education Sectarary Alimosho, Lagos State by falsely presenting herself as being sent by the first lady to obtain three Blackberry phones and N105,000, from the chairman. The prosecutor said in June 2013, the defendant falsely represented herself as sister to Mrs Sherifat Aregbeshola, the first lady of Osun State, and gave a false information to one Mrs Gbolahan Khadijat Daudu that Mrs Sherifat Aregbeshola was involved in a road accident and could not attend the wedding of Daudu’s son and that thieves carted the gifts meant for her away as a result of the accident. According to the prosecutor, the offence committed is contrary to sections 378 (1), (b), 312 (2) and punishable under sections 312 (3), 96 (a), criminal law of Lagos State of Nigeria 2011. Counsel to the defendant, Samuel Gbolahan, pleaded with the court to grant her bail in liberal terms, since the crime is a bailable offence. However, when the 10-count charge was read to the defendant, she pleaded not guilty to the charges. After listening to both counsel, Magistrate Fabamwo granted the defendant bail in the sum of N1 million with two responsible sureties in like sum, stating that the sureties should deposit N250,000 with the registrar. She adjourned the case till September 2, 2013 for mention. |
Health / Re: 8 Sleeping Positions And Their Effects On Health by Lustig(m): 11:38pm On Jun 30, 2013 |
Eltonluigi: I sleep with my eyes wild open, unless I'm wearing a blind fold. That way you don't get to see my eyes.You be snake? |
Health / Re: 8 Sleeping Positions And Their Effects On Health by Lustig(m): 11:38pm On Jun 30, 2013 |
Eltonluigi: I sleep with my eyes wild open, unless I'm wearing a blind fold. That way you don't get to see my eyes. |
Religion / Re: Post A Comment From Your Pastor That Is Worthy Of Quote by Lustig(m): 5:23pm On Jun 30, 2013 |
Never share ur pain with somebody who cannot solve it... Pastor Peter Vandu - Powerlink Assembly Minna |
Fashion / Re: Men Deceiving Ladies With Fake Six-Pack Abs by Lustig(m): 1:52pm On Jun 22, 2013 |
Policewoman: Guys stop deceiving yourselves. The only things that will attract us are your wallet, Bugatti and nice crib.I bliv u madam officer! |
Fashion / Re: Men Deceiving Ladies With Fake Six-Pack Abs by Lustig(m): 11:22am On Jun 22, 2013 |
Scun: Girls own fake too much o! Fake lips (lipstick), fake eyelashes, fake eyebrow, fake eyelids, fake hair, fake height (high heels), fake brèast, fake nails, etc. Add more please...Fake orgasm, fake moan and fake love |
Family / Re: The Roles Of A Father! by Lustig(m): 3:03pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
a trillion likes.... @op God go bless u berekete for dis wonderful thread 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Anambra To Use Bill Gates Money To Build 10 Hospitals by Lustig(m): 8:53am On Jun 17, 2013 |
Policewoman: For those of you who can't read, it means USD 1m (about N160m) + N120m (from the state govt). i.e about N280M.sanu mallama |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is Surrounded By Professional Praise-singers - David-west by Lustig(m): 4:42pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
Adex097: G.E.Jonathan met with the Queenchei! Chineke!!!!!! |
Politics / Re: Edo State Ministry Of Education On Fire!!! by Lustig(m): 11:58am On Jun 12, 2013 |
drsolob: Oshio baba should be heard responsible he was the one dat baned okada yesterday and today the ministry of education is on fire.i think the okada men should have burnt the state house or house of assemble instead.u mean held? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: John Utaka Weds In France - Photos by Lustig(m): 7:07pm On Jun 02, 2013 |
Idowuogbo:chai!!! Make mouth no finish u o Idowuogbo... Na person u insult like this? |
Celebrities / Re: John Utaka Weds In France - Photos by Lustig(m): 5:11pm On Jun 02, 2013 |
Iceslizer:Y nah my sister? Na God create am o... Sofri sofri biko |
Celebrities / Re: John Utaka Weds In France - Photos by Lustig(m): 5:08pm On Jun 02, 2013 |
Bryancrox: So JOHN UTAKA didnt invite me his childhood frnd 2 his wedding abi? No problem i go make ameeeyyyaaaa... No worry bro e go better |
Celebrities / Re: John Utaka Weds In France - Photos by Lustig(m): 5:06pm On Jun 02, 2013 |
basisop:choi! LWKMD... Bros u badt o |
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