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Business / Re: Nigeria To Clampdown On Loan Apps For Illegal Debt Recovery by Lustig(m): 2:14pm On Feb 06
PointZerom:


Ok, so with BVN and phone number they can't debit me?
Nop. They can't
Crime / Re: Inside Maiduguri Juvenile Sex Trade by Lustig(m): 6:58pm On Apr 08, 2023
Aboguede:


U dey there? I get 1 paddy wey wan pot to Jo's, em go need selfcon

No, I no dey there again
Crime / Re: Inside Maiduguri Juvenile Sex Trade by Lustig(m): 6:36pm On Apr 08, 2023
Bahamas95:
I always laugh when I hear people say those hijab wearing people are very decent because of the way they dress. You will see them bashing christian girls for dressing indecently but they're worse than the girls they criticize.

Southerners dey learn for àshawo work compared to wetin those hijab people dey do. Middle belt own dey another level, fvck be like food for dem. I nor fit talk wetin my eyes see for Benue.


Useless people!


Plateau own is on another level... Those people fvck anyhow - both their singles and married.

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Politics / Re: Edo North 2023: Oshiomhole Campaigns In Igarra (Video) by Lustig(m): 12:11am On Jan 24, 2023
Vetzy12:

I am also from Igarra

Ah! Na so we plenty here?

Yan’ruva. Etemeya?

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Politics / Re: Edo North 2023: Oshiomhole Campaigns In Igarra (Video) by Lustig(m): 12:09am On Jan 24, 2023
jaydeevaa:


I'm also from Igarra...nice to meet u here

Same here. Etemeya?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 1) On 25th September 2021 by Lustig(m): 11:54am On Sep 25, 2021
Any app for iPhone streaming?
TV/Movies / Re: NTA: An Embarrassment To Nigeria by Lustig(m): 9:44am On Apr 08, 2019
tenderlaw:

Ben Bruce changed the logo. It was reverted back to the old dull one immediately Bruce left that office. Go and confirm.
You are 100% correct boss

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Health / Re: Anyone Trying IVF/IUI/ICSI (Fertility Treatments)? by Lustig(m): 6:09pm On Aug 17, 2018
nwakaibe:
To all aspiring fathers and mothers, i feel your concern and pray that God answers your prayers. We were in the same situation, spent a lot looking for solutions. Tried IVF, it failed. Did surgery to remove massive fibroid, wifey nearly lost her life. Surgery done by one of the best Professors of Gynecology. Even other Profs were aghast. Case closed. We went for adoption and got one of the most loving and playful baby in the world. She is a bundle of joy. We don't know why we waited long.
Good day sir. I would wish you share the procedures for adoption, seriously considering it now. Thanks
Romance / Re: Young Lady Releases Her Nudes By Her Self by Lustig(m): 1:39pm On May 20, 2018
donphilopus:

Nya rodu ooo... Madashi sir. Makuwu sir.
Chawo sir

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Romance / Re: Young Lady Releases Her Nudes By Her Self by Lustig(m): 9:50am On May 20, 2018
donphilopus:

Blessings fall on you bro for this invitation cheesy grin
She carry front.....
Adayi I see you. Yene sir, avudashi sir?
Crime / Re: Notorious Kidnapper & Killer, Rambo Arrested by Lustig(m): 5:47pm On May 14, 2018
veekid:
Sina Rambo we know; which other Rambo be this one?
Aboki Rambo
Politics / Re: Killings: Presidency Laments Hate Speech, Demands Respect For Buhari by Lustig(m): 10:05am On Feb 03, 2018
Who is the presidency?
Car Talk / Re: Dino Melaye Parks His Ferrari Convertible At Transcorp Hotel With The Top Down by Lustig(m): 11:50pm On Nov 02, 2017
Jibril659:
onura
lol... avudashi sir?
Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather's Flashy Watches And Belt Collection (Photos) by Lustig(m): 7:58pm On Sep 19, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Is it ordinary boxing that made him this rich
No. Yahoo - Yahoo and ritual join. Lol

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Music/Radio / Re: Share The Most Emotional Songs You Ever Heard. by Lustig(m): 5:36pm On Aug 25, 2017
1. Joe - All that I am

2. Daniel Beddingfield - If you are not the one

3. Kevin Edmond - When I'm with you

4. Daniel Beddingfield - Never gonna leave your side

5. Boys II Men - Dream

6. Celinedion - Na*ked

7. Destiny Child - Brown Eyes

8. Jlo - Dear Ben

9. Brandy - Come a little closer

10. Jlo - I've been thinking

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Nairaland / General / Rodents Forced President Buhari To Work From Home - Aide by Lustig(m): 5:32pm On Aug 22, 2017
Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari will work from home after rodents damaged his official office during a more than 100-day overseas medical absence, a presidential spokesman told AFP Tuesday.
The animals damaged furniture and air conditioning fittings in the president’s official Abuja office while he was in London receiving treatment, his media adviser Garba Shehu confirmed.
“These are also general works and it is not uncommon for Nigerian presidents to also work from the presidential villa. He has used the residential office for many years,” said Shehu.
“What is important is that the job gets done. Whether he does it from his bedroom or his sitting room or his anteroom — it does not matter. Let the job be done. And the job will be done,” Shehu told the Arise News broadcaster.
Shehu was unable to confirm what type of rodent was responsible for the damage, which occurred during the president’s prolonged absence for an undisclosed medical condition.
“I do not have that level of detail,” he said, adding that it was unclear how long the refurbishment would last.
During his time away, tensions surfaced back home, where calls grew for him to either return or resign.
The Nigerian leader met with his security chiefs at his official residence on Tuesday, ordering them to deal with threats to the unity of the country.
In the weeks before Buhari left for London on May 7, he also worked from the presidential residence — missing cabinet meetings and having official documents transported to him.
Rumours about his health have dogged Buhari even before he came to power in May 2015. He rejected claims during the election that he was critically ill from prostate cancer.
Buhari did not address his absence or medical situation when he addressed the nation on television on Monday, instead talking about separatism, crime, terrorism and the economy in his first speech since returning.
In an official letter to parliament on Monday relieving Vice President Yemi Osinbajo of his duties as acting head of state, Buhari described his trip as a “medical follow-up”.
Clashes between protesters calling on Buhari to return from his recent lengthy absence and the presidents’ defenders erupted in Abuja last week.
He first travelled to London in June last year for what aides said was a persistent inner ear infection, returning in January for check-ups, according to his office.
The health of Nigeria’s president is a sensitive issue. President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua died in office in 2010 from a long-standing, but previously undisclosed, kidney complaint.[b]Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari will work from home after rodents damaged his official office during a more than 100-day overseas medical absence, a presidential spokesman told AFP Tuesday.
The animals damaged furniture and air conditioning fittings in the president’s official Abuja office while he was in London receiving treatment, his media adviser Garba Shehu confirmed.
“These are also general works and it is not uncommon for Nigerian presidents to also work from the presidential villa. He has used the residential office for many years,” said Shehu.
“What is important is that the job gets done. Whether he does it from his bedroom or his sitting room or his anteroom — it does not matter. Let the job be done. And the job will be done,” Shehu told the Arise News broadcaster.
Shehu was unable to confirm what type of rodent was responsible for the damage, which occurred during the president’s prolonged absence for an undisclosed medical condition.
“I do not have that level of detail,” he said, adding that it was unclear how long the refurbishment would last.
During his time away, tensions surfaced back home, where calls grew for him to either return or resign.
The Nigerian leader met with his security chiefs at his official residence on Tuesday, ordering them to deal with threats to the unity of the country.
In the weeks before Buhari left for London on May 7, he also worked from the presidential residence — missing cabinet meetings and having official documents transported to him.
Rumours about his health have dogged Buhari even before he came to power in May 2015. He rejected claims during the election that he was critically ill from prostate cancer.
Buhari did not address his absence or medical situation when he addressed the nation on television on Monday, instead talking about separatism, crime, terrorism and the economy in his first speech since returning.
In an official letter to parliament on Monday relieving Vice President Yemi Osinbajo of his duties as acting head of state, Buhari described his trip as a “medical follow-up”.
Clashes between protesters calling on Buhari to return from his recent lengthy absence and the presidents’ defenders erupted in Abuja last week.
He first travelled to London in June last year for what aides said was a persistent inner ear infection, returning in January for check-ups, according to his office.
The health of Nigeria’s president is a sensitive issue. President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua died in office in 2010 from a long-standing, but previously undisclosed, kidney complaint.[/b]Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari will work from home after rodents damaged his official office during a more than 100-day overseas medical absence, a presidential spokesman told AFP Tuesday.
The animals damaged furniture and air conditioning fittings in the president’s official Abuja office while he was in London receiving treatment, his media adviser Garba Shehu confirmed.
“These are also general works and it is not uncommon for Nigerian presidents to also work from the presidential villa. He has used the residential office for many years,” said Shehu.
“What is important is that the job gets done. Whether he does it from his bedroom or his sitting room or his anteroom — it does not matter. Let the job be done. And the job will be done,” Shehu told the Arise News broadcaster.
Shehu was unable to confirm what type of rodent was responsible for the damage, which occurred during the president’s prolonged absence for an undisclosed medical condition.
“I do not have that level of detail,” he said, adding that it was unclear how long the refurbishment would last.
During his time away, tensions surfaced back home, where calls grew for him to either return or resign.
The Nigerian leader met with his security chiefs at his official residence on Tuesday, ordering them to deal with threats to the unity of the country.
In the weeks before Buhari left for London on May 7, he also worked from the presidential residence — missing cabinet meetings and having official documents transported to him.
Rumours about his health have dogged Buhari even before he came to power in May 2015. He rejected claims during the election that he was critically ill from prostate cancer.
Buhari did not address his absence or medical situation when he addressed the nation on television on Monday, instead talking about separatism, crime, terrorism and the economy in his first speech since returning.
In an official letter to parliament on Monday relieving Vice President Yemi Osinbajo of his duties as acting head of state, Buhari described his trip as a “medical follow-up”.
Clashes between protesters calling on Buhari to return from his recent lengthy absence and the presidents’ defenders erupted in Abuja last week.
He first travelled to London in June last year for what aides said was a persistent inner ear infection, returning in January for check-ups, according to his office.
The health of Nigeria’s president is a sensitive issue. President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua died in office in 2010 from a long-standing, but previously undisclosed, kidney complaint.
http://punchng.com/rodents-forced-president-buhari-to-work-from-home-aide/
Phones / Re: 6 Cheap 4G LTE Phones You Can Buy For Less Than 50k by Lustig(m): 10:29am On Aug 20, 2017
Behankey:
for real? That's some deal right there.
I tell you bro... It's #27, 800 sef. Am buying 1 this week by the Grace of God
Phones / Re: 6 Cheap 4G LTE Phones You Can Buy For Less Than 50k by Lustig(m): 7:50am On Aug 20, 2017
Hmm... Tecno l8 lite. 4G capability = 29k. with 4000 mah battery
Phones / Re: Itel Mobile Unveils A31 - In Its Quest To Provide Android Phones For Everyone by Lustig(m): 8:33pm On Aug 18, 2017
What's the battery capacity?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower N-tax Applicant Set To Take Their Test Today Through To 3rd July by Lustig(m): 10:33am On Jul 01, 2017
I applied for Npower Health... I was given a reference number. Any news yet?
Nairaland / General / Lessons I Learned From Lagos Beggars by Lustig(m): 7:52pm On Jun 12, 2017
1) #Punctuality – they have no one to report to yet they are ever punctual. They are at their duty post as early as you won’t even imagine. Think about it……

2) #Boldness – they are never afraid of approaching anyone no matter your color, size, height, gender or even age. They approach the prospective client head on. Its their job and they do it well.

3) #Persistence – they never give up. They can repeat the same line 7 times over to one individual until the person is out of sight. They never stop at first try….not second…or third even.

4) # TargetMarket/Audience – some can be very selective, they stay on the road and ask from drivers and passengers. They believe that’s their market and they work on it coming up with lines appealing to the ears and appearance that commands compassion.

5) #Optimism – they are hopeful, that things will get better, that it doesn’t have to be that way till the very end. they have a goal and they strive towards it. They have hopes to stumble on a pot of gold. To find mercy in the eyes of their helpers. They never give up. Optimism is their propeller.

https://aiyedeedithblog./2017/02/08/lessons-i-learned-from-lagos-beggars/
TV/Movies / Re: Frank Olize Of NTA Newsline. How Many Remember Him? (Photos) by Lustig(m): 7:51pm On Apr 23, 2017
It is 9 0'clock, do u know where your children are?

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Events / Re: How Much Did Your Wedding Cost You, How Much Are You Budgeting For Your Wedding? by Lustig(m): 9:08pm On Apr 14, 2017
bbeautylik:
As a lady, My culture demands I provide some of the things I will need including Television, Gas Cooker, Bed and wardrobe refrigerator and so on... My dad ended up spending about 1.5 million
Are u from Plateau state?
Education / Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by Lustig(m): 7:22pm On Mar 25, 2017
1. Aunty, aunty the gallon is pissing

2. Beautifuller Becky

3. Am going for sh!t

4. Am standing by my father
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Celebrates His 28th Birthday Today by Lustig(m): 10:51am On Mar 15, 2017
Its my bday too. I thank God Almighty for adding a year yo my years. I thank my parent(s). I thank my wife. I thank all the good people of Nairaland. I thank the Nairaland team - got ur email. Gracias
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Lustig(m): 8:30am On Mar 07, 2017
Teeboy22:

Kenya Airway's dey do promo ATM @ 148k
Check wakanow.com
Travelstart.com
Is the 148k for a roundtrip or one way? Thanks
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Lustig(m): 7:08am On Mar 07, 2017
NONNYG:
it varies with airlines, u want straight journey or pick & dropgrin
Am expecting my passport this week by God Grace. Whether pick and drop or straight - the most important thing be say make I reach Dubai egbon
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Lustig(m): 8:26pm On Mar 06, 2017
NONNYG:
ask am which type of car him wan buy
Lol... Hw much do u think is the cost of ticket? No vex say I dey ask too much question
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Lustig(m): 3:48pm On Mar 06, 2017
samhay:




Hahahahahahaha grin grin grin grin
Y u laff bro. Too cheap or too much?
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Lustig(m): 2:22pm On Mar 06, 2017
NONNYG:
not more than 600k
God bless u egbon... An agent in Dubai quoted over 400k for Visa, and about 450k for flight ticket - total 900+k
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by Lustig(m): 8:58pm On Mar 05, 2017
I need help please. Hw much will it cost me to process my visa and flight ticket from 9ja to Dubai?

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