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Buhari has ill-luck and misfortune embedded in his illitrate DNA.

Tufiakwa !!

Buhari is a 'repentant democrat' that does not understand the simple principle of democratic system & governance.
Kwantinue.

DropShot:
Gullible people aplenty in Africa.

Because no be Alfa or Imam do am , abi?

UrennaNkoli:
All these staged miracles.

Just pray you do not ever have to need a miracle in your life, you will be forced to believe in one.

Wonderful !

SamuelAnyawu:
Okay on that faithful Day Abubakar Shekau Woke up and told the 21 girls to take their bath and prepare to meet their parents after 2years..

He now filled his truck with 80litres PMS told the girls to hop in ordering one of his Commanders to drive them to the spot where the Nigerian Military will pick them up....

The Commander reached this Pickup point scratched his MTN recharge card to recharge his Techno phone, after recharging he called Shekau to inform him he has carried out the task...

Shekau Calls the Military after recharging his phone with 400 Naira Airtel to go to the agreed pick-up point to meet these 21 Abducted girls.

The Soldiers move to the pickup point to meet these 21 abducted Chibok girls immediately the Commander Calls the GOC 7th Division, the GOC Calls the Chief Of Defence and Army Staff, the Chief Of Army Staff with smiles on his face calls President Buhari ....


No Ransom , No Swap Deal?

Bokoharam is not a Charity Organisation Mr President

APC Continue deceiving your Gullible Zombies

Confused Federal Government

Shebi you know say you no well oga Sam?

Did they force you to come to their country ?

Spooky, weird, crazy, scary..........This is not normal.

Eco2580:
Honda Accord 2003 2.4 ivtec dohc.
(odometer 100k km)
Iniatially there are following codes;
1. 0141 o2 (sensor)
2.0340 (camshaft positionin sensor)
after o2 sensor has been change, and aligning of camshaft the above codes has disappeared then...
P1157 - Air/Fuel Ratio Sensor 1 Range/Performance Problem has alighted.
We later got the sensor from the exact model and fixed it, after about 20km the check engine light was on with only...
P0420 Catalyst System Efficiency Below Threshold
whenever i remove the battery + cable for few seconds the check engine will disappear but it will illuminate again after 25km. I observed that the it
consume less fuel when there is no check engine/p0420.
New air filter, new ngk Spark plugs and injector are in good condition.
Pls help your brother, am morethan 700km away from nairaland professionals mechanics otherwise i could have contact them

NB:
current fuel economy;
City driving with AC 70km per 10litres
Highway driving with AC 100km per 10litres.

Catalyst performing below threshold, replace catalyst only.

Yesterday yeyebrity.

That guy was assasinated.

Yungkid101:
And what if his prophesy comes to pass ?

After Hillary Clinton has called to conceed defeat & congratulate Trump? Wake up !

T. B. Joshua is a fraud.

Makes a whistling or humming noise also when failing.

omenka:
Scannews is just as credible as trentonline and thebreakigtimes.

Next.

Fact remains that there is a spike in the loss of our service personnel to boko haram lately.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-3864738/Officers-83-Nigerian-soldiers-missing-Boko-Haram-attack.html#ixzz4Nx3YCuY8

Something is responsible for it and all fingers point to the terrorist commanders released lately for some Chibok girls.

Diablo666:
Honda Academy. U.S specs. 16 valve engine.
They said the valve is bended.

Bent valves can cause engine rattling & improper idling (brake & quench), most likely timing belt severed while in motion. Ask a good mechanic to help you check if your timing belt was properly fitted & set.

GAZZUZZ:
processing....... Error Error Error.

Nonsense news.

Evidence of low intelligent quotient (I.Q).

otemanuduno:
Adspiramen 9: 1-30
CHAPTER NINE
THE FIRST WAR ON EARTH

1. And it came to pass when many beasts and homos had been formed on the earth that there arose great strife.

2. Nymphidis(Yahweh) got angry, complaining how Largas' bird(Alla's bird) had come into his garden to feed on every seed therein.

3. He also complained of how the roots of Chimides' trees had crept into his garden to tap nutrient from his soil.

4. Nymphidis said some fish had intruded into his garden from the ocean and it sounded strange to us. He was indirectly blaming Eartum for this.

5. Nymphidis complained that many of Ephradite's serpents had made way into his garden too.

6. But I roasted them with my fire, Nymphidis declared happily. This got Ephradite angry and he promised to make serpents that never dies in fire.

7. Nymphidis also complained that Chaleb's tiny creatures were the reasons why some of the flowers in his garden withered away prematurely.

9. Then he complained of how Euchlydes' beasts of various kinds had trampled upon the plants in his garden.

10. Worst of all, Nymphidis accused Murmoh of not helping to water his garden.

11. We were all grieved by Nymphidis' accusation such that we almost waged war against him together, with the exception of Murmoh.

12. It was then that Chaleb confessed that he indeed fed some of his invisible organisms and insects with coderine, a substance which he discovered from one of the plants in the forest.

13. Chaleb spoke: I cannot totally justify myself because truly I fed some of my insects with coderine and they went mad.

14. My gentle bees now sting anything coming their ways. My tiny invisible cocolorincus is the reason why some of the animals are falling sick and dying.

15. My singing insects now prefer to go into dirty places and also sing sickening songs into the ears of homos and beasts and bite them.

16. I have no control over them no more since the day they took a sip of the coderine from the plants.

17. When Chaleb ended his lamentation, Largas began, it is true Nymphidis that some of my birds intrude into your beautiful garden. They love to come to your gardens because they love beautiful places.

18. I think your garden is the best befitting place on earth for them to abide and they love the sight of it. I adjure you to bear with them.

19. Euchlydes began to speak also. My mammoth and dinosaurs and unicorn and gigantosauruses and kimonosaurus and the rest of my beasts all know what is best for them.

20. I think your garden is eye-catching enough for them all. Let them have fun in there.

21. Then Eartum took it up and said, give ears O Nymphidis. I can not figure out how the fishes in my ocean can bounce so much as to enter your garden from the ocean.

22. Eartum had not made an end of his speech when a whale fell into the garden of Nymphidis from nowhere.

23. When Ephradite saw it, he laughed aloud and said, as for me, I have no regret that my creeping beasts got into your garden to destroy it.

24. Straightaway Nymphidis began a great war with the rest of the sons of God and millions of our creatures were destroyed by fire and thunder.

25. The war lasted for a century and almost everything created by the big bang were destroyed.

26. All the gigantosauruses and dinosaurs and mammoths and many other huge beasts died, as well as all of the creeping things.

27. And the earth looked null and void. Behold almost all things inside the earth had died.

28. And so mother Earthus mourned for all these souls for many years and covered them up with soils.

29. Their flesh got rotten but their bones remained intact.

30. And in those days, the sun seemed to be hiding its face from the earth and there was ice and snows everywhere on the surface of the earth and none of our beasts survived the frigidity of that age.

Good fictitious writing from an unstable nairaland writer.

amInigerian:
[size=13pt]Ibrahim Shekarau, governor of Kano state before Kwankwaso.
During his time, the notorious city of Kano was not heard for even one riot[/size]

Very articulate & intelligent man, took him 2 weeks to resolve an ASUU strike that Nyesom Wike could not resolve in 6 months.

Shame on Buhari.

Coolgent:
Bros u knw say recession dey in town, whats the last price of it?

Coolgent:
Whats the price of o2 sensors both upstream and dowmstream for accord 2003 ivtec 2.4

N25,000 for both.

Some goons still believe that a single minister made away with $20 billion & that $2.1 billion approved for arms purchase was stolen by Dasuki.

SillyMods:
He has destroyed Boko Haram.

He is aggressively fighting and winning the war on corruption.

He will come good with the economy soon.

The Ineffectual baboon failed woefully. And if you doubt it, you guys can present him in 2019 to clear your doubt.

1, Which boko haram?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-3864738/Officers-83-Nigerian-soldiers-missing-Boko-Haram-attack.html#ixzz4Nx3YCuY8
83 soldiers are still missing in action from last week's attack.

2, Which corruption?
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/reps-cry-foul-as-sgf-lawal-allegedly-used-n270m-to-clear-grass-at-idps-camps/
His SGF used N270 million to cut grass in IDP camps

Your no. 3 does not merit a response.

Ameeeeennn ooohh !!!!

Garshyzee:
God don tire for dis country sef