₦airaland Forum

Throwback:
We flourished because crude oil flourished in spite of Nigeria, and we perished because we had a clueless Jonathan to manage a flourish that was obvious not to last forever.

Even those that preceded him, did better without having such a flourish, and had more in store for their successor.

Please remind me again what Jonathan inherited from his predecessors and what he left behind despite an unprecedented flourish that ensured his regime earned 51% of all Nigeria had ever earned from crude oil from 1956?

Almajiri schools and 2nd hand trains is all we have to show for all the flourish. Or did we spend all of the immense income fighting boko haram just few months to the end of that regime?

Stop being a media hire for a failed Jonathan regime that the electorate rightly sacked and sent back to his village. Devote your time to ensuring another idiot does not replace the current idiot that is already poised to be also sacked.

Nigeria flourished because a man choosen by God was in charge and when gullible sapiens choose to move against a Sovereign choice and choose a mortal man as 'saviour', the Almighty locked the tap.

That Goodluck managed what we earned under him is reflected on the standard of living under him for Nigerians and compare that to the disaster your kinsmen helped Nigeria into called Buhari and APC.

Throwback:
Why didn't that PHD holder do better than a Yar Adua who had a lower qualification of Master's degree, or do better than an Obasanjo who was just a military professional like Buhari?

You should even be ashamed of yourself to associate a doctorate degree to that retarde.d dunce called Jonathan, AKA, "America will know".

May a clueless Jonathan never dislodge a Joseph to preside over the affairs of a nation during the years of good harvest, for the locust years will be one of agony.

We had our years of good harvest from 2010 to 2014.

And was Obasanjo and Yardua confronted with the magnitude of the monstrous terror unleashed on Nigeria by certain elements from the northern part of Nigeria?

In your myopic spirituality, you should have known that a people suffer when the wicked rule and fluorish when the righteous reign. That Nigeria flourished under one and is in penury under another shows that the blinded ones definetly foisted a wicked over the rest others.

erinalex:
if only patience Jonathan had done something like this...... may be .....,just may be......,

At least her husband was in charge and was not teleguided as the herdsman-in-chief is been done with today.

Throwback:
You stood by a slowpoke and a dunce while others voted a dullard. Yet you are still proud that you stood by a slowpoke who didn't achieve anything tangible?

The same sacking that the first slowpoke got, is what the current dullard will also get.

Are you not ashamed that you, with all your education, believed a secondary school dropout can do anything better than a PHD holder.

Goodluck Jonathan will be like this to Buhari now,

See your life.........

That is how it should be

PointZerom:
Unfortunately his friends, well wishers and surppoters are imbeciles, they have no toes let alone the one to March upon. If you doubt me ask ngeneukwenu Liondeleo omenkalives and omenkadies.

Guy, i swear, you be trouble oo.

bishopkay:
And do the countries listed above have cattle colonies?Since you don't have sense to think beyond sentimental politics. What dirty solution is the government trying to provide?

Cattle business are personal businesses not government owned. The people are saying we don't have land to give out for cattle herding; if they are serious, let them come and buy land for ranching purposes. Is that too much to ask?

But fools who have sold their senses would never think in this light... Some times I wonder how you buhari supporters think! The lot of you are so dumb you make the word "dumb" look smart!

1 bottle of chilled Zobo for you.

Buhari reminds one of Ali baba and the Forty thieves.

Idiots

Very obvious lies, by UN assesment, over 80 percent of Nigerians live below the poverty line.



APC, una wehdone oo.

yarimo:
Progressive people

See your life.........

dheilaw1:
people like you ate pained because you don't have a credible person who can defeat him. hence the need to rant here whenever his re election bid comes up

See your life.....

Samleen:
* don't just read, add yours too. *

For every presidential aspirant, here is our requirement checklist if you actually want us to cast our votes for you in the coming 2019 election.

We don't care about what political party you belong to anymore -whether old party or new party, popular or unpopular; we don't care about what religion anymore; we don't care about what tribe or region anymore but
You

1. Must attend not less than 3 presidential debates: how do we know you're mentally stable and not a slowpoke if you cannot give reasonable responses to simple debate questioning?

2. Must undergo medical qualification tests: both the psychiatricals and others. The result must be verified by a notable medical panel and must be made availale to the general public.
People do medical tests even for secondary school admission, so why not for presidency aspiration.

3. Must have a governing plan (just like a business plan or a master plan) and make it available to the general public through the all the social media channels.
Bank cannot commit their cash to people without a good business plan with clearly written goals and objectives, figures, strategies and a guarantor, so how much more should we commit the life, future and properties of more than 150millions Nigerians to you without a plan.
In the plan must also be indicated your personer track records of successes.

4. Must have more than secondary school education. (There's nothing new about this)

5. Must have at least one of your children educated in a public university in Nigeria (not private): by this we will surely know that you believe in the future of Nigeria and that you will work towards her betterment.
This is a price not too much to pay if you realy love us.
We are tired of insensitivity of government towards the development of standards of educational setup in Nigeria, the strikes and industrial actions.

6. Must be a patronage of Nigerian made products and services and you must believe in capacity building of Nigerian indigenous businesses to provide exportable products and services to neighbouring countries, Africa and the world at large.

7. Must be wide reader and self development enthusiast: If you don't constantly feed your mind with transformative, educative and informative ideas through books, you don't have a business doing with presidency in Nigeria.
We are tired of archaic approaches to human governing. We need mordern, liberated and future oriented leaders to lead us in Nigeria, not power mongers, who just want to be in government for power, fame and monetary gain.

8. Must be within the working age range (younger than 60 years): "what's good for the goose is good for the gander".
Towards old age, people become less and less physically, socially, mentally and psychologically fit to cope with occupational demands, not to talk of rulling a nation of more than150million citizens, so retirement is compulsory.
The retirement age in Nigeria civil service guided by decree No. 102 of 1979 that dealt with pension and gratuity pegged the statutory age of retirement for public officers at 60 years, while it is 65 years for judiciary officers and 70 for academic staff of universities. However with reform of civil service decree No. 43 of 1988, retirement age has been put at 60 years or 35 years in service.

9. Must have no public record of hate speech, tribalism, nepotism, crime against humanity, pending corruption charges or history, and or affiliation with any millitant group or religion fundamentalist group or terrorist group :
We will never ever think again that people will change. Ascenssion to power only gives people the chance to express their true self.

10. Must have done something contributary to the development of your immediate environment: this is simple, is'nt it?

11. Must be well educated about the constitution of Nigeria. We are tired of reminding the government what to do and what's not to do. We are tired of reminding the government about what's in the costitution they swear to uphold. This is 21st century.
The INEC in collaoration with the National Assembly and the Judiciary Counsel of Nigeria should create an online platform where common citizen can get proper education about the Nigerian constitution. They should maku use of shot animated videos and other training material. Certificates should also be awarded.

Carry this your school prospectus and go home.

Buhari till 2027, unopposed.

Blooddiamond:
Please we shouldn't vote for him again.... Make him carry him bad luck dey go Daura

You and who?...........Buhari till 2027.


We will make sure OBJ's failed 3rd term bid succeeds with uncle Buhari.

This man will have one supplier of aphrodisiacs that has made it in life supplying him stuff that keeps him going.




1 x 5 assignments is no joke,

Since this man publicly wept and said after 2011 he will not seek election again in Nigeria but shamelessly turned around to contest in 2015, everything he says is a probable lie till it is confirmed to be otherwise.





Anyway, Buhari must contest and he must win, the punishment must reach a logical conclusion.

PaChukwudi44:
nothing changes a man more than watery beans in prison. Lets hope she has changed for real

Like aunty Kemi,this moniker just returned from a long incarceration.

I will show you people how wicked i can be in 2019, i will vote for Buhari to continue till 2023. Those of you who refused to listen to us in 2015, it is our turn to pay back in like and equivalent measure.

This woman comes across as an educated okpo, she wants to fight against a class of political elites. what is she herself?

Pray that no fatal casualty is recorded.

Truth be told, Nigeria missed the opportunity of a golden turning point in our national history with the failure of that Nzeogwu led coup. That coup had the capacity of giving Nigeria the kind of positive thrust that the Jerry Rawlings coup did for Ghana. Would have ended the era of a political class and military oligarch that is holding this nation in a vampire choke and continuosly draining life out of it.

Irrespective of their ethnic background, those majors saw the problem with Nigeria afar off and knew that the only solution was a total clean out, Obafemi Awolowo, who was rumoured as the next head of state, had a foresight that would have placed Nigeria among the league of developing nations and not one lousy Colone Gowon who was the benefeciary of the counter coup that left Nigeria as a shithole today.

ShyCypher:
There was never any hack.

Akindele was contracted previously but upon sightin' how dirty & shapeless she was (seein' as it involved wearin' skimpy palm frond bikinis which exposes parts of the crotch), the producers rejected her upon smellin' rotten fish & ewedu & replaced her with Genevieve who's cleaner.

When we say Afonja girls are dirty, you think we're jokin' abi?

Please shut up.

velai:
As I read Olumba Olumba Obu, I got your message.
I do not know of any other Christ except JESUS CHRIST, who died, who rose and who will come again.
Every other Christ is fake. I mean fake!

Every other christ apart from the resurrected Jesus the son of God is a Fake.

lighthousearc:
Hi nairalanders, I just got an Acura TL 2010, anytime I buy fuel the “low fuel” warning light will still be on, on the dashboard please what could be the problem.

Thank you

Seems like your fuel gauge floater does not return after refilling your tank. Seems likely the car fuel gauge attached on the pump assembly is faulty and may be giving you wrong fuel level reading.

ukata16:
Good morning boss. Do you have complete exhaust of Honda Accord 98 model and cost. Thanks

How do you want it, with catalyst and muffler on it?

tsiriman:
Change you CVT fluid if you haven't in a while and you'll be glad you did.

I got a 2013 honda accord some months ago. Nice car, i thought it drives ok but it has this shift hesitation sometimes's on low rpm but I thought it was normal because it was CVT and I've never driven a CVT before this car. I heard with CVTs you don't feel the gears changing but with this car I could sometimes slightly feel the gear change at low rpm, just a slight feeling.

I did little research and discovered that the slight hesitation and vibration at low rpm is not normal and happens to some people and they solved it with a CVT fluid drain and refill.

So i decided to buy 4quarts of Honda 08200-HCF2 Fluid which is the recommended CVT fluid. I watched how the change is done on YouTube and then headed to a filling station. I practically walked them through the fluid drain and refill just like I had seen on YouTube, I refused any suggestion or advice from them, I just instructed them to do as I tell them if they don't want to spoil my gear. I even refused to use their funnel to put in the new fluid as I didn't want contamination so I bought a new funnel.
They drained the fluid, removed the old washer from the drain bolt and used the new washer i bought, then filled the car with the new fluid. We put in almost 4 quarts then started the car shifted through the gears as specified in the manual. After that opened the check bolt so as to gauge fluid. When the fluid gauged and started dripping from the check bolt hole as expected of guaged, they tightened and cleaned up everywhere.
But I had to tell them every step just like I had seen in several YouTube videos, these guys go mess your car up if you no dey careful o, I was in the pit with the 2 of them most of the time.
Most people who did it on YouTube just jacked the car up but I went to a filling station so as to access the drain bolt on level ground. The reason I didn't do a DIY all by myself was Because I didn't have a pit and I didn't want tho use a jack.

After the change I drove the car and It drove like a dream, no low rpm vibrations, no hesitation, the best part is that it now drives like a real CVT as you don't feel the gears changing. The car is super smooth now.
Its just incredible how a CVT fluid change could bring a huge change in the way a car drives.
I will recommend people who have 2013-2017 accords or civics to change the fluid atleast every 20k to 30k miles, you'll be glad.

The most important part is don't leave the job to the mechies alone as they will mess up your car. Very important.

Impressive. you will make a fantastic husband.

Never saw you create any thread condeming herdsmen killing in your state.

You no go see that kind fine ride buy for N8 million again oo.


Na wa oo.

HenryWilliams:
Hello..thanks for the PS pump and brakes. I have another order.
1. Complete struts and lower arm (front both)
2. Fuel pump.

Vehicle is a 2004 Honda Accord V6

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