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In the time of 2go a stupid married man ask me out i was like ehn where on earth does that happened..
I thank God i dodged his bullet....

Yea Am Really really broke now.. if my babe say she want to leave.. if you want to leave biko leave no do shakara no dey carry your shoulder oh...

That why i love myself i never fake for once Am always Real...

Freemaxon:
Mine happen when I was in jss 3, i wrote a love letter to this girl, we are a close neighbor back then.. After writing the letter, I send the letter to her, and I head straight to the field to play ball with my friends.. Hopping that when am back I will receive my reply from her.... When I came back from the field, has i entered the sitting room like this, Behold see the love letter I wrote to this girl in front of my Dad...... The girl report me to my Dad and even gave my dad the letter I wrote to her...... I received the best beating of my life from my Dad that day

Na person wey know person dey do person

modestbrowser:
In Jss2... I wrote a love letter and gave it to her friend to give to her.
This her friend is same class with us.... I really don't know what's wrong with girls.
Flashforward to next day.... I was late to school, on getting to the class, I realize they've rewritten the love letter on the chalkboard.
Came into the class and everyone was laughing and pointing towards the board.
I kuku look board to see wetin the make them laugh.
Behold it was my love letter to the mumu girl.... It wasn't funny at all.... I wished the ground would open and cover me.
My boys tormented me with that experience.....

P.s
I was opportune to fuxkkk the hell out of the idiot girl in the higher institution just recent.
I used the luv letter incident as prove to what I can endure for her.... Told her I could take any shame for her.
That single line made her transported her self from calabar to my lodge in Owerri.
The puzzy was severely dealt with.

Well done Bro

WinningEleven:
I was a 10 year old boy trying to "toast" ( that's what we called it back then) a 15years old girl. That's was like 6 or 7 years ago. I didn't know how to go about it.
I went to school( I just entered JS1 then) and I asked my friends and they gave me some really, really stupid and silly advice. And believe me, I swallowed that advice hook, line and sinker.
One of the told me that, if I helped her do the house work, she will like me and become closer to me. And he said he had tried it on another girl of that same age and it worked. I was impressed.
My brothers and sisters, that's how I became this girls slave. Washing plates, fetching water and even helping her to cook( we were close neighbours).
I thought it would make her "like" me. At the end of the day, it didn't.
After slaving away for 5 months, I finally had the courage to approach her, with a love letter. I gave it to her and ran away.

Childish me timidly went back to her house two days later to get her reply. I was dressed in my "best" clothes.
The embarrassment I got from that experience prevented me from chasing girls during my first 4 years in secondary school. I was so heart broken.


But those are the kind of things you look back on and laugh at your self. She's 21 now and I'm 17. Anytime i see her, I remember the experience and I laugh.
My stupidity caused my downfall

Your friends thou all of una mumu..

Am trying to understand you bro. but still i find it hard

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Was referring to interstate visit off course.

And so

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
You asking for Tfare to visit me? Infact you've shown your true color I can't continue.

imagine my girlfriend tell me this, she doesn't have tfare to visit me...

tosignolekzy@gmail.com

MissSweet:
You all have to know that this life is give and take. guys have broken my heart many time and I have also done same to them. We are all feeling the pains so just bear it and move on because life goes on and never static

Last last, we go dey alright.

Wow scores settle

willbling:
Oga goan sleep, you see swap you dey talk price. Swerve pls...

Go Die idiot

willbling:
Y'all should whatsapp ooooo

Baba Say Price Here

willbling:
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How much is S5 Mini

RighteousI:
he's probably kneeling to apologize in advance for the adultery he will commit.
believe me, ain't no man that will have sex with only you will kneel down to propose.

at the end of the day, the joke is on the woman that allowed herself to be deceived by such false display of chivalry.
she go cry tire for marriage.

You're Okay, if nobody never tell you that...

Rare to see such relationship...

Hmm Aye Le O

Godswillnwaoma:
95% of people who flaunt cash online made it illegally but real hustlers who made​ their money legally never flaunt it.

#FACT You remind of a friend that caption my money and post it on facebook...
Even Me that has the money don't do such...
Some People just like fake Life...

MrDojo:
, bro, don't have that mind set. Yeah, there are terrible women in the world. But, it doesn't mean there aren't wonderful women, too. You just have to take your time and search 'well'.

Did you just say i should take Time and search. When i have the time to hustle and search for my success, is woman i will comfort on baba i no get that time oh.
despite the fact i have one now if she misbehave pere..
Am done with her and other girls for now like Waste Foods ...

laluski:
That's what am using to type now as we speak

Phone that some girls lose their destiny just to own it then
Everything is Vanity in this life...

MrDojo:
Hi guys, Mrdojo here.

So I was on quotation and I came along and interesting topic (What's something your gender does that the opposite gender never even thinks about?),which I felt will be beneficial to most Nairalanders.

What piqued my interest the most, was the response of a man who explained what men go through but women don't seem to know or care about.

Read below.

Women know they will be taken care of. Men will take care of them. The state will take care of them. Complete strangers will come to their aid in disasters.


Men know instinctively that NO one has our backs.

We know that if we don’t work hard enough, or get injured, or just have a spell of bad luck, we will be homeless. And, in fact, 80% of homeless are men.

Men know that if they get divorced, the mother will get full custody 80% of the time. The man knows he will lose half of his assets or more, and be on the hook for 18 years of child support and possible lifetime alimony payments. In fact, 95% of all child support and alimony dollars are paid by men. And if he misses any of these payments, he will go to prison. He will be stripped of his passport, drivers license, and professional licenses—but his child support debt will continue to grow.

Many of these men die in jail, unable to ever get out from under the cycle of debt. That is why many of those who understand how badly family court is stacked against men, like family attorneys and police, simply kill themselves when served with divorce papers. They know the hell they are about to go through is worse than death. But no woman has ever been jailed for delinquent child support payments.

Perhaps, then, it is not surprising that four of five suicides are male. We know that if we seek help, we will be seen as weak. If you are a military man, you know you may be discharged by simply admitting to such problems. But our failure to seek help will be derided as an example of “toxic masculinity.”

Incidentally, the photo of the man carrying the woman and baby out of danger after hurricane Harvey was widely decried by feminists as an example of “patriarchal toxic masculinity.” We know we will get no thanks for doing heroic things. It is simply expected of us.

We know that our safety is our personal responsibility, because we know that no one will come to our aid in when things get rough. And in fact, men are four times more likely to be the victim of violent crimes than women. But there is no Violence against Men Act in Congress. We are on our own.

We know that in times of war, only men will be called to defend their country. We know this because 1.5 million American men have died defending their country, while less than 100 women have. While a male soldier can be court-martialed merely for getting a sunburn, thus damaging government property (the soldier) and harming unit readiness, female soldiers can opt out of service by getting pregnant at any time with no penalty.

Men know that we are expected to build and maintain our society. We know that we will have to do all of the dirty, dangerous jobs to keep things running—not women. And, in fact, 19 of 20 workplace deaths are male. That’s right: 95% of all deaths on the job are men. Yet no feminists are protesting for more women in sewer work, or garbage collection, or bricklaying. We know that all of this falls on our shoulders.

That is what men know that women never have to think about.

I don't know about most people, but these words touched my soul (lol) as I was reading it.

What do you guys think?

With all these i don't think i will get marry oh...
as if man come suffer because of woman...

MrDojo:
Hi guys, Mrdojo here.

So I was on quotation and I came along and interesting topic (What's something your gender does that the opposite gender never even thinks about?),which I felt will be beneficial to most Nairalanders.

What piqued my interest the most, was the response of a man who explained what men go through but women don't seem to know or care about.

Read below.

Women know they will be taken care of. Men will take care of them. The state will take care of them. Complete strangers will come to their aid in disasters.


Men know instinctively that NO one has our backs.

We know that if we don’t work hard enough, or get injured, or just have a spell of bad luck, we will be homeless. And, in fact, 80% of homeless are men.

Men know that if they get divorced, the mother will get full custody 80% of the time. The man knows he will lose half of his assets or more, and be on the hook for 18 years of child support and possible lifetime alimony payments. In fact, 95% of all child support and alimony dollars are paid by men. And if he misses any of these payments, he will go to prison. He will be stripped of his passport, drivers license, and professional licenses—but his child support debt will continue to grow.

Many of these men die in jail, unable to ever get out from under the cycle of debt. That is why many of those who understand how badly family court is stacked against men, like family attorneys and police, simply kill themselves when served with divorce papers. They know the hell they are about to go through is worse than death. But no woman has ever been jailed for delinquent child support payments.

Perhaps, then, it is not surprising that four of five suicides are male. We know that if we seek help, we will be seen as weak. If you are a military man, you know you may be discharged by simply admitting to such problems. But our failure to seek help will be derided as an example of “toxic masculinity.”

Incidentally, the photo of the man carrying the woman and baby out of danger after hurricane Harvey was widely decried by feminists as an example of “patriarchal toxic masculinity.” We know we will get no thanks for doing heroic things. It is simply expected of us.

We know that our safety is our personal responsibility, because we know that no one will come to our aid in when things get rough. And in fact, men are four times more likely to be the victim of violent crimes than women. But there is no Violence against Men Act in Congress. We are on our own.

We know that in times of war, only men will be called to defend their country. We know this because 1.5 million American men have died defending their country, while less than 100 women have. While a male soldier can be court-martialed merely for getting a sunburn, thus damaging government property (the soldier) and harming unit readiness, female soldiers can opt out of service by getting pregnant at any time with no penalty.

Men know that we are expected to build and maintain our society. We know that we will have to do all of the dirty, dangerous jobs to keep things running—not women. And, in fact, 19 of 20 workplace deaths are male. That’s right: 95% of all deaths on the job are men. Yet no feminists are protesting for more women in sewer work, or garbage collection, or bricklaying. We know that all of this falls on our shoulders.

That is what men know that women never have to think about.

I don't know about most people, but these words touched my soul (lol) as I was reading it.

What do you guys think?

With all these i don't think i will get marry oh...
as if man come suffer because of women...

nuelsam:
no time for dramas baba

Naso We Roll

Mek she give me her password first maybe i can be convince...

Nothing bad there for dumping her, is just that her friend you're dating now... but you no send oh for dropping her sorry ass so quick like that...

I feel like crying for this guy, queen of the coast a.k.a karishika finally nak his destiny...

Valerie47:
Nigerian ladies don't care about you lot opinions, my happiness is that I'm finally dating my dream man, y'all can kiss my ass.

Shuu are you sure...

Shugavee:
Almost 80% of Nigerian boys r Bleep boys , even the ones with girlfriends, even the ones that says that suffer with me rubbish, even the broke ones still Bleep around! And u know the worst part about everything women will fall again n again cause they keep renewing their styles n methods, truly there is absolutely no way to know a Fuckboy, being single as a lady isn’t easy, the way Nigerian guys are misbehaving, lebians would start increasing on a daily!! N when that happens,,, guys know u caused it, remember the girls u bleeped n dumped, the girl that loved u n misbehaved,, reasonable guys turning gay n leaving us with the useless ones.

Una be una problems,
Your refusal to accept the truth cause you lost,pain and the grudge...
When you see a nice guy y'all take them for granted...
playboy playing y'all why you accept that...
spit on you...

who notice the saggy breast is more ways worst than the man bad breath

Suzzysugar:
Let me your picture

I don't easily give it out...