Yes

No offend my dear
just playing along with u too
welcome to NL...

No offend my dear
just laying along with u too
welcome to NL...

dammydrumz:
hmmmn. was only....never mind

You are only trying ur luck right?

dammydrumz:
u can view my pp.

Are u advertising?

stephinnoyewole:
Hope share n sell is not deactivated on the plan like BT?
pls help confirm

Trying to transfer my money since morning just telling me unavailable since oo

dammydrumz:
yea. Me. #nojokestho

Ehn ehn
show ur self o
make we see you

Hillzy:
Dear pls no offense, just one question is dis how ur boo treat u?

Capital YES

that is why it's so difficult for me to let him go

GBAM!!!

dammydrumz:
are you in a relationship?

No
You have one for me?

chikel2000:
baby u know I em em em..... Just get two 4 us, winks!

Se na inside Aso rock u dey live

Or under Lagoon

I siddon dey wait u o

Does sai baba knw d meaning of integrity at all?
Too complex for him

On my way 2go and buy new sim...

Due to the competitive market they are in, we are now seen positive things everyday, hopefully everything will soon better and we will be free from spending almost 50% of our income on call and data credit card. The telecommunications industry report for the first quarter of 2016 has shown Globacom, maintain the no 1 position as Nigeria preferred network in terms of new data subscribers. MTN, Airtel and Etisalat all lost data subscribers. MTN lost almost 2 million subscribers, Airtel lost close to 900,000 subscribers, while Etisalat lost 408,282 subscribers.
It seems MTN want to regain back their lost customers by all means. few days back, they introduced amazing data bundle with affordable price, they are here again with new plan for new subscribers, known as StartPack.
MTN StartPack is a special tariff plan that allows New MTN customers enjoy the 500% bonus on any recharge of their choice. E.g you recharge N100, you get N600; N200 gives you N1,200; N500 gives you N3,000; N1,000 gives you N6,000.
Benefit of MTN StartPack
» You’ll receive 500% bonus airtime to call any network in Nigeria (valid for 3 days) » You’ll be able to browse the internet with your bonus airtime » You’ll receive 10MB when you recharge with N200 and above (Valid for 2 days) » You will receive the 500% bonus on ALL your recharges for a period of 6 months. » After 6 months you will stop receiving the bonus on your recharges and the system will automatically migrate you to MTN BetaTalk tariff plan.
» Simply recharge with N200 or more and you will automatically receive 10MB in a dedicated account.
To Join MTN StartPack » Get a new MTN sim card » Recharge your new line with *555*pin# and your account will be credited with 500% bonus airtime in a dedicated account. » To check your bonus airtime and data dial *559*17#.
If you wish to enjoy long time talk with your love ones, consider getting yourself a new MTN sim, register and activate it and you are automatically on MTN StartPack tariff plan.

discoprophet:
Are you sleep-talking?

If u think so

discoprophet:
Are you sleep-talking?

If u think so

Abeg na lie Jor....
you like hanging out with him, yet u don't love him
you be hang bag?
honestly my dear, give him a chance I sue u will love him
Real oko no dey outside again o l don say my own oo

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
2. When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy because she thinks she's stronger than you, grab her and don't let go.
3. When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough, kiss her and tell her you love her.
4. When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong.
5. When she ignores you, give her your attention.
6. When she pulls away, pull her back.
7. When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.
8. When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
9. When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
10. When she's scared, protect her.
11. When she steals your favorite cap, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
12. When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
13. When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
14. When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.
15. When she says she loves you, she really does more than you can understand.
16. When she grabs at your hands, hold her's and play with her fingers.
17. When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
18. When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
19. Trust her.
20. When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.
21. When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.
22. When she shares this post, she wants you to read it.
23. Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything.
24. When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
25. When she says she's okay, don't believe it. Talk with her because ten years later, she'll remember you.
26. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
27. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
28. Stay up with her all night when she's sick.
29. Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show, even if you think it's stupid.
30. Give her your world.
31. Let her wear your clothes.

32. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

33. Let her know she's important.
34. Don't talk about other girls around her.
35. Kiss her in the pouring rain.
YEAH! I know such guys are hard to find... But one may just be in this forum with you.

saaedlee:

Ubiak

Back to sender

saaedlee:

Even if you no hear

Woteva

saaedlee:

Even if you no hear

Woteva

saaedlee:

Clearly I am not undermining his ability in self-expression but the content of such speech is what I seek to develop on as I am about to be given a similar award.

I hear...

saaedlee:
I would love to listen to his acceptance speech.

Are u saying he can't express himself?


Just asking oo

Perfectdanny:
Don't mind me jare.
Ladies and gentlemen. How was life in primary and secondary school or how is school life if you are still there?
I attended a school where all the teachers had ''MASTERS DEGREE'' in flogging especially my secondary school.
So, coupled with my stubborness and teenage life.
I must have recieved up to 200 strokes of cane from my primary 1 till the day i left secondary school.
But some of my classmates would have recieved more than me. While some recieved lesser.
Lalasticlala
Obinnau
Obinoscopy
I'm not saying i deserve front page o. But you guys should come and tell us your own jare.

So

What about YOU?

I no remember to count......
se u dey write ur own down ni
I dey Sidon dey wait u o

abegi this is my parking space oo


I dey come

but wait, this op wan discover mungo park with dis question ni?

Good evening everyone....
Am girl in my late 20's and I sat for last jamb I score 211 and I wish to study just four years course
but my main problem now is that my parent
want me to study medicine and am considering my age don't knw what to do right now
please I need candid advice and nt insult pls

Which of this product top d list.... Your view Nairalanders A. CONDOM B. RECHARGE CARD C. CIGARETTE D. BEER

neonet:
She even looks beautiful than most young girls in thier 20s. . ...especially girls here on NL

For ur dirty mind...

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....from nairaland?
Yes [quote author=MrCork post=44918336]

....from nairaland?
Yes

I gat six toasters today alone..
but am considering two for future partner sha

1. Always remember that there is nobody on this
earth that does not have problems. You are not
the only one that has problems.
.
2. Challenges is part of life. It is only a dead
man that has no challenges.
.
3. There is no problem that has no solution.
There are solutions to the pains you are passing
through.
.
4. The way you picture yourself in your mind can
affect your happiness. Picture yourself as a
valuable and beautiful person. Avoid low self
esteem and inferiority complex.
.
5. Do not mind about what people say about you.
Some people are sadists. They can just say
somethings just to make you feel sad.
.
6. Make friends with reasonable people who
make you happy. Do not make friends with
people who make jest of you or laugh at you
over your challenges.
.
7. At your leisure time, keep yourself busy with
your favorite hobbies like reading the Quran,Bible,
sports, games, watching movies, surfing the
internet, playing computer games, etc.
.
8. Do not allow anyone to intimidate you with
money and material things. A poor man today
can become rich tomorrow. Change is constant.
.
9. No matter what you are passing through
today, do not give up. As long as there is life,
there is hope.
.
10. Be very prayerful. Pray without ceasing.
Prayer is a catalyst that can speed up your
blessings to come to you on time.
.
11. Be courageous to go for what you want. Life
is all about risk. If you don't take a risk, you will
not get the desires of your heart.

You can as well add yours.....

femi4:
Your yoruba English....no be here o

You Neva watch jenifa's diary nj

femi4:
Your yoruba English....no be here o

You Neva watch jenifa's diary ni

They Can never love one girl. 2. They Love sex more than love. 3. Are Talented in lying. 4. They Talk softly while conning ladies. 5. They Are Heart breakers. 6. They Can promise girls heaven on earth. 7. They Love you before sex, when you do it they hate you. 8. They Fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex. 9. Are Specialists in confusing girls. 10. 80% of conning Men are broke. 11. They're wicked. 12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby. 13. They want to bear the title am the one that disvirgined this girl. 14. Many of them are jobless. 15. A lot of them are pretenders. 16. To Them I love you means I want to have sex with you. 17. Men don't believe in relationship without sex. 18. All they want is sex. No sex no dating. 19. They HAVE girlfriends, on 2go, facebook and whatsapp but still they'll keep asking girls out. 20. They love doing sex through out their life.... TRUE FALSE MAYBE ladies I think u are with me on this?