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Friends and relatives have been asking me the reason why we don't possess a DVD player in our living room whenever they visit, i just dodge the question or i give a false reply.........but now i have decided to shed light on it.
It all started about 1 or 2 years ago during the time of this "Alfa Sule" christian dance drama video, they had just released another video which everybody is talking about and "if u never watch dat video dat tym ehn! u no dey town o". So i look for every possible means to get a copy but due to the money i'm saving to buy a battery 4 my Nokia 5130 xpressmusic i never get the money to buy this wonderful home video.
I visited one of my guy and as i was discussing with him about flaws in naija movie i mentioned this "Alfa Sule" stuff, i told him i would like to watch this video seriously and to my greatest surprise he told me he has a copy, i was awe stricken and told him to please borrow me, my guy went inside and came out with a disk nothing was written on the disk, i asked him if he is sure he came out with the right disk, he said "i am 100% sure" nodding his head like that of agama.
Now to the final part where the deed is done. It was 6:30, dad had just returned from office and i wanted to show him the video so i let him finish his food settle down in the seating room to watch the news. After watching the news and with everyone present in the seating room i made this joyful announcement that i have the new "Alfa Sule" with me, they were so amazed my big sister told me to insert it into the DVD, by this time it was already late and my mum who is not a movie freak said she is tired and she is going to sleep, we all look at ourselves with the "kokan aye" look. Guys as everybody is now eager to view this film and dropping everything to concentrate on this wonderful film..........Alas!! what displayed on the screen is a porn video.
Without talking my old man stood up walks straight to the DVD electronic device and disconnected it from TV, the next morning the whole family told me to kneel down and prayed for me. Now when i see my friend in the neighborhood i try to avoid him like plague because he is the reason we don't have a DVD player up till now.
Note:if you notice any blunder correct with love

bigboy1010:
Pls help o . my status is "admitted" on jamb site but showing not admitted on OAU website.
what could be wrong?

same here

Nd if u dance lyk jackson omo yen ko kan mi o..nd if u dance lyk raymond omo yen ko kan wa o....mk OAU release d remaining lists if dey no wan mk i swear 4 den hian! iru weyrey wo niyen? Oya mi lenu o!

Is nt my bizness!

E beta if she open mouth bt if she snore i go dip socks inside dat mouth..

Khalessi:
I don't see anything wrong...most people go into exam halls with crucifix and holy water so why can't he go into the exam hall with what he believes in?

true talk

Happy birthday

Bk den ehn! we go use biro wey no gt ink ryt ontop blank paper carry d paper enter exam hall nd strt to dey paste by tracing d wordings

Is nt my bizness e ba mi w'omo to le tirooo!

Fingers spotted...ice is bleaching[color=#990000]

Fingers spotted...ice is bleaching

Is not my bizness!

Is not my bizness

Eli! Eli! Samurai mee r'aye ejor pay me my mulla

Confam ni!

Viktoh:
.hehehe, cee dz wan..is it our fault dat u so ugly nd wen ur mom dropped you off school she was fined for littering?

LOLzzzzz

And this is what i call "cool"

I no go talk

1 day yawa must gassss!

Although i don c my own name bt e gt sum1 wey xtil dey expect admission frm OAU any1 wit d idea wen dat list *sobs* go cum out...

johnshagb:
They look cool together.

BTW, what's the meaning of SMD on don jazzy's t-shirt?
Shaking my di*k?

lolz

Dolemite:
He can suck me any time

I no go talk

Omo if i see dis kind of money suliya ti daran bai

churchkilo:
that mama there follow they take the jamb

i wonder o

Ma koja mi Olugbala! Abeg na my number b dz 08182120601

prof800:
Ah!
My all time favourite snake!

Very amazing behaviour.
When asleep, you can safely lift it up, put it in a basket and take it home
...provided you don't touch its head or wake it up.
(I've actually seen this happen here in my swampy rain forest).

When awake it is even less aggressive until it feels threatened.

But contrary to what you said, it is deadly. Its mode of attack is to inject multiple venoms and a long bite.

chairman e beta mk prsn no touch dz snake atall hw prsn go lift snake put am inside basket without d head hitting sumtin? how?

Ere kil'aja nb'ekun se?

If she give u bj ehn!...1 part of ur body go stop work(stroke)

The man wan do blood renewal no blame him

2fine2fast:
A child does not know Jazz he is calling it Salad.
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You think that is ordinary paint?

U too mussh!

i'm guilty of number 6