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nicest!. .bn there done that.

times like this u just pat urself on the back and move on.

Where have u been BTw?

Sorry, i don't mingle with mediocres and obscure minds

Pls exit this thread gloriously. .meet me for a drink at the bar. LOL

U must be a greedy glutton to call my packages small! rabbish!

I'm justified o! I don;t have a permit to shoot not to say a license.

U can lie! sleep wake n cont'd. .sounds like an interesting movie u didn't want to miss by all means. LOL

i'm so sure. .whats with YOUR mood?

"Lhysaa ow hare the twhins?"

Wetin sef! I don't like ya H factor topping that croaky voice of urs!

El Guapo:
Yepa!

See person dey buy drink for

I appologize on his behalf. .u know he's new in this.

Is that ur fantasy? Boy i thot u gat game. .guess i over estimated u.

Tsk! somn stronger jare, that has like 12% vol LOL

D1KeleVra:
Wow free drinks my own don better

U're sounding like u just hit a jackpot. .apparently tho, a recluse like u never had anyone to buy u drinks. .u always do the payment.

Plenty. .lil less frienemies and very few tyt friends. .why u dey ask?

drop the forming. .ya mommy would be happy u're a consummated man!

El, give him a bottle of any dry gin on me!

u're also hard on hearing? LOL

I asked u 1st. .unto what is this new found love? did they send u to lure a female soul?

I like it! certified fresh!

Maka gini?

U're the one who has a rep on night prowlings. .Pilot! abeg pass quick!

medube:
Saw this somewhere and thought I might share it.

IF NOAH HAD BEEN A NIGERIAN


''Six months, and it starts to rain'' thundered the Lord. ''You'd better have my Ark completed, or learn how to swim for a very long time''.

And six months passed. The skies began to cloud up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard, weeping. And there was no Ark.

''Noah'', shouted the Lord, ''where is my Ark?''. A lightning bolt crashed into the ground next to Noah, for emphasis.

''Oga, a beg make you forgive me,'' begged Noah. ''I don try - ah! Ah! De trouble were my eye see no be small, I swear. Dem tell me say I need certificate of occupancy before I go kuku build de Ark. I don waka Ministry of Works so tey I tire. Then, I come see say na money dem want, and I carry all de money wey I get gif dem. Na im dem tell me say make I add extra windows for ''cross ventilation'', and make I divide de toilet from de bath, so that if I de go toilet, another person fit de bath. Anyway, I pay one engineer so, make im modify de plans for me.

Are u trying to say God gives out-dated plans?

medube:
The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up and smiled. ''You mean say you no go send flood take destroy de earth?'' Noah asked, hopefully.

''Wrong!'' thundered the Lord. ''But being Lord of the Universe has its advantages. I fully intend to smite the Earth, but with something far worse than a flood. Something man invented himself.''

''Wetin be dat?'' asked Noah.

There was a long pause, and then the Lord spaketh his last word,



''Government.''

LOL nor be lies!

Sharrap n pass. .u dey block ma early mor-mor business

angelz:
fool, fooler, foolest

Ugbe!

Free country! u shouldn't have forgotten ur sensing cane at home. .I'm just tryna be humane to a blind broda.

hey dani where the heck have u bn? I missed u badly u know.

who tosses a coin if u care? As if i'm supposed to be dunted by ya broken records! LOL

Se ya thread is about committing suicide. .very soon na the burial we go witness

angelz:
Abeg, shakara4u, no kill stud with matchet o.
him pple no go sabi am afterwards.
LOL

Afterward dey for a dead man? LOL

D1KeleVra:
Y'all should greet!

If a bird gets to a new place he lands with one leg cos it may just not hv a favourable condition for him. .

Xynerise

Are u so shy to declare ur faith? What's there anyways, ogaga came and boldly said he's a satanist - weirdest! So whats with ur own weird belief?

snthesis:
"This has made me suffused With Emotional Narcolepsy That The Homo Sapiens In The Metro-political Geographical Enclave of nbe Edo Have Opted For Owa-ing Over Legislative Quomodo Dicis. Such A Reckless Display Of Narcissistic And Flamboyant Hedonism Is Capable Of Encumbering Our Nascent, Democracy With Insidious Repercussive And Cataclysmic Exigencies’'

Hehehe why this political prejudice instead of giving way for a true political igodomigodo!?

No one should blame him but the one who invented the dictionary which he admitted was his suya. LOL

How long did u fast n pray for u to get that on a platter of katakata? lol

Answer my question dammi!

chai! Emeka were u at the cafe with this girl?

The babe can spell words sha. .na only grammar heavy. .I like her chutzpah tho

tsk

talk to the hand!

Was that mine? LOL

This one is stale with cobwebs all over! LMAO

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