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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?

Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)
Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes)
Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes)
Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes)
Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes)
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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 9:48pm On Jan 20, 2011
Idowu


Take my advice abeg

U dey make sense with english dat pigin.


Leave pigin for the master (Eldav)
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:49pm On Jan 20, 2011
El Guano, you dey vex me and I mean it. angry
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by MrBones2(m): 9:54pm On Jan 20, 2011
Tanimz
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:55pm On Jan 20, 2011
Mr.Bones.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 10:01pm On Jan 20, 2011
eldav:

ID

u really think i talkin 2 u?

nw datz disheartenin

come on naw, dnt b lyk dis.

so,ansa my greetin.
awwwh garri cake , na u go misyarn na
oya smooch me small , b4 dem catch us cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 10:07pm On Jan 20, 2011
ID baby my bread crumbs,oya set well.

@guapa

I n0r dey lyk trashy yarns.

@studio

u dn dey drink 0m0 again?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 10:09pm On Jan 20, 2011
croutons i dont set tey tey , hurry joor kiss kiss
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by MrBones2(m): 10:17pm On Jan 20, 2011
Mr.Bones.



So afta d whole credit i spoilt u wit, Mr.&Mrs Biggs (ma emeka and papa emeka) where we dey break fast, crunchies (mama put) for lunch& room service for dinner, designer's wear[b]s [/b] wey i spent fortunes on jxt for u, travelling to choice countries jxt for u.

Ma pepper soup U no wan still be ma 200th wife. Na God dey watch u oh.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 10:20pm On Jan 20, 2011
Mr.Bones don crase finish. sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 10:21pm On Jan 20, 2011
baby u look hot 2nite,as alwayz

*smooches her and sees her gettin hotter*

baby letz stop 4 nw,b/4 we lose control.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 10:22pm On Jan 20, 2011
Eldav too don dey crase? sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 10:23pm On Jan 20, 2011
eldav:

baby u look hot 2nite,as alwayz

*smooches her and sees her gettin hotter*

baby letz stop 4 nw,b/4 we lose control.

Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by MrBones2(m): 10:23pm On Jan 20, 2011
Pls now cry . They no reach round number. That means u go . . . . wink grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 10:25pm On Jan 20, 2011
* Looks at Every Personality Eyelid n they seem all to be down with the Pupil going Red *

It obvious ma bar is filled up with Drunking Masters n Mistresses,time to give u guys a chance for Smooching.

Vick here it stands W.Ham 2 v 3 Man City Am jxt hapi 4 the lads!!
Got to sleep now

Gudnyt All
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:30am On Jan 21, 2011
So Today na Public Holiday huh

Oya all ma recognised Customers,am giving Out Free drinks To all of Una!

Drink Ur Usual Brand oo

Bar Thrown Open
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by patwhizkid(f): 8:36am On Jan 21, 2011
where benji? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 9:17am On Jan 21, 2011
In the Toilet

Got a deal to broker?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 10:40am On Jan 21, 2011
Helllloooooooo
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 10:44am On Jan 21, 2011
Grow up! cool tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 11:21am On Jan 21, 2011
So you are still alive. . shocked
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 11:23am On Jan 21, 2011
Them never bounce u from NL HQ gate?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 11:25am On Jan 21, 2011
Mehn I've got dignitaries in ma bar thisday

Gentlemen wad up? What are Ur Favourites??
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dani1luv: 11:40am On Jan 21, 2011
D1KeleVra:

Them never bounce u from NL HQ gate?
Seun no go wan do that one nah. . .how your 6wives and 3 childrens

El Guapo:

Mehn I've got dignitaries in ma bar thisday

Gentlemen wad up? What are your Favourites??

Hey . . .
Fanta cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 11:42am On Jan 21, 2011
I don drive all the children. . . me and wives need quality time
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 11:56am On Jan 21, 2011
Since D1kele didn't make a request for a drink,i thereby presume he's the purewater type Lol

Dani here's ur fanta,but its poor of u guys drinking N100 drinks considering ur Status in this land

When Bad belly Indigenes like Studio Element and even Bones they demand for Champaigne and Hennessey
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 12:01pm On Jan 21, 2011
Guapo take ya time. . . i go just burn this ya kiosk down
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jan 21, 2011
D1kele U know what?? I like ur Type for One thing

That you always do justice to ur brain by not over-floating it with Alcohol when you know say em no fit carry am

Oya have the purewater ni * Serves him an Eva water *
Na Eva water oo,not ur usual Ndukwe Sachets purewater wink
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 12:10pm On Jan 21, 2011
sad So no shepe for me? Are u my mommy?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 12:40pm On Jan 21, 2011
drop the forming. .ya mommy would be happy u're a consummated man!

El, give him a bottle of any dry gin on me!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 12:43pm On Jan 21, 2011
Wow free drinks cheesy my own don better
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 12:46pm On Jan 21, 2011
Lysaa na murder You wan commit oo
Hmmn. . . Incase police show face for ma bar na u i know oo

* Serves kele a bottle of Baron De Vall *

Kele Gudluck naa,u're now doing this out of ur Mum's consent
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 12:49pm On Jan 21, 2011
Tsk! somn stronger jare, that has like 12% vol LOL

D1KeleVra:

Wow free drinks cheesy my own don better
U're sounding like u just hit a jackpot. .apparently tho, a recluse like u never had anyone to buy u drinks. .u always do the payment.

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