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Pharoh:
Sorry i have a wife and not a babe so you dey really off point.

Me and u no dey the same class . . i jump your obstacle pass guy . .

Make you no try dent my image . . . i am running for the senate okay.

FARTS!

Studio CFR:
Lyssa

I too like to dey open mouth
Like fish dey yarn dust'


Comot make i see road jor

Mtchew

Na God turn ya wisdom to foolishness so, go ask Ahithophel. LOL

How dare u attempt to talk moi. .Child of God!

xynerise:
Profession and faith are two different things. Which one you one ask? And I hope its not a scurrilous question?

Simple question! If u want to seperate them, then give me two answers if not gimme the one answer i asked for. .And for the sake of love why are u getting defensive already? Drop the shield,no one is sending darts or arrows at u. SMHLOL

Xynerise, whats ur profession. .i mean ur faith?

^^More like u translate these jokes to bed time story for ya sis. hmm.

@joke
Hot!

Studio CFR:
Im aware of my celebrity status

Mtchew

o boy u nor dey go church? Abi ur status pass God?

Hey tans wats with the face?LOL

chi-baby:
Now dats wat's up. Joy and exhilaration cannot be found at the bottom of a bottle but in the HolySpirit

Confirmed! so wassup!? how acada? I heard u do modelling, what type?

rokiatu:
Sis, I missed you sha. Why did you leave the hostel?

Lysaa is always nice?

now let me laugh to that

she's the worst bully I've ever met in my life!

LMAO. .I know u meant that the other way round

I be God pikin o. .Love is spread on my heart naturally like butter on fresh hot bread.

He is already atiku don't u geddit!?

KDK:
^^^Lysaa, there is ntn hidden in the dark, not even u.

I know i'm light but sometimes I do "the more u look the less u see"

Shyte happens!

I'm high sha. .bn speaking to myself so much lately

Like the book says not to be high on wine but to be filled with the Spirit; talking n singing


LOL, U won't understand Roki. .me and her na North and South yet we repel each other! LOL

Yeah right, nerd! *roll eyes*

More deodorant to ya armpit sis. LOL

chi-baby:
Warritdo?! moi ching chong sis?

My chang ching chag chang sister in the whole of NL!

'sall good good. .I dey testify daily

Have a glass of cola with ice on moi

All good, God has bn faithful to moi.

Loaded daily with benefits, lines falling in pleasant places.

babes, i have every cause to smile o. U nkor?

The only bullet chester on NL!

whe do our closeness apart

meanwhile, Happy new yr . .guess we're meeting for the 1st time this yr.

No o, "let my enemy live long and see what i will be in future" LOL

Who's bn lying to u?

If talk is cheap, the dumb for don buy tey tey

Hehehe

El Guapo:
* Prepares the Coffee and Serves her *

How's Your Morning Miss?

very good El, good job on the bar and all that follows. lemme know when u need help and i'll spin ya in somn good.

sylve11:
@iguapo, u nor _stand me?


@lysso, what's cooking?

that long thin called spaghetti with tomatoes n diced chicken sauce. .yummy.

Element G:
i never still see d person wey go talk say im watch dat thing finish, i sure say those men go don sleep like half and a quarter of yesterday then come drink one gallon of coffee join untop am

it wasn't just too long but boring. .I force myself go watch fimbles, teletubbies and tweenies

am suspectin una Fi Di Fi, dem get bad reputation from the unset.

Of what use would that be to u?

Right In Vietnam Experiencing Recession.


WORLD

should that matter?

I'm wondering too

NO i'm not in pains.

@ Pat.

Explain na

You sounded skeptical

about dis election, wetin u tink?

Of course, why?

And if its u nkor?

It's all good

whats the big deal?

Phate07:
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Emmm, is this french or swahili?
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wickid wickid u! LOL