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Jokes EtcRe: Mothers Worst Nightmare by lysaa(f): 8:37pm On Jan 09, 2011
shakara4u:
u dont mean it,

so its recycled?

com bak here n tell me where u hv seen it b4
Chillax. .we don see am tire. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 8:32pm On Jan 09, 2011
LOL. .point noted.

FYI, Roks n I have bn like that ever since. .lol she's my friend o.
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 8:29pm On Jan 09, 2011
well then, quit worrying because it will not help u at all.

Which connection me n the studio get before?
Jokes EtcRe: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 8:27pm On Jan 09, 2011
I dey massage ya ego like real isoko pikin lol

Rokiatu has gone. .my bad sad
Jokes EtcRe: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 8:18pm On Jan 09, 2011
hehehe baddy girl! U nor go carry last for life! lol
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 8:16pm On Jan 09, 2011
If u see me for ya screen dey sing, u go gap tire come drool on top am. LOL

That crap na the crapiest in a crappy world.

Efemena_xy:
Now, when you put it like that, it kinda makes sense! grin grin
I know. .i always make sense tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 8:12pm On Jan 09, 2011
^^Ya head don shoot! lol

rokiatu:
Jesus Wept cry cry cry See who's talking tongue madam, when I look at your own state, I get hope great hope. rofl grin
If only in this u get hope, u are of all creature most miserable ! lol

If I see u I dey bless God for His faithfulness to moi. .  grin
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 8:05pm On Jan 09, 2011
Nigerian idol is bull crap! Seriously

Element G:
so u still believe in all those fairy craps, chei *shakes head* girls wont just never change wink wink cheesy cheesy
I beg let me believe jare. .I'm only a child u dig.  tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 7:50pm On Jan 09, 2011
hehehe remember ur bag of pop corn while u're at it

rokiatu:
Why are you shinning ya teeth huh huh huh huh Do i look funny to you? tongue
U see yasef? of course u are very ridiculous. .lmao
Jokes EtcRe: Sense Of Humor Fund by lysaa(f): 7:45pm On Jan 09, 2011
taa! na only those with ears dey hear
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 7:43pm On Jan 09, 2011
Na economy na. .lol

But wait a min, i ain't that scarce u know. .we've just bn like two like sides of the magnet. . tongue

Studio CFR:
Lysa

Why u dey laugh like person wey no get teeth?

lol
before nkor? lol
 
I dey wait for tooth fairy to replace dem since.  cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 7:39pm On Jan 09, 2011
Efe shift make stone nor fly reach ya head. . angry

rokiatu:
Do not look for my trouble today you hear me angry angry angry angry
Sharrap dia! who do u think u are?  grin

Efemena_xy:
dunno

must be some sort of Karma / one of life's great mysteries

Or simply my Ying being in alingment with my Yang lipsrsealed
Align them well and let the convection cont.
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 7:33pm On Jan 09, 2011
he he he he he looooooooo. LOL

See how u made me stutter! How far now? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 7:31pm On Jan 09, 2011
well, the question wasn't for u to answer. .

How are u bbz?

Efemena_xy:
^^not very helpful though - is it?
U never can tell what miracle that does in the land of confusion.

What's up? this one that u are online with moi is it by chance or it was ordained to be? lol
Jokes EtcRe: Sense Of Humor Fund by lysaa(f): 7:27pm On Jan 09, 2011
Stop the bashing, behold, I bring glad tidings. cool
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 7:21pm On Jan 09, 2011
Like this ^^ ba?
Jokes EtcRe: Almost Impossible To Answer by lysaa(f): 7:18pm On Jan 09, 2011
In the 1st place how 'the guy' take fall inside that kind trap? huh

Trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am lipsrsealed

Anyways try eeny meeny miny moe! embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Sense Of Humor Fund by lysaa(f): 1:28pm On Jan 08, 2011
i'll ans that another time. .PHCN dey mess me up big time. tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: Sense Of Humor Fund by lysaa(f): 1:20pm On Jan 08, 2011
shakara4u:
na so dat guy waste my tym for d past two days,
so i d ask weda na u him d follow now
it isn't about u jor angry
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 1:17pm On Jan 08, 2011
Studio CFR:
LysSa

who borrow u swag?

Eldav i guess.


Mtchew
Swag is an English word u didn't invent. .but i would prefer to borrow some from eldav over u big head. tongue

eldav:
lysaa u 2 dey flatter urself.
thats because no one else can flatter me lil butter cup. undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 1:58pm On Jan 07, 2011
I'm all good good. How are u?

A shame 'll be going off in a bit. .what kept u so long handsome?
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 1:40pm On Jan 07, 2011
LOL. .

Err, I still strongly suspect u're an old n/lander who came back with a new id or u have been studying this joke section for a while before coming to pitch a tent beside mine. wink

Btw u and me, who u be huh
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 1:34pm On Jan 07, 2011
Of course not!

But man, i don't envy u one bit cos this is some bad hard business. copping with all these drun behind and listening to them yap out their thoughts as though they're still thinking. There should be some other ways to do this. undecided

Heys man, btw u and me, do u sell drugs too? lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Sense Of Humor Fund by lysaa(f): 1:25pm On Jan 07, 2011
LOL, some pps dey take matter for here too seriously abeg. sad
Jokes EtcRe: Any Idiots In The Room? by lysaa(f): 1:17pm On Jan 07, 2011
lol nor mind the hediot. Him and joke dey do boju boju hope i got that right lol all around.
Jokes EtcRe: Kirikiri by lysaa(f): 1:00pm On Jan 07, 2011
Wonder how those drivels of urs makes sense in ur head. . sad
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Abeg No Vex by lysaa(f): 12:51pm On Jan 07, 2011
Studio CFR:
lol

I happy sey tanimz and lyssa dey get along well
I told someone yesterday to always check for positives in my negatively encoded shyte u may have mistaken for inept. U dish for urself from that meal if it suits your appetite. No offence wink

My swag is solo geddit? cool
Jokes EtcRe: The Taste Test by lysaa(f): 11:59am On Jan 07, 2011
It dont matter? I'd like for that to be in the record pretty.

Studio CFR:
Lyssa
U still carry your bad belle enter new year?

Mtchew
lol





Tanimz (sweet potato)

No mind lyssa - she dey jealous u sweet potato


lol
Taa! To fit u into my imagination isn't feasible at all. . sip on pure water jare.
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 11:53am On Jan 07, 2011
Pharoh:
Please Bar Tender

Give me two sticks of Saint Lyssa Morris Cuban Cigarette cool

We will be rolling soon down the street and need to be high before being on my way to Gandolfo cheesy
hello would do instead of inciting an unnecessary attention from to u. Don't do that next time. wink

Hey bartender! Another shot of tequila pretty please. .thats the only reason i get out of bed in the afternoon. And i've bn wondering for sometime now, how do u manage to differentiate one who's drunk or the one who's just stupid!. .just a loud thot tho. undecided
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 2:56pm On Jan 06, 2011
Boss Ttdiamonds:
Bartender. . .
Get me a bottle of lysaa. . . . And two stick's of Efe. . . .
Nid tis' to clear off my brain,
LOL, bottles like cola's are kinda sexy with the curves. .if u had me as the stick in that piece of allegory, u'd have seen the Oba of cotonou today. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Taste Test by lysaa(f): 2:50pm On Jan 06, 2011
stop bending mouth and check that thing u call signature.
Jokes EtcRe: The Taste Test by lysaa(f): 2:45pm On Jan 06, 2011
Now it's established that ignorance is killing.

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