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Jokes Etc › Re: Na Wa Ooo by lysaa(f): 11:40am On Dec 08, 2010
this is getting interesting. so what exactly does she dry clean?
Jokes Etc › Re: Na Wa Ooo by lysaa(f): 11:35am On Dec 08, 2010
she be dry cleaner?
Jokes Etc › Re: A Bit Rude. . . by lysaa(f): 11:21am On Dec 08, 2010
patwhizkid:
lol i loff yu tu!
shocked back to sender. .u know i know what u mean. .baddy baddy baddy girl!

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=562891.msg7291407#msg7291407 date=1291758632]@ Lysaa - so much for sisterly love eh? sad sad

and why you nor wan vote for me sef? I nor 'spose even tell you but I don wait tire - abi u nor like my Jokes / Postings? embarassed embarassed[/quote]Nahhh still got mad love for u and your posts dey hot like fire.

Chai! my sister, nor vex. .i nor sabi politics, i nor get voter's card sef. .nkay, because of u, imma check whats up on the thread tho voting ain't my thing. embarassed
Jokes Etc › Re: Immigrant by lysaa(f): 6:44pm On Dec 07, 2010
likeme:
Your car is Japanese.
Your pizza is Italian.
Your beer is German.
Your wine is Spanish.
Your democracy is Greek.
Your coffee is Brazilian. Your tea
is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss.
Your fashion is French.
Your shirt is Indian.
Your shoes are Thai.
Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is , Russian.
Then you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!
ok huh
Jokes Etc › Re: A Bit Rude. . . by lysaa(f): 6:42pm On Dec 07, 2010
hiss! i see u're at ur wits end.

talk to u tomorrow.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Bit Rude. . . by lysaa(f): 6:04pm On Dec 07, 2010
patwhizkid:
lysaad, yu ah d lizard i want. . .i'm through eating the ones in the forest.


Dabs, it'z lysaad!
since all the lizards uve eaten didn't satisfy u maybe u should try alligators n crocodile.
Jokes Etc › Re: Na Wa Ooo by lysaa(f): 5:56pm On Dec 07, 2010
Cynthy Cynthy. .nor mind all those toe steppers.

Oya yam don done, come pound quick.
Jokes Etc › Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by lysaa(f): 5:27pm On Dec 07, 2010
like i care. .he had always wished to do that tho.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Bit Rude. . . by lysaa(f): 5:23pm On Dec 07, 2010
ur location is becoming questionable. .did u eat up all the lizards in ur fowest? Or they are sacred n revered
Jokes Etc › Re: Must Read I Can't Laugh by lysaa(f): 4:24pm On Dec 07, 2010
echo! beep am na.
Jokes Etc › Re: Are You Crazy by lysaa(f): 4:22pm On Dec 07, 2010
titrate, draw out the inference/ hypothesize and the rest is history.
Jokes Etc › Re: Igbo Man Vs The Police by lysaa(f): 4:15pm On Dec 07, 2010
uve said it all, trying to. . that doesnt make u one. Now give me chance.
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Do Nigerians Always Answer Question With Question(s)? by lysaa(f): 4:12pm On Dec 07, 2010
na im make veins dey highlight for ya forehead?
Jokes Etc › Re: A Bit Rude. . . by lysaa(f): 4:06pm On Dec 07, 2010
u want what? abeg move fast or step aside lemme pass
Jokes Etc › Re: Igbo Man Vs The Police by lysaa(f): 4:03pm On Dec 07, 2010
[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=561074.msg7288694#msg7288694 date=1291733913]ok come over i'll calm you down girl[/quote]see this troubled water o. .abeg step aside with ur wahala
Jokes Etc › Re: A Bit Rude. . . by lysaa(f): 3:56pm On Dec 07, 2010
anytime. . wizo
Jokes Etc › Re: Igbo Man Vs The Police by lysaa(f): 3:53pm On Dec 07, 2010
i need serenity. .don't stir.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Bit Rude. . . by lysaa(f): 3:52pm On Dec 07, 2010
LOL long live ur wizo. Crowned scienya. confirm! cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Igbo Man Vs The Police by lysaa(f): 3:46pm On Dec 07, 2010
. huh
Jokes Etc › Re: A Bit Rude. . . by lysaa(f): 3:42pm On Dec 07, 2010
patwhizkid:
Awryt lizo, i undastand aw yu feel. Plz take it izi
I feel u. u've bn a lizard once. .what else have u bn wizo? tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Must Read I Can't Laugh by lysaa(f): 3:35pm On Dec 07, 2010
Studio CFR:
she get liver?

E be like sey u want me to break person into two.
shay because blood cells dey inside that leaf wey u carry for ya rib cage u think say u get liver .
Jokes Etc › Re: Are You Crazy by lysaa(f): 3:17pm On Dec 07, 2010
hehe pesticides would do.
Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Asz Rat by lysaa(f): 3:00pm On Dec 07, 2010
Error defined!

thiscounts:
Putting flesh around the character, you are doing well in this role I lumbered on you.You rattled out those words like the Rats.Thanks for making it a good show, more actors are coming up to challenge you
lol. .more deodorant to your armpit. .and hanky in your pocket. u dont need to let the sweat drip like that.
Jokes Etc › Re: My Boss And I by lysaa(f): 2:52pm On Dec 07, 2010
too many stories, now lets get started on the riddle. angry
Jokes Etc › Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by lysaa(f): 2:47pm On Dec 07, 2010
they do that too? u're indeed trained in ur area of biz u know.
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Start A Fight by lysaa(f): 2:34pm On Dec 07, 2010
Moderator moderator two fighting!
Jokes Etc › Re: A Bit Rude. . . by lysaa(f): 2:21pm On Dec 07, 2010
whatever wizo, i realise the talent. .very rare in the afternoon. tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Must Read I Can't Laugh by lysaa(f): 2:19pm On Dec 07, 2010
as u thin reach u go dey talk like one fat person. . pass before breeze blow abeg.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Bit Rude. . . by lysaa(f): 2:12pm On Dec 07, 2010
u welcome wizard.

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