₦airaland Forum

mother: guys are really dumb these days
daughter: that's y i shouldn't go on a blind date. right?

chisom332:
If you want to write a song or u want to become a musician in 1 week in Naija, read below and u get all the lyrics u need.

God don bless me, them say i no go make am, spending dollar, ginger your swaaga, Chineke mee, omoge me,
i go marry u, maga and mugu, shayo, enter de club, look uche face, hennessy and moet, unu ge bun madu le,
too much money, ololu femi, am on fire

Costume:
T shirt, sunglasses , fake bling bling and watch from tejusho market

Hair Style:
Dreadlocks or Dada
plait your hair,if you dont have enuf hair to plait go to nearest saloon and get expression weavon.

Best of luck!

chai!

. thats nasty u know. .eww

I see u are now selecting ppl u greet. .good girl gone bad.

cbase:
Elizababy u still dey tro insults here. Good ole you.

ehn?

what it do buddy?

Demented Demy

they should come and carry u away.

liaslo***:
oya complete the story

does the cashier open it for him ni?

O Gash! any where u see Jah children u gat to leave dem alone. lol

That joke is 100% complete.

oweniwe:
Delta north. . . Ukwuani. . . Ezionum. . . Satisfied? Now ya turn. Where were you "borned or birth"?

Kweke! was pronuncing ur name as though it were a bini name now i have an idea of what it means. oweniwe has to do with vexed one. lol
I'm onye Abbi but shush, it's a secret Aje o

Kunbee:
I almost cried

because u weren't that smart when u were a child?
just wondering y. .no hard feelings

lil wonder ur post still records zero. .

I know, thats why i dey give u chance

@Op


NO.

lol. .na im make u set face like who wan shyte?

damn! i can't believe i've had expo all along yet i failed history.

more interesting.

whia for delta?

warri talent dey gragra

ibo talent na deception.

this is the simple acid-test to know who be who.

U too like lysaa sef.

ya papa tell u d story well

Thank u

Anoruo:
@lysaa
Na you see the man abi na me?, why you come dey vex na?

It's very unfair to lie with warri. .na wetin dey cause Niger-delta gbege be that.
Ibo fit handle am, after all, na dem cause civil war.

ur problem is not ooutside u but within u. .treat it.

Anoruo:
No NA Warri Man

No ways, na ibo man and na studio kinsman

Owen are u an ovwie edo?

.

so fainting na talent?

U are in jokes section. .your posts don't count. .it is void of value to 'nairaland'. .someone give nueS a knock! It's like a beer parlour where u go to waste time and money no matter how much them u give up.

But hey, it's all good don't u think? U come here get silly n u're rewarded with a , , or a

thats the spirit! got another joke?

na cigarette u want?

classic clean joke and i like the way u referenced it.