₦airaland Forum

Oahray: Hahahahaha... This post is damn funny. Boils down to the same gender tussle, which is pretty childish. True, some guys are childish. But even more childish is any gal that believes ALL guys are the same. Becomes all the more disappointing when she judges from a faceless forum.

Gbam! All stand! .....Case dismissed!

gunuvi: If you read Omojuwa article last week about Arik and his new one about the lost IPAD you will be shocked at the contrast.
It is sad how so called activists change overnight in this country. I wish him well but I expect better way from him next time. He even went ahead to praise Arik air which he just few days ago accused of killing Nigeria Airways. O ga o, God save us in this country. No one to trust again!!!

Its a thin line between love n hate they say ....and d balance is usually defined by materialism in terms of cash, power, fame et al. Be mindful of nigerian activists cos u never can tell wen they will take their activist popularity 2 d counter n cash on it.

Ishilove: Is is just me or did this man look like Rick Ross?

Look at his stubborn face. Reminds me of my youngest brother

Ahh! u got vision 20/20 ....lol

berem: So today own don waste? Na wa! Ok na till tomorrow then. Acidosis darlyn am coming with a better romantic package for you!

Thot I tld ya 2 put a muzzle on ya smokin guns? .....now all a smart-ass babe gotta do is go over d old thread n smack u wit ur cool lines. Best come up wit a new set of lines!

berem: Loving you means the whole world to me.I never knew true love existed until I met you my angel.take me to love paradise and show me what it is to be truely loved.wrap your arms around me and give me that sensational touch! I desire to kiss your sweet and succulent lips,to hold you tight and don't wanna let go!what a romantic adventure we gonna have together. Love you sugar pie.

Hp u got a whole lot more where dat came frm cos there aint gonna be room 4 "she stole my lines" on d D-day ....else u jst gonna get served.

Wislet: when a 'game' turns to an arena where women are mocked and called single, cheap, desperate, jobless and all what not, u wonder why the same people are baffled when very few of them show up.
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A 'game' becomes a means of sizing them up and evidence of their 'misconduct' (daring to woo a man) is used later on when any occasion calls for it.
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The day men on NL will learn that the social media wasn't made for the male species alone and stop viewing women they find on it as scumbags or looking for something, that will be the day they'll stop screaming for women to register their presence or comment on topics.

this is a faceless forum n any1 who take insults on NL 2 heart is on a rly long thg. So can this ur excuse n get woo-ing or put a placard of "lame lines up" n watch others do it. Advice: take NL goodies wit u wen u log out but make damn sure u leave its trash behind.

Idowuogbo: He dissed me first na!

Yep I knw but there r more ways 2 kill a rat than contradicting urself ....u shlda jst let his ungentlemaness be n deal wit him ltr.

@topic:
Now sm1 has made away wit my popcorn n soda ....good move by sexkillz 2 disband d PDP train of seun woo-ers.

dammytex: Only on one condition;

If you can tell me you are sorry 3 times a day, at every 3 hour interval, on every 3rd day of the week, and on every 3rd day of the month

plus
C-300 Benz – 2012 model.
3 plots of land at Lekki phase-1,
3 million Naira check

Plus
3 wraps of pounded yam and eforiro soup
3 plates of snail, ponmo and goatmeat

Plus
3 tickets for vacations in Tonga, Tuvalu and Tokelau
3 Hilton reservations in the places above.

Maybe if you can apologize well with these, I might consider forgiving you, otherwise, we proceed to stage two of the apology sequence and of course this will happen 3 times…

Wait oo, did I say; "ONE condition"?

Yep its still one condition albeit one-helluva-stretched-2-breakin-point condition ....its either u r stonecold or u r a full blown gold digger! Lol

Idowuogbo: Fawck u! No wonder d gals kept rejecting u. Ur face alone na horror movie! Chucky Oshi!

Jeez! After requestin 4 his hand in woo-ing ...hell sure hath no fury lyk a woman scorned!

JallowBah: No. Read what he was writing, honey, instead of trying to undermine me with "being rude"

And, again; what you dont find attractive, others do. Way of life.

Oops! My bad! I thot u were insultin me wit d name-callin, I 4got there's a ryl lefool lefool ....
My point is u didn't ve 2 generalize naija men's rep based on lefool's write-ups.
Apologies extended.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Na so jare. . . But why ladies dey shame like this? With all the mouth wey dem make say na dem woo pass?
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On point, thot this place wld be overflowin wit em mouthed ladies or r NL ladies only good at hurlin insults? Or r they scared 2 woo cos they got lame lines n wld be exposed on d D-day?....n they aint even got d "I'm at work excuse 2 hide behind".

JallowBah: Mr. Lefulefu.

Sry Mz. Fatso ...waz only wonderin wat u mean by "bad reputation of naija men" ....bad in dat they dnt lyk big chicks or wat? cos I'm pretty sure naija men won't rate below average when it comes 2 love of Mz. Endoweds.

JallowBah: Oh, the big respect todays men have for women. Good to see that you are living up to the bad reputation of Naija-men

Say wat!?

Wtf! Aint nofin wrong wit him dat a cup of garri taken home alone cnt fix ....recommended as opposed 2 coke!

Adufaye: no mind dem,i don telme say y dem no put am 4rm frnt page dat day na bcus of d population of olodo n agboro wey d folow d club,imagine weitin person talk,am a chelsea fans...guners 4 lyf

Dnt mind d agbero's, they dnt knw dat u r their chairman!

solomon111: Cech
ivanovich luiz cahill cole.
Ramires mikel
mata oscar hazard
moses
with this formation,arsenal would be blown away.

Cool mass attack formation but Pretty dumb ....aint no way a pragmatic coach wld start ALL his match winners/playmakers.

[quote author=sub_zero]Bros, wot of Ivanovic 4 right back? Abi na Ramires go play right back?[/quote]Nope, cech btw d sticks is certain n there's smbody called Cesar Azpilicueta who plays RB .....either that or he intends 2 play witout a goalie.

Victorisrael: arsenal4-che4lsea2

I feel ur pain bro ...u r an arsenal fan but ur conscience jst cldnt help puttin "4x2" goals for chelsea

SimonAndal: _
I don't know that word, sorry. But answer me this, really: does killing the bloke bring the girl back to life? If so, go right ahead. If not, well that's murder. Two murders don't make a life.

Justice/punishment rarely ryts a wrong but it tend 2 serve as appeasement 2 d aggrieved and a deterrent 2 others ....killin dis dude wnt bring back d grl but another trigger-happy-mib wld probably fink twice b4 cockin dat gun.

chosen04: But do you know that the information that he has in that IPAD could be in excess of N1b?

There's smthg called "back-up" u knw ....

ifeness: No wonder your country is so backwards. Anytime Nigerians travel to the UK for the first time,their sense of reasoning is always ridiculous. They always need a lot of years to get their brains adjusted. You are one of them!

Goin by ur spewings, ur own case wld be referred to "c n s" ur royal madness ....chainz n brooms by d watersyd wld serve u best.

ibedun: This stupid backward ignorant and wretched Africans sef.

Wow! I lyk it wen peepz tlk in front of d mirror ...but 4 u 2 ve said this wit all ur family in front of d mirror wit u must be suicide mission. *smh* I dnt xpect 2 hear frm u but if I do, then u mst ve been ryt abt ur folks

jude33084: Brother unfortunately most guys in Nairaland( which is a sample of how τhe average Nigerian youth think) We are in trouble in Nigeria

Thank God u r way below average .....btw who's we?speak 4 urself n urs dude!

ifeness: why cant MFM sort out nigeria's problems. How many MFMs are their in the western world? Keep deceiving yourselves.

U sure ve mistaken ur common sense thinkin cap wit a myopic one in lala land ....hit d pillows again dude

[quote author=Maria-G]A 39 year old virgin......[/quote]Una notche!

Patric temmy: Whats is the name of the bank?

Suspect