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Alert me when it's able 2 boil beans ....

That was quite a read! Enjoyed it immensely ...love his style, he's 1 smart dude ...obviously he can communicate in pidgin as well as wit less grammar usage but I'm pretty sure he goes in2 this mode when itz media tinz...cos 9ja media is very notorious n trickish but how can they trick dis dude or twist his words when it takes them hours 2 understand what he says n didn't say?
Wld love 2 see dis dude n Soyinka communicate sha. #obahiagbon-ism

ATMC: OCHUKO serving everyone at his Mother's Burial but ignored his best friend.. AKPOS: Ochuko, don't forget that my mother will also die soon...

AKPOS: My wife always gives me Sound Advice.. OCHUKO: Wow, really?.. AKPOS: Yes, 99% Sound, 1% Advice

EKAETTE sends a nude picture to AKPOS wit both legs open..EKAETTE: I'd wait like tis till u come.. AKPOS: Tat's okay, who took the picture?

That 'Chimoooo' moment your Mother-in-Law from the village uses you iPad as candle stand

Lmao ...cldnt stop laffin @ his mom sef go soon die, n I bet most of d sound resounds off his cheeks, n dear mom-in-law u ve jst activated ur severance package. Kyp em comin grl

englishmart: Omg! Don't you think it takes intelligence to know somebody's tribe based on some features they possess?

Damn apparent dat u r a fool ...even more apparent dat u dnt knw dat u r a fool ...and infinitely apparent dat if deliverance is not administered u will remain a fool 4 lyf.

And sm peepz wld stil say it aint ETT ...wit a fugly baskard lyk bin gbagbo n his fugly jokes it is most definitely End Tym Tinz ...#idiota

I dnt understand how news with no source/unreliable source makes it to FP ....is it that Seun n his mods dnt knw dat many peepz take NL's FP as their source of news? Or is it that any bullsh!t is allowed on FP so long it generates traffic?
I guess it's safe 2 say dat NL is steadfastly following d footsteps of Sahara reporters.

No childhood huh? Bein a genius is grt, but @ d xpense of childhood(let him ve a normal childhood) ...let's hope years frm now he wnt pine 4 his lost youth n start draggin 4 toys wit kids.

He's jst a friend *ladies*

Wld be ryt back 4 d purchase ...gotta lend d cash frm far-crook n stil gotta confirm frm otedola dat dis aint no "sting op" sale.

armyofone: Really? you mean he eats one onion bulb in a day?

Yeah, though it depends on d wattage ...he doesn't eat any onion bulb above 40watts

[quote author=#80million]what is that 'L' for?
Is she a Learner?[/quote]Nope ...she was Lost and is about 2 be found

Mr McJay: Check d story again. The chattel is pre-owned.

U regard women as chattels 2 be owned? Dude u sure r a relic of a lost age ...smh some mothers rly do ve them n ur wife(present/future) sure dnt knw wat she's in for, though I strongly believe God has a plan 4 u which wld prob see u end up wit a female boxer/wrestler dat wld pummel ur trashy mouth daily.

Oh my sweet Angie ...my Tinsel sweetest heart_
Congrats my dear ...to everythg bright n beautiful.

naptu2: BREAKING NEWS: Bloody clash in Seme border; Many feared dead.

There is violent clash between the men of Nigeria Custom officers and the villager of Seme in Badagry, a border town between Nigeria and Benin Republic.

An impeccable sources informed Osun Defender that the violence may not be unconnected with the lingering crisis between men of the Nigeria Customs Service and some members of the community. The Witnesses said security officials have been drafted to the scene to avert further escalation of the crisis which has some villagers and members of the Nigeria Customs feared dead.

details soon

http://www.osundefender.org/?p=118669

Now this is news ...easily understood n source quoted. Naptu never disappoints.

She a model? NO! ...She a musical artiste? Yes!
Upload her songs rather than her pix my friend ...or is it her beauty that will sell her songs? if yes then she has no lyrical content in which case u wld do well 2 send her pix 2 afrocandy.

Never heard of him, neither has my landlady's daughter ...sure he aint a yeye-brity? And if u dig Asian or Caucasians u myt wanna research d jumong series main actor.
4got 2 tell u dat I n my landlady's daughter live in banana island.

U mean 2 tell me dat d pretty lady above b.øobs, b.utt, c.ûnt, lips, laps, n tummy cld fall off anytym jst lyk MJ's nose?

Well well they say "show me ur friend n I'll ...."
Let's jst say "u r as dumb as emenike ur friend" ...I.d.iota! I bet u didn't drop out due 2 lack of funds but due 2 ur extra-ordinary foolishness.

Well well they say "show me ur friend n I'll ...."
Let's jst say "u r as good as emenike ur friend" ...I.d.iota!

Pretty cool ...nice 1 OP

CFCfan: WORD!!
If u take a 'nice guy' attitude to business, then you're on a long thing.

This aint business dude ...this is "CHARITY", hope u knw wat dat means?

king arizona: What bout ALIKO DANGOTE?!!
Is he also giving most his money to CHARITY?
Just asking

LAST BOMB: if all this billionaires and millionaires gives
this huge percentage of money to "CHARITY", then CHARITY
Is suppose to be the Richest person in the WORLD!!
Now my question is, "Who is this CHARITY"?

Go 2 orphanages, food/shelters, n war-ravaged countries and ask 4 who charity is

demelza: Whether they leave their fortunes or not, its an undisputable fact that their offsprings (even to their 3rd generation) are set for life.

That aint d point ...d point is they r humane enuff 2 fink abt the less privileged n giv a helping hand ...unlyk our wealthy folks here who on their deathbed wld bequeath their wealth 2 only wife, children, grandchildren, relations and pple they ve had dealings with.

Nicodemus specie ...findin out if he can squeeze back-in ...born again tinz on his mind

Andyblaze: Silly Italians

Sry but who r d silly Italians? ...Balotelli n his car? Or d Swiss fans(lugano in Switzerland)?

[quote author=ifeanyi_ja]ASUU big boss was on AIT after their meeting,he
said strike continues.Sometimes i wonder if they go
there to talk or just to drink beer.[/quote]Its lyk they jst meet 2 guzzle beer n chow nkwobi n discuss how d striking game goes n whose turn it's 2 score 1 in d eyes of d masses ....lecturers shld be revered but in 9ja only few of em r worthy of d tag. it's high tym ASUU walks d NGF path.

Whew! I actually thot she was eating Abacha afta devouring Atiku ...August fool tinz!
Seriously Wat do sm pple fink celebrities eat sef? Manna frm heaven?

rly? ...hmmmm mayb if u had included Waje and Toolz i myt ve been inclined 2 agree wit u.

flolancracker: . What's you tryna say

I believe she's tryna let u knw dat her fingers r bare ...so if u r in2 lytskinned, halfcaste or white women then make a honest woman outta her

Wat a load of dung-fu ...wat u rly need is a non-pretender in d build up 2 marriage, all other tinz r either acceptable 2 u or u chuck her out.
OP mayb u shld roll out d "10 signs dat ur fiancé/fiancée mom wld make a good mom-in-law".

NEXT pls.

See BADDOs ...all requesting 2 see free p0rn in d name of evidence bla bla bla. OP if u indulge them u shld also send them free vaseline coupons
Seriously babes if u aint married 2 d dude dnt shoot no intimate videos 4 no bloody reason...cos ur future hubby myt jst buy a p0rn CD frm alaba and voila! there u r humping away!