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Aafulenu: my fellow diamonds
I knw most of u are tinking of the gift u r going to get me tomorrow for my birthday, here is a list to guide u.
1) a car (preferably red Ferrari)
2) a dublex at lekki
3) a Samsung note II
4) a trip to dubai
5) a trip to france

Or u can pm me to send u my account number (money transfer things)

On a serious note, tomoro is my buffday. Yay!!!!!!

Nna mehn ... if dis is jst a guide list 4 ur birthday I shiver 2 fink of wat u'll come up wit 4 ur bride price list! Infact u r wacky, anyway I will PM u my addy so dat u wld knw where 2 tell dhl 2 send d cake to but if u can bring it urself I promise u a 3310 and d "dublex"(hope dat meanz double s.ex)

On a serious note ...Happy Birthday Aafulenu! (ur name sure packs a punch!)

Crassus: "They signed the documents without looking. They said what usually their borrowers say in court: 'We have not read it',” said Mr Mikhalevich.

Got me cracking ... ...they never saw it coming jst lyk most of their victims!

mediachirps: dude is a gold digger but in smarter way cause he knows, sooner than later the old lady will all die soon, then flexing things continue. I wonder what she was doing till that age? punkass

And wat part of "the couple have been together 4 27yrs" dnt u understand? Not evryone has ur desperado genes n mentality ...and stop hating else u wld neva attract any blessing.
@topic: HML 2 d couple n may they ve many more blessed n blissful years together.

Lanquart: He does not really merit any response from right-thinking northerners".

Well well that says it all ...both d prof and d lawmaker aint right-thinking folks then. (when holdin a gun neva face urself wit it cos no law governs accidental discharges.)

Awww f.uck shit happens Hafid ...in saving a bit more penny u ve bought urself a shitload of negative exposure. If u ve been tellin pple its a brand new phone u most def wld be beggin all n sundry now dat its a used phone. #stigmata

Whew! Damn hilarious if only it's jst a joke ...looking good is good biz but fixing another lady's hair(dead or not) is a bit extreme me finks. Aint nofin lyk natural looks but too bad most ladies wld risk even death jst 2 look good 4 guys who wld still see the real them d morning after n detest them.

Lanrefahm: another olodo, u realy dont understand my comment, part of wot i said is dat dey want to protest 4 early marriage and leave out other great issue, dis law cant harm any1 not to tok of d children, besides dis law did not force any1 to marry out there daughter. Wait a minute how old was marry mother of jesus b4 he gave birth to jesus. Dere is more to dis thing u people dont and dont want to understand and u keep geting fooled by the media

And u feel its d children dat shld also protest against corruption huh? ...wnt bandy words wit u.
And if u cnt spell illiterate I sincerely doubt that u actually knw wat it means. Stick 2 jst "olodo" nxt tym....ahhhh I see u ve actually done that, lmao!

iyatrustee: abi? Mine sef no go try am cos I would so stock up my frigde

Yeah stock d fridge ...stock HER wit enuff calories especially her chest, butt n hip areas cos dats where team yerima is aiming for.

Lanrefahm: na dem go hungry or na u how dat 1 take concern dem, no hunger strike for corruption but hunger strike for early marriage.
media continue to destroy dis nation 4 us u hear ? just continue with ur lies to some ignoramus.
all of u dat are sleeping or too golible to know d truth better be informed properly and open ur mind to the truth if not u r on a long thing

And u r better informed huh? ...u feel d children shld go on hunger strike over corruption rather than an issue which infringe on their rights as children while u(an adult) chow n spew trash on NL, boy u suck big tym!
Mind y'all d aim of d hunger strike is 2 draw d attention of well meaning folks (within d nation n in d diaspora) to lend their voices to putting a stop 2 it ...and 4 folks who can actually do smthg abt it but r laying low 2 ve a rethink n act. Inotherwords it's a plea to act for let it not be said that d victims didn't voice out ...now its d senate(overaged adults) vs chidren, did I hear u say unfair?

dominique: Looks more like a burglary than a robbery to me. The artlcle made it look like he was attacked and robbed. Thank God he's safe.

U r so on point ....dats wat really matterz.

[quote author=babe_online] ...werrin you dey yarn...that aside where do you live?[/quote]Pagan hurry up wit d kola n ogogoro stuff n answer d questn ...or ve u guyz gotten a room already?

idupaul: And the JTF came and shot the lad dead even when the father had surrendered him . Too much blood being spilled in this country

He was tryin 2 xcape so its better he died rather than be allowed 2 xcape cos if he does then woe betide d dad n other family members ....#hogwash

Aafulenu: hehehehehe

make una mind rest ohhh!!!!!

no IV yet.

i was just tired of seeing request for gmat everywhere

so i decided to change topic

lmao... Looney tunes tinz ...if dis aint an internet forum u wld ve been aluulized, wldnt blame em though cos u sure gave folks here high bp. warped sense of humour me say n me likey.
But seriously, dnt do dis again cos it aint fair 2 play wit pples hopes. Ok folks 4giv n 4get ...n go back 2 readin ur gmats.

ocelot2006: @ OPHer songs are basically a mix of Irish (Gaelic) folklore + new age songs.

I listen to a lot of Enya's songs. And Orinoco Flow + Bohemian + May It Be remains my best songs. Her elder sister Moya Brennan (ex Clannard) sings way better new age songs plus Christian songs using the old Irish folklore beats. Listen to them and you'll enjoy them. Also try Clannard.

Spot on ....Maire/moya Brennan is so close 2 her sis Enya in d contemporary new-age genre but isn't in d limelight dat much ...her album PERFECT TIME is off d hooks wit d track "perfect time" itself guaranteed 2 send one in2 ethereal bliss n instill d desire 4 a closer relationship wit God. Other albums such as TWO HORIZONS n WHISPER TO THE WILD WATER jst ve 2 be heard.

vislabraye: Prince is a confirmed Satanist. I ezpect his songs to be demonic. Some people confuse surrealism to demonism. They're different.

Beg ur pardon ...who's PRINCE?

And my verdict:
Demonic? Hell nooooo ....so dnt let ur friend's inability 2 waltz into an ethereal musical romance kyp u frm enjoyin urs, cos d "enya is demonic syndrome" oft starts frm a friend(who cldnt connect, probably due 2 too much agbero music) discouragin another wit terms lyk "grave music, coven music etc"

jaymichael: she was not the one that did GLADIATOR Lisa Gerard did it. lovely song anytime.

yep u r ryt ...."now we r free" is oft credited 2 Enya, but was actually done by Hans Zimmer and Lisa Gerard.

aminho: If u don't believe in nigeria like this comment

And sm BH dumbos actually lyked this huh? Dnt believe in 9ja then u most def dnt believe in urself, hence u r pretty much worthless...not to worry y'all gonna get wats comin to u pretty soon .

Victor Tobore: I won't call anybody a scam until proven true,but d poster should upload d pix[geniune pictures] of all d gadgets he has to sell.

Spot on! tlk on point bro ...ur experience wld most def benefit sm peepz here, so plz transact wit d OP n tell us d sob story later.

Re-phrase ur questn in2 a statement/siren such as "peepz plz watch out 4 dis scam!"

[quote author=fresh_dude]Now you're just picking my brain. I think I might enter for project fame, it seems a very short path to fame and the celebrity lifestyle.[/quote]Aint no short cut 2 fame n celeb bro, folks who reason ur way usually end up being d 5secs comedy buff advert on project fame ...so best be ready 2 sweat ur a$$ off ...
Back 2 topic ...all da best Tiwa, sure hp d Tea's got sm blitz in it n not jst sm billz cos I sure dnt wanna hear u singin Avril's "so much 4 my happy ending", if I do then d tea's goin dwn d drain n d billz in2 d fire.

naijababe: Amen!!! Make you remember naijababe when it's time to spend the money o, otherwise I go collect my amen back

And u intend waitin 4 her 2 make it jst so u cld spend wiv her? ...how abt an amen 4 thyself as well?

nikkyshyne: Lol. But seriously, why are the guyz vexing?

They aint vexing ...they r jst provin d love they got 4 women-folk, coz if not 4 love they wld be encouragin d write-up jst so dat most of y'all will read, practice n end up biting fingerz n livin thru d rear view. #savin ladies frm misguidedness

adaobi123: You can meet a responsible girl anywhere

On point gurl ...anywhere it sure is, all a dude's gotta do is be able 2 sift d wheat frm d chaff. Responsibility aint in places but in pple, so OP focus on bein able 2 recognise it rather on places u think it myt/shld be...besyds its a relative term, dat slim babe dancin alingo may be it 4 me but not 4 u while dat orobo leafin thru food-digest in d library(n silently foulin d air) may jst spell responsibility 4 u but not 4 me.

PretiEbony: y u dey take paracetamol for anoda person's headache nau

Pot callin kettle black

Adeks: guys let's say some meaningful things too o, amidst the jokes. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET MY GF YET OOOOOO!!!

Jst get her d "mess filtering underwear" ...it wld do u n ur guests a whole lot of good...besyds u wld drm better any nyt she consumes beans, egg et al.

Lol ...dude u sure r wacky ....2 yoruba female folk sit dwn quietly witout rappin? Not in a squillion yrs! Surely u jest sir!
Coolest contemporary joke I've hrd so far this month...thumbs up.

Sardine, agege bread n iced tea.

Cld u plz help out wit d code for "LG Encore GT550(locked 2 AT&T netwrk) ? At wat price?

advocate666: We are not talking of anybody's daughter here.

This is Chief MKO Abiola himself. The Bill Gates of yorubaland.
ITT Vice President, Africa and Middle-East
Chairman ITT Nigeria LTD
Founder of Abiola Farms, Abiola bookshops, Radio Communications Nigeria, Wonder bakeries, Concord Press, Concord Airlines, Summit oil international ltd, Africa Ocean lines, Habib Bank, Decca W.A. ltd, and Abiola football club.
Chairman of the G15 business council, President of the Nigerian Stock Exchange, Patron of the Kwame Nkrumah Foundation, Patron of the WEB Du Bois foundation, trustee of the Martin Luther King foundation and director of the International Press Institute.
Conferred with 197 traditional titles by 68 different communities in Nigeria
His financial assistance resulted in the construction of 63 secondary schools, 121 mosques and churches, 41 libraries, 21 water projects in 24 states of Nigeria

The Aare Ona Kakanfo of yorubaland.

What happenned to all the family money? Yoruba PEOPLE!

His daughter is begging for £50000 in UK.
Half a day fasting by GEJ will pay double that amount. So put it in perspective. Not that big an amount. Won't even buy a good 4x4.

Sry dumb-a$$ not evry1 wnts 2 live off their parents wealth ....wat she jst did is an achievement commendable solely 2 her thinking faculty. And how much wld u ve liked her 2 pitch for anyway?
Lazy-Twiddle lyk u. Nxt plz!