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Romance › Re: Norwegian Women Reveal How Much A Man Should Spend On A Date (Photos/Video) by LZAA: 10:49am On Jul 13, 2025
Manculated:
Those Ladies in the pictures aboves aren't even facially uglly to start with, And they have good body physique.

If we eventually see the person wey dey talk say them no fine now, E fit be one charcoal shamuga wey dey live for ojuelegba slumgrin
Chai 😄😄😄😄😄
Romance › Re: Norwegian Women Reveal How Much A Man Should Spend On A Date (Photos/Video) by LZAA: 8:20am On Jul 13, 2025
popp:
Norway is a rich country.

Even Trump once prayed US have immigrants from Norway.

But from the pictures on the post, "Norway Ladies no fine".
Far from it
Most Norwegian women are fine as they come
This is just a very small sample size
Btw what is life without variety
Worwor must exist for you to appreciate beauty grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Didn’t Support Buhari’s Emergence As APC Candidate — Lauretta Onochie by LZAA: 6:53pm On Jul 10, 2025
2027 will be interesting grin
Properties › Re: Annoying Trends Of Landlords In Nigeria Lately, Share Your Experience by LZAA: 5:30pm On Jul 10, 2025
Meektunz:
In the past when Landlords are renting out their houses, they don't care about your privacy as far as you will pay their money at when due but these days Landlords are so annoying and they start asking what you do for a living etc... Well, I can excuse that due to the fact that they don't want to give out their house to a criminal. But they go as far as give agents the following conditions to rent out their house;

1. I only need a male tenant, single and working class

2. I only need a female tenant, single & working class

3. I only need a newly married couple without kids

4. I only need a single male or female but the type that go out in the morning and come back in the evening.

5. I only need a married couple with children

6. I only need a corper. Haba, for goodness sake.

7. Some Landlords will tell you they don't care who wants to rent the house but he would lock his gate latest by 9. I've encountered that before and it wasn't funny throughout my stay in the house for 2 years.

8. Some Landlords will tell you they don't like you bringing in friends anyhow whether male or female.

9. Other landlords will say they don't want womanizers that would bring black girl in the morning, fair girl in the afternoon, fat girl in the evening. Etc.

10. Lastly, some Landlord would say they need 2years rent at once. They don't collect one year rent.

11. There was a house I stayed, the landlady told me that she collects one year light bill together with your yearly rent because she doesn't want to knock your door every month asking for your light bill. It was estimated billing then and she pays same amount every month because she has no dept of even one naira on her bill. Though it helped me somehow Sha.

Please guys share your experiences.
Finally someone has called out this nonsense
Some lunatics among them actually are quite specific about tribe
The only reason any dispute should occur between a landlord and a tenant should be default in rent payment or damages
Nothing more
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Destined To Be President - Prophet Joshua Iginla by LZAA: 12:01pm On Jul 10, 2025
They wee say you are hiiggghpub o 😄😄😄
But this obi sef
I can't remember any politician that placed 3rd in any election in Nigeria getting so much publicity
Smh grin
Crime › Re: Why Is This Young Man Smiling After His Arrest By NDLEA? (pic) by LZAA: 9:55am On Jul 10, 2025
His brother was spotted in Aso Rock grin grin grin grin grin
No problem as far as he's concerned grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu, ACN Contributed Insignificant Votes To Buhari's Election - Boss Mustapha by LZAA: 2:42pm On Jul 09, 2025
Watch the minions start to attack the messenger 😄😄
Politics › Re: Obidients Consist Of 70% Of Nigerians & Don’t Care About Primary - Morris Monye by LZAA: 4:46pm On Jul 08, 2025
adioolayi:
I actually don't have any business with knowing him.

I am focused on a man without stain- Omoyele Sowore of AAC.

I just need to clear that delusional statement from Morris...that 70% Nigerians are Obedient...a fallacy.
In other words nothing tongue
Politics › Re: Obidients Consist Of 70% Of Nigerians & Don’t Care About Primary - Morris Monye by LZAA: 12:06pm On Jul 08, 2025
adioolayi:
...and they were able to give Peter Obi a total of what votes in 2023huh


Na this kind delusional mindset make the man came 3rd!

How can you say 70% of Nigerians are obedienthuh

Where are the rest in 2023 electionshuh
Oya you just you o
Not your Apc*heat gremlins or whatsapp group supervisor
Just you
Explain why you are worried about a man that came 3rd
You can even give the usual shtick of gbajue,abacha,brewery,fidelity bank
Anything
Just you
Explain why you don't want the man who placed 3rd in a raceand i will leave NL
Deal?
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Forum Scheduled Downtime For Maintenance by LZAA: 7:26am On Jul 08, 2025
Celestialsword:
Nairaland is a school to get informed, and entertained,

The time you spend here is never a waste,as most of the content's here are beneficial to readers.
Helinues you don come again abi? grin grin
Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Forum Scheduled Downtime For Maintenance by LZAA: 11:22pm On Jul 07, 2025
appleous:
Same downtime happened this morning too.

6 more characters needed

You observe NL downtime?
Na here you dey work?
Smdh grin
Politics › Re: For 8 Years Obi Was Governor, Never Conducted Local Government Elections - Wike by LZAA: 3:35pm On Jul 07, 2025
TimeManager:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/wike-to-peter-obi-you-can-never-be-president-your-time-has-passed/
Sotey the rabble rouser is now acting like the a**gbado e-urchins we see everywhere grin
Obi na u do this one o grin cheesy
Romance › Re: My Fiancé Has Stopped Requesting For Sex All Of A Sudden! by LZAA: 10:44pm On Jul 06, 2025
In all this made up rubbish i will say this
NO woman that loves you would ever deny you her juice b*ox
QED
Crime › Re: Police Warn Against 7/7 Gang Celebration, Urge Parents To Caution Their Wards by LZAA: 10:41pm On Jul 06, 2025
No wonder i saw a lot of young men wandering aimlessly this morning
Nawa o
Smh
Politics › Re: 2027: I Will Not Be A Running Mate To Anybody - Peter Obi by LZAA: 10:40pm On Jul 06, 2025
Kukutente23:
It's like you've also eaten corn
A veteran Agbado muncher na im u quote o grin
Politics › Re: 2027: I Will Not Be A Running Mate To Anybody - Peter Obi by LZAA: 10:39pm On Jul 06, 2025
They will not sleep well this night o
Another round of WhatsApp meetings await😄😄😄
Oh i mean the Apche* gremlins
Politics › Re: Seven Coalition Leaders Interested In Tinubu’s Seat – Ex-ADC Chair by LZAA: 6:38pm On Jul 06, 2025
Irony1:
These APC guys on Nairaland are back to sponsor disinformation campaign all over NL. Make una rest naaaaa
Rest ke?
U dey play?
How will they earn their 30k and small bag of bull rice and 2 tubers of yam?
😄😄😄😄
Expect more posts and topics from them to hit FP
Rest indeed😄😄
Politics › Re: Coalition Started Plotting Tinubu's Removal 6mnths Into His Administration- Wike by LZAA: 2:32pm On Jul 06, 2025
The rabble rouser knows what's coming
The Agbado sifu knows what's coming
Only the paid gremlins are still spewing hot gar*bage in order to defend their stipends
Smh grin
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is Still A Member Of Labour Party - Aisha Yesufu & Morris Monye by LZAA: 1:11pm On Jul 06, 2025
garykoeman:
Tinubu will still be president till 2031. Atiku/obi should not waste their time and resources

Coalition are just few disgruntled corrupt politician after the country resources, to loot and plunder.

Better tinubu continue than North return to finish us with corruption and banditry..grin grin grin grin grin.
Then why are you bothered about him?
I don't see you gremlins yapping about sowore,moghalu or even atiku
Why always Obi?
Sha earn your stipend
Na who dey help you charge phone or give you foodstuff on credit i dey pity grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Obi’s One-term Presidency Not Sellable In North – Ex- IPAC Chairman by LZAA: 10:56pm On Jul 05, 2025
All of a sudden everybody knows what Obi will and won't do( ignore the Apc*heat vuvuzelas here their renumeration depends on spewing thrash)
The fact that this coalition has even come about is that even the politicians have recognized that this is not the time for silly politics anymore
It is purely survival of this country not any tribal nonsense
People now earn money just to eat forget about luxuries or vacations
Air flights are even draining for the wealthy
Power is non existent even with the band A scam
Security is non existent
So yes this paid vuvuzela is duly ignored
You can all follow the Agbado sifu to Lagos or iragbiji(whatever that village is) in 2027
Smh
Politics › Re: Amaechi Doesn't Love His Wife, She misappropriated ₦4bn NDDC funds - Wike by LZAA: 11:52pm On Jul 04, 2025
frog12:
NIGERIA need someone like WIKE as president. the man no care who him expose smiley smiley smiley smiley

EFCC should look at that NDDC report
He should join his Agbado sifu in the waste
They have a lot of willing tools there grin
Politics › Re: Amaechi Doesn't Love His Wife, She misappropriated ₦4bn NDDC funds - Wike by LZAA: 11:51pm On Jul 04, 2025
Sifia pains everywhere from the Apcheat camp
So they can release statements every day yet dem close mouth
Politics › Re: ADC Youths Reject Atiku, David Mark, Amaechi, El-rufai Coalition by LZAA: 11:50pm On Jul 04, 2025
grin grin grin grin
Check their pockets and see corn
ADC yoot indeed grin
The rabble rouser in abuja is still reeling from the uppercut they dropped on him
Abure and the other clowns are still giving themselves ultimatum grin
The Agbado sifu don jam go slow grin
Politics › Re: PDP Denies Joining 2027 Coalition, Says Its Focus Is On National Convention by LZAA: 8:40am On Jul 04, 2025
kedeojo:
Leave all this nzogbu nzogbu guys. Obi got less than 50k votes in most Northern state. Only Kano votes in 2023 almost cancelled all the south east vote together. Normally igbos lack political foresight. They are still repeating it again. Anyway we south south has be benefitting and will continue to be if from their lapses. They have now lost Senate president seat to our gain and by 2031, we produce the next vice president. If they didn't change by then, we will get the presidency in 2039 because south west just did it. No pity for who is not sensible.
We South South?
Oh my grin grin
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Politics › Re: PDP Denies Joining 2027 Coalition, Says Its Focus Is On National Convention by LZAA: 8:38am On Jul 04, 2025
This is just like LP where abure and apapa were causing chaos after collecting corn
Unfortunately for them and fortunately for the populace their actions are insignificant at this point
The mere fact that a coalition like this has been formed and the caliber of people in it have taken this stand means the Agbado sifu is more or less on his own
He can go and make that rabble rouser he installed in Abuja a commissioner because after this that one will not see shishi in rivers grin
Politics › Re: NMA Rejects FG’s Decision To Deploy Doctors To Saint Lucia by LZAA: 10:21pm On Jul 03, 2025
aribisala0:
There are some big picture issues that many do not understand


Many Caribbean countries were built with black slaves
Now there are strategic move to slowly replace black people with migrants from places like India and China


In Trinidad and Tobago Indians are now majority from a black majority in the 80s


Many of the Caribbean countries sell their passports for sums Nigerians cannot afford mostly

So a measure like this should be viewed with open mind and research

Government cannot force anybody to go and work anywhere

but we need to understand what is going on in these small Caribbean countries

Black people are being replaced systematically by immigration policies that favour richer countries and countries that are not black

Another country that is being taken over is Belize

These countries have strategic racial importance so i suggest people research the issues and be not so loud

Not every subject is for forming too know as Nigerians like to do

If possible please do not quote me because I will delete this post
It is that serious

If Indian doctors are admitted 70 every year what will happen in 20 years They will bring in their families and so on

They will take over healthcare in what is supposed to be a Black country that maybe does not have a medical school. Mind you we are talking admittance maybe without doing any exams
You just said a lot without saying anything
How is what is going on in the carribean nations Nigeria’s problem?
For a nation where doctors and health workers are brutally underpaid and short in supply to be exporting crucial staff borders on lunacy
QED
Politics › Re: APC Vs ADC: Today's Coalition Formed To Satisfy Avarice Ambition - Sunday Dare by LZAA: 2:38pm On Jul 03, 2025
Hard to believe that this is the same man who was such a excellent minister of sports
Well corn can change most people
That's why i still respect Osibanjo and Akin Adesina to this day
The day your integrity is bought it's more or less c'est la vie

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