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Racoon:
Anything APC is so dumb, senseless, useless and anti-humanity. You just gat to got a shitt for a brain to belong to this demonic coven.

Amuluonyenaego:
YOMI OLAYEYE

INDOMIE9090:
yes,that place exist in beree area,it is nothing to be ashamed off.
Have a clear image of the brown roof so you could masturbate with it

spagettiluv:
yes,that place exist in beree area,it is nothing to be ashamed off.
Have a clear image of the brown roof so you could masturbate with it

helinues:
Stop crying on my mentions

Thank you

letitrainnow:
Recall that the Northern Elders Forum had said it regretted supporting the President during the 2023 General Elections, adding that it would prioritise someone “more inclusive, less controversial, and more aligned with the interests of all regions of the country” in the 2027 polls.

BrighterSyde:
Are you calling the current apc and its team of security ministers, defense chiefs etc unserious? Are you drunk? Or you don’t want to collect your stipend from Apc today?


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helinues:
Pay their debt or continue staying in darkness

The money both private and government sector are owing electricity company in Nigeria , if just 50% of it would be retrieved, that would solve whatever issue with our epileptic electricity

vanbonattel:
All these grammar to deny the fact that yoruba people are now afraid to travel to Sokoto, Borno, Zamfara and Niger states to enjoy their "One Nigeria"

Be careful.

Aaa1996:
Just look at how igbos abandoned one of their own...



Funny enough if this was in Nigeria "our blothers " would be shouting marginalisation

RhinoChest:
To people saying he isn’t top class coach, most National team coaches aren’t always the best except they are from countries with top football league.

Top coaches are usually in hot demand and would rather manage clubs than National Teams.

Let’s start with Gareth Southgate, ex England coach
He didn’t win anything prior to his English job, yet managed England and got them into 2 European finals.

The Spanish coach that won the euros for Spain was managing the under 21s. If you check Luis De La Fuente’s prior record, it wasn’t too impressive either.


If you check Didier Deschamps record before the French role, they weren’t to impressive either. Yet, he won the World Cup and has been in 3 major finals.

Even the Dutch coach, Koeman; good player but hasn’t had any managerial success.

I’m surprised Nigeria was able to pull it off. Congrats to the NFF and sport Ministers.

Now, pay him, give him all the supports he needs.

No interference of any kind, and allow him to bring whomever he is comfortable to work with as assistant.

Pay players on time, let them train with the best facilities during International call ups, and watch them soar high.

Labbadia is experienced, has managed in top tier German league and has adaptable tactics that would suit the Super Eagles.

Ladiesdoctor:
Holland Nationals performs more better in handling Nigeria teams.

Nigeria plays same pattern as Holland

Holland coaches are the best for Nigeria football Teams

Pentagon007:
This Agbadonite is based abroad and because of it , he supports whatever rubbish his puppet master does. This inbred retard is telling people that its their job to turn around the economy. Can you imagine!!!

malali:
In a move that is nothing short of revolutionary, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the distinguished architect of modern Lagos and current commander-in-chief of Nigerian politics, has unveiled his masterstroke to solve all of Nigeria’s most pressing issues. No, it’s not a complex economic reform, nor is it a technological breakthrough. It’s rice. Yes, you heard that right. The humble grain that adorns every Nigerian party plate is now the golden key to unlocking Nigeria’s prosperous future.

Insecurity? Rice Will Save the Day!

First on the list is insecurity, a thorn in the side of our great nation. Why bother with expensive defense contracts, military strategies, or peace negotiations? Asiwaju’s solution is far more ingenious. Imagine Boko Haram insurgents and bandits laying down their arms, not because of any fear of retaliation, but because of the irresistible lure of a steaming bowl of jollof rice. “They will abandon their nefarious ways and embrace the warmth of rice diplomacy,” a Tinubu aide reportedly stated, with a seriousness that can only be matched by a plate of smoky, party jollof.

Unemployment? Just Add Rice!

Unemployment, another persistent problem, is about to meet its match. Forget vocational training or job creation schemes. Asiwaju’s rice distribution plan will turn every unemployed youth into an instant entrepreneur. With just a few bags of rice, young Nigerians can set up “rice kiosks” on every street corner. “Who needs skills when you have rice?” is the new mantra. And let’s not forget the ancillary jobs created in the rice distribution chain: the bag carriers, the vendors, and, of course, the eaters.

Healthcare? The Rice Prescription

Nigerians have long suffered from a lack of medical facilities, but that’s no longer a problem in Tinubu’s Nigeria. Hospitals? Clinics? Who needs them when you have rice? Asiwaju’s health policy will see patients being prescribed two cups of rice a day. “A bowl of rice in the morning, and your malaria is gone by evening,” proclaimed an optimistic government health official. And for those suffering from more severe ailments? Not to worry, just up the dosage.

Minimum Wage? Paid in Rice!

The debate over Nigeria’s minimum wage has been contentious, but Tinubu has the perfect solution: pay the minimum wage in rice. “Naira is overrated,” said a spokesperson. “With the fluctuating currency, rice is the only stable measure of wealth. Why demand a pay rise when you can demand a rice rise?”

Inflation? Rice Stabilizes Everything

As the cost of living continues to spiral, Nigerians have been crying out for relief. Enter Tinubu, with his economic theory that rice, being a staple, can stabilize everything. The new financial policy? Peg the value of the naira to a cup of rice. Economists are scratching their heads, but Tinubu’s team insists that when rice prices stabilize, so will the economy. Forget petrol; rice is the new black gold.

Power Outages? The Energy of Rice

NEPA (now euphemistically called “Never Expect Power Always”) has been the bane of every Nigerian’s existence. But what if the solution was as simple as a bag of rice? Asiwaju envisions a future where rice is used not just for consumption but as an energy source. “Rice-powered generators will light up every home,” a policy document declares. It’s unclear exactly how this will work, but if anyone can make it happen, it’s Tinubu.

Traffic Congestion? Rice Lanes to the Rescue

Lagos traffic, a nightmare of biblical proportions, is another problem that rice can apparently solve. The new plan? “Rice lanes” on major highways, where cars powered by rice-based biofuel will glide smoothly to their destinations. And for those who can’t afford biofuel, never fear: you can always barter your way through with a few cups of rice.

Education? Learning Through Rice

The education sector has not been left out. Asiwaju’s vision for Nigerian schools is a curriculum centered around rice studies. Students will learn mathematics by counting grains, geography by studying rice-growing regions, and history by tracing the origins of rice in West Africa. It’s a holistic approach to education that could only come from the fertile mind of Nigeria’s political sage.

The Rice Revolution

In all seriousness—or as much seriousness as this proposal deserves—Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s rice-based solutions are nothing short of groundbreaking. They promise to tackle everything from insecurity to traffic congestion, unemployment to education, all with a simple grain that has nourished generations. Of course, the details are a bit murky, and the logistics a tad ambitious, but when has that ever stopped a Nigerian politician?

So, as the nation waits with bated breath, we can only hope that Tinubu’s rice revolution will be the panacea Nigeria needs. After all, in a country where the absurd often masquerades as reality, who’s to say rice isn’t the answer to all our problems?

Sannisege:
Na lie. Peter Obi would never have sworn in this woman as CJN. Person wey use Igbo man as his campaign coordinator in sokoto state, na him go cum swear in Yoruba woman as CJN? See how this yeye boy almost cost his mother this exhaled seat. Foolish youngsters. I hope they are learning their lessons now.

spiSeyi:
The list is fake if at least 3 SE state aren't there
Enugu lacks portable water, Aba roads are eye sore, Abia state nothing to write home about.
Lagos should not even be in that list and Ogunpa on this list is 💯

ivolt:
What a useless stats.
I mean, what the hell is being measured here?