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Politics › Re: If Black Nations Had Nukes They Would Have Used It Even In Civil Wars by LZAA: 11:13am On Apr 15, 2024
Bookhub:
You read that right ? Blacks are very wicked and insensitive main reason why other race despise them,the whites fought a very bloody war over 70 years ago that nearly threatened their existence as a race.After the war they realised their mistakes,learned from them then decided to respect each others human rights but trust me if it were blacks that fought that war it Will never end, they will fight till they annihilate themselves.
there is civil war going on in Sudan and Ethiopia, hundreds of thousands are dead millions are displaced how many African nations are advocating for peace in those countries?how many African nations are sending aid to the war victims ? Are they even reporting it in the news blacks we wicked indeed,trust me if nukes in were available for us to all nations and rules were not applied towards the usage black nations would use it even in civil wars
This is a very dumb take and i don't even know where to start
Fyi the "whites" invented nukes,committed horrible atrocities against Asians and Africans ,taught them corruption in grand form and also overthrew governments that were pro African
Who killed lumumba and jailed nelson Mandela
Oh it must be the "savage" blacks i reckon
GTFOH with your hate for your own race
Silly kids everywhere
Smh
Science/Technology › Re: Lion Fights Back While Rivals Eat Him Alive by LZAA: 2:54pm On Apr 11, 2024
I doubt if they are brother lions
Probably younger lions removing the old lion who was head of the pride cool
Business › Re: 'Obituary': See What A Loan Shark Did To One Of Their Defaulters by LZAA: 1:47pm On Apr 09, 2024
Saturnalia:
It goes both ways. Nigerians are the most insensitive & callous lots on the planet.

Borrow them money and try to recover your money at the stipulated time, they will fight you and conjure up meaningless & stupid things like “Na money I borrow, I no kill person”.

If I’m dealing with a Ghanaian, I stay attentive.

If I’m dealing with a South Afrikan, I stay vigilant.

But if I have any cause to deal with any Nigerian, I stay cautious, careful & circumspect.

There is a virus in every Nigerian that compels them to prey on ANYTHING OR ANYBODY they come in contact with.

Never use “God fearing and Nigerians” in the same sentence except you’re dealing with an Hausa from the North (I am talking from so many experiences).

If you’re dealing with any Nigerian and he/she mistakenly mentions “God”, run away from such a person.

Before the Naira depreciated badly against the Dollar, I go the market to buy groceries. The stupid & the greedy market women were selling foodstuffs at an exorbitant rates that were even higher than the price MOST SUPERMARKETS were selling.

Guess what? They blamed it on the Dollar.

They would conjure up stupid phrases like “Nigeria Lo’n Pebi” meaning “Nigeria is what they call this place”.

You see some greedy Car-Dealing nonentities selling “accidented” & “flooded” vehicles at mind boggling prices that can ALMOST buy you a “USED CLEAN TITLE” vehicles; and they blame it on the Dollar - EVEN NOW THAT THE DOLLAR IS RAPIDLY DEPRECIATING AGAINST THE NAIRA and IMPORT DUTIES have been reviewed downwards to stabilize the economy.

I could go on and on.

Ask yourself this question, if any of these Loan Shark Businesses were your own, what “debt recovery” method would you adopt in dealing with these callous Nigerians, who borrow money without the intention of ever paying back?

In conclusion, I don’t blame these Loan Shark Companies.

If you do not want to be humiliated by the Loan Sharks, THEN STAY AWAY FROM THEIR MONEY. Simple as ABC.
"Before the Naira depreciated badly against the Dollar, I go the market to buy groceries. The stupid & the greedy market women were selling foodstuffs at an exorbitant rates that were even higher than the price MOST SUPERMARKETS were selling."
I know economics might not be your favourite topic but do you really rxpect market people to run at a loss so that they would not be GREEDY or STUPID?
Have you thought of the duties and fees they pay never even mind the rent
The way some of you reason is beyond scary
So someone should crash price of product to massage your ego?
😄😄😄
Smh
Travel › Re: Price War: Ethiopian Airlines On Lagos -london Route Now Cheaper Than Air Peace by LZAA: 6:32am On Apr 08, 2024
Irupetepete:
😂 😂 😂 😂 Dem don reset your brain for the other thread...
This your comment looks sane with no tribal intonation... Na so he suppose be...
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Business › Re: "No More ₦500 Meat": Seller Puts Out Bold Notice For Customers by LZAA: 1:58pm On Apr 04, 2024
Asonaijaaso:
Breed rabbits and eat them..they are fully grown in 6 weeks.

The have lean meat, no cholesterol or too much fat.

Rabiits can eat anything, dont require special feeding.

A pair of Male and female rabbit can feed you for meat purposes for a whole year.
So no meat for...6 weeks?
Not even thinking about those who may be allergic to rabbit meat?
Smh😄😄
Travel › Re: UK People Are Miserable, Nigerians Are 'happy' by LZAA: 1:55pm On Apr 04, 2024
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Family Are Starving I Needed A Job by LZAA: 11:15pm On Apr 03, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
bro, you've been coming to NL since 2022 with various profiles and various yeye stories of starving etc... give it up!





but funny enough all through these "supposedly" hard times, you were busy having children and wanting MORE children... as seen below:



you better get your life's priorities straight!
At least he's consistent namewise😄😄😄
Politics › Re: Statisense Posts Build Up Area By Landmass, SW Is Most Urbanized by LZAA: 9:13pm On Mar 31, 2024
Not one igbo person gives a damn about this or the previous stat
But r.onus and e-rats have been foaming at the mouth since both were released 😄
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested At Thai Airport After Swallowing 69 Packages Of Drugs (Pics) by LZAA: 11:26am On Mar 27, 2024
Idun2024:
Hehehehe

As usual

Dem no wan dey put name again, even dem don dey shame for themselves.

But we know who he is.

They are always tarnishing the image of our dear country because of their desperation to make money and brag.

Àwon omo ìrankíran, àkóbí elédè, omo àlè Nigeria
Wow
So THAI officials are ashamed?
Who knew😄😄
BTW in a country where the law ACTUALLY works you do a thorough check before you release the name of a suspect or suspect(s)
But seeing you are used to living by jungle rules it's hard for you to comprehend
Fashion/Clothing Market › Re: Kenya’s Second-Hand Cloth Dealers Kick Against Proposed Ban By The EU by LZAA: 8:34am On Mar 27, 2024
RecentHistory:
You don't even know that Okrika was under the control of Biafra at a point, same as places in present-day Akwa Ibom where Biafran soldiers committed genocide against Efik, Ibibio and Annang people.

Anyway, yellow garri originated from the WFP force-feeding you palm oil and garri. Before the war, there was no trace of yellow garri.
Once again thanks for the laughs this morning
Consider joining comedy central so your troll attempts don't go to waste😄
Might also help if you can stop calling a defunct republic and allowing them live rent free in your noggin
Ciao✌️✌️
Fashion/Clothing Market › Re: Kenya’s Second-Hand Cloth Dealers Kick Against Proposed Ban By The EU by LZAA: 8:28am On Mar 27, 2024
RecentHistory:
It's about the fact that Okrika, Okporoko and yellow garri which are staples in your place are products of deprivation and starvation.

Most of the Nsala, oha and various funny leaves you cook as soup were eaten by goats before the war. During the war, you first are the goats before eating what goats were eating.
Check history. They weren't mentioned before the war.
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You do know okrika is literally in what is known as SS today
It's funny you call people's soup funny when you lot literally use broom to make...soup
Again if you have ever bothered to travel you would find that yellow garri exists everywhere
Just stick to your weak attempts at trolling aite✌️✌️
Fashion/Clothing Market › Re: Kenya’s Second-Hand Cloth Dealers Kick Against Proposed Ban By The EU by LZAA: 8:08am On Mar 27, 2024
RecentHistory:
All of them were introduced during the civil war when Biafrans ran out of frogs and lizards to eat.

Okrika was dropped at Okrika beach. It was dropped for free to Biafrans but unfortunately, Biafrans picked them and sold them to Biafrans.

Okporoko was sent as aid from Norway. It was the head being dried and sent to your fathers instead of being thrown away. Biafran soldiers were sleeping with married Biafran women so the women could take stockfish back to their families.

Palm oil was introduced into garri as an urgent aid to cure keashiokor ravaging Biafrans caused by lack of Vitamin A, and tocopherol and tocotrienol antioxidants.

There is no history of Okporoko, Okrika and Stockfish in Igboland before the Biafran war.
Okay so your hang up is all about the civil war😄
Amazing
Smh
Fashion/Clothing Market › Re: Kenya’s Second-Hand Cloth Dealers Kick Against Proposed Ban By The EU by LZAA: 7:58am On Mar 27, 2024
RecentHistory:
Okporoko
Yellow garri
Okrika clothes

The history will make you shed hot tears.
The first one is imported from Scandinavia
The second one is consumed everywhere apart from ewwedduland
The third one is mainly purchased by af**onjas
So.......🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️
Fashion/Clothing Market › Re: Kenya’s Second-Hand Cloth Dealers Kick Against Proposed Ban By The EU by LZAA: 7:49am On Mar 27, 2024
Judolisco:
B4 una go abuse Africa.... Dem dey sell second hand clothes 2 for Europe and America oh
Are you listening to those clowns
One even said it will boost local production
He probably didn't factor in the high cost of production, epileptic power supply and silly taxes that the producer will pay never even mind the kickbacks to various agencies
Smh
Education › Re: Law Students Admission Into Nigerian Universities 2022 By Region - StatiSense by LZAA: 10:00pm On Mar 26, 2024
adicius:
If you believe anything coming from the ibos, then fool you. They even do fake April fool and it's not the 1st of April yet😂🤣😆
I believe the tribe is IGBO not ibo
Even if you are paid to troll or you're just bitter at least get the basics correct
Education › Re: Law Students Admission Into Nigerian Universities 2022 By Region - StatiSense by LZAA: 9:59pm On Mar 26, 2024
JagabanB:
Many SE people have d attitude of dropping out along the way, I have that experience when we were studying engineering.
The most dropouts were lgb0s with the excuse that degree don't create wealth so u can't bIame others.
Admission is not graduation.
A very silly generalisation is what you just posted
Education › Re: Law Students Admission Into Nigerian Universities 2022 By Region - StatiSense by LZAA: 9:57pm On Mar 26, 2024
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: . by LZAA: 8:56pm On Mar 23, 2024
You see this nonsense you just typed ba?
Any other place in the world they would laugh at you
So your age determines where you're supposed to be in life
Try telling that to nelson mandela,morgan freeman or robert downey jr
2pac and biggie died at the age of 25 so if they follow your logic they did not achieve?
Look just relax and keep pushing alright
There is no manual to life
✌️
Politics › Re: Lagos, Delta, Ogun lead in domestic debts as at Dec 2023 (See Full List) by LZAA: 7:26pm On Mar 23, 2024
helinues:
Lagos state debt is still far better than most of the states debt because they generate roughly N800bn IGR annually. Not to talk about what they invested the debts on which worth billions of dollars.

Don't just come online to be dropping half baked information about Lagos state
Stay one place na😄😄
Sports › Re: Serie A: Osimhen Irreplaceable At Napoli – Capello by LZAA: 8:34am On Mar 12, 2024
Sucre6:
U won't know the value of what I have until u don't have it anymore, Napoli that was trophy drought for 10 decades only for osimhen to come and win it for them clean, by the time Osimhen leave Napoli, u will understand the full impact
By trophy you mean serie a
Because napoli were winning TROPHIES before osimhen came
Travel › Re: U.K Is The 2nd Most Miserable Country In The World - MHQ Study Shows by LZAA: 4:55pm On Mar 10, 2024
All well and good but the UK is not a COUNTRY 😄
Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts Drug Consignments, Busts Factories, Arrests 2 Grandpas by LZAA: 4:47pm On Mar 10, 2024
Thormentor:
Impossible!

SW people are too sophisticated to push drugs grin

they are consumers we are suppliers if you know you know wink
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Food › Re: Owl Meat by LZAA: 2:36pm On Mar 09, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
Yes the aspect of endangering those species too also counts. How many owls do we still have left in Nigeria wey this one carry the thing roast am chop? The next thing na human beings dem go begin roast chop when they are done with animals.
Lols😄😄😄
True 👍
Food › Re: Owl Meat by LZAA: 1:39pm On Mar 09, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
Hey!!! God God God!!!.. you ate an owl too? Ha!

See people don't know the implication of some of the things they do. In future when you start giving birth to strange looking children you won't know it's as a result of some extreme things you did or awkward meals you ate.

Who eats owl? How many meat dey this thing now? Anyways most people on nairaland are not human beings.

Jehovah!

Ladies beware. Before you date or marry any nairalander jukwa ajuju, ask questions because majority of the men here dey eat ajor food.
Nothing spiritual about killing an owl ffs
It's just that owls especially in Africa where poaching/indiscriminate hinting is rampant are likely to go extinct if people like op are not checked
Gerrit?
Health › Re: Why Porn Is Ruining The Lives Of Men by LZAA: 6:07pm On Mar 08, 2024
"A lot of us are porn addicts but prefer to deny it or ignore the fact and be like "I watch porn, so? I go still dey watch am dey go". It is better to get your dopamine from other sources than masturbation. Every time a man orgasms, the energy release is 5 times stronger than a woman's. I'm not talking about flesh pleasures but pure energy. There's a good reason a woman can orgasm 5 times in one hour for the next 6 hours if she has a stallion guy or a sex machine. Women can masturbate for 3 hours if they're home alone. No man can try this. They will move his corpse out if he tries it."

I have read a lot and i mean a lot of rubbish on here but this takes the cake
What tomfoolery is this grin
Crime › Re: 33-year-old Man Allegedly Removes Neighbour’s Scrotum During A Fight In Lagos by LZAA: 3:47pm On Mar 07, 2024
Always premium times😄😄😄😄😄
Meanwhile where is helinues 😆😒
Health › Re: I Was Diagnosed With A Case Of Very Low Testosterone by LZAA: 2:49pm On Mar 06, 2024
First of there's nothing like "very low testosterone"
It's just low testosterone 😄
Any doctor worth his salt will recommend treatment that will work in due time if not well you may need alternate treatment
Business › Re: Name An Item You Have Stopped Buying Due To Inflation/high Prices. by LZAA: 10:07pm On Mar 05, 2024
CountinBlessins:
playstation 5 game discs.
Infact i am putting my ps5 up for sale soonest. i cant be spending 60k on a game disc when i have dogs to feed,my daughter to feed, myself to feed, my mum to send money to, and prostitutes to patronize on the weekend.
My gee😄✌️
Business › Re: “There’s No Rich Man On Earth That Is A Salary Earner” - Pastor Olumide Emmanuel by LZAA: 8:14pm On Mar 05, 2024
Pretty sure CEOs of big companies are salary earners
Same as directors
Romance › Re: Ghanaian Travels To Nigeria To Meet Online Lover, Discovers He’s 13 Years Old by LZAA: 11:49am On Feb 26, 2024
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Celebrities › Re: Rapper, Killer Mike Arrested At The Grammys After Winning Three Awards by LZAA: 9:28am On Feb 05, 2024
So many kids on here
How can you not know killer mike?
AKSHON,A.D.I.D.A.S,popping tags remix?
Smh
Christianity Etc › Re: Should Church Instrumentalists And Singers Be Paid? by LZAA: 11:39am On Feb 04, 2024
Like your post said
If they have full time jobs there is no need to pay them
If not please pay them

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