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scarr:
what method did u use using lucky patcher?
what's d name of d app?

I used lucky patcher 5.2. I am on 0s 10.3. but lucky patcher refuses to install or is determined any oda patcher u know of? Pls if u could Pls drop me ur number so we will talk better I will apreciate.

Pls how do I remove google licensing verification from my app. I downloaded lucky patcher it refuses

Fabdedon:
this same thing almost happen to me...here are de in details
www.nairaland.com/1988807/hilarious-sunday-exprience
very funny exprience....
modified:
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Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my
phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to
tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine
mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined..
And good to go)
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The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk
majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_
thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
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Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids.. (chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)...
Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice***
Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**
Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..
Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of
Liberia with my golden colour hiptops** (i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey
sweat for tongue)
:emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka
Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall
in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)
Babe: SO ? Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor
Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your
botanical name...sorry ma your name....
Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me
like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..) Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..
Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent..
Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**
Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that
name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet
Mars.. Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the
chest**
(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention
dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me.
Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out..
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..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her
house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until
she waved a bus going towards my home.... About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport
money for offering for church which means 3km
treking....choi..#Gobe
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. As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
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Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next
time we get to meet...
Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks..
Case!!!!
Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary
society am their vice president so my presence is needed
there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner)
Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At
least this an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.)
Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers
this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why
do you say am not rightous!!!!)
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. Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..
Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
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Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol...

no vex Abeg wet in b d name of dat tosyn2much thread for wooing females. I wanna read it or Pls post me d link. thanks

Pls guys been trying to play fifa 15 on my z10but it's asking me for Google play connection and Google play refuses to install on my z10 wat do I do please

Pls who play games with his or her z10. I just wanna know about d gaming xperience on d z10. Am a game fan and I love d BlackBerry o's too. Somebody Pls reply

pls guys ma km w una post links. for. dis games

Good morning great farmers. Please I will like to interact with farmers at abuja. Pls is there any?

Tbagwell1: Sorry about your dad's loss, I have a farm in Lafia, opp National open university jos road, call me on 08067929953.

thankks. Oga I dialed ur number it says number does not exist. Can u repost it. I will need to speak with you thanksss. U can flash me on my number too

Thanks guys for all your effort. Please like dat guy from nassarawa that drops his number, I appreciate it. Pls I will like to get ur numbers of you guys that have fish ponds. Pls I don't mind let me buy credit and talk well. E favour me pass. Thanks to all of you..... Fpeeemy I will also like to speak to u pls. Eveery one here dat has a fish farm that is willing to assist me. Thanks

Belexy: Sorry to hear about ur dad's loss. I am sure u av learnt frm his mistakes and also learnt frm where u did ur IT.
Its good u av not given up hope and u are willing to take dat bold step and try again.
I will advise u go through this thread from page one. Make sure u read and understand everything. Use ur discretion in filtering out the irrelevant points. Ask questions as u read along and jot down points.
I will also advise u start on a small scale of about 500 fishes. It will enable u get more 1st hand experience.
I wish u good luck.

thanks man

Good day guys. My names are abubakar Nasiru Suleiman. I have an interesting story to share. I reside at school at Abuja but I stay in nassarawa. My father is a retired custom officer. In 2009, he was introduced to cat fish business buy some guy. The guy convinced him to buy fish and breed. He told him how lucrative it was and every other sweet talk you know. He never told him so many key things he needed. So my father ignorantly decided to go into it. He established the pond in nassarawa, in a village called Toto. yes I mean a village(that’s his first mistake). He established 4 ponds. Each having the ability to carry nothing less than 3,000 fishes. But at a certain time, he converted one of the ponds to reservoir (because we were short of thanks. We they sell water). One faithful day, GBOAAAHHH,the pond just burst and all d water in it were over d place(thank god say person no dey there because as d pond break, d thin push water with blocks enter all our room. If to say person dey near d pond nkoh………but thank god sha). So remaining three ponds. Now he stocked 5000 fishes in the three ponds. When the man brought the fishes, they where tiny and could not be counted. But still he stocked them sha(we were still novice). So we feed them for almost 4 months. Just feeding them with food and no extra knowledge on anything. Now my dad, as a retired custom officer decided to use his PENSION, yes, pension money take invest in all these things. Now the house we stay is a big house. There is a pure water factory in it and there is good clean water. We encountered these problems
Security—as important as it seems security brought us down. My step brother will always go into the pond, at night and steal the big ones and sell to different people at cheap rate (dat guy get mind ooo).
Feeds
--– we just dey buy food any how without knowing how many bags of feeds are we supposed to give them for that month. We later ventured into local feeds without knowing when and the time we were supposed to give them the local feeds. And again, I no know how my dad do am but him go buy corn, grinded fish, blood mean and d rest. Plenty ooo. We decided to mix them. We miss them with shovel sef.lol. My dad. He had plans but executed them terribly. So when we feed them with the local feeds we will see the feeds sink. then when we drain, we go see the feeds don dissolve for inside water. Dem no go eatam at all because we got the FORMULA all wrong. (I know that one now but its late already).
Marketing----very important. As I was saying, he constructed the pond in nassarawa. Dose villagers no know d values of anything fish sef. Dem go dey prizam any how dem like. So we decided to carry dem to the next city which is Abuja. From that village to Abuja na 800 naira drive. We took the fishes there. Hmmmm. We sold it all sha.
But it will shock you that after everything my dad said he spent 3.5million on everything but all he could get was 26,000 naira. Yes. U heard me twenty six thousand naira only. Now the man don dey broke like anything. Funny enough na now him con dey get the right information. When money no dey.lol
After about 3 yrs. I did my i.t at ADP i.e agricultural dev project. I was taken to fishery dept. hmmmmm, I learned few things. I told my dad all I learnt like say make d man cry lol. He said he wished he knew all these, I simply told him say it happens to everyone. That’s life. Like this my guy said he lost 2m in just 2 and half years. the pond has been abandoned for 4 years, so as a zoologist and someone that did his industrial training at a fish pond, I want to make my dad’s dreams come through again. I want to go back and start again. I need help. I need advice. Am just a 400l final year student. I will soon write my exams. I won go do this business again. I don’t want to repeat all what my father did. I need help from any person. What I need to know entirely about fish farm. If una no fit do much typing, see my phone number and email.
Nasman2010@yahoo.com 09096359394.

pls I have a note 2 too but I bought it cos of games. anyone wo is a game freak here?

op nice job. am a big fat guy and 8 fin3 but I no handsome sha. an 21 yrs of age. ma own prob b say I dey fear. wen I c woman wey I won talk too weaklo go catch me for mouth and my heart go dey beat very fast..not dat I dont knw wat to say but to say it. but e b like say I knw u for 9jaclub. u did a nic3 job dere. gud to have u here. pls wats d best tin I can do to overcome it. its really killing me . I nid help urgently

pls I boght a samsung note 2 for 23k but d caliberator is cracked but it functions perfectly. do u tink its a good begain? and pls hw much eill d caliberator cost. I stay at abuja (if u tink dat cos I stay at abuja I get moni u are on ur own). no offence. tanks in advance

I just bought a samsung galaxy note 2 for 23k dough its caliberator has cracked, pls I want to knw the price of d caliberator and pls do u tink d pone is worth 23k. its perfectly workin only dat d caliberator is cracked. I stay at abuja

I just bought a note 2 for 23k but d caliberator has cracked but d pone is perfectly working, pls do u tink its okay and wo knws hw much d caliberator costs? tanks I stay in abuja

Pls I nid a pone betweeen 10 to 12k, btw htc g2, gionee p2 and samsung s1 wich I go buy, me won sell my bb ooo.

Pls wo is emulating psp games on phantom a, sorry for d diversion from topic

Tanxss man. Plsss we nid step by step method on hw to change d rom of our Android phone. No offence plss. Tanxss

hmmmmm, and my system don crashhh, but my pone no dey gree open playstore, cos i dey use edge for my tn3, mtn to b precise but if na 3g, e go open

hmm, i dont tink its possible oooo, just get a recognised pne like samsung, htc and d rest of dem for now but i believe upgrades will come soon. just my toughts dough. i stand to be corrected

abeg if na play stopam. my tn3 dey play gamez wela bt me no sabi use d touch screen wel, so if i fit use d keypad of g2 play games, dat wuld b fantastic, cos i was tinkin of buyin samsung galaxy s2, bt as e no kon get key pad, chai.. Pls code eater elabourate on hw u use ur g2 keypad to play game

wait o, code eater, na screen touch abi na d key pad u dey take d ps1 games on ur g2.

pls were can i get d pone in abuja and hw much?

pls am using mytourch 3G slide., d smaler one of my tourch 4G. d android version is 2.2.1 eclair. hw do i upgrade to froyo. pls help. and hw much is d new and fairly used htc my tourch 4G

joezium: HOT!!! FOR TECNO ANDROID ONLY
How to get 200GB on MTN or Zain
_____________________________
1.Load airtel or mtn 100naira
2.Send BBUNLIMITED to 229
3.Off your phone and on it back again.. 4.Dial *32*229#. wait for 3mins U will receive
a message saying
"Dear, customer which kind life be dis nah, na
for where you see us dey sell 200gb for
100naira"

hahahahahahahahhahahahah. i don die. abeg no kill me with laugh. hahhahhahah. e don tey wey i laugh like dis, but guy wetin u dey do here naaaah, u get talent oooooh, go join basket mouth make moni jaare. i swear u funnny. cant just stop laughing. ahahahaahaha..........

joezium: HOT!!! FOR TECNO ANDROID ONLY
How to get 200GB on MTN or Zain
_____________________________
1.Load airtel or mtn 100naira
2.Send BBUNLIMITED to 229
3.Off your phone and on it back again.. 4.Dial *32*229#. wait for 3mins U will receive
a message saying
"Dear, customer which kind life be dis nah, na
for where you see us dey sell 200gb for
100naira"

hahahahahahahahhahahahah. i don die. abeg no kill me with laugh. hahhahhahah. e don tey wey i laugh like dis, but guy wetin u dey do here naaaah, u get talent oooooh, go join basket mouth make moni jaare. i swear u funnny. cant just stop laughing. ahahahaahaha..........

joezium: HOT!!! FOR TECNO ANDROID ONLY
How to get 200GB on MTN or Zain
_____________________________
1.Load airtel or mtn 100naira
2.Send BBUNLIMITED to 229
3.Off your phone and on it back again.. 4.Dial *32*229#. wait for 3mins U will receive
a message saying
"Dear, customer which kind life be dis nah, na
for where you see us dey sell 200gb for
100naira"

hahahahahahahahhahahahah. i don die. abeg no kill me with laugh. hahhahhahah. e don tey wey i laugh like dis, but guy wetin u dey do here naaaah, u get talent oooooh, go join basket mouth make moni jaare. i swear u funnny. cant just stop laughing. ahahahaahaha..........

joezium: HOT!!! FOR TECNO ANDROID ONLY
How to get 200GB on MTN or Zain
_____________________________
1.Load airtel or mtn 100naira
2.Send BBUNLIMITED to 229
3.Off your phone and on it back again.. 4.Dial *32*229#. wait for 3mins U will receive
a message saying
"Dear, customer which kind life be dis nah, na
for where you see us dey sell 200gb for
100naira"

hahahahahahahahhahahahah. i don die. abeg no kill me with laugh. hahhahhahah. e don tey wey i laugh like dis, but guy wetin u dey do here naaaah, u get talent oooooh, go join basket mouth make moni jaare. i swear u funnny. cant just stop laughing. ahahahaahaha..........

oluwaseun because of God and because of wat ur name really stands for, pls put dis in front page, so we can robb minds. may d good lord reward u. amen

nawa for u oooo. phone nahhh, just a shortened word of phone

guy tanxs for the topic. i knw u too feel our pain.tanks for d tips again. i once bought tecno n3. d pone was fantastic for its price. i hav neva enjoyed a pone like dat bfore i sold my bb tourch 3 15k and bought d tecno 12,800, i was so proud. it was d first new pone i will ever use my moni to buy, d pone made me regret y i used a bb. anytym i see bb users, i call dem fools, i hated bb den.. browsin with my mtn bis was like browsing wth d worlds greatest internet speed. so fastt downloading anytime i want wit my batery intact. any tym i see a bb user, i go say (for my mind) dis fool no knw wetin hin dey miss. now i envy bb users.. wen mtn stoped it, my pone felt useless. i got so angry dat i sold it off. i bought a nokia. its worse, i missed d pone d very minute i sold it. dats d power of android. cos of d way i missed dpone, i still went and bought htc mytorch 3g slide, not for anytin but for android its so useful. i wish mtn could change my mind. as for me, i will keep buying ten ten mb every day till wen sometin new comes out. i knw some people will scream i should use droid vpn but my pone hardware version is eclair 2.2.1, not up to ginger bread meanin i cant hack it,droid vpn wunt just work.but am managing. but android is stil a smart pone. its like a second me. i feel ur pain brother. tankss very much for d topic

guys wat do utink. person won give me techno d3 in xchange for my htc at and t my tourch 3g slide. d specs of d my tourch 3g slide na 512mb of ram and android version eclair urgradable to froyo but not upgradable to gingerbread. na wetin vex me b dat sef. wat do u guys tink

guys wat do utink. person won give me techno d3 in xchange for my htc at and t my tourch 3g slide. d specs of d my tourch 3g slide na 512mb of ram and android version eclair urgradable to froyo but not upgradable to gingerbread. na wetin vex me b dat sef. wat do u guys tink