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PoliticsRe: The Ile-ife And Yoruba Of My Dream, By Ooni-elect, Adeyeye Ogunwusi by mabeni(m): 9:24am On Oct 28, 2015
Starships4u:
Hu wan read this 4page essay?? Oga na two days I give u to become partisan
in mama peace voice, na only him Waka come?
Car TalkRe: What Happens Once Ones Temporary Driver's License Expired? by mabeni(op): 5:37pm On Oct 25, 2015
Siena:
[color=Blue]If I may ask here...why would you let your temporary Driver's License lapse? You mentioned you've had no time to pick up the permanent one, but that's not really a valid excuse.

You would have had a year to plan ahead, but you chose to leave it to the last minute, until time ran out.[/color]
Siena, pls, do have answer to any of my questions?
Car TalkRe: Wil My Lost Temporary Driver's License Deny Me The Permanent License? by mabeni(m): 5:34pm On Oct 25, 2015
Bright2:
Just time wasted & advice for you.
You can better drive with those document you used in processing the licence at least it's better compare to expired tempory licence.
thanks
Car TalkRe: What Happens Once Ones Temporary Driver's License Expired? by mabeni(op): 10:56pm On Oct 24, 2015
Siena:
[color=Blue]If I may ask here...why would you let your temporary Driver's License lapse? You mentioned you've had no time to pick up the permanent one, but that's not really a valid excuse.

You would have had a year to plan ahead, but you chose to leave it to the last minute, until time ran out.[/color]
I relocated to another state.
Car TalkRe: Wil My Lost Temporary Driver's License Deny Me The Permanent License? by mabeni(m): 10:47pm On Oct 24, 2015
Bright2:
When you get to the licence office there's a noticed pasted on the wall where you can send your details to a phone code you will find on that sheet,it will send you another sms that contains your data on that phone number you used when filling your licence form but you will be charged N50 for the sms

or they will give you some computer print out to sort out your name of which when you find your name on that list, they will pick the number there & sort it out fast for you cos that number on the list contain the box number where your licence is.

Yes! You can get your licence without the temporary one, just go to the licence office even if you go to court or police you will still undergo that process stated above.
sir, what happens if one is being apprehended /caught by frsc driving with expired temporary driver's license?
How punishable is the offence?
Car TalkWhat Happens Once Ones Temporary Driver's License Expired? by mabeni(op): 10:36pm On Oct 24, 2015
If ones temporary driver's license expired bt he has got no time to go n pick up the permanent one & unfortunately, such person is being caught by frsc:

1:What should he do?
2: what's his punishment for driving with expired temporary driver's license?
3:,is there anything he could do if he's no more in the state where the registered for the license?
RomanceRe: Photos:what Would You Do If You Find Yourself In This Man's Shoes? by mabeni(op): 7:29am On Oct 17, 2015
pinceprinz:
I suspect U this op to be one of the thieves. Save that you're the husband that this incident happened to, how do you know the man was putting on shoes? Just tell me , How?
Are you high on a cheap weed??
RomanceRe: Photos:what Would You Do If You Find Yourself In This Man's Shoes? by mabeni(op): 8:34pm On Oct 16, 2015
Decker:
If I was the man I would shoot the thieves with the very gun they handed to me.
Common sense demands that.
hw many of them ll you b able to shoot at a time?
RomancePhotos:what Would You Do If You Find Yourself In This Man's Shoes? by mabeni(op): 8:24pm On Oct 16, 2015
Armed robbers came into a couple's house. After robbing them, they handed over a pistol to the husband to shoot and kill his wife or they will shoot him dead.

The husband started pleading for mercy, that he could not shoot his wife because he loved her so much.

The robbers gave him a hot slap, took the gun from him and gave it to the wife to shoot the husband or she will die.

The wife without any hesitation shot straight at the husband but there was no bullet in the gun.

The robbers started laughing and left.

If u are the husband WHAT WILL U DOhuh.
HealthRe: Some Habits That Destroys Kidneys by mabeni(op): 4:57pm On Oct 14, 2015
castroevans:
The only thing I know i'm guilty of is "not eating too much"...
then, start eating accurately henceforth
HealthSome Habits That Destroys Kidneys by mabeni(op):
Stressing your Bladder: Not urinating when you
have the urge to.
2. Not drinking enough water
3. Too much salt intake
4. Not treating common infections quickly and
effectively.
5. Eating too much meat.
6. Not eating enough.
7. Drug abuse (e.g Painkiller)
8. Missing your prescriptive drugs.
9. Drinking too much Alcohol
10. Not having enough rest.
This info might be of immense benefits to you,
and to someone else. Please LIKE ."

NOTE: Copied & Pasted !
RomanceRe: How do you really feel after s*x? by mabeni(op): 6:54am On Oct 11, 2015
luigiajah:
Never had sex before. dunno how peepz feel. smiley
ur too young to have had it bro...
RomanceRe: How do you really feel after s*x? by mabeni(op): 5:18pm On Oct 10, 2015
Dammiesugar:
Shy.......... Pls I need your candid advice on this issue-for instance you are having a nice time with your spouse and he/she suddenly received a call and the response was that I am busy with my mum I would call you back. What will you do.
I will simply ask her "who was dat" & why did she tel lie??
RomanceRe: How do you really feel after s*x? by mabeni(op): 9:29am On Oct 10, 2015
Ucheosefoh:
Only once I had that mind blowing sex and after that she traveled but the girl sabi do the thing wella infact we both confess as for other girls it is either after 30 or first round they will get tired or they lack the bedmatic skills or the annoying part of it is that they know nothing about orgasm, imagine stimulating your girl at a point she will tell you to stop that the excitement and pleasure is too much for her to bear that she felt like urinating all my subsequent efforts will be rejected wetin man go do na to do the thing cum, most times I no de cum. One sex like that de so boring that I commot my thing wear my cloth, she was just laying down moaning no contributions.
lol
RomanceRe: How do you really feel after s*x? by mabeni(op): 11:18pm On Oct 08, 2015
Vinshu:
undecided

I feel happy and excited. grin
you are probably one of those lucky girls that are not CIRCUMCISED
RomanceRe: How do you really feel after s*x? by mabeni(op): 11:11pm On Oct 08, 2015
Shawarmaplus:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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need you? What for pls?
RomanceHow do you really feel after s*x? by mabeni(op): 10:39am On Oct 08, 2015
There is always one particularly feeling that one feels immediately after s*x, Yes!

Some ladies are afraid to give in to guys demand due to the myth that says "Guys hate girls after s*x"

HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL AFTER S£X??

»Regret?
»Ashamed?
»Shy?
»Victory?
»Weak?
»Sleepy?
»Want More?
»Irritated?
Christianity EtcRe: Photo: Stoning the Devil?...monkeys laugh at our folly. by mabeni(m): 6:16am On Oct 04, 2015
I said it before & I will say it again "ISLAM" is a a good Religion. Meanwhile, the evil that men does, follows them.
CrimeRe: My Weird Experience In A Bus Today by mabeni(m): 8:23pm On Oct 02, 2015
zinachidi:
my brother oo
I hail o
CrimeRe: My Weird Experience In A Bus Today by mabeni(m): 6:10pm On Oct 02, 2015
Wetin concern me?
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Caught Just Now At Shomolu by mabeni(m): 9:35pm On Sep 27, 2015
Op, this woman look insane.
WebmastersRe: How To Create Pages And Menu Tabs On Blogger. by mabeni(m): 11:33am On Sep 23, 2015
:Pthanks it worked like magictongue
CrimeRe: 54 Prostitutes Arrested As Police Raid Brothel In Calabar by mabeni(m): 11:21am On Sep 23, 2015
Children of hell
Politics.... by mabeni(op):
.
CelebritiesRe: Awards Displayed By 2face Idibia At The #fortyfied Concert [photos] by mabeni(m): 9:34am On Sep 21, 2015
2Baba, 9ja music LORD
CultureRe: 6 Main Reasons You Should Choose Marrying A Yoruba Guy Ahead Of Other Tribes by mabeni(m): 8:13pm On Sep 13, 2015
Story for the gods
RomanceRe: I Need Advice Please by mabeni(m): 8:11pm On Sep 13, 2015
onoerime:
Please advice me. I am about to marry a lady of 34 while i am 44yrs. Is the age gap too much?
age has got nothing to do with relationship /marriage
Christianity EtcRe: Truth by mabeni(m): 8:09pm On Sep 13, 2015
kpakpandoN:
JESUS is the ONLY Saviour
don't tell us wat we already knw
RomanceRe: Jamaica PATWAH (jamaican English) proverbs & it meanings by mabeni(op):
2dice:
Yea Man...
Gangster for life ..
Rude boi Yo know dis no be de Right Place to post diss Shii ...
Gwan
grin grin
mi aright ! . The mod gon do d right thing.
RomanceJamaica PATWAH (jamaican English) proverbs & it meanings by mabeni(op):
First of all, let me introduce to you what. PATWAH or patois means:is the language
that is used by most Jamaicans in casual
everyday conversations while Standard English is
normally reserved for professional environments.

Sit back and relax while you read nd enjoy these proverbs. Feel free to add yours.

. . .
1. “One, one coco full basket „
English Translation:
One by one cocoa can full a basket
Definition
Do not expect to achieve success
overnight.
2. “Mi cum yah fi drink milk, mi no cum yah
fi count cow „
English Translation:
I came here to drink milk, I didn’t come
to count cows
Definition
This is a reminder that we should
conduct business in a straightforward
manner. It also means that you should
deliver what you promise and not waste
time talking about it.
3. “Every hoe ha them stick a bush „
English Translation:
Every hoe has their thicket of bushes
Definition
Literally this denotes to each his own
but also means that there is someone
for everyone.
4. “Wah sweet nanny goat ago run him belly „
English Translation:
What tastes good to a goat will later
upset his stomach
Definition
This suggests that the things that seem
fine to you now can hurt you later.
5. “Chicken merry, hawk deh near „
English Translation:
Chicken is merry, a hawk is nearby
Definition
This implies that every silver lining has
its dark clouds. Even in the happiest
time one must be watchful.
6. “Fire deh a muss muss tail, him think a
cool breeze „
English Translation:
Fire is at a mouse’s tail, he thinks it’s
cool breeze
Definition
This saying is used to describe
someone (or a system) that is clueless.
It encourages people to stop being
complacent, as you will be unprepared
when disaster strikes.
7. “Mi throw mi corn but me neva call no fowl

English Translation:
I threw my corn but I didn’t call any fowl
Definition
In short this means, you are who you
show yourself to be, not who you say
you are.
8. “Sorry fi mawga dawg, mawga dawg tun
roun bite you „
English Translation:
Feel sorry for a hungry dog, then he
turns around and bite you
Definition
Sometimes it is the same ones we've
helped who are the most ungrateful.
9. “Cock mouth kill cock. „
English Translation:
A cock’s mouth causes its death
Definition
This implies that we need to be more
careful of the things we say as our
words can come back to haunt us also
do not act as if you are better than
others.
10. “Wanti wanti cyah get eh, getti getti nuh
want eh „
English Translation:
Those who really want something
cannot get it, those who are always
getting things do not want it
Definition
This suggest that some of us place very
little value on things that are more
important to others who are unable to
get these things. Count your blessings
and do not take what you have for
granted.
11. “Trouble nuh set like rain „
English Translation:
Trouble doesn’t give signs like the rain
Definition
Unlike bad weather we are often not
warned when adversity is near
12. “Time longa dan rope „
English Translation:
Time is longer than a rope
Definition
This encourages one to be patient and
to work hard and wait until you time
comes.
13. “Learn fi creep before yuh walk „
English Translation:
Learn to crawl before you walk
Definition
This suggests that you learn the basics
before you try to do things that are
more complexed. Take things one step
at a time
14. “Every mikkle mek a mukkle „
English Translation:
Every little makes something
Definition
Refers to thriftiness. Every penny saved
is a penny earned.
15. “ See an blind, Hear an def „
English Translation:
See and blind, hear and deaf
Definition
This is similar to the phase "see no evil,
hear no evil". In essence you should pay
attention to your own business and not
try to meddle in another person’s life.
16. “Mi nuh come yah fi hear ass dead an cow
fat „
English Translation:
I didn’t come here to hear that a horse
is dead and a cow is fat
Definition
This is saying that you should get to the
point and stop beating around the bush.
Just say as it is
17. “Mi old but mi no cold „
English Translation:
I am old but I am not cold
Definition
This warns us not to underestimate the
value of the elderly
18. “Duppy know who fi frighten „
English Translation:
A ghost knows whom to frighten
Definition
Basically bullies know to pick on those
who are least able to defend
themselves
19. “Si mi an cum live with mi a two different
thing „
English Translation:
To see me and come live with me are
two different things
Definition
This is a warning for persons to be
mindful of the choices that they make
as sometimes appearance can be
deceiving. This is similar to saying don’t
judge a book by its cover.
20. “Wen coco ripe it muss buss „
English Translation:
When a cocoa is ripe it will burst
Definition
Action speaks louder than words
RomanceRe: Some Facts That Will Blow Your Mind by mabeni(m): 9:12pm On Sep 08, 2015
FP material bt u need to modify it
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerians Are The Most Confused People.read This by mabeni(m):
Op, and you think dividing ll help us? One 9ja one nation I prays 4.

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