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Samantha124:
Did the two of you finally get married?

yes. We have two handsome boys now.

And God has really been good to us. We are doing well for ourselves now financially.

turmacs:
Like this post if you want davido do die next month

of what important is David's death to you?

ppogba:
Simply because of your English.

. You got me

Nigeria and corruption...why my are not on the list?

Successdude:
Sometimes my phone vibrates by itself. Could it be that there is an undercover app installed ?

And, the worst of the worst is these screen-covering ADS I receive virtually every 30 seconds or so it pops up and covers my screen and you know what that means : it sti have to wait stops everything I'm doing - I have to wait until there is an X to exit the ads.

Please this has made my anger rise and stresses me ....... How can I get rid of this ?

NB : it's a new phone and I bought it through easybuy on Slot but it's about 4 months ago. They normally install something if you buy through easy buy. Could it be the case


Even now as I'm typing it has popped up 3 times now ........... Arrrrghhgg


How to get rid of thisss

your luncher is responsible.

These are one of people giving Nigeria police bad name.

Imagine sey these ones jam you for lonely corner. Dem extort you and do an undo...then you'd be thinking they're authentic Nigeria Policemen

Snake. I fear that animal

They are in the bush waiting for you to reverse. You might get shot if you reverse and if you attempt to speed off, they are hiding in the bush ahead. If you have experienced a highway night robbery you will understand me.


The solution is off your engine, Remove your key and quietly enter the bush and take cover.

In ibadan, I went to separate my next door neighbor... husband and wife beating each other in their room at night.

The husband stylishly held my stomach and pinch me hard. I screamed loud and ran back to my room.

Since I left the compound, I no try am again.

To buy land but sadly, something else will come up and take the money.

The commenter above me, please, help surmarise this article. Thanks

RoadMozart:
Most times its the rubbish they sell in all these fuel stations.

I met a man that came to fix his range rover where I fix my car. His problem was that he filled his tank of 100 litres with fuel but when the mechanic emptied the contents of the tank, we all saw more than 25 litres of water. The dude almost went berserk.

These fuel people now dilute their fuel with water.

not possible. Water can never be used in diluting fuel.

I will return repeat, it's not possible

silvoclaira:
This is preposterous


IPhone no be your mates.



How do NYSC female members today get the money to buy this phones, while serving?

they trades CLITOcurrency.

MoonlightDrive:
Why don't you do your research on welding... With the infrastructural deficit in Nigeria... it definitely will be a thriving business.

https://www.nairaland.com/6877223/pipeline-structural-welders-connect-thread/2

thanks

CheerfulGiver:
Professional truck driving training at A1 driving school is 750k for 2 months. I was there today

ah! Where I Wan 750k from?

I prefer doing motor boy.

Pearl1910:
U spend 22k on fuel daily? even a V6 Camry or Venza will not consume that much.
Fix your car o.

na which car you dey drive?

Mind you, 22k is 45 litres.

CheerfulGiver:
Mon - 50,200
Tue. - 48,300
Wed - 33,900
Thurs - 47,300
Fri -
Sat -
Sun -

Total so far (minus offline) = 179,700
Commission - 17,970
Fuel - 50k

Net - 111,730.

I only post facts.

wow! you spent 5ok on fuel in 4days?

What type of car do you drive please?

I use Honda civic 2006 and spends 22k daily on fuel if I really want to work.

To be honest, this job don tire me.
I have parked my car since the subsidy removal. if the car go get major maintenance issues, I no go get money to solve cos profit no dey again.


Na which work I fit learn as a family man?

I been dey think of truck /Trailer or Tipper Driving.

I need your opinion.

I am an E-hailing or uber driver based in Lagos.
The fuel subsidy removal has crashed the business....making it difficult for drivers to meet up with targets.

In my own case, I fuel my car with 20k daily since the subsidy removal but ends up not making profit. I decided to park my car and look for a skill to learn.

I finally settled for Truck /Trailer or Tipper Driving....

Please, if you know where I can learn these, kindly link me up...


Note :I'm married with kids and responsible to the core.
I don't want to lose my value at home.

Help a brother.

Sirseedorf:
Morning guys,
So it's been a couple of year since I've bought a cloth to wear or for myself, but now am traveling for ileya and I need something cool to wear. I need an advice on where to get better jean trousers and shirt/polo.
I've gone through jumia fashion store but some people say jumia is not reliable, that their cloth are utterly rubbish. On the other hand I feel like going to lagos island (idumota market) I heard there are better cloths and choices there, though I stay V.i and it will be easy to access there.
Question: Can I buy from jumia or go to idumota market ?...

what's up man? Why did you stop your truck driving training(motor boy ) ?

What was the experience?

PapaNnamdi:
I hate police officers,

They have held me twice for traffic related offence (one way)
And demanded I drive to their station.

Is traffic offence a Police job,

Let me get enlightened pls cos they collected 50k on those occations without actually entering the station

taking one way is as dangerous as drunk driving. You don't have a say...you did wrong.

...

nurey:
The code points at Power control module PCM but also did the programmer program the key to the car? As you have changed brainbox I am just guessing he should have also added the key to enable the vehicle start.

If the key is chiped and not added no way that car will start.

yes. He did

What could be my car problem?
I recently replaced my car brainbox but the key icon on the dashboard doesn't go off and car doesn't start but according to the guy who programmed the BRAINBOX, it's perfectly programmed but he's confused why the key icon on the dashboard keeps flashing.


We scanned it and got code p0606.
Car is Honda civic 2009

What could be my car problem?
I recently replaced my car brainbox but the key icon on the dashboard doesn't go off and car doesn't start but according to the guy who programmed the BRAINBOX, it's perfectly programmed but he's confused why the key icon on the dashboard keeps flashing.


We scanned it and got code p0606.
Car is Honda civic 2009

The truth is, If you were earning the money legitly you won't misuse it.

My advice:. Continue living your Life like that but when you get to 50yrs without meaningful achievement,your eyes go clear.



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Pearl1910:
Let a professional check the immobilizer.
Also let a mechanic check if the timing is properly set.

thanks.i don't think it's the timing chain.

The car doesn't supply current or fuel...it can't start.
Thanks

GreatVocalist:
I don't get it. You left without knowing why he laughed and instructed you to return after two weeks?

from observation, he laughed at me because he felt I was too young for a relationship. I felt being mocked.

mastermaestro:
Why exactly did he laugh? Are you sure it had anything to do with your age? It's weird though. That was a poor counseling session he oversaw. So what went down with you and your girlfriend afterwards? Did she still deal with you or you went back to her?

no she didn't. She was just making empty threat.

She later came back begging to come back to me but I turned her down.

Several years ago, I Lost my businesses and My girlfriend at the time started acting up. I threatened to break up with her but she threatened to deal with me if I dare break up.

I finally broke up with her but fear dey always catch because of her threat. Then,I started going to One redeemed church.

One day In the church, the pastor started prophesizing What God showed him in spiritual realm and at a point Said "if you are a Young guy here and recently broke up with a girl and she promised to deal with you, kindly see me In my office after service.

Na so I begin to dey sweat inside ac. I went to meet him after service and narrated how I lost my businesses and broke up with a girl that I was the person he was referring to the other Time.

The pastor asked for my age , I told him .only for him too burst into loud laugh ,asked me to write down my name and number and come back in 2weeks Time. I was embarrassed and felt like a fool.

That was my last time in the church.

Note: I was 25years at the time and have been independent since 19 and taking responsibilities of My younger siblings without commiting crime.

Pearl1910:
I want to assume ur rewire is a good one, and has checked battery, ignition, kick starter, key sensor, fuel pump, and cold start switch etc.
If all these has been checked and certified working fine then maybe ur car has been locked with security. Does the car have immobilizer or tracker? Did u recently work on the engine??

Yes.it has immobilizer but no tracker and I recently dropped the engine to work on the timing chain.