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Family › Re: His Neighbors And NEPA Bills Palava by mabeni(op): 11:45am On Feb 13, 2015

menix:
oga no vex i did not read it oo...

Pls kindly read it out 4 mii...

Aka Gum.....

I see. Next time, read and digest it bfore commenting. And bside, no be everybody pocket fat like ur own.

Family › Re: His Neighbors And NEPA Bills Palava by mabeni(op): 11:12am On Feb 13, 2015

menix:
Oga u funny oo..
Alwayz put on ur appliances wen leaving home, at least d rats re there to enjoy d moment.

Then come home nd pay ur bills..

Stingy neigbours b like I only ve radio set nd an electric bulb...

Oga, did u read it before spewing trash?

Family › His Neighbors And NEPA Bills Palava by mabeni(op): 10:34am On Feb 13, 2015

Pls your kinda advice is needed.
How do i stop paying NEPA bills
when i am not staying home. My
neighbors keeps asking to pay
when i hardly go home or sleep
at home cos the nature of my job
or the distance doesnt permit me
to do so.
Comments:
~ 18 mins

Food › Re: ****Oyinbo Wey Share Love For EGUSI**** by mabeni(m): 9:36am On Feb 12, 2015

FriedPlantain:
Where this babe take learn pidgin like this

may be na one 9ja igbo Guy wey dey bleep her teach her.

Health › Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by mabeni(m): 8:26am On Feb 12, 2015

Dats wat u get when u buy and wears cheap okirika boxers (Under wears:

Culture › Re: Top 10 Most Spoken Nigerian Languages by mabeni(m): 10:51pm On Feb 11, 2015

This list is incomplete without ''IGALA'' . Spoken in Kogi state.
Op, do the needful pls.

Food › Re: How To Cook With Weed. by mabeni(op): 3:44pm On Feb 11, 2015

charix:
Experimented with weed in my university days. A day I would never forget was the one I ingested weed in indomie. A few hours later it felt like madness rained on me. That was the most potent memory I ever had of weed use regardless of the fact it was a small dose which would have little effect on me if smoked.

Thanks for the thread. Would try cooking weed with a meal one of these days for oldtime's sake.

you may have taken overdose.

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Politics › Buhari WINS 2015 Presidential Election by mabeni(op): 1:05pm On Feb 11, 2015

Without being Vote for, even God and the gods knows is going to Aso Rock comes May. VOTE BUHARI 4 PRESIDENT!

Food › Re: Recipe For Burukutu Or Kunu by mabeni(op): 12:49pm On Feb 11, 2015

[url]u haf spoil my thread[/url]

marvelling:
Who dreams of kunu? lol

[url]

marvelling:
Who dreams of kunu? lol

Romance › Re: She Gave Her A Thunderous Slap For Appreciating Her Beauty! by mabeni(op): 12:08pm On Feb 11, 2015

Blebleswag:
Yes, cos d issue turned 2 a big querrel, so she held him till d guy came.

And u were looking at the soldier beating him? Without giving the victim a helping hand. Pple wicked o!

Food › Re: Recipe For Burukutu Or Kunu by mabeni(op): 12:04pm On Feb 11, 2015

marvelling:
Lol @ dreaming of kunu

funny?

Food › How To Cook With Weed. by mabeni(op): 12:01pm On Feb 11, 2015

Even for experienced smokers,
eating foods containing
marijuana can be a whole new
experience. It is the perfect
solution for those who don't
want to smoke, or those of you
who use marijuana for medical
use.

To prepare weed for eating it
has to be heated in some way. It
won't work if the weed is eaten
without preparation, because the
digestive system is unable to
digest THC (the stuff that gets
you stoned) directly. When
cooking with weed, it is very
important to use fat (oil, butter,
milk) because THC is fat soluble
and not water soluble. It is
therefore impossible to get high
from pot tea, for example,
without adding some milk.

What are the effects?

Eating marijuana is a little
different from smoking it. The
effects last much longer, and the
experience can be a lot more
intense. The effects can take
anywhere from 30 minutes to 2
hours to start. So if nothing
happens for a while, don't get
too impatient and eat more. We
recommend starting with a low
dose, and increase it the next
time until you are happy with the
high.
When the effects do kick in you
will start to feel very relaxed. If
you are sitting in a comfy spot,
you may not want to move! Many
people refer to the effects as
‘Body Stoned’ because your body
will feel very relaxed and heavy.
What should I do if I eat too
much?
Eating too much weed-infused
food can be quite intense for
some people. You may feel sick,
confused, unable to move or talk,
and your coordination may be
heavily affected. If you eat too
much and you feel the effects are
too strong, you can try:

1. Drink the juice of or eat citrus
acid fruits such as lemons,
oranges or grapefruits.

2. Eat pistachios or pine nuts.

3. Use pine essential oil topically
or inhalation.

4. Use a product rich in CBD
(cannabidiol).

2:How much weed do I use?

One difficulty cooking with
marijuana is measuring the
potency, which is governed by
how much weed you use. The
following amounts of marijuana
are estimates. We recommend
experimenting to find what
works best for you.
For 1 pound of butter (0.4kgs),
use:
Leaf - 1.5 to 2 ounces
Trim - 1 ounce
Smal or la

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Food › Recipe For Burukutu Or Kunu by mabeni(op): 11:39am On Feb 11, 2015

Have u been dreaming to know how to do kunu? Then come here and lets me teach you.

Romance › Re: She Gave Her A Thunderous Slap For Appreciating Her Beauty! by mabeni(op): 10:06am On Feb 11, 2015

mezay:
"her immature behaviour"?

yes, immature.

Family › Re: Widow's Sons Arrested For Beating Her Young Boyfriend - VI, Lagos by mabeni(m): 6:35pm On Feb 10, 2015*

But if it was their mum that died and their dad brings home a female of their age-mate for Bleep, they would be like "Paale, chop knuckle, we dey ur back". chai! Women don sofa!

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Romance › Re: She Gave Her A Thunderous Slap For Appreciating Her Beauty! by mabeni(op): 5:55pm On Feb 10, 2015

diddydiva:
sexy?

he deserves it.

so, is that the best way to settle it?

Romance › Re: She Gave Her A Thunderous Slap For Appreciating Her Beauty! by mabeni(op): 5:19pm On Feb 10, 2015

Wealthyone:
The woman acted extremely but when will Men learn not to compliment a woman's beauty with Sex? It means "ma'am, u are good for sex" and that's unacceptable. Totally wrong! You're looking good or pretty will do just fine.

she could have pretended not to hear him instead of the immature behaviour.

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Romance › Re: She Gave Her A Thunderous Slap For Appreciating Her Beauty! by mabeni(op): 4:53pm On Feb 10, 2015*

jsunex:
Dats NAIJA mentality, only in Nigeria will u tell a lady she looks sexy and tak it to b somtin else...

Imagine the kind disgrace she gave to a family man

Romance › Re: 5 Major Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In A Relationship by mabeni(m): 4:43pm On Feb 10, 2015

Enegod:
exactly

still using ur 3310?

Romance › Re: 5 Major Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In A Relationship by mabeni(m): 4:40pm On Feb 10, 2015

Enegod:
exactly

frm ur 3310?

Romance › She Gave Her A Thunderous Slap For Appreciating Her Beauty! by mabeni(op): 4:32pm On Feb 10, 2015

It was a terrible morning for one security man in one of the new generational Banks when a female customer landed a shocking slap on his face. it was gathered that the man trying to appreciate the said woman's beauty but at the process, he innocently said " you are sexy Ma" instead of ""you are not lookin bad Man. This angered her and gave him a regretable slap. it baffles me y so pple cant control their emotions.

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Romance › Re: 5 Major Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In A Relationship by mabeni(m): 3:50pm On Feb 10, 2015*

Enegod:
[color=grey]The BIGGEST MISTAKE is doing a lot of things IN THE BEGINNING to get the girl then once you get her, you stop doing what attracted her to you in the first place.
Then once her behavior changes or she seems to be acting weird, the guy starts
scratching his head wondering what HER problem is.

Getting a woman isn't like fishing. When you go fishing, you use bait. Well, once you catch the fish, you NO LONGER NEED the bait.

In dating, you CAN'T do that. Whatever you used in the beginning to get the relationship started needs to be used to MAINTAIN the relationship. If not, the women will "feel" like something is
missing, she'll feel that something is "different", but won't know what it is, and
that "missing feeling" will either make her lose interest or cheat..[/color]

In summary, dont start what you cannot finish.

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Politics › Re: Nazim Mimiko Nominated To Replace Jega From March 1, 2015 by mabeni(m): 10:56am On Feb 10, 2015

Lord, if this is true, then i fear for the future of my Country.

Food › Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by mabeni(m): 4:05pm On Feb 09, 2015

Drdaps:
Well, you are so damn on point
But in what class can we classify those that bought a single wrap of fufu just to get soup to eat those that they have at home

and those ones that comes to buka with a big fufu or eba hidden in their agbada ? They ll be like '' gimme one fufu and one pomo but put soup well well" only for them to bring out the hidden fufu wen no eyes watches dem.'

Food › Re: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by mabeni(m): 4:03pm On Feb 09, 2015

Drdaps:
Well, you are so damn on point
But in what class can we classify those that bought a single wrap of fufu just to get soup to eat those that they have at home

Politics › Re: Nigerian General Elections Postponed by mabeni(m): 11:46am On Feb 07, 2015

what a country!

Business › Re: Buy Your Brand New Asus Notebook Laptop Now!! by mabeni(m): 12:36am On Feb 06, 2015

AKUNWATA1:
https://www.nairaland.com/2132504/buy-brand-new-asus-x551m OYA GO FEED YOUR EYES OGA THOMAS

Oga Titus, i don siam.

Business › Re: Buy Your Brand New Asus Notebook Laptop Now!! by mabeni(m): 11:55pm On Feb 05, 2015

e nuh get picture?

Fashion › Re: Photo: Check Out This Funny Head Gear(gele) A Woman Wore To An Occasion by mabeni(m): 10:24am On Feb 05, 2015

Seriously, that woman looks like a man. He put that on, asked his friend to take a shot of him. Wanting to make FTP on Nland.

Romance › Ladies, Please by mabeni(op): 10:18am On Feb 05, 2015

For Ladies and for them alone.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Exposition Of Modern Day Slavery by mabeni(op): 10:02am On Feb 04, 2015

gilgal7:
Copy and paste

Did you read the thread at all?

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