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ComputersMicrosoft Finally Design Windows 9 (photo) by Macclane(op): 7:32am On Jan 06, 2016
We all know the sequence that Gate CEO of microsoft followed with his design of OS, Windows 98,99,xp,2000,2007 and 2010. Recently somewhere in Adamawa, a picture was leaked of a man checking out a new windows 9 which was released nt long ago.

EventsRe: Imagine The Cake They Made For This Woman's 40th Birthday by Macclane(m): 7:13am On Jan 06, 2016
Na wow to sum cake oh.
Jokes EtcI'm Having A Huge Problem. Need Your Help. by Macclane(op): 9:47pm On Jun 23, 2015
Am having a very strange problem with my digestive system, the more I eat food, the more I get hungry, the less I eat or if I don't eat at all, I feel satisfied! Its a strange thing to me. Any one in line with food and dietetics have any idea what this is??
EducationRe: Photo: See How A Mathematician Proved 0 Divided By 0 Equals 2 by Macclane(m): 2:46pm On May 11, 2015
wonda26:
10^2 - 10^2 = (10 + 10)(10-10) is very correct.

In mathematics, it is called 'Difference of two squares'


If you doubt, try simplifying the right hand side of the equation
Mr man, if u evaluate (10+10)(10-10) its 0. Use ur calculator! Try dat for xams if u no get F, make I fly
EducationRe: What Course Is This Man Studying by Macclane(m): 10:32pm On Apr 19, 2015
politricks:
He is studying stupidity. Op are you sure that is not you?
Solar Engeneering.
EducationRe: Most Preferred Courses In Nigerian Universities by Macclane(m): 9:46am On Apr 18, 2015
the OP probably dreamt this up
the confirmed top ten for the last ten years are;
10) Theatre Arts
9) Banking & Finance
cool Sociology
7) Chemical Engineering
6) Geology
5) Economics
4) Mechanical Engineering
3) Medicine & Surgery
2) Electrical & Electronic Engineering
1) Accounting
All this na cripple list. You wan tell me Architecture no followhuh
Jokes EtcRe: Pls Help Me With This My Stomach Ooo!!!!! by Macclane(m): 9:57am On Apr 16, 2015
Mprex:
use a knife to pierce your stomach so that the rat will come out tongue
Hahaha, and if d rat no comot, swallow 3 rat traps
Jokes EtcNigerian Pidgin Proverbs And Translations by Macclane(op): 12:11am On Apr 14, 2015
NIGERIA PIDGIN
PROVERBS
*Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be
wahala. English translation : Easier said
than done.
*No matter how hot your temper be,e no
fit boil beans. English translation: Calm
down, your temper won’t solve the
problem.
*Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan
go still end up inside pot of soup. English
translation: You can’t run away from your
destiny
*Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya
wrap. English translation: Keep calm!
Nothing lasts forever.
*Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go
come back as corn beef. English
translation: Just be patient. Let the game
come to you. Don’t rush!
*Akara and moin moin get the same
parent, na wetin dem pass through make
dem different. English translation: How you
start doesn’t matter, what matters is how
you finish.
*Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for
Sabinus. English translation: Give everyone
what they deserve.
*The difference between kpekere and
plantain chips na packaging. English
translation: Don’t judge based on
appearance alone.
*Escort me, Escort me, na im slave trade
take start. English translation: Serious
things sometimes start like a joke.
*The water wey dem use take make eba
can never be recovered back. English
translation: Don’t cry over spilled milk.
TV/MoviesRe: How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM) by Macclane(op): 12:05am On Apr 14, 2015
E make senz small as no be Robin born him kids
TV/MoviesHow I Met Your Mother (HIMYM) by Macclane(op): 11:33pm On Apr 12, 2015
Pls where can I get complete HIMYM season 9 to download, I really want to know who Ted married. Tnks
Jokes EtcSolve This Simple Addition! by Macclane(op): 11:25pm On Apr 12, 2015
Nlanders, I juz got a maths frm my friend and worked on it all day bt to no avail. I tot I could share dis to this great site for aid.
*+*+*=30
The number to be used are 1 3 5 7 9 11 13 and 15. You can repeat no. If you want but let dem be just 3! Tnks as you ponder.
PoliticsRe: Desmond Olusola Eliot Declared Winner Lagos H/assembly by Macclane(op): 6:45pm On Apr 12, 2015
He was clearly good in movies, let's see weather he will Plot dis seat corectly!
PoliticsDesmond Olusola Eliot Declared Winner Lagos H/assembly by Macclane(op): 6:43pm On Apr 12, 2015
Nollywood star, Desmond Elliot,
of the All Progressives Congress (APC) on
Sunday polled 23,141 votes at the Surulere
state constituency l to emerge winner.
The
Independent
National
Electoral
Commission
(INEC)
Returning
Officer, Dr
Mariam Quadri,
made the
declaration at
Surulere
Collation Centre.
”That Desmond Olusola Elliot of APC
having satisfied the requirements of the
law and scored the highest number of
votes is hereby declared winner and is
returned elected, ” she said.

PhonesRe: 10 Best Android Phones 2015 by Macclane(m): 6:31pm On Apr 12, 2015
Collinz2:
gionee m2 4 this modern life. Na native doctor go deliver u.
D guy and d native doctor need deliverance all of dem!
Jokes EtcRe: Abeg Help....who Noticed Dis Changes........... by Macclane(m): 9:54pm On Mar 24, 2015
Na wow ohh, uve made me lost my MB to click on dis link.
RomanceRe: Can You Name This Kiss(pix) by Macclane(m): 8:29pm On Mar 20, 2015
Dis one nobe kiss again nw, dem dey look like zombi way never suck blood.

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