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I just saw this and it touched me.
A street dog found a new born baby after he was thrown in the street by his mother. The dog took
the new born baby in his mouth without hurting him and put in front of one house and went away, the baby is alive and in good health. Verily, this dog had more pain than the mother who born the baby.


Please ladies and even Gentlemen, if you can't avoid sex, protect it!!

PrettySleek:
Na sit down dey look I dey since morning o. So bored.

Eya I feel ur plight,! I tink say na only guys no dey celebrate bdays!!

PrettySleek:
Hapi birthday to u too darling!

Thanks pretty sweety! Hope u had fun unlike me!! Still loking for breakfast!

PrettySleek:
I want to use this chance to thank everyone who have been of great importance to me, my family my friends my nairaland people. You guys are awesome! You make life more wholesome I appreciate u all!

Ma bday also!

If u have d spirit in you, u will knw if its ryt or nt

It uses light, hope it wunt stop.

farouk0403:
yes is me
who is this please

Peter! Moses was d op

farouk0403:
I sight sulaiman jazzy and Lscorest

Remain small I for talk say u be FK

notoriousbabe:
that was murder. Stop supporting evil all in the name of trying to sound holy and forgiving.

May the same be done to your baby as it was done to that innocent boy. Let me hear you shout a big thunderous amen.

Leave it to people that will pass the judgement. And what you wished me was not cool. At all! You should have typed dat

Cutehector:
Crucify her

He that has no sin should stone her

Na 4 pointer I be oh! Where dah ur faulty bicycle!

BENIN CITY—Hope for Niger Delta Campaign,
HNDC, a non-governmental organisation
based in The Netherlands, has said that the
current attack on oil installations in the Niger
Delta region by Niger Delta Avengers, NDA,
was not in the interest of the region.
The group commended the Federal
Government for the withdrawal of the
military from the area, and urged the militant
group to explore this opportunity by
suspending attacks on oil installations and
embark on meaningful discussions with the
Federal Government if they claim that their
agitation is in the interest of the people of
the Niger Delta.
Niger Delta activists, founder and Executive
Director of NNDC, Mr Sunny Ofehe, who
spoke to Vanguard, said that the attacks will
not only cripple oil production but will have
serious health implications for the people of
the region.
According to him, “The environment has
faced despoliation from crude oil extraction.
The main occupation of the people which is
farming and fishing have been gravely
affected by oil spills and pollution from gas
flaring.
“Any meaningful agitation should be
targeted at addressing these situations and
calling on the government and oil
multinational companies to meet these needs
and remediate the environment of the
people. This must be done in an organised
manner with all stakeholders.”

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/avengers-attacks-oil-installations-not-interest-n-delta-region-group/

Ado-Ekiti—There was a mild drama in Ado-
Ekiti, the Ekiti State capital yesterday, when
lawmakers of state House of Assembly hold a
plenary session right in the middle of
highway, in protest against the freezing of
the account of Governor Ayodele Fayose at
the Zenith by the Economic and Financial
Crime Commission (EFCC).
The EFCC had on June 21 frozen two account
numbers 1003126654 and 9013074033,
belonging to Fayose at the Zenith Bank
alleging that N1.2 billion of the $2.1 billion
arms scandal was traced to the accounts.
The lawmakers, who sat under a canopy
displayed placards with different inscriptions
such as: “we are ready for arrest”,”harassing
Ekiti lawmakers/government won’t give you
2018,” “No matter your media trial and
blackmail, on Fayose we stand” and leave
Fayose alone” among others.
They accuse the federal government of
deliberately orchestrating and manipulating
anti-graft and security agencies to intimidate
and harass Fayose over his consistent and
strident criticism of Buhari’s policies.
Policemen in 11 hilux pick-up vans provide
security to the protesters, six of the vans
were used to block one lane of the Okesa
dual carriage highway forcing motorists
coming from Fajuyi road to divert to the
other side of the road.
The lawmakers, who came to the scene with
travelling bags containing their personal
effects, said they were ready for the EFCC’s
arrest.
The Speaker of the assembly, Hon. Kola
Oluwawole, while addressing newsmen said
the sit out assignment was meant to pass a
note of warning to the APC-led federal
government that they were solidly behind
Fayose and that nobody can use them to
impeach the governor.
The deputy speaker, Segun Adewumi, said;
“If Fayose builds house anywhere, it is not
their business; they should wait until he
finishes his tenure.”
He alleged that security reports at their
disposal indicated that 10 of them had been
pencilled down by the federal government
for arrest over trump up charges.”

Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/ekiti-assembly-members-protest-condemn-freezing-fayoses-accounts/

Am nt sure this man can GET OUT OF POLITICS!!!

He'll plot his way!! Ali Modu Sheriff. I dey hail, u sabi dis game die!

Israellb:
Ye!!! *Faints* *wakes up* *look at picture* *Faints again*

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what the... hm cool

cruzita:
if you ask me ,na who I go ask?

You aint one of such ladies? Or u like to celebrate ur bday on a low key? Or wish to juz read wishes on fbook only truout d day like me? Which?

fbtowner:
op knows the answer he os just trying to create a scene here



smh

And after creating a scene, I'll gather dem put dem to work in my farm??

Teniolasmart:
hmm

Uhum, better nw!

Evning ya'll.

I think its a normal thing for a lady to celebrate her birthday but most atyms, they take there birthdays like its a ONE LIFE TIME event! If you are a guy of such ladies, you will wonder if you just finished paying for a wedding event.

What I saw today what funny sha. I was in a shop taking a mineral erly this morning, then a lady - friend of the shop keeper - enterd and started complaining that she bought an MTN card of 500 Naira but couldn't load (poor network), then I suggest that she should give the shop keeper the card to load and he will transfer it to her phone back, less she get bared from recharging, her responds was - no!! If I do that, I wunt get my 100% bonus. Dats not all, she said she need that bonus to call her guy so that they could discuss about her birthday arrangements and stuffs related to that. The shop keeper asked - when is your birthday and she responded - 31st August!!

I was like wat tha ... Today is 23rd JUNE and she is panicking on 31st AUGUST birthday.


Now ladies, seriously, what is it so special about this birthday that happens to everyone every year?

Teniolasmart:
.when d quoter is quoting the quotea

So that the qoutee could quote the quoter

Teniolasmart:
because u were d one who first quote my quote.lol

Now just because there is a quote button, you decided to quote my quote!!!

Teniolasmart:
hmmmmm.dis quoting stuff make sence oooo

Lo and behold a new quoter! Why you dey quote my quote!!!

ikbnice:
and you quoted me again! I feel u my guy.

Where is the un-qoute button!!!

ikbnice:
must you quote the quote I quoted for quoting OP?

Haha!! Sorry oh!! I no quote nobody again!

ikbnice:
must you re-quote the quote I quoted?

Must you quote the re-quoted quote which op quoted?

ikbnice:
must you quote me?

Must you quote the quote I qoute u?

ikbnice:
I have known all these before.

Must u quote the Op again?

okikiosibodu:
I know many people will still come after me, to yab u...brace up for impart

For impart again

Hawx:
Very possible!

Him popcy farther!!! If no be photoshop make I miss