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Jokes Etc / Re: Reporter Accidentally Flashes Underwear After Her Hand Got Caught In Her Dress. by Macclane(m): 8:58pm On Jun 19, 2016
prinsam30:
She does it accidentally
When FTC goes wrong!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your Worse Ever Combination Of Food by Macclane(m): 1:13pm On Jun 17, 2016
Beanspap and honney with salt
Romance / Re: 8 Things Guys Do On Facebook That Baffles Most Ladies (photos) by Macclane(m): 1:34pm On Jun 16, 2016
5. They hide their Id as much as possible.

Romance / Re: 8 Things Guys Do On Facebook That Baffles Most Ladies (photos) by Macclane(m): 1:31pm On Jun 16, 2016
4. They take comment harshly even if you joke, they conclude negatively!

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Romance / Re: 8 Things Guys Do On Facebook That Baffles Most Ladies (photos) by Macclane(m): 1:29pm On Jun 16, 2016
3. When you try checking there profile to know more about them

Romance / Re: 8 Things Guys Do On Facebook That Baffles Most Ladies (photos) by Macclane(m): 1:28pm On Jun 16, 2016
2. They change there relationship status like disco light.

Romance / 8 Things Guys Do On Facebook That Baffles Most Ladies (photos) by Macclane(m): 1:25pm On Jun 16, 2016
Some things that most ladiess do on social media is way too much and awkward! Here are some few that makes me feel.. Argh,,,!

You can add urs!!

1. They tag every body in the world on there status update. Including people that are yet to register

Politics / Re: Contractor Resumes Work On Kano-Maiduguri, Potiskum-Damaturu Expressway by Macclane(m): 1:17pm On Jun 15, 2016
loomer:



Na so we see am, but sometimes I blame the leaders from those regions.

I don sharap

I senz maturity!!

That road is the only official road in and out of maiduguri, d other 2, Bama and Damboa are death trap both by BH and dia past activity there!! The new road will mean so well to the northeast especially Maiduguri!!!
Politics / Re: Contractor Resumes Work On Kano-Maiduguri, Potiskum-Damaturu Expressway by Macclane(m): 11:33am On Jun 15, 2016
loomer:
I still Neva know which major road for north dey bad. All wey I don pass good throwaway, yet them still dey do more.

Sharap!


grin


Bt wen last u follow??
Politics / Enugu House Of Assembly Asks Gov Ugwanyi To Revoke Undeveloped Lands by Macclane(m): 7:23am On Jun 15, 2016
By Emeka Mamah Enugu—The Enugu State House of Assembly has asked Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi to revoke all undeveloped parcels of land allocated to individuals and corporate organisations in the urban areas in the state urgently. The House also asked the governor to either retain the lands when revoked or re-allocate them to those willing to develop them for immediate use. The resolution followed a motion sponsored by the Deputy Speaker of the House, Donatus Uzogbado and 22 others. Uzogbado had while presenting the motion said that undeveloped lands had become breeding grounds for criminals and should, therefore, be reallocated to those willing to develop them quickly, without stating the period of time such lands have to be developed. “It is disheartening to discover that over a period of time, some people/agencies allocated government lands have either abandoned them or refused to develop them as stipulated in their allocation letters. “Some have kept such lands for better deals in future. Mr. Speaker, this is not progressive and, therefore, unacceptable. It is worrisome that land agents/speculators will always position themselves at vantage positions to acquire lands for gains instead of needs,” Uzogbado added. In his contribution, Sunday Ude-Okoye, representing Awgu North Constituency suggested that the lands to be revoked should not only be lands acquired by individuals but also Federal Government’s agencies.

Politics / EFCC Raids Obanikoro’s House, Carts Away Cars, Other Valuables by Macclane(m): 7:02am On Jun 15, 2016
By Evelyn Usman Lagos—Officials of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC yesterday, stormed the Ikoyi home of former Minister of State for Defence, Mr Musiliu Obanikoro and allegedly went away with some vehicles and other valuables. Obanikoro was not at home when they visited, as he was said to be out of the country. Obanikoro’s media aide, Jonathan Eze, alleged that the officials harassed occupants of the building, among whom was Obanikoro’s wife. Eze, in a statement issued to Vanguard at about 7.40pm said “Today, (yesterday) officials of EFCC invaded Senator Obanikoro houses in Ikoyi with unnecessary force and harassment of occupants who are mainly kids, teenagers, his wife and daughters in-law, carting away cars, wristwatches and other valuables. “This is against the backdrop of the fact that the anti-graft agency has never invited him or his son for questioning beyond the allegations they have been propagating in the media. ''We are using this medium to draw the attention of all Nigerians to yet another infringement on the fundamental and inalienable rights of the Obanikoro family. ''Lovers of freedom should not wait until our democracy is put at irreversible damage. The list of human rights violations and political persecution has reached an alarming rate. “We see this as a further show of shame of this present administration which is hell bent on politically persecuting its perceived opponents in other to stoop them and rubbish their hard earned reputation of untainted public services. “To our chagrin, the vehicles driven away were cars and trucks bought since 2006 and thereabouts, when Senator Obanikoro served as an Ambassador in Ghana among others which obviously has no bearing with the purported investigation they are supposedly carrying out. ''Senator Obanikoro has consulted with his Lawyers and is prepared to meet them in court to stop this intrusions and persecution” Eze stated. Spokesperson for the Commission, Wilson Uwajaren who confirmed the raid, said; “Its true that our men went there today. Its part of the investigation involving Obanikoro and his two sons . But nobody was harassed. Anybody familiar with the EFCC knows that we don’t harass people. Our men went there to do their lawful duty”.

Jokes Etc / Re: Name A Comedy Movie You Watched 5 Times And Still Dint Get Bored by Macclane(m): 6:51am On Jun 14, 2016
visita:
Have you watched it?
I sent d movie to my drive bt I dint watch it. I tot it wunt be nice
Nairaland / General / Re: Mad Men now Sweeping The main Streets Of Calabar (pix And Video) by Macclane(m): 8:26am On Jun 13, 2016
The coment above me dey look like op handwriting! Bros u catch sit for pesin?
TV/Movies / Re: Channels TV Presenter Uses Power-Bank On Air [PHOTO] by Macclane(m): 8:23am On Jun 13, 2016
Louiscutedude:
This country problem is bigger than d solution
Eyen
TV/Movies / Re: Channels TV Presenter Uses Power-Bank On Air [PHOTO] by Macclane(m): 8:21am On Jun 13, 2016
TruthHurts1:


O boy dis ya moniker get as e be grin
Bros na ur truth oh!!! But u knw say if ur mind clean like my own you no for grab wetin d moniker be!
Nairaland / General / Re: Mad Men now Sweeping The main Streets Of Calabar (pix And Video) by Macclane(m): 8:19am On Jun 13, 2016
BTW u want make him dey wait for LAWMA to sweep him domain
Nairaland / General / Re: Mad Men now Sweeping The main Streets Of Calabar (pix And Video) by Macclane(m): 8:18am On Jun 13, 2016
So you dey joke with our sun abi Dose people wey dey Physkatrik dem nay dey feel dis sun daz why dia head still dey touch. Make dem spread dem for road under dis hot sun for 2days, dem go behave!
Jokes Etc / Re: Name A Comedy Movie You Watched 5 Times And Still Dint Get Bored by Macclane(m): 8:13am On Jun 13, 2016
Bomz:
Death at a funeral.......lovely movie
The way dah name dey, e go sweet!
Jokes Etc / Re: Name A Comedy Movie You Watched 5 Times And Still Dint Get Bored by Macclane(m): 8:12am On Jun 13, 2016
visita:
Horrible bosses 1, 2

So dah movies to na comedy!! Me never knew
TV/Movies / Re: Channels TV Presenter Uses Power-Bank On Air [PHOTO] by Macclane(m): 8:08am On Jun 13, 2016
DRISKLEF:
Oh My Gawd. sad

Bros oh, na so dem dey spell God?? Abeg oh, dey take am easy! Him dey watch oh. Kontinur
Jokes Etc / Re: How Do I Get Ban Pls??? by Macclane(m): 7:40pm On Jun 12, 2016
;DReally!! D poster above me
Jokes Etc / Re: Name A Comedy Movie You Watched 5 Times And Still Dint Get Bored by Macclane(m): 7:39pm On Jun 12, 2016
Khd95:
Police academy
home alone
police academy was a hit, back to back.
Romance / Re: See How I Was Almostt Raped Today..see My Torn Pant by Macclane(m): 7:36pm On Jun 12, 2016
did you keep the torn pant here?

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Jokes Etc / How Do I Get Ban Pls??? by Macclane(m): 7:28pm On Jun 12, 2016
Who gat any idea on hw to be banned. I've been hearing people talking bout it!! Any idea??
Jokes Etc / Name A Comedy Movie You Watched 5 Times And Still Dint Get Bored by Macclane(m): 7:17pm On Jun 12, 2016
Seriously, there are some legendary comedy movies that I can't watch like 10 times and still laugh like its my first time.

Some of the movies are
1 Mad boobies
2 Comebacks
3 How I met your mother
4 Mr Bones

For the case of How I met your mother, its a series movie having 9 seasons. I watched this seasons completely reach 7 times... What's ur landers.!!
Religion / Re: Which Church Do You Attend And Why? by Macclane(m): 6:53am On Jun 12, 2016
I worship @ RCCG, what I like most is sunday school. And more to that, they can TEACH the scripture very well!
Religion / Which Church Do You Attend And Why? by Macclane(m): 6:13am On Jun 12, 2016
Mrning fellas. Happy xunday to ya'll and also happy new week!
Is there any problem with this? I do attend EYN when am on holidays with my parent (the church I was born to) and when am back to school, I worship @ RCCG. Is there anything wrong with that??
Also why do we worship at the churches we are today? Enjoy ur day!
Jokes Etc / Re: Describe The Photo Here In Just Two Words. by Macclane(m): 8:40pm On Jun 11, 2016
Ghen Ghen
Romance / Re: What's your opinion on the Sun Girl On Page 3 Of Daily Sun Newspaper? by Macclane(m): 4:54pm On Jun 11, 2016
OP pls find attach my suggestions

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Jokes Etc / Re: I No Fit Laugh Ooooo by Macclane(m): 4:47pm On Jun 11, 2016
[size=18pt] I'll remove the gum all join[/size]

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