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Jokes Etc / Re: If U Had The Opportunity To Become Invisible For A Day, What Will U Do? by Macclane(m): 10:10pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
CivilzedTyger: Your future is cloudy |
Career / Re: 6 Questions To Ask During A Job Interview That Will Make The Employer Want To Hi by Macclane(m): 10:00pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Grant me the job before asking me some stuhid questions. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Will You Saves (photo) by Macclane(m): 9:50pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
rheether: For ur case na u dey inside d water oh. WIFE |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Will You Saves (photo) by Macclane(m): 9:48pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
seggzz: Mr Bros d twp hands wey dey dia dey look like say dey fit swim?? |
Romance / Re: Secret Relationship by Macclane(m): 9:04pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
OP, abeg wetin u dey spoke nw, I cannot comprehend. Who was ur english teacher for school? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Will You Saves (photo) by Macclane(m): 8:54pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
joshing:At least if she bless me I fit get d rest of the two with time |
Phones / Re: I Made A Game For Android! by Macclane(m): 8:51pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Cvftgaming: OP where is Blackberry version ni Where e dey?? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Countries Buhari Has Visited In Just Nine Months (300 Days) In Office. by Macclane(m): 8:45pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
He have been deceiving us all this while, he is going for medical check-up. He no well!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Will You Saves (photo) by Macclane(m): 8:41pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Op I will SAVES my mum!!! |
Phones / Re: I Made A Game For Android! by Macclane(m): 8:36pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Where blackberry version? |
TV/Movies / When Nollywood Act The Avenges - Photo by Macclane(m): 4:49pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
This is what the cast will look like when nigerian movie industry decide to shoot THE AVENGERS. #NijaIDeyHail
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Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Employ This Graduate? ( Picture) by Macclane(m): 11:09pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
I go employ am go where? Op |
Politics / Re: Buratai Leads Soldiers On Routine Drills In Abuja (Photos) by Macclane(m): 11:06pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
Romance / Re: Church And Relationship by Macclane(m): 10:47pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
panthera4: Do you truly love her? And dose she as well? Dats wats first u'll start to ponder on. |
Romance / Re: Church And Relationship by Macclane(m): 10:33pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
M brother go and think twice. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: You'll Never Believe This Is A Sex Doll And Not A Real Woman by Macclane(m): 8:06pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
[color=#990000][/color] The hair of d doll is different self. The devil will introduce many things to get people. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Former Petroleum Minister's Husband, Alison Madueke by Macclane(m): 12:37pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
Dis one no be news again! |
Education / Re: Comment If You Grab by Macclane(m): 9:53pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Una Community |
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Is Pregnant For Jude Okoye - Okgist.com by Macclane(m): 9:37pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Psquare, una story don bgin plenty 11 Likes |
Literature / How Our Enemies Work Unknowingly In Our Favour. *must Read by Macclane(m): 8:37pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
An American man walked into a restaurant in
London. As
soon as he entered, he noticed an African man
(black),
sitting in one corner.
He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet
and
shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone
in this
restaurant, except that black guy over there!"
The waiter collected the money and began
serving free
food to everyone in the restaurant, except the
African.
Instead of becoming upset, the black man simply
looked
up at the American and shouted, "Thank you!"
This infuriated the American. So once again, he
took out
his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am
buying
bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in
this
bar, except for that African sitting in the corner
over
there!"
The waiter collected the money from the man and
began
serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar
except
the African.
When the waiter finished serving the food and
drinks, the
African simply smiled at the American man and
said,
"Thank you!"
That made the American furious. So he leaned
over the
counter and asked the waiter, "What is wrong
with that
black man? I have bought food and drinks for
everyone
in this bar except for him, and instead of
becoming
angry, he just sits there, smiles at me and shouts
'Thank
you.' Is he mad?"
The waiter smiled at the American and said, "No,
he is
not mad. He is the OWNER of this restaurant."
May our enemies work unknowingly in our
favour. 1 Like |
Events / Re: Full List Of The 58th Grammy Award Winners by Macclane(m): 7:57pm On Feb 16, 2016 |
Taylor Swift my greatest Pop Music star |
Crime / Re: There Is A Nigerian Astronaut In Space,he Needs Your Help. by Macclane(m): 10:10pm On Feb 15, 2016 |
Let him come bk the wey he went |
Romance / Re: Pls What Is The Meaning Of "Bae" And "Boo" by Macclane(m): 9:45pm On Feb 15, 2016 |
I dey come I dey come
Naso impotency dey start |
Romance / Re: Pls What Is The Meaning Of "Bae" And "Boo" by Macclane(m): 9:44pm On Feb 15, 2016 |
I dey come I dey come
Naso impotency dey start 1 Like |
Properties / Re: How Much Would It Cost Me To Complete This 3Bedroom Bungalow? by Macclane(m): 12:33pm On Feb 15, 2016 |
Depends on the location and types of materials, bt hold 8 to 10 mill atleast. 2 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Bread Seller Turned Model, Olajumoke Orisaguna Models April By Kunbiās Designs. by Macclane(m): 10:45am On Feb 15, 2016 |
Nice. She is now in the next level 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Unbelievable! 16 Girls Get Pregnant After A Boy Ejaculated In A Public Swimming by Macclane(m): 12:30pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
His Sperm dey swim like fish ni? |
Romance / Re: Unbelievable! 16 Girls Get Pregnant After A Boy Ejaculated In A Public Swimming by Macclane(m): 12:25pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
Haba Guy, no dey lie abeg |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mandla Mandela Converts To Islam, Marries For The 4th Time by Macclane(m): 11:30pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
[s][/s] I no care |
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