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Jokes Etc / Re: If U Had The Opportunity To Become Invisible For A Day, What Will U Do? by Macclane(m): 10:10pm On Feb 21, 2016
CivilzedTyger:
Go to Jamb office and hack into their database cheesy

Your future is cloudy
Career / Re: 6 Questions To Ask During A Job Interview That Will Make The Employer Want To Hi by Macclane(m): 10:00pm On Feb 21, 2016
Grant me the job before asking me some stuhid questions.
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Will You Saves (photo) by Macclane(m): 9:50pm On Feb 21, 2016
rheether:
I will save my money because my mum can swim real good.

For ur case na u dey inside d water oh. WIFE
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Will You Saves (photo) by Macclane(m): 9:48pm On Feb 21, 2016
seggzz:
Provided the two women can swim. And you know women need money, I will go for the money. If only my mum can swim, I will asked her to save/take the money while I save my wife.

Shikena!!

Mr Bros d twp hands wey dey dia dey look like say dey fit swim??
Romance / Re: Secret Relationship by Macclane(m): 9:04pm On Feb 21, 2016
OP, abeg wetin u dey spoke nw, I cannot comprehend. Who was ur english teacher for school?
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Will You Saves (photo) by Macclane(m): 8:54pm On Feb 21, 2016
joshing:
Lolz mama's boy
At least if she bless me I fit get d rest of the two with time gringringrin
Phones / Re: I Made A Game For Android! by Macclane(m): 8:51pm On Feb 21, 2016
Cvftgaming:


Ahh I wish i could spread it out across many devices but the game engine i used doesn't support blackberry i believe!
I'm still learning! Maybe in the future.

OP where is Blackberry version ni

Where e dey?? grincheesycheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Countries Buhari Has Visited In Just Nine Months (300 Days) In Office. by Macclane(m): 8:45pm On Feb 21, 2016
He have been deceiving us all this while, he is going for medical check-up. He no well!!! gringringrin
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Will You Saves (photo) by Macclane(m): 8:41pm On Feb 21, 2016
Op I will SAVES my mum!!! grin grin
Phones / Re: I Made A Game For Android! by Macclane(m): 8:36pm On Feb 21, 2016
Where blackberry version?
TV/Movies / When Nollywood Act The Avenges - Photo by Macclane(m): 4:49pm On Feb 21, 2016
This is what the cast will look like when nigerian movie industry decide to shoot THE AVENGERS.




#NijaIDeyHail

Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Employ This Graduate? ( Picture) by Macclane(m): 11:09pm On Feb 19, 2016
I go employ am go where? Op
Politics / Re: Buratai Leads Soldiers On Routine Drills In Abuja (Photos) by Macclane(m): 11:06pm On Feb 19, 2016
kennyman2000:
Good one.
Isokay
kennyman2000:
Good one.
Isokay
kennyman2000:
Good one.
Isokay
Romance / Re: Church And Relationship by Macclane(m): 10:47pm On Feb 19, 2016
panthera4:
how bro

Do you truly love her? And dose she as well? Dats wats first u'll start to ponder on.
Romance / Re: Church And Relationship by Macclane(m): 10:33pm On Feb 19, 2016
M brother go and think twice.

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Romance / Re: You'll Never Believe This Is A Sex Doll And Not A Real Woman by Macclane(m): 8:06pm On Feb 19, 2016
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The hair of d doll is different self.
The devil will introduce many things to get people.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Former Petroleum Minister's Husband, Alison Madueke by Macclane(m): 12:37pm On Feb 18, 2016
Dis one no be news again!
Education / Re: Comment If You Grab by Macclane(m): 9:53pm On Feb 17, 2016
Una Community
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Is Pregnant For Jude Okoye - Okgist.com by Macclane(m): 9:37pm On Feb 17, 2016
Psquare, una story don bgin plenty

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Literature / How Our Enemies Work Unknowingly In Our Favour. *must Read by Macclane(m): 8:37pm On Feb 17, 2016
An American man walked into a restaurant in London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African man (black), sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black guy over there!" The waiter collected the money and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the African. Instead of becoming upset, the black man simply looked up at the American and shouted, "Thank you!" This infuriated the American. So once again, he took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African sitting in the corner over there!" The waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, the African simply smiled at the American man and said, "Thank you!" That made the American furious. So he leaned over the counter and asked the waiter, "What is wrong with that black man? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, and instead of becoming angry, he just sits there, smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad?" The waiter smiled at the American and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the OWNER of this restaurant." May our enemies work unknowingly in our favour.

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Events / Re: Full List Of The 58th Grammy Award Winners by Macclane(m): 7:57pm On Feb 16, 2016
Taylor Swift my greatest Pop Music star
Crime / Re: There Is A Nigerian Astronaut In Space,he Needs Your Help. by Macclane(m): 10:10pm On Feb 15, 2016
Let him come bk the wey he went
Romance / Re: Pls What Is The Meaning Of "Bae" And "Boo" by Macclane(m): 9:45pm On Feb 15, 2016
I dey come I dey come Naso impotency dey start
Romance / Re: Pls What Is The Meaning Of "Bae" And "Boo" by Macclane(m): 9:44pm On Feb 15, 2016
I dey come I dey come Naso impotency dey start

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Properties / Re: How Much Would It Cost Me To Complete This 3Bedroom Bungalow? by Macclane(m): 12:33pm On Feb 15, 2016
Depends on the location and types of materials, bt hold 8 to 10 mill atleast.

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Fashion / Re: Bread Seller Turned Model, Olajumoke Orisaguna Models April By Kunbiā€™s Designs. by Macclane(m): 10:45am On Feb 15, 2016
Nice. She is now in the next level

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Romance / Re: Unbelievable! 16 Girls Get Pregnant After A Boy Ejaculated In A Public Swimming by Macclane(m): 12:30pm On Feb 12, 2016
His Sperm dey swim like fish ni?
Romance / Re: Unbelievable! 16 Girls Get Pregnant After A Boy Ejaculated In A Public Swimming by Macclane(m): 12:25pm On Feb 12, 2016
Haba Guy, no dey lie abeg
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mandla Mandela Converts To Islam, Marries For The 4th Time by Macclane(m): 11:30pm On Feb 11, 2016
[s][/s] I no care

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