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Romance / Re: My Hilarious First Kissing Experience by Macclane(m): 11:21am On Feb 29, 2016
I dey come..
Jokes Etc / Re: Caption This End Time Mango Tree (photos) by Macclane(m): 11:19am On Feb 29, 2016
Ighoga898:
Dat cashew was probably tied or gumed there

The power of photoshop
Science/Technology / Re: Top 9 Most Poisonous Animals In The World – You Don’t Want To Mess With Them! by Macclane(m): 11:18am On Feb 29, 2016
Dey don't look like they should be messed with
Celebrities / Re: This Photo Makes Me Weep by Macclane(m): 11:16am On Feb 29, 2016
And you will also be shocked when you hear that the person you are weeping for is healthy and Happier than the other.
Jokes Etc / Re: Caption This End Time Mango Tree (photos) by Macclane(m): 11:12am On Feb 29, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
I said "somebody should correct me if I'm wrong or do u need medicated glasses??

gringrin guy calm down, m nt here to fight.
Na una dey make nairaland Comment sweet aswear!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Caption This End Time Mango Tree (photos) by Macclane(m): 11:10am On Feb 29, 2016
Manchew tree gringringrincheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Caption This End Time Mango Tree (photos) by Macclane(m): 11:07am On Feb 29, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
I think it's called "Budding in biology, somebody correct me if I'm wrong..

Guy why?



Who was ur Biology teacher?
Jokes Etc / Re: Caption This End Time Mango Tree (photos) by Macclane(m): 11:06am On Feb 29, 2016
When you claim you're Fulani but your state of Origin is Ebonyi
Education / Re: 1.5 Million Candidates To Take JAMB, Cut-off Marks For 2016 Announced by Macclane(m): 8:45pm On Feb 26, 2016
All the best to dose writing

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Jokes Etc / Re: What Will Be Your Reaction To This Kind Of Situation by Macclane(m): 7:55pm On Feb 26, 2016
Omo, nobe small tin oh
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Pic When She Never Save Your Number by Macclane(m): 7:48pm On Feb 26, 2016
See how him lose the strength of him legs
Politics / Re: Governor Fayose Rocks On Motorcycle (photos) by Macclane(m): 6:30pm On Feb 26, 2016
Abi? *d guy above me. Upload am make we feel am
Politics / Re: Governor Fayose Rocks On Motorcycle (photos) by Macclane(m): 6:20pm On Feb 26, 2016
chriskosherbal:
Gov. Fayose always on the news.

For good things
Politics / Re: Governor Fayose Rocks On Motorcycle (photos) by Macclane(m): 6:09pm On Feb 26, 2016
Some governors try!

Politics / Governor Fayose Rocks On Motorcycle (photos) by Macclane(m): 6:07pm On Feb 26, 2016
Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti state has thrilled his mass followers again by riding on a motorcycle popularly known as Okada to inspect some of the water fetching points in Aramoko Ekiti in Ekiti West local government area. The community which has been suffering from potable water for the past eight years just got their bore-hole installed by Fayose-led administration, Ireporter reports. See photos below: 1 Governor Ayo Fayose on a commercial motorcycle
2 Governor Ayo Fayose directing the bike man Aramoko community residents fetching water
3 Governor Fayose adjusting his glasse 4 Governor Fayose fetching water from the newly installed bore-hole

Crime / Re: Baby Rescued From Pit Toilet In Nasarawa by Macclane(m): 6:01pm On Feb 24, 2016
shocked shocked shocked some people ba, dia heart strong pass bh
Agriculture / Re: Ebonyi Acquires Bulldozers To Boost Rice Production With by Macclane(m): 9:31am On Feb 24, 2016
ajealadick:
They need combined harvesters not bulldozers


When you finally brush ur teeth
Agriculture / Re: Ebonyi Acquires Bulldozers To Boost Rice Production With by Macclane(m): 9:27am On Feb 24, 2016
billyG:

13 bulldozer ke!Y not buy 4 combine harvesters,6 tractors & plough,then 3 bulldozers.

Abi oh! U knw sum ppl get Knwledge but senze no dey
Agriculture / Re: Ebonyi Acquires Bulldozers To Boost Rice Production With by Macclane(m): 6:57am On Feb 24, 2016
Rice is 500 per measure in ma syd! Ebonyi abeg xpand una farm.
Crime / Re: Soldiers Arrest DPO, Others For Allegedly Molesting Army Captain by Macclane(m): 6:55am On Feb 24, 2016
Evrytin under dis man Administration sucks. U knw hu am talkin about.. It may be Shagari sha
Crime / Soldiers Arrest DPO, Others For Allegedly Molesting Army Captain by Macclane(m): 6:31am On Feb 24, 2016
UMUAHIA—There was panic Monday morning at the Railway Post, Umuahia, Abia State when police officers attached to the post allegedly manhandled a man later identified as an Army captain for packing his 18-seater Mitsubishi bus close to the fence of the Police station. According to eye witness accounts, the Divisional Police officer in-charge of the police post was said to be driving into the station when he spotted the bus and ordered the owner to repack the bus claiming that it was blocking his way. The Army captain who was in mufti, was said to have come out, greeted the DPO and quickly wanted to repark his bus. But the police officer was said to have ordered him to come closer and explain why he should block his way to the station. The army officer was said to have continued to plead with the angry police officer when he refused to allow him to remove his vehicle to re-park. Rather, he was alleged to have ordered his men to arrest the man, who at that juncture unveiled his identity, which was doubted by the police officer who insisted that he must be arrested. The scene attracted passers-by and people doing sundry businesses around the area, who also joined to plead with the police officer who refused to budge and insisted that the soldier must be arrested. “He must obey my arrest order; you people should tell him to obey my arrest order. You must obey my arrest order, you said you are a captain, you must tell me how many wars you have fought. “I have fought in three Boko Haram states of Borno, Adamawa and Yobe before coming here, you must show me your identity today; drag him into the cell now,” the DPO whose identity was not immediately known was yelling. However, the tables turned against the ‘powerful’ DPO when four soldiers arrived at the police station and discovered the man being molested was actually an army captain, and they became angry that an officer was calm and gentle to plead, yet he was being disgraced by the police officer. They called for reinforcements and in less than 15 minutes, four Hilux vans loaded with soldiers, arrived the police station. They later took away the DPO and another police officer with them to their base, after giving them the beating of their lives. The police have colonized the parking lots around the area, harassing and ordering motorists not to park vehicles around the area, as they always block the road that passes through the station.

Agriculture / Ebonyi Acquires Bulldozers To Boost Rice Production With by Macclane(m): 6:24am On Feb 24, 2016
Ebonyi State governor, Engr. David Umahi, last weekend, commissioned 13 bulldozers jointly procured by the caretaker chairmen of the 13 Local Government Areas of the state for rice production.

Governor Umahi at the occasion expressed joy and paid tribute to God Almighty for the success so far recorded by his administration.

He said when he assumed office, his administration purchased similar equipment that worth about 1.8 billion naira for the state government.

Umahi said it was a joint agreement between the state and local governments that every LGA must have one grader and a bulldozer in order to have access roads and also to prepare their farms for rice production, adding that one caterpillar each had already been distributed to all the LGAs in the state.

He urged the council bosses to deploy the equipment to work and ensure that employments were created for the people.

“You should be able to train civil servants. Each of the dozers and graders should be able to have three trainees each attached to whoever that is going be the operator,” he added.

Earlier, the Commissioner for Local Government and Chieftaincy Matters, Barrister Samuel Okoronkwo, explained that the 13 bulldozers were purchased for about N442million and 40% out of the total cost has been paid while the remaining 60% would be paid in an installment within six months.

Barr. Okoronkwo also said 13 graders purchased by the local government council chairmen will arrive the state in a week time.

He assured the governor of the commitment and readiness of the council areas to queue into the agricultural policies of the state government to boost food production and internally generated revenue for the state.


https://dailytimes.ng/ebonyi-umahi-commissions-13-bulldozers-for-rice-farming/

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Politics / Re: Kukah To FG: Be Prepared To Re-orientate Soldiers For Post Boko Haram Era by Macclane(m): 6:21am On Feb 24, 2016
humanbeing5th:
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Politics / Kukah To FG: Be Prepared To Re-orientate Soldiers For Post Boko Haram Era by Macclane(m): 6:16am On Feb 24, 2016
UMUAHIA—THE Catholic Bishop of Sokoto, Most Rev. Matthew Kukah has called on the Federal Government to be proactive and prepare for post-Boko Haram era by planning on how to re-orientate soldiers returning from the war to be fully reintegrated with the larger society and be productive. Kuka also advised President Muhammadu Buhari on the dwindling economy and urged him to inspire Nigerians to engage in economic activities geared towards reviving the economy. He told Buhari to see the present situation in the country as a challenge that faces great leaders, saying that great leaders elsewhere had faced such situations and resolved them for good, pointing out that “this is one of the finest moments for us to transform our nation”. He said that creating conducive environment for returning colliders from war has become necessary as the war against Boko Haram was gradually coming to an end. Specifically, Bishop Kuka urged that the government make a law similar to America’s Servicemen Re-adjustment Act of 1944 which would enable Nigerian soldiers returning from wars like the Boko Haram insurgency to be easily integrated within the larger society and live normal life after fighting a war for long. According to him, when a soldier returns from a war situation, there was the tendency that he would be antagonistic to the civilian population having been in a war front where he was confronted with violence for a long time.

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Phones / Re: I Made A Game For Android! by Macclane(m): 7:50pm On Feb 22, 2016
Cvftgaming:
Its entirely free! You only pay if you want to remove ads and such.
Toh op screen snap d interface make we see how the abubuwa dey look like
Career / Re: 6 Questions To Ask During A Job Interview That Will Make The Employer Want To Hi by Macclane(m): 7:48pm On Feb 22, 2016
amicable09:
Hahahaha. Where e dey? I'm hungry.
gringringrin. Dis one go do u?

TV/Movies / Re: When Nollywood Act The Avenges - Photo by Macclane(m): 4:40pm On Feb 22, 2016
sunkieisland:
Hilarious




still laughing.



Avengers ko, agents of shield ni
Haahahaha, Fantastic four
Career / Re: 6 Questions To Ask During A Job Interview That Will Make The Employer Want To Hi by Macclane(m): 12:47pm On Feb 22, 2016
amicable09:

Lol. Now I understand why the guy above me had your time. Go on and quarrel with yourself, I don't indulge in cyber fights, sorry.

Just a quick one, check the meaning of the word "amicable" in your neighbor's dictionary and next time when you feel the need to quote me, you'll do so with courtsey and a sense of maturity. Bye.

Chop noku gringringrin
Career / Re: 6 Questions To Ask During A Job Interview That Will Make The Employer Want To Hi by Macclane(m): 8:56am On Feb 22, 2016
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see all your sensless and MUMU topics here https://www.nairaland.com/macclane/topics

Yes I typed dem all not go and fetch and paste. 25things dat .... 12 tins you most do in order to succed in ur career, 30 steps to excell. See dem ur post. Am sure ur successful in your career #CopynPaste. gringringrin
Career / Re: 6 Questions To Ask During A Job Interview That Will Make The Employer Want To Hi by Macclane(m): 10:46pm On Feb 21, 2016
Dis one above me claim to be wise after copying and pasting what he never believes works. Guy go look for beta tin to post for us!

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Comedian Thread by Macclane(m): 10:16pm On Feb 21, 2016
Owkay
Education / Re: Important Life Hacks (recommended) by Macclane(m): 10:15pm On Feb 21, 2016
That's cool. At least I've lrn sumtin tnyt

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