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Sotenna: Na because of Mackosa Bantty wan ofen oppice por my bruda head? Kai! Walahi me I go carry am for that nyarinya do suya.

yehpa,he's beefin o.

hopeyemmy: I was textdropping ni o, lol.

I no dey take Jenny matter play at all.

no p na,buh if u resembu grandpa in d aspect of wyf(s),na p o

hopeyemmy: #ChildNotBride

:-O,did u jes call me,ur elda sis,child?

banttieman: You lost that right since you didn't make First class.

bhet i try na,i graduatd wit a 4.49,itz nt beanz na,assumin dey can round up cgpa,i wud av grad wit a first klas o

banttieman: You lost that right since you didn't make First class.

bhet i try na,i graduatd wit a 4.49,itz nt beanz na

Funpeter: nd one gallon of red oil and groundnut oil fried rice spices, bag of rice, eye of a mosquito, heart of a cockroach

weeked guy,shey cockroach geh heart ni

banttieman: You no fit.

ah ahn grand p,dnt i av a say in wu i get marrid 2 ni,m a graduate o,eh ehn

hopeyemmy: Sister, e so ara yin o! Ma woju yin o.

Don't go there at all, u hear?

ah ahn,wetin u hear abi c ni jare. So u wear textdroppin(eavesdroppin)

j-slimz:
Lol. I know someone who was born when her father was about 98.

eh ehn,na wa o

cdoffx: macCoka get ready your grandpa want consult oracle and e sure for me say oracle go stamp am say na me be the original man for you. Oya make you de pack your bags ready

u geh 6 packs? Hehehehe. If i con say i no go marry u nko'

j-slimz:
since this house became empty, my spirit has being dampened. E just turn me to looku looku.

aww,i undastand u jawe,buh u must talk tonyt o. Imagine my grandpa wantin a new wyf...*whispers in2 ha ear, " my grandpa is polygamous in nature"

banttieman: Yes. Any problem with him?

we r nt relatd nau,y wud a stranga tell me tales,infact am olda dan im gaan,

Sotenna: I fear only his walking stick.

*yimu. U fear evrytin jor nt only d walkin stick

j-slimz:
Was fine. I don't see myself talking this night.

jenny,bhet y? D ause wil b borin nau

hopeyemmy: E go do him jare. Na so we dey do am for Moz 101.

eh ehn,wit all d advice nd xperiences grandpa told u,u went ahead nd regista 4 Moz 101,ehn?

Sotenna: Yes sir! I dey here sir! In fact present sir...don't mind what you read sir.

hehehehehehehe,Sotenna' thou art bin caught by fear.

cdoffx: macCoka pls keep the gun i no go want make our honeymoon be for inside prison. Abeg keep the gun.
Mama J i hail you o. You be everly my sure mama

huh?

banttieman: Sotenna

AH AHN, Sotenna keh. Grandpa dats nt fair o.

cdoffx: macCoka why na. You no say i no be gold digger. Na me myself owe one island with population of 1million inhabitant. I be baba olowo o

hmmm

hopeyemmy: Oya give am another one. U sha know what d guy wants to hear, don't u?

he shud go and read his bible or quran,make he cuddle God. Dat wan nko?

Sotenna: Every device has a voltage rating, for the mean time *Mackosa* your rating is perfect for what I need tonight, Yemmy I hope you don't mind if I borrow your elder sister for some hours...from now till morning?

Sotenna: Every device has a voltage rating, for the mean time *Mackosa* your rating is perfect for what I need tonight, Yemmy I hope you don't mind if I borrow your elder sister for some hours...from now till morning?

ao dare u request 4 me,infact *cocks gun*

cdoffx: Wowowo. Is that macCoka i'm seeing. Where've you been all this while. Your grandpa took you away cos i said i wanna marry his grand daughter abi?

hehehehehe,u wan marry me? Abi u wan inherit ma grandpa's real estates,companies nd oda inheritance wey go b my share? Wich wan?

hopeyemmy: Sister, this ur mouth wee not kee u! Kilode?!

what? Shebi na advice,if he no wan dah wan i go give am anoda advi nau

banttieman: Awayu? Winnie has not been here for a while oh.

am fyn o. Aww,i knw u r missin ha gaan. Pls dnt leav d ause cos she aint here,if u leav wu's qon tell me tales by moonlyt?

Sotenna: Kai! I need some serious cuddling tonight, the rain no funny at all.

r u serious? Transforma dey na,it'll generate enof heat. Hehehehehe

Sotenna: Don't worry he'll be going with you, I forgot that you'd love the trip.

hmm,hmm, Sotenna! Sotenna!! Sotenna!!! ,ao many tyms did i type ur name? Sho ra e o

hopeyemmy: Sotenna, u hear?

Mi o ni auntie ode! Lol! Moremi babes!

tanks jare, let im knw.

Grand pa mi,i sight u o *kneels dwn nd grit*, ao's Winnie d wyf?

XpensiveT: Kudos to you boss...how every nah??

xpensive i grit o

hopeyemmy: Egbon mi, mo wa o. Goodies yapa gan! How u want am? Lol

mo kuku jeri e,sha settle Jenny first.

Sotenna: Advisor abi?...I'll advise you on how to ginger your ancestors to send you a one way visa to their abode. Lol!

one way visa 2 deir abode bawo? Take tym o, ma aburo aint goin 2 any ancestors abode o

J-slim et Sotenna,i grit u.