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banttieman: O ba furo awon lecturer e. Am I the one you greet grudginly?

aaah,grandpa?shey dem offend u ni,dem old too o,eh ehn.
Gran P,u r old skul jor,must i always kneel dwn nd grit cant i jes shake hands wit u ni,ehn?

CrazyMan: Hello...how was you're day.

great,was my day. Urs?

banttieman: You're a spoilt brat. Where's that koboko again?

ah ahn Gran p,*kneels dwn grudgingly nd grits*

Creamy_chi: good... bring out ur plate cos food will soon be served

*runs to bring plate*

Creamy_chi: i dey hail too...hwdy?

i doeth fyn o.

maeDiamond: Everyone in d house get ready n call others d fud wil soon be don o

*dancing azonto*

maeDiamond: okay.... Mk i cook nw
but na my native fud i wan cook o.. Hop una go eat.

shey d fud neva ready ni.

banttieman: Welcome dear, hope you greeted on your knees.

oh oh grand P,wich wan iz on ma knees again,does it mata ni,av sha gritd.

Ancient Imma,i grit u

Creamy chi
Crazman
my Grand p
Maediamnd,i grit una

Tanx 4d sample questions,i got dem,wud definately get d full package v.soon.

j-slimz:
I'm "H"ing. Any food in the house? #scanning through all the cupboards and pots. Finds one with a lil jollof rice. Goes and lock the door. Sits with the pot and digs in. Fills the empty pot with water and covers it.#

To be the only one at home makes brain.

J-SLIM! J-SLIM!! J-SLIM!!,hmm,hmm,come out o,y u finish d remainin food wey dey 4 ause? Ehn? Ehn? U dint even cuk anoda wan ehn. *sad face*

Imanuelle:

Imanuelle:

hehehehehehe

Imanuelle: tell am to come , make I launch my bazooka.

did u jes say bazooka? Dat wan na small tin,i wnt call Granpa,i can handle d small tin. Launch it o,m ready.

banttieman: Don't mind him. Who dares to mess with my grand daughter? A thousand shall fall at your right, ten thousand at your left, they shall not come near you. You are in complete Ghost mode.

hehehehe,YES O,GRAN

Imanuelle: no jass dey work for bomb oh.

c u,so granpa hasnt told u dah technology has enterd his professn. Mtcheew,aimoye bomb.

Imanuelle:

PPA 2013 C LIST
NAME PPA
MACCOKA - Boko Haram PRIMARY SCHOOL
CDOFF - HAVE HOPE CYBER CAFE.



Who else wants to try the e-DG ?

hehehehe,natin go happn 2me in Boko pry skul,Grandpa has given me enof concotn 2 drink nd ajesara. Hehehehe,dem go BOW.
Buh e-DG,u r weeked o,because i no ff u nta office

cdoffx: MacCoka i'm still expecting you to come for your drill since you turn my condition down

av dne d drill o *panting*

cdoffx: ah MacCoka no follow him enter that office o. I still prefer make those lion kiss your leg pass make him hit you with that thing ehn.

i dint o.* runs 2 do d drill*

cdoffx: ah MacCoka no follow him enter that office o. I still prefer make those lion kiss your leg pass make him hit you with that thing ehn.

i dint o.* runs 2 do d drill*

cdoffx: *frown face* thats not the condition, the condition is we'll be eating in d same plate everyday
Mama J
Alright but you're not holding tight enough enough na, i don't want you to fall o.
sotenna if you kill me cos of helen she still go run follow another guy go Akwa ibom. Make i give you maccoka jare

ah ahn d same plate keh,i dnt want

banttieman: Face the drill squarely. No koboko here?

*askor* m nt doin,no koboko buh dere are Lions dere,dats y i lyk ur wyf(winnie) if she was here nw ,she wud let me stay nd nt go 4 drillin.

cdoffx: why na and you know say your grandpa na babalawo(herbalist) small time now he go de use bante pursue me about

wich babalawo,my grandpa is a DOCTOR.

dimplecakes: Jenny darlyn....

Where are my personal persons.

Seeing new faces here is getting me all scared oooo. Where should I begin the introduction now.
@cdoffx
@sotenna
@Helen
@macCoka
@ Every new peeps here.....I HAIL UNA oooooooooooooo....this is "dimples"

Dimples! Dimples!! Dimples!!,nw av met u,is lyk evrybdy has gotten deir own bite of ur cakes,i WANT MY OWN 2 O

Imanuelle: lol....
you want immunity ?

yes

cdoffx: okay we can settle this on a condition i'll give. Do i give you d condition?

hmm conditns 2 seat wit Imma 2 gist me abt ao lyf was b4 christ wile i watch evrybdy doin d drills,RYT? I ACCEPT.

Imanuelle: I still eat comfortably,
I don't do drills, I'm the e-NYSC e-DG.

ohk,pls r u qon beg Cdoff 2 allow me eat all dai witout doin any drill,i dnt wanna do drill.

Imanuelle: yes oh,
during the days of general hae mo su

aaaaaah, do u still av teeth,r u qon do d drill? Pls dnt do it

cdoffx: if you've watch justice league you won't be surprised. He's the notorious vanda salvage in Justice league

hmm *yimu* it's a lie jor

banttieman: Still on mobile, will do that in the evening. Be prepared.

morni gran, gran pls tell Cdoff dah i dnt wanna do no drill *sad face*

cdoffx: MacCoka if you don't do this drill. There is no food for you today

ah ahn,its unfair o, on top drill

cdoffx: wondering how he guessed your BB pin right

Wich BB pin,cant u c dat he's olda dan my granpa. Hes bin alive b4 christ was born sef.
@ Imma,do u still av teeth,do u use walkin stick,r u qon do d morni drill?