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NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 9:05am On Jul 16, 2013
cdoffx: don't let me come after you myself. Make the thing no turn love chase o
Sotenna what if na me come vex her nko
*yimu
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 9:04am On Jul 16, 2013
Imanuelle: oh my brother ,
you just reminded me of my youthful days , when men were boys.
I remember hanging on a rope and using it to execute 26 lions and two mosquitoes , that's precisely in the year 1302BC.

wow.

great memories!
:-O did u type 1302BC? #faints
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 9:02am On Jul 16, 2013
cdoffx: don't worry they're trained only to kiss your leg nothing more
:-O u r weeked *still runni*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 8:58am On Jul 16, 2013
Helenqollinz: A very big gud mornin 2 u all.I dnt feel lyk tokin or smilin 2day,so i come tk xcuse una bye.
awwww,bhet y'
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 8:56am On Jul 16, 2013
cdoffx: somebody catch her for me before she get away
hehehehehe *still runni*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 8:54am On Jul 16, 2013
cdoffx: no run to grandpa cos grandpa self go do him own too.
Dancing etigi from the other side of the rope after successful crossing
:-( wat if i fall? Dose lions r starin at me o * picks race*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 8:52am On Jul 16, 2013
Sotenna: Even Banttie don drop him walking stick, him dey warm up.
ehn dats granpa 4u,me am nt doin.*picks race*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 8:50am On Jul 16, 2013
Cdoff,me m nt doin any drillin o,eh ehn
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 8:48am On Jul 16, 2013
Sotenna,Cdoff,Helen,Jenny...Bonjour.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 8:43am On Jul 16, 2013
Sotenna: Una morning drill! In the picture it's a lady so no excuses.
:-O:-( am nt doin morni drill o,m havin headache,catarrh,cold,cough.* runs 2 granpa Banttie nd Winnie*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 11:15pm On Jul 15, 2013
banttieman: I don't care. Cry well. All I know is you will sleep in that pretty cot.
WINNIE! WINNIE!!,where art thou,pls cometh now nd talketh to my gran o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 11:14pm On Jul 15, 2013
cdoffx: na until her bf come give you word @banttie before you know say she don grow up?
:-O,aaah cdoffx,wats boifrend? U want my grandpa 2 stop tellin me stories abi?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 11:12pm On Jul 15, 2013
SHRIMATI,SOTENNA,J-SLIM,i syt u peeps,gud nyt.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 11:08pm On Jul 15, 2013
banttieman: You still need that cot till we have another grand daughter. Now climb on.
NO gran,i PROTEST,ah ahn,ma fwends r always laffin at me dah i slip in a cot. *cryin*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 11:00pm On Jul 15, 2013
*yawns* tym 2 slip. Granpa Banttie am nt climbin in2 any cot 2dai o,m a big gel.Gud nyt Jesus, Gud nyt grandpa, gud nyt cdoff,gud nyt viewas nd guest.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 10:46pm On Jul 15, 2013
banttieman: You were given options. One of those options is the right answer. You didn't pick from the options, so you are what I called you earlier. Haha
d options given was incomplete.... Dnt wanna talk furda. We njoyd d jokes postd.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 10:40pm On Jul 15, 2013
banttieman: yes
yippy *dancin limpopo*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 10:37pm On Jul 15, 2013
[b][/b] sotenna,papi,maureen,i grit u o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 10:33pm On Jul 15, 2013
cdoffx: so he gave me some food and turned to banttie. "ahmed ramadan kareem" he fainted immediately. But he's back alive now typing from hospital bed
hehehehehe,LOBATAN
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 10:29pm On Jul 15, 2013
banttieman: Unfortunately, I have to stop with the jokes now. Switching to mobile mode.

wink wink wink
awww,so granpa r u qon tell me jokes instead of tales by moonlyt?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 10:28pm On Jul 15, 2013
banttieman: Olodo rabata.
hehehehehehe,LWKM OOO,wah u tinkin aint d ans, gran. Wah i sed is it ans.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 10:23pm On Jul 15, 2013
banttieman: U have not even answered. Follow the question and never assume outside the question. Now what's your answer?
logically my ans is uncertain cos 'a bird' has no identity.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 10:19pm On Jul 15, 2013
banttieman: How are you grand daughter? Hope you have read your piece of the jokes?
m fyn gran,i av. Kip postin.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 10:13pm On Jul 15, 2013
banttieman: Two birds in front of a bird, two birds behind
a bird, one bird in the middle.
How many birds are there?


(a) 6
(b) 3
(c) 5
(d) 7
d reasn is dis: ao r we so sure dat dere isnt anoda bird(a bird) bhind d bird wich two birds follow,and since 'a bird' doesnt av a name/identity,its uncertain. #jes sayin o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 10:05pm On Jul 15, 2013
cdoffx: eh sure say you no be goddess of the rain. Me de gentle for here cold don seal my mouth
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 10:04pm On Jul 15, 2013
cdoffx: eh sure say you no be goddess of the rain. Me de gentle for here cold don seal my mouth
aww pele,y dnt u go get a shower,d cold go fly away sharp sharp:-)
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 10:02pm On Jul 15, 2013
banttieman: Two birds in front of a bird, two birds behind
a bird, one bird in the middle.
How many birds are there?


(a) 6
(b) 3
(c) 5
(d) 7
uncertain. Ask me y?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 10:01pm On Jul 15, 2013
Funpeter: guess u are a change dude now lolz
changd dude keh,hmm ma grandpa(banttie) still does it o. Dnt let im hear o cos if he does, he's nt qon tell me tales by moonlyt.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 9:57pm On Jul 15, 2013
cdoffx: welcome back to the house. Hope rain no beat you for outside where you de come
rain beat me keh,me sef na rain. Aoz u?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 9:55pm On Jul 15, 2013
ayoolar011: we saalute you too...hows your evening been
well,evenin is goin gr8 o.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 9:50pm On Jul 15, 2013
Eveni gud o,ao does yours dai go? Hehehehe. I salut una wey dey insyd ause o,my grandpa banttie...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by MacCoka: 9:50pm On Jul 15, 2013
Eveni gud o,ao does yours dai go? Hehehehe. I salut una wey dey insyd ause o

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